Jesus Christ.....the sun drenched Coach purse sure gets angry after erroneously moving to Hawaii because he heard lots of guys out there are looking for the big one to ride.
One word for you turtle belly = "Elf"
Go fuck yourself.
Brutal meltdown. A lot of sexual frustration in your posts. Since you decided that you want my attention I quickly perused your post history. It's not surprising that the majority of your posts include some kind of gay references and gay imagery.
Enough with the Craiglists hookups and the anon gloryhole BJs. Just come out already. You obviously yearn for cock and hope by flirting with me and others you'll score a getbig hookup.
And this is just from the first page of your post history. The gay fantasies keep on coming.
I really do hope you find your life mate. It's not healthy denying who you really are.
Nurse Wiggs has massaged many a prostate on lonely late night Vegas bus rides.
But could you imagine how sensual it would be fisting Joon with it on?
Because you're both fat black broke bitches who love the cock?
I see this story ending with a gray bunny suit and a handful of aids medicine
Explains your affinity for the cock later in life
A couple shizzo push-up videos and a few mutual jerk off Skype sessions with Joon and you're there.