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We don't appreciate Howard thread...
« on: December 28, 2015, 04:51:47 PM »
die she take the dog as well?

I hope you feel better soon.  :)

No, but she did kick the poor pooch on her way out.
I tried to be a romantic hubby, but, wtf , you be the judge ( video).
Maybe I should have stayed on that diet?

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« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2015, 04:53:16 PM »
No, but she did kick the poor pooch on her way out.
I tried to be a romantic hubby, but, wtf , you be the judge ( video).
Maybe I should have stayed on that diet?


That doesn't sound like "on good terms".

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« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2015, 04:54:08 PM »
No, but she did kick the poor pooch on her way out.
I tried to be a romantic hubby, but, wtf , you be the judge ( video).
Maybe I should have stayed on that diet?


You're better off without this savage crone. Move to Germany and fuck young whores, Howard.

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« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2015, 04:58:57 PM »
You're better off without this savage crone. Move to Germany and fuck young whores, Howard.

He better not confuse his MD persona with his gb. He's happily married on MD but divorced living in Colorado here.

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« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2015, 05:05:32 PM »
He better not confuse his MD persona with his gb. He's happily married on MD but divorced living in Colorado here.

Yup and on the DNC blog, I'm gay married to the Mayor of BB and living in San Francisco.

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« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2015, 05:08:18 PM »
Yup and on the DNC blog, I'm gay married to the Mayor of BB and living in San Francisco.

Impressive your keeping up. :D

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« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2015, 05:10:28 PM »
Seriously though, no one likes you. You're not in on the joke. You can laugh and post some cutesy meme in response but the truth is we all don't respect you and you are the red-haired step child of Getbig. I am saying this to help you. Log off and stop being the adult version of the kid that stood three yards away from the cool kid gang and tried to listen in on what they were talking about and laugh in the right places. It's over. It didn't work out. Goodbye.

These kind of " you suck , , nobody likes you, go away" posts , are always the same.
Most are posted by anonymous douchebags who enjoy snarky , "insider" banter with a handful of like minded fuktards. Your kind reminds of a cliché of snooty bitches who think their farts smell like roses.

Hope this helps... ;)

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« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2015, 05:10:57 PM »
He better not confuse his MD persona with his gb. He's happily married on MD but divorced living in Colorado here.

These things happen ;D

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« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2015, 05:15:43 PM »
These kind of " you suck , , nobody likes you, go away" posts , are always the same.
Most are posted by anonymous douchebags who enjoy snarky , "insider" banter with a handful of like minded fuktards. Your kind reminds of a cliché of snooty bitches who think their farts smell like roses.

Hope this helps... ;)

You're just mad because I said you should kill yourself, called your ex a crone, and because you got divorced AGAIN. Come on now, twas all in good fun :)

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« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2015, 05:17:47 PM »
Impressive your keeping up. :D

On a recent Hillary for Pres  blog I posted a pic of me driving a faggy,3 wheel smart car while driving to a
LGBT rally  ;D

On MD forum , I'm a serious fan of BB and plan to attend several pro contests in 2016.

On getbig.com,  I'm divorced for the 9th time and a proud dysfunctional schmoe with no life.

If Vince Goodrum starts a blog/forum, I'll sing the praises of Calliber Fitness products and brag about living in central NC.

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« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2015, 05:20:33 PM »
You're just mad because I said you should kill yourself, called your ex a crone, and because you got divorced AGAIN. Come on now, twas all in good fun :)

I can't be mad because:

1. It's true that I need to kill myself

2. I don't know what a crone is, but no matter, if it describes any of my 8 ex wives, it must be true.

3. Telling another regular getbigger  to stop posting is like telling the champion baked bean eater to stop farting.

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« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2015, 05:24:57 PM »
I can't be mad because:

1. It's true that I need to kill myself

2. I don't know what a crone is, but no matter, if it describes any of my 8 ex wives, it must be true.

3. Telling another regular getbigger  to stop posting is like telling the champion baked bean eater to stop farting.

1) You shouldn't. You are single, have money and can do anything you want. If I were you i'd fuck prostitutes/escorts. In a country where it's legal of course.

2) A crone is an ugly old woman. She's your ex now, we don't like her anymore right? ;)

3) You really do love farts ;D

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« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2015, 05:29:09 PM »
1) You shouldn't. You are single, have money and can do anything you want. If I were you i'd fuck prostitutes/escorts. In a country where it's legal of course.

2) A crone is an ugly old woman. She's your ex now, we don't like her anymore right? ;)

3) You really do love farts ;D

In that case, I plan to fart loudly as a crone runs me over after a young whore blows me.
If I video the entire scene and post it on getbig, I  should earn getbigger of the year?

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« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2015, 05:30:43 PM »
In that case, I plan to fart loudly as a crone runs me over after a young whore blows me.
If I video the entire scene and post it on getbig, I  should earn getbigger of the year?

For sure, no one could ever critisize you again :)

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« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2015, 05:36:01 PM »
For sure, no one could ever critisize you again :)

Of course, if I simply hibernate, and stop posting most getbiggers would be just as happy.

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« Reply #15 on: December 28, 2015, 05:39:21 PM »
Of course, if I simply hibernate, and stop posting most getbiggers would be just as happy.

How many minor league baseball games did you go to this summer?

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« Reply #16 on: December 28, 2015, 05:41:27 PM »
Lmao. Gimmicks 'gon gim.

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« Reply #17 on: December 28, 2015, 05:57:22 PM »
After 3 divorces, you have to ask yourself, "What are YOU doing wrong?" All 3 women can't be wrong.  ??? ???

I don't know man. Stick 100 women in a room and 95 of them will probably be wrong on most things...

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« Reply #18 on: December 28, 2015, 06:11:48 PM »

Rookie of the Year: AlphaGyno
If I win this nomination I will add it to my official resume, which I will use to apply to become a Y board member and join the ranks amongst the other multi millionaire getbiggers.

Also, I would to formally remind shitzo that he will never see the mod board.

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« Reply #19 on: December 28, 2015, 06:13:18 PM »
If I win this nomination I will add it to my official resume, which I will use to apply to become a Y board member and join the ranks amongst the other multi millionaire getbiggers.

Also, I would to formally remind shitzo that he will never see the mod board.

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Impressive.

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« Reply #20 on: December 28, 2015, 06:14:18 PM »
If I win this nomination I will add it to my official resume, which I will use to apply to become a Y board member and join the ranks amongst the other multi millionaire getbiggers.

Also, I would to formally remind shitzo that he will never see the mod board.

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If Shizzo comes to NYC and takes OMR on a date, he may have a shot of gaining access to the mod forum.
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« Reply #21 on: December 28, 2015, 06:15:59 PM »
If Shizzo comes to NYC and takes OMR on a date, he may have a shot of gaining access to the mod forum.
I dont think he's ready for this jelly.

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« Reply #22 on: December 28, 2015, 06:17:34 PM »
If I win this nomination I will add it to my official resume, which I will use to apply to become a Y board member and join the ranks amongst the other multi millionaire getbiggers.

Also, I would to formally remind shitzo that he will never see the mod board.

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Lol ;D ;D

EDIT: Sobchak right? That's the joke?

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« Reply #23 on: December 28, 2015, 06:17:46 PM »
I dont think he's ready for this jelly.

I can also meet up with you and OMR for a drink. We can get drkage and Andreaisdaman to come along.
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« Reply #24 on: December 28, 2015, 07:04:06 PM »
I don't know man. Stick 100 women in a room and 95 of them will probably be wrong on most things...

 ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

Hey at least I tried.
Unlike many getbiggers, I actually left my mom's basement and attempted marriage with real females.
The fact that I failed numerous times just proves that I should have stayed in the basement.
THUS, I came back to getbig.com and finally accepted my true nature.