you came to that conclusion after I said he would smash both tyson and ali at the same time?
You're about as smart as you're athletic looking fatty.
dude, you're 5'3", groink's 5'11". in a street fight scenario, you'd be too intimidated to even look his way, much less punch him. do you know why? because in your head you would think "what happens if i punch him, and it doesn't knock him out? worse yet, what happens if i swing and miss? what if i hit him to make him angrier?"
you would be so freaked out by the consequences of a failed attack that you would never even think of hitting him. if you were drunk or something , the nervousness of above mentioned failure would not even cause you to punch him at 100% capacity, thereby making things worse.
a far more likely scenario is him pissing on your head with his dearest friends than you "controlling him".
you and tdongz have smoked yourself stupid into some alternate reality where you're both badasses with fully developed brains.