Author Topic: I bet half of you didn't even lift today  (Read 1492088 times)

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24925 on: January 28, 2023, 04:30:08 AM »
The reason he has mineral deficiencies is the same reason he can eat crap and not gain weight. His gut is a mess. The food he eats basically passes straight through him as villi in his intestines do a poor job absorbing minerals and nutrients.

His diarrhoea, bloating, anaemia, fucked up looking toenails, elevated resting heart rate, hand tremors, even his anxiety, depression and arthritis can be traced back to this.

He will only get worse. He will soon start getting numbness and pins and needles in his hands and feet, will find it difficult to sleep in bed even if exhausted, but somehow fall asleep randomly even when standing and end up falling and busting his head open (remember those bruises on his face) Eventually he'll show signs of dementia and memory loss. He's probably already experiencing most of this

How much of that is from the mineral deficiencies and how much of that is CTE from the Clegg fight?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24926 on: January 28, 2023, 04:47:56 AM »
We have all tried helping him.   But now it’s just pure comedy to watch this train wreck unfold.

I think he has some kind of stage fright which leads to his puking and getting sick right before public performances.  It isn't performance anxiety I don't think, unless he's been puking last night before today's big PR attempt at 160lbs.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24927 on: January 28, 2023, 05:05:20 AM »
Bhanky has some unresolved emotional issues from his childhood.

He's developed coping mechanisms to deal with them.

Either that or he's just plain born mental.

Likely a combination of both.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24928 on: January 28, 2023, 05:08:24 AM »
Soon we will reach 1000 pages.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24929 on: January 28, 2023, 05:10:42 AM »
It’s like asking a bird to explain to the mouse how it feels to fly you don’t have wings you can’t   understand
You say the silly shit me and my buddies used to back when we were in our early 20's. Jacked up, thinking we were the shit, flexing, talking trash. We were young and dumb. You're an old man doing it. What a sad loser. I genuinely feel sorry for you

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24930 on: January 28, 2023, 05:19:28 AM »
Bhank = Arrested development. End of thread.
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24931 on: January 28, 2023, 05:22:04 AM »
What is the World Record in the reverse-grip strict curl?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24932 on: January 28, 2023, 05:23:30 AM »
Bhank = Arrested development. End of thread.
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100% correct. You just summed up my above post in a couple words

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24933 on: January 28, 2023, 05:30:56 AM »
Bhank = Arrested development. End of thread.
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We need 2 more pages

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24934 on: January 28, 2023, 05:32:20 AM »
I lift every day. I'm the man.

You are indeed the man!!  The Garbage Man!!
Taking out the trash bro!  ;)

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24935 on: January 28, 2023, 05:35:45 AM »
I set a PR today in the "one-legged, strict-calf, cobbler-curl" of peace...

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24936 on: January 28, 2023, 05:40:37 AM »
Bhank = Arrested development. End of thread.
Ron lock this thread!

And throw away the key!

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24937 on: January 28, 2023, 05:45:11 AM »
And throw away the key!



Is Brian in his posing trunks?
Harley and Tina Turner appear to be looking at his inch-worm...

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24938 on: January 28, 2023, 05:47:18 AM »
I set a PR today in the "one-legged, strict-calf, cobbler-curl" of peace...
:D

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24939 on: January 28, 2023, 06:11:27 AM »
Brian is unavailable for comment as he has a mouthful of pillow due to the fact he has an exceptionally large dildo up his ass which is attached to his fiances groin area.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24940 on: January 28, 2023, 06:16:08 AM »
What is the World Record in the reverse-grip strict curl?

161lbs at 220 bodyweight

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24941 on: January 28, 2023, 06:17:20 AM »
100% correct. You just summed up my above post in a couple words

We'll easily get it once the posts and video of the PR attempt today happens

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24942 on: January 28, 2023, 06:38:36 AM »
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I was about 204lbs in that pic and you have 25lbs on me, seriously where the fuck is it?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24943 on: January 28, 2023, 06:45:35 AM »
Jeff is owning Brian in that pic. Legs, lats, symmetry, etc.
No one cares about the one 19-inch arm. Zero lats, small legs, missing arm, torn pec, etc.
The only one who thinks you look better, is you. Think about that. Genova like behavior...

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24944 on: January 28, 2023, 07:02:29 AM »
I think he has some kind of stage fright which leads to his puking and getting sick right before public performances.  It isn't performance anxiety I don't think, unless he's been puking last night before today's big PR attempt at 160lbs.

I believe he’s tried to blame it on his agoraphobia. Driving to the curl contest he was throwing up on him self. Before his last bodybuilding show he was too sick to drive to the contest. From renal failure that switched to organ failure from the amphetamines he took from his maid.

I wonder if he actually believes his lies?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24945 on: January 28, 2023, 07:18:25 AM »
Aparently he has a fetlife account thar he avails himself to frequently.

If you've never heard of fetlife. Well lets just say only a dead body couldn't get laid. But you'll probably end up meeting mostly crossdressers, girls that want to peg you, old men and trailer trash. There is plenty of good looking younger girls on there too but they're mostly covered from head to toe in tattoos and have been run through more times than the boston marathon.

Thanks, never heard of it.
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24946 on: January 28, 2023, 07:50:29 AM »
Thanks, never heard of it.
X2. Downloading it now.

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24947 on: January 28, 2023, 08:08:11 AM »
And brian thinks he can step on any stage in his current condition and he's good to go. Yea he's in decent muscular shape despite the non symmetry but he's not go bodybuilder look to him and he's defintely not got the shrink wrapped skin look to him, if he dieted down all his flaws would be even more noticeable.
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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24948 on: January 28, 2023, 08:12:43 AM »


Whoever gets this thread to 1000 pages. 1st post on page 1000.

Will need to post the infamous “ Brian I’m showing get big I don’t have cellulite. I’m going to wedge my underwear into my ass and show the forum. I’m 100 percent straight  picture”

What was his excuse for this picture anyways? What 45 year old heterosexual male would do this?

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Re: I bet half of you didn't even lift today
« Reply #24949 on: January 28, 2023, 08:43:57 AM »
And brian thinks he can step on any stage in his current condition and he's good to go. Yea he's in decent muscular shape despite the non symmetry but he's not go bodybuilder look to him and he's defintely not got the shrink wrapped skin look to him, if he dieted down all his flaws would be even more noticeable.

He has one pec, one spindly arm, no legs, and no back. You can't win a bodybuilding show because your drug use keeps you lean.

He's an egotistical narcissist who definitely is a closet phaggot.

This idiotic chasing him around the board just feeds his attention whoring ego. It's like Matt Canning getting semi-hard seeing that someone, anyone has responded to him.

Hankins will leave Getbig again after he gets arrested for beating the shit out of the ugly skeleton girlfriend.