Whats Your Number - do you lie or are honest?

[bigmikecox]

So your wife/gf asks you "How many girls have you been with?"  

do you lie your ass off or are you honest?  Cause you KNOW girls will lie about that shit until they are blue in the face AND they dont inculde all the dicks they have sucked either

[Nails]

i been with 680,558 woman   , all 10's

[phreak]

[DroppingPlates]

That's an easy one: I don't know

[monstermunch]

That's an easy one: I don't know

Then questions become roughly, more or less than a 100?

[tom joad]

my overall number isn't astronomical, but it's still a big enough ballpark that I felt I had to lie about it to my wife.

[Coach is Back!]

So your wife/gf asks you "How many girls have you been with?" 

do you lie your ass off or are you honest?  Cause you KNOW girls will lie about that shit until they are blue in the face AND they dont inculde all the dicks they have sucked either

If they even bring it up, run. It shows a controlling insecurity.

[tom joad]

I only mentioned the girls who I was in a relationship with ...

bingo

[Uncle Junior]

So your wife/gf asks you "How many girls have you been with?" 

do you lie your ass off or are you honest?  Cause you KNOW girls will lie about that shit until they are blue in the face AND they dont inculde all the dicks they have sucked either

Don't get into relationships, don't have to deal with such bollox, there's your answer.

[the trainer]

The big question is what if you met a girl and she was perfect in every way for you but she told you that she has slept with over 300 men would that be a deal breaker.

[Man of Steel]

With my wife it's easy.  I'm her charity case and she knows I'm too ugly to attract other women.

[wolfrittner]

With my wife it's easy.  I'm her charity case and she knows I'm too ugly to attract other women.

[DroppingPlates]

With my wife it's easy.  I'm her charity case and she knows I'm too ugly to attract other women.

There's plenty of (ugly) fish as well

[The Ugly]

Ever since I hit puberty, I've been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires all because girls have never been attracted to me. Girls gave their affection, and sex, and love to other men but never to me.

I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.

[Knooger]

Ever since I hit puberty, I've been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires all because girls have never been attracted to me. Girls gave their affection, and sex, and love to other men but never to me.

I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.

A good way to get them back without shooting or stabbing them would be to email them the shirtless Shizzo pic. They'll puke up their caviar and champagne.

[Uncle Junior]

A good way to get them back without shooting or stabbing them would be to email them the shirtless Shizzo pic. They'll puke up their caviar and champagne.

Knooger has to take his sticky fingers he just masturbated on to a pic of Shizzo's  to highlight this text to be able to read it which means I did his fat ass a favor cos now he burned a few more calories.

How much you weigh now fatboy?

Mwah
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[Knooger]

Knooger has to take his sticky fingers he just masturbated on to a pic of Shizzo's  to highlight this text to be able to read it which means I did his fat ass a favor cos now he burned a few more calories.

How much you weigh now fatboy?

Mwah
x0x0x

I've been hanging at the mid 250's for a few weeks. I haven't been tracking the calories much due to being away from home and eating out a lot. This summer will be difficult as I will be away from home much of the time, but I am not doing gluttony, just not actively losing weight.

I have a couple weeks at home before a lot of time gone again and I'm on the 3rd day of strict calorie counting. I'm hoping to break into the 240's before I'm away from home again.

[The Ugly]

Knooger has to take his sticky fingers he just masturbated on to a pic of Shizzo's  to highlight this text to be able to read it which means I did his fat ass a favor cos now he burned a few more calories.

How much you weigh now fatboy?

Mwah
x0x0x

Dude, please with the yellow.

[phreak]

The big question is what if you met a girl and she was perfect in every way for you but she told you that she has slept with over 300 men would that be a deal breaker.

Bertha's on the couch telling me her number is 60+. Still hitting it, and she's still too tight. 

[kreator]

one and a half

[Uncle Junior]

I've been hanging at the mid 250's for a few weeks. I haven't been tracking the calories much due to being away from home and eating out a lot. This summer will be difficult as I will be away from home much of the time, but I am not doing gluttony, just not actively losing weight.

I have a couple weeks at home before a lot of time gone again and I'm on the 3rd day of strict calorie counting. I'm hoping to break into the 240's before I'm away from home again.

Good stuff dude you still doing adonis principles?

How many calories a day you eating now and how much carbs?

Update your progress thread for fuck's sake.

I have an interest in your progress.

Not to shit on your head but you should have lost more by now.

[Uncle Junior]

Dude, please with the yellow.

Don't be so fucking gay.

Mwah
x0x0

[AlphaMaleDawg]

131 but I will always lie to a girl that asks.

[the trainer]

Ever since I hit puberty, I've been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection and unfulfilled desires all because girls have never been attracted to me. Girls gave their affection, and sex, and love to other men but never to me.

I don't know why you girls aren't attracted to me, but I will punish you all for it. It's an injustice, a crime, because I don't know what you don't see in me. I'm the perfect guy and yet you throw yourselves at these obnoxious men instead of me, the supreme gentleman.

You could get back at them by becoming a tranny and when you see men trying to pick them up you go over and offer yourself instead

[gracie bjj]

prolly 10, i aint no wilt chamberlain thats for sure