Mine:
First date with a girl I met on a dating site. She was in college still, but I had just graduated so not too much of an age differnece. I ask her out, she tells me she still lives with her mom, don't think much of it. Then she tells me she doesn't have a car and her mom will have to drop her off on the date. I think ok, not all college students have a car. So I pass off the warning signs. She wants to meet up at the mall, which is just around the corner from my house. I show up in a nice button down, nice jeans, nice shoes, watch, cologne on. Then I see her. She's wearing a sweatshirt, jeans, crocs, and these thick, ugly glasses. Looks like an absolute mess. Completely different from her profile picture. Ok, not exactly a looker, but maybe she is a freak in bed. We start talking (first time actually having a conversation besides messaging on the internet) and she does not know how to have a conversation whatsoever. Completely socially awkward. She fumbles over her words, stutters, and can't make eye contact at all. At one point, we were walking and she tripped on her own feet and fell on the ground in the middle of a crowd at the mall. I felt sorry for her and kept going like I didn't mind her awkwardness. Then, after we walk around for a bit, I ask if she wants to come back to my place since its right around the corner so I could give her a ride home. At this point, I had no interest in her sexually and just wanted to end the date. She says that she texted her mom and her mom wants to meet me. So being polite, I say ok. So her mom shows up a few minutes later and her mom invites me into her car to drop me off at my house(or so I thought). Her mom is gushing about how handsome I am and how I'm the first guy her daughter has ever been on a date with. Meanwhile, I'm just being nice and trying not to embarrass her daughter. So her mom offers to make me dinner at their place. I am polite and agree. So we go over to her house and her mom is cooking dinner. Meanwhile, the girl has a little brother who has what seems like autism. A nice kid, but a little strange. The kid is sitting across from me at the dinner table as dinner is about to be served just staring at me for what seems like an eternity. He is just sitting there wide eyed looking at me like I'm an alien, sipping his glass of water. I try to make small talk with him, but he doesn't say anything except stare at me. Pretty awkward. The girl I went on a date with is dead silent as well and its just a horribly tense situation. Then her mom comes in and serves dinner and tells me that her daughter is looking to get married sometime soon and that I would be the perfect husband. I just laughed awkwardly and kept eating. I honestly didn't know what to think at this point. So after dinner I get the tour of the house and the girl I went on a date with takes me into her room, which is filled with stuffed animals, kids toys, and pictures of disney characters. A bit odd that a 21 year old girl is still into that stuff... Then I tell her that I have to go and I head to the front door. I give her a hug and a kiss on the cheek and she freaks out and slaps me. I didn't know wtf to think. She says that that was too much for a first date to give her a kiss on the cheek. I left completely awestruck and never spoke to her again.
