Author Topic: Sarcasm HA HA HA...what a joke! (Read 9339 times)

~salmon~ · « **on:** August 08, 2006, 09:04:09 AM »

Sarcasm believes that his “white” buddy Adonis is:

Quote from: sarcasm on August 06, 2006, 04:52:05 PM

awesome condition, Adonis isn't fuckin' around, he's going to win this thing.

Yet his comments on this black guy are:

Quote from: sarcasm on August 06, 2006, 11:04:59 AM

monster 15 inch arms and 14 inch neck.

What a dusche. Is he still judging the Mr. GetBig

divcom · « **Reply #1 on:** August 08, 2006, 09:14:47 AM »

Don't get this topic. Obivous...this guy from an athletic standpoints kills everyone on this board...given he is setting NCAA records...so his genetics are nothing to joke about. Some guys on here do good work in the gym, naturally or via compounds. S##t...I'm black and at my top end I killed Adonis at 5'9"-9.5" 207lbs with BF of 10-12%?. Too busy now to stay in that type of shape at the moment.

Original Sin · « **Reply #2 on:** August 08, 2006, 09:15:45 AM »

Sarcasm has to be a judge. If he was removed there would be no complaints about judging and then it wouldn't be a true Body Building contest. Some standards just have to be maintained.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #3 on:** August 08, 2006, 09:17:20 AM »

monster calves

divcom · « **Reply #4 on:** August 08, 2006, 09:21:49 AM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on August 08, 2006, 09:17:20 AM

monster calves

Maybe he should try some site injections. Those calves could get him to the real Olympia and some nice endorsement deals.

shootfighter1 · « **Reply #5 on:** August 08, 2006, 09:22:51 AM »

His biceps are crazy! Looks even more impressive though cause he is not real wide or heavy boned. A full muscle belly on a smaller boned/joint person stands out.

ieffinhatecardio · « **Reply #6 on:** August 08, 2006, 11:27:10 AM »

This is what he had to say about Rich Franklin after watching a clip of him do 60 minutes of circuit training.

Quote from: sarcasm on August 05, 2006, 01:30:14 PM

brutal size and strength, hahahahahahaha.

sarcasm · « **Reply #7 on:** August 08, 2006, 12:36:51 PM »

Quote from: ieffinhatecardio on August 08, 2006, 11:27:10 AM

This is what he had to say about Rich Franklin after watching a clip of him do 60 minutes of circuit training.

Rich Franklin is a skinny litlle bitch, he's a good fighter but he's weak as shit.

~salmon~ · « **Reply #8 on:** August 08, 2006, 12:43:41 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on August 08, 2006, 12:36:51 PM

Rich Franklin is a skinny litlle bitch, he's a good fighter but he's weak as shit.

what's the point of being strong if you can get your ass handed to you by "a skinny litlle bitch"

sarcasm · « **Reply #9 on:** August 08, 2006, 12:46:59 PM »

Quote from: ~salmon~ on August 08, 2006, 12:43:41 PM

what's the point of being strong if you can get your ass handed to you by "a skinny litlle bitch"

it's all about the way you look, even if he wins he's still skinny and weak.

~salmon~ · « **Reply #10 on:** August 08, 2006, 12:51:37 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on August 08, 2006, 12:46:59 PM

it's all about the way you look, even if he wins he's still skinny and weak.

It's all about the way you look

99% of women would prefer a body like Franklin's over a body of a national level/pro bodybuilder. Also, even if you look "strong" and/or "intimidating", what's the point if you can't back it up?

You're slipping man. You haven't made me chuckle once in over a week

sarcasm · « **Reply #11 on:** August 08, 2006, 12:55:36 PM »

Quote from: ~salmon~ on August 08, 2006, 12:51:37 PM

It's all about the way you look 99% of women would prefer a body like Franklin's over a body of a national level/pro bodybuilder. Also, even if you look "strong" and/or "intimidating", what's the point if you can't back it up?

You're slipping man. You haven't made me chuckle once in over a week

i'm not trying to be funny, i'm just being honest, the huge 5'9" 285lb. mass monsters get all the girls and beat guys like Rich Franklin down all the time.

~salmon~ · « **Reply #12 on:** August 08, 2006, 12:58:54 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on August 08, 2006, 12:55:36 PM

i'm not trying to be funny, i'm just being honest, the huge 5'9" 285lb. mass monsters get all the girls and beat guys like Rich Franklin down all the time.

I know you're not that stupid...or maybe you are $:-\$

sarcasm · « **Reply #13 on:** August 08, 2006, 12:59:43 PM »

Quote from: ~salmon~ on August 08, 2006, 12:58:54 PM

I know you're not that stupid...or maybe you are $:-\$

like i said just being honest, don't hate on the huge dudes.

~salmon~ · « **Reply #14 on:** August 08, 2006, 01:05:11 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on August 08, 2006, 12:59:43 PM

like i said just being honest, don't hate on the huge dudes.

Why would I? I'm "huge" myself

I take it you've never seen a 180 Royce Gracie destroy a 260 juiced up Kimo...

ieffinhatecardio · « **Reply #15 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:23:08 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on August 08, 2006, 12:46:59 PM

it's all about the way you look, even if he wins he's still skinny and weak.

I love this rationale, it borders on insanity.

Franklin would end your life in less than 5 seconds and you're putting him down because he's not a mass monster.

It's almost too stupid to believe.

danielson · « **Reply #16 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:28:49 PM »

Quote from: sarcasm on August 08, 2006, 12:55:36 PM

i'm not trying to be funny, i'm just being honest, the huge 5'9" 285lb. mass monsters get all the girls and beat guys like Rich Franklin down all the time.

thats the stupidest thing I have read on here yet. First of all, no one in the olympia(or any other bbing contest) would last 10 seconds fighting Ace. Second, 99.999999999 percent of chicks would take a guy built like Rich than any juice freak. Thats like saying that when jeep Swenson was an actor, all the chicks digged him more than Brad Pitt.

Disgusted · « **Reply #17 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:30:53 PM »

Don't know who that guy is but he has awesome genetics.

jarhead · « **Reply #18 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:31:01 PM »

JEEP was great in Batman!

danielson · « **Reply #19 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:33:20 PM »

Quote from: jarhead on August 08, 2006, 02:31:01 PM

JEEP was great in Batman!

Yeah and sarcasm thinks that all the groupies went past Clooney and looked for Jeep?

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #20 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:43:56 PM »

Quote from: ~salmon~ on August 08, 2006, 01:05:11 PM

Why would I? I'm "huge" myself I take it you've never seen a 180 Royce Gracie destroy a 260 juiced up Kimo...

by present day rules, that would never happen. sure, when hair pulling and nutsack kicks were allowed, he could win.

notice how matt hughes raped his ass?

danielson · « **Reply #21 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:45:10 PM »

Quote from: Power Rod on August 08, 2006, 02:43:56 PM

by present day rules, that would never happen. sure, when hair pulling and nutsack kicks were allowed, he could win.

notice how matt hughes raped his ass?

Matt hughes weighs 165. I don't see your point?

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #22 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:48:29 PM »

Quote from: danielson on August 08, 2006, 02:45:10 PM

Matt hughes weighs 165. I don't see your point?

my point is a guy half kimo's size kicked royce's ass. my point is almost anyone royce's size and over (in the ufc) could kick the shit out of him now. many of royce's "legendary" wins were nothing but cheap shots. size was never an issue because royce would poke them in the eye, pull their hair, and kick them in the balls.

once that was all banned, he folded like a tiny tit bitch he is.

with that said....rich franklin could kick the shit out of ronnie coleman. ronnie knows it too.

danielson · « **Reply #23 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:51:16 PM »

Quote from: Power Rod on August 08, 2006, 02:48:29 PM

my point is a guy half kimo's size kicked royce's ass. my point is almost anyone royce's size and over (in the ufc) could kick the shit out of him now. many of royce's "legendary" wins were nothing but cheap shots. size was never an issue because royce would poke them in the eye, pull their hair, and kick them in the balls.

once that was all banned, he folded like a tiny tit bitch he is.

with that said....rich franklin could kick the shit out of ronnie coleman. ronnie knows it too.

I agree Royce is over the hill, but its mainly cuz everyone caught up with him in terms of grappling, bjj, etc. imo.

danielson · « **Reply #24 on:** August 08, 2006, 02:53:24 PM »

I think that Rich could beat the top 10 olympians "diggstown" style, quite easily.