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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: The Master on October 16, 2006, 04:08:44 PM
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Ja, natürlich.
Doring. Klaus Doring.
YIP
Zack
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Wow...the third thread with the same youtube clip
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Wow...the third thread with the same youtube clip
Hater!
There can NEVER be too many threads about the legendary Kalus!
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MY GOD! Dude is swole! Long live Klaus!
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Hater!
There can NEVER be too many threads about the legendary Kalus!
now there's some truth
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imagine what he benches!
is he doing the ironman this year?
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now there's some truth
You have redeemed yourself, Knny.
I will be using the top Gif soon. Thanks!
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I don't know if you guys caught it or not, but those were 100's that he was using for alternating curls.
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They should give this guy a gig to write for MD with the rest of them for christ sakes..
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why is there no sound? >:(
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Why would anyone go on TV looking like that? The sad part is that the guy probably thinks he looks awesome.
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why is there no sound? >:(
Light can travel through time, sound however, cannot.
YIP
Zack
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Light can travel through time, sound however, cannot.
YIP
Zack
Onya
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team goodbum- 2007 baby!!!!
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Dam I want to know what the hell he was talking about - what was with the x-ray scene? How does he explain that he doesn't have not one vein showing? He looks like an obeist person without the giant ass belly - that shit is just plain stupid!!
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Is that synthol in his belly?! :o
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Is that synthol in his belly?! :o
That's just straight up MUSCLE.
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That's just straight up MUSCLE.
Preach on brother!
YIP
Zack
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why is there no sound? >:(
Whew. I thought it was My system. :)
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ewwwwww.....YUCK!
I wonder when his arms and chest are going to do a Valentino?
Wanna start a pool? I am guessing within the year.
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ewwwwww.....YUCK!
I wonder when his arms and chest are going to do a Valentino?
Wanna start a pool? I am guessing within the year.
HATER!!!
YIP
Zack
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I don't know if you guys caught it or not, but those were 100's that he was using for alternating curls.
his arms are so big he make the 100´s look like 5lbs....
100 arm curls...in your face!!!11!1!
Klaus iz ze great one!
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look at the weight he uses in the chest machine.... he is a joke. an extremely ugly joke.
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look at the weight he uses in the chest machine.... he is a joke. an extremely ugly joke.
Shut up. Klaus Doring is the saviour of bodybuilding.
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Does anyone get any volume with this, or has anyone heard this clip. I want to know what context he was being interviewed for. The doctor's appointment doesn't look like fun. :-\
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Klaus rulezzzz!!
hahahahhhha
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It's not December 1st yet! >:(
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I can't sign up to boom7.com the registration is screwed you can't "accept" well I haven't tried in the past 2 weeks but I'd imagine it is still like that.
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great pecdeck workout. couldnt even squeese thoose tits together. inspirying
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Can people really be that dumb?!?
He makes Gregg Valentino smart...
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great pecdeck workout. couldnt even squeese thoose tits together. inspirying
Watch it again and look at the weight he is using on those. UNREAL! Seriously look closely and you make lose your breath.
I also like the smoking....classic.
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It's not December 1st yet! >:(
Shut up Goatboy. Only whiny little bitches cry to Ron >:(
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the volume doesnt work :(
klaus doring
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Is it me, or does he have the same look on his face as "Eugene" from the WWE?
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jesus mary and giuseppe he has bigger boobs than me
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Is it me, or does he have the same look on his face as "Eugene" from the WWE?
Ya know, he kinda does ;D And Gorilla-Zo, that aint bloat... that's motor oil ;D See, its been all over the news... Claus got a crazy idea when he took his car in to Jiffylube for an oil change... they had it on tape... there were oil filters and dead grease monkeys everywhere... he was really out of control... nasty business, really....
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Muhahahaha, I already saw this report in TV. There he says that he plans a Hollywood career like Arnold Schwarzenegger, and he got in this X-Ray machine to proof that his body is all muscles. And the doctor sayd: "Yes, this is all muscle-flesh" ;D :D ;D
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what kind of oil do these guys use? Synthol would be too painful to use in that amount right?
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You'd be suprised... Turns out his brain is partially oil too, and so he would have a natural uncontrollable desire to feed his brain more of it... ;D
"If yoo have enuff oyl in yur brayn, yoo feel no payn..."
-The Legend, Claus
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WHAT A FUCING DUMB ASS !
I guess he thinks he looks good.
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I guess he thinks he looks good.
And I guess this is the heaviest dumbbell this guy has ever touched. :D ;D
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What a fuckin' clown this cat is.
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It's scary to think a grown man can be so dumb. Monster leg development and striations. I wouldn't give you 5 cents for that shit physique.
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Haters ::) Team Klaus wouldn't expect people from the present day to be able to recognise the sandstone like grainyness, the feathered striations featured throughout this physique........ ze jaw-dropping mass und mirror like zymmetry.......
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Klaus Doring is the pinnacle of human perfection-stop the hate.
And why are we even discussing this? Is it December again and no one told me?
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somehow he still looks small... :-\
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And I guess this is the heaviest dumbbell this guy has ever touched. :D ;D
probably right
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i really don't understand that at all. anyone that is around bbing knows thats fake and he didn't work for that...whats the point.
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And I guess this is the heaviest dumbbell this guy has ever touched. :D ;D
The heaviest dumbell is the one holding the weights...!
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The heaviest dumbell is the one holding the weights...!
Chick, what do the Pros honestly think about guys like this?
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who looks at the oilyman? the whore next to him is not bad,,
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You guys seem to be Klaustraphobic. 8)
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Chick, what do the Pros honestly think about guys like this?
They don't think anything...not even anything to render an opinion on.
To me, it's the same as looking at those chicks with the 86 ZZZZZ tits, or the people that get so much cosmetic surgery they look plastic...
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man i hope when it dies they cremate it..
man o man that'll be one helluva fire!
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They don't think anything...not even anything to render an opinion on.
To me, it's the same as looking at those chicks with the 86 ZZZZZ tits, or the people that get so much cosmetic surgery they look plastic...
Have you ever had the honor of training alongside one of these 'muscle' freaks, Chick?? If so, did you hand out any Sarcasm like 'monster poundage' comments??
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Oddly...I've seen one in the gym...LOL.
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Oddly...I've seen one in the gym...LOL.
Care to enlighten the rest of us?? If it's Valentino you can tell me ;)
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Crazy thing is I think Valentino is the leader of this circus act.........hahaha, how proud he must be, but hey, he's the guy reaching thousands with his embarrassment called a column.
Does anyone know if valentino is the first of these morons.
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man i hope when it dies they cremate it..
man o man that'll be one helluva fire!
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hahahahahahaah
actually they probably wouldnt allow him to be cremated. if a woman wants to be cremated and she has implants they remove them first..dont think you could remove all that oil
and wtf are guys like this thinking!!!
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Crazy thing is I think Valentino is the leader of this circus act.........hahaha, how proud he must be, but hey, he's the guy reaching thousands with his embarrassment called a column.
Does anyone know if valentino is the first of these morons.
No shit. Everyday Valvalino is above ground is a bad day.
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And I guess this is the heaviest dumbbell this guy has ever touched. :D ;D
He's probably just lifting that one for the camera, the chick is even spotting him with the increase in weight hahaha
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wow i wonder how many times I have to see that movie ;)
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wow i wonder how many times I have to see that movie ;)
Until your wife lets you sleep in the bedroom again? ;D
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christ can people stop posting old news
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I wonder if the synthol freaks have had a roundtable discussion on how to conqur the world..you know all the synthol freaks meeting at an undisclosed location and sitting around a table discussing what they do best ;D
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If George W. Bush would see this pics he would withdraw his troups from the Iraq and invade Germany instead because of the oil depots in this guy.
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If George W. Bush would see this pics he would withdraw his troups from the Iraq and invade Germany instead because of the oil depots in this guy.
LOLOLOL thats some funny shit.
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wow it's synthol man........ old news!!!
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Is it me, or does he have the same look on his face as "Eugene" from the WWE?
its just you
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Lol!
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What an idiot! ;D
OWNED!
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What an idiot! ;D
OWNED!
HAHAH you seen the movie... damn when Doring Bicep curls with 15 kilos dumbells you see the guys in the background laugh their ass off :D
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HAHAH you seen the movie... damn when Doring Bicep curls with 15 kilos dumbells you see the guys in the background laugh their ass off :D
Maybe if they know a little something about MUSCLE AND MIND CONNECTION they would get arms half the size of Klaus Doring.
Fools. Envious fools.
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Klaus explains the fundamentals of Bodybuilding to a couple of fans.
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Maybe if they know a little something about MUSCLE AND MIND CONNECTION they would get arms half the size of Klaus Doring.
Fools. Envious fools.
yeah Doring is the man, I think if he would have the right nutritional expert on his side he had a legit chance for the Top 10 Bodybuilder... even Dexter said once that Doring could be dangour us.
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I can't believe that geek dares to compare his arms with these monster arms of Klaus.
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you can tell just from glancing at Klauses aura that he's from a noble blood line
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Klaus owns this pose.
It's LIGHTS OUT
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Ronnie looks like a child next to him.
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you can tell just from glancing at Klauses aura that he's from a noble blood line
Yes I can even sense it through the screen, I felt touched and honored the first time I saw him, I probably start crying when I hear his mighty voice for the first time.
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Klaus owns this pose.
It's LIGHTS OUT
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!
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This is a joke thread right? Looks like a synthol monkey to me.
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This is a joke thread right? Looks like a synthol monkey to me.
Jealous as the day is long.
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lol how about Big Mike? Special Ed intervied him once...
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This is a joke thread right? Looks like a synthol monkey to me.
SHUT YOUR FUcKING HOLE..
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This is a joke thread right? Looks like a synthol monkey to me.
Do you really want to go there "mahg". We have ways of making you see things right
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Doring is a beast.
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SHUT YOUR FUcKING HOLE..
Hey.. FUCK YOU! >:(
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Hey.. FUCK YOU! >:(
NO FUCK YOU U STUPID girl!!! >:( >:( >:(
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How much would his arms measure?
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How much would his arms measure?
mahg that noob said it's all oil shouldn't be allowed... tell him right Mars. >:( >:( >:(
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I hear more people say its oil and stuff but his arms are that of a high level of muscle tisue we haven't experienced yet.
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I hear more people say its oil and stuff but his arms are that of a high level of muscle tisue we haven't experienced yet.
brutal thickness.
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His arms shows great muscular maturity.
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I hear more people say its oil and stuff but his arms are that of a high level of muscle tisue we haven't experienced yet.
You seen the movie were Doring meets Arnold? i swear even Arnold was in awe, there are rumors going around that Arnold asks him for political advice.
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Doring represents Germany with pride.
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You seen the movie were Doring meets Arnold? i swear even Arnold was in awe, there are rumors going around that Arnold asks him for political advice.
advices
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brutal thickness.
And separation.
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Man, what I wouldn't give to be Klaus' size.....
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I red in one magazine at that time he had forklifts who transported the weight to him in his gym. i know know if thats true.
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advices
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If Hitler was alive he would have had Klaus as his Aryan ideal.
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funny thing is that the most popular synthol guys are both named klaus
klaus döring and klaus klaak
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(http://www.ergogenics.org/images/137.jpg)
Not photoshopped.
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You guys are all nuts. No muscle, no conditioning, no aesthetics, it's all oil plus manboobs.
Vomit inducing.
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You guys are all nuts. No muscle, no conditioning, no aesthetics, it's all oil plus manboobs.
Vomit inducing.
::)
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You guys are all nuts. No muscle, no conditioning, no aesthetics, it's all oil plus manboobs.
Vomit inducing.
The hate is strong within you.....
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You guys are all nuts. No muscle, no conditioning, no aesthetics, it's all oil plus manboobs.
Vomit inducing.
you ever heard of irony?
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You guys are all nuts. No muscle, no conditioning, no aesthetics, it's all oil plus manboobs.
Vomit inducing.
what's your mom doing tonight?
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you ever heard of irony?
irony?
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(http://www.ergogenics.org/images/137.jpg)
Not photoshopped.
Getting ready to do battle with the weights there. Tailormade to fit, no doubt.
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This is a joke thread right? Looks like a synthol monkey to me.
Go back to fucking your bare foot maid, punjab
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what's your mom doing tonight?
Fucking a black guy. (http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x97/manlet100/foshizzle.gif)
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Fucking a black guy. (http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x97/manlet100/foshizzle.gif)
;D
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irony?
that's my little cousin
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You guys are all nuts. No muscle, no conditioning, no aesthetics, it's all oil plus manboobs.
Vomit inducing.
FNG ::)
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My handle on another board is "Klaus Doring". ;D
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My handle on another board is "Klaus Doring". ;D
That's a fucking sacrilege
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haha he looks like a bag of shit. like a big bag of fat waiting to spring a leak. severe case of muscle dysmorphia. ;D
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haha he looks like a bag of shit. like a big bag of fat waiting to spring a leak. severe case of muscle dysmorphia. ;D
And you Sir have no clue what the masses of today want to see, it's Doring time mark my words
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Hey.. FUCK YOU! >:(
some people just aren't built for this shit...
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You guys are all nuts. No muscle, no conditioning, no aesthetics, it's all oil plus manboobs.
Vomit inducing.
They are none so blind as those who will not see.
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I never understood why there is not more attention for the real german beast.
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I never understood why there is not more attention for the real german beast.
Klaus cannot compete because he would be the end of all competitors, kinda a Mike Tyson in the great years, only the fact he would be invencible!
Klaus iz ze German Beazt!!!!
just look at his 'grainy' look!!!! holy vascularity !!! :o
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out of all the synthol heads Klaus probably looks the best....I just want to know whats in his pecs, its defintiely not oil its way to symetrical...the look like silcon implants designed for men.
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You guys are all nuts. No muscle, no conditioning, no aesthetics, it's all oil plus manboobs.
Vomit inducing.
Mahg,
Don't take things so literally. These Klaus treads have been going for years (see http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=80431.0 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=80431.0) for example).
And don't downgrade the achievements of 'der Klaus'. He has built his massive 30 inch arms with endless 20 lb curls. No synthol in those guns! ;D
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why does he even go to the gym???
i am very confused.
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Klaus Doring: The Visionary.
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great shoulder width.
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Klaus is the King of all Synthol dudes. Id say he looks the best out of the bunch. He doesnt have the insecure desperate look on his face like so many of the others. He is confident in what he has done, I bet he is getting laid all the time. Klaus is the Man!!!
We should invite him here to post at Getbig.
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lol how about Big Mike? Special Ed intervied him once...
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Special Ed should really start working out if he 'so' into bodybuilding that he's interviewing people at the expo's.
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Klaus Doring: The Visionary.
Lol Hedge you have to love the guy, he is even flexing his biceps ;D ;D
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BUMP for this mans true place in the grand scheme of things.
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Monster like forearms.
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Monster like forearms.
Are you critisizing the great Klaus Doring, "musclehedz"?
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Sad we will probably never see him compete, same with vic richard, just a guy who loves what hes doing.
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Yes Mars, but maybe it's a good thing.
Comparing cutler to klaus is like comparing a 1993 fiat panda to a ferrari enzo.
Klaus is a whole other level, people are not ready for this yet.
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cutler is a little bitch compared to Klaus.
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Is Klaus doing th Olympia?
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Is Klaus doing th Olympia?
Not yet last time I saw him he says he has to work on his calfs ;D
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Is Klaus doing th Olympia?
He could do major damage! He just needs to fix his conditioning like vince goodrum.
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Not yet last time I saw him he says he has to work on his calfs ;D
the great klaus has cows not calves you moron...
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word is, klaus is the only man who makes the great chuck norris tremble in his texas ranger boots....
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Has he managed to keep his awesome Muscle Density?
Anybody got some news?
(http://www.goddudes.com/1.gif)
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Still the same.
Gigantic arms and chest full of oil although i think his arms shrunk a bit during the last months.
Tiny 20" legs ..
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i heard he took a shower
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Still the same.
Gigantic arms and chest full of oil although i think his arms shrunk a bit during the last months.
Tiny 20" legs ..
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I don't get it.
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this guy could have won 2007 mr o going by the judges criteria
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I know Klaus is fun and all, but, it is too early to be thinking about this guy right now. Halloween hasn't even come yet. Wait until after Halloween before one starts thinking about Christmas.
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I don't get it.
Are you critisizing the great klaus doring, "dave19"??
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klaus could easily win the olympia
but he doesnt want to be part of such a spectacle
and who can blame him?
he's better than lee priest
he turned his back on the ifbb from day one. where as lee priest was part of the ifbb for years
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Still the same.
Gigantic arms and chest full of oil although i think his arms shrunk a bit during the last months.
Tiny 20" legs ..
You don't know Doring.
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WHO??? Anyone gonna post a pic?
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(http://www.ergogenics.org/images/137.jpg) :o :o
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WTF !!!!! Upper Body looks like Jay in 2012.....
I hear he's natural too?!!!!!
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his arm size are those of cutler and coleman combined.
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I bet he takes steroids to look like that. It's like the guy from that movie who's arms exploded. He took a lot of steroids to look like that.
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I bet he takes steroids to look like that. It's like the guy from that movie who's arms exploded. He took a lot of steroids to look like that.
you know you should not go around accusing people like that.
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I bet he takes steroids to look like that. It's like the guy from that movie who's arms exploded. He took a lot of steroids to look like that.
Getaway!! Is there anything real in that bod?!
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You don't know Doring.
He lives about 10 minutes away.
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I bet he can lift a lot. Anyone with muscles that big probably has some weightlifting records. He probably had to join a special gym where they only have really heavy weights.
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I bet he takes steroids to look like that. It's like the guy from that movie who's arms exploded. He took a lot of steroids to look like that.
He has never taken any drugs, I have a friend in Germany that worked "the Door" with him he said the guy is unnatural strong and just gains muscle size by looking at weight if you get me, his muscle density is a legend.
(http://www.goddudes.com/1.gif)
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85 pics of the great Klaus and one 5 minute video!
http://www.wpse.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/ThumbnailView.asp?iGalleryUnq=11
Here's his brother-in-arms (nuck-nuck) Klaus Kaak: http://www.wpse.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/ThumbnailView.asp?sSort=&iNumPerPage=140&iGalleryUnq=12
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85 pics of the great Klaus and one 5 minute video!
http://www.wpse.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/ThumbnailView.asp?iGalleryUnq=11
Here's his brother-in-arms (nuck-nuck) Klaus Kaak: http://www.wpse.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/ThumbnailView.asp?sSort=&iNumPerPage=140&iGalleryUnq=12
awesome garreath :D man is a legend...
He also never ducks anybody who is in need of some good advice, here he explains these newcommers the finer details of a good bicep workout.
(http://www.wpse.com/Galleries/1/11/Klaus%20Doring_4546.jpg)
(http://www.goddudes.com/1.gif)
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He used to be a powerlifter and strongmen a time ago.
Now his incredible size and fullness keeps him from lifting serious weight.
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What is that strange suit he's wearing for ???
(http://www.wpse.com/Galleries/1/11/Klaus%20Doring_4533.jpg)
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I propose a new trophy for Mr. Getbig, called the Dohring. I would kill to take home one Dohring over 8 Sandows.
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Muscle shape one can only archieve by handling unhuman weights.
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In a more contemplative mood. No doubt sharing some of his legendary "advices".
(http://www.wpse.com/Galleries/1/11/Klaus%20Doring_4542.jpg)
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:-X
(http://www.wpse.com/Galleries/1/11/Klaus%20Doring_4554.jpg)
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Enormous german uberfreak
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he aint that big
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Just livin the dream baby!
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Would you buy sportswear or supps from THIS company?? :-\
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Looks like an experiment gone wrong! :-X
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Yep, it's December boys & girls.... the one month of the year where Ron allows "Team Klaus" to run wild in anticipation of Klausmas on Dec 25. Go Team Klaus! :D
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thats not zone capone
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He needs a spot for these dumbbells....:-\
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Yep, it's December boys & girls.... the one month of the year where Ron allows "Team Klaus" to run wild in anticipation of Klausmas on Dec 25. Go Team Klaus! :D
Yes, its that time again. Here is Klaus preforming the perfect tricep pushdown.
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sickest tris around.
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Beautiful. Glorious. Epic.
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Very impressive definition on him, reminissant of Munzer!
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I bet he has striated glutes.
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Better prepare your self for the KLAUSMAS. Team Klaus Doring is reborn. :D
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Better prepare your self for the KLAUSMUS. Team Klaus Doring is reborn. :D
Go Team KLAUS!
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(http://theblogbuster.com/mc/pcfg016/08.jpg)
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Starke dieze Klaus Doring.
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word is, klaus is the only man who makes the great chuck norris tremble in his texas ranger boots....
Klaus makes Chuck Norris look like a pussy.
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Inevitably Team Nasser will feel threatened by a superior, more ancient, mystic team and attempt to slander us down. Shame they don't have time travel in their capacity.
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What an idiot! ;D
OWNED!
what about nasser? ??? ;D
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ALL MILK!!!!
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*bump* for TEAM KLAUS!
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What is that strange suit he's wearing for ???
(http://www.wpse.com/Galleries/1/11/Klaus%20Doring_4533.jpg)
Das Ubermensch Pecs
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This guy is one of the stupidest moron ever to walk the face of the earth. This isn't bodybuilding what so ever. DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR KLAUS AND GO KILL YOURSELF. I just don't understand how guys like this get any media? Unbelievable ::)
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Santa Klaus is zerugg, das ubermensch.
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This guy is one of the stupidest moron ever to walk the face of the earth. This isn't bodybuilding what so ever. DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR KLAUS AND GO KILL YOURSELF. I just don't understand how guys like this get any media? Unbelievable ::)
How dare you insult the great Klaus Doring! >:( Klaus, after winning 15 straight Olympias, will be known as ze greatest bodybuilder of all time!
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After destroying those insane dumbbells he went into the locker-room and brutally annihilated that whores vaginal cavity.
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You're a Norwegian. You should know better. Klaus does not do drugs. The future champion is the new force of drug free BB.
Exactly! Not only is the great Klaus Doring the next evolution of bodybuilder, he is also 100% drug-free!
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Nice symmetry
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That Right! It's December- All Hail Klaus Doring Month! Klaus can make a woman pregnant just by looking at her hard.
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If Klaus is lifting with 100's, it's only because he's already lifted all the other weights.
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I give you Das Uberfreak on Youtube:
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Gallery of pics of ze Great One:
http://www.wpse.com/WS_Content/ImageGallery/ThumbnailView.asp?iGalleryUnq=11
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Boom!
(http://www.wpse.com/Galleries/1/11/Klaus%20Doring_4577.jpg)
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He's twice Nassers size :o
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please please please let this be the end of team nasser
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Inevitably Team Nasser will feel threatened by a superior, more ancient, mystic team and attempt to slander us down. Shame they don't have time travel in their capacity.
Dont worry Klaus Doring used to train with Huge Nasser, did you know that Klaus Doring use to date Nasser's sister? Klaus Doring is nasser-approved.
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Its a shame when we finally get a natural living up to their fullest potential and all that we get here are those who want to flame the greatest specimen the earth has ever seen.
Its reasons like this that I dont like posting here..............
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I wish I was big enough to only be able to wear overalls
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Dont worry Klaus Doring used to train with Huge Nasser, did you know that Klaus Doring use to date Nasser's sister? Klaus Doring is nasser-approved.
In fairness to Nasser, though, he knows he can't compete with a time-travelling Uberfreak from the future.
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Dont worry Klaus Doring used to train with Huge Nasser, did you know that Klaus Doring use to date Nasser's sister? Klaus Doring is nasser-approved.
This doesn't surprise me, most of Nasser's pics look like Klaus taught him how to use synthol.
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Munzer like conditioning. Has anyone confirmed Klaus as Nasser's long lost brother?
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Massive medial delt...reminds me of the Great Nasser. Is there a genetic link?
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I wish I was big enough to only be able to wear overalls
Its in everyones best interest not to compare oneself to the uber one. It has been documented that many ( 90%+) suicides that occur during the month of December are the direct result of not being able to measure up to on the Doring scale. So again it would be wise to use someone more reasonable as a measuring stick (maybe someone like Arnold would be a better comparison for you to measure your self-worth).
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Its in everyones best interest not to compare oneself to the uber one. It has been documented that many ( 90%+) suicides that occur during the month of December are the direct result of not being able to measure up to on the Doring scale. So again it would be wise to use someone more reasonable as a measuring stick (maybe someone like Arnold would be a better comparison for you to measure your self-worth).
HAHAHAH!
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He is the greatest bodybuilder to walk the face of this earth, lets all bow down to the great Klaus.
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The great Klaus will be comming down to your chimney with lots of gifts this year.
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(http://www.bodybuildingpro.com/synthol/3.jpg)
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The time travel thing, well I'm not sure how TEAM NASSER's gonna be able to get around that one. I'm not sure what year these pictures were taken; I'd be more inclined to say that rather than year, we should be more concerned with what altered dimension these were taken. Where do you find these people? All the chicks are SO busted, and Klaus, well how the hell's he even live with that blood viscosity count?
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When thinking of the best.....you simply cant discount Klaus.....here, looking casual and relaxed....but behind the eyes is a confidant freak.
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225x112? Hell no.....225x45,687
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He has a clear dominance over Nasser not only in the area of mass and aesthetics, but also casual dress and looking good in public places. He can also travel through time, which can't hurt.
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Stylin'
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...and profilin'
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z192/Ctobler/RicFlair.jpg)
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The God known as Klaus was known to travel back in time and carry Hannibel across the alps on his huge delts. He was later refered to as a "War Elephant" for his size and strength.
True Story.
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Stylin'
Look at that sweat.
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Look at that sweat.
That's not sweat, that is lube to avoid chafing.
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The time travel thing, well I'm not sure how TEAM NASSER's gonna be able to get around that one. I'm not sure what year these pictures were taken; I'd be more inclined to say that rather than year, we should be more concerned with what altered dimension these were taken. Where do you find these people? All the chicks are SO busted, and Klaus, well how the hell's he even live with that blood viscosity count?
McFarland,
your jealousy & insecurities show through your words like the Great Doering's musculature shows through his skin.
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This guy is one of the stupidest moron ever to walk the face of the earth. This isn't bodybuilding what so ever. DO THE WORLD A FAVOUR KLAUS AND GO KILL YOURSELF. I just don't understand how guys like this get any media? Unbelievable ::)
Is there something "Iraclese"?
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incredible mass, never seen someone close to him size wise.
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Discuss this behemoth.
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Clearly the next step in the evolution of bodybuilding.
Facts:
- Mass & Class beyond belief.
- Total Moob control.
- Soft spoken.
- True gentleman.
- Can read a newspaper while smoking.
Klaus - a woman's dream and "Bouncer de extraordinaire" 8)
On a second note...
Klaus is not evolution - he's revolution.
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where are his pictures infidel?
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who the hell we talking about
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Klaus Doring.
Further facts about Klaus...
- formed his own political party in germany -> set to decrease the taxes on beer and provide silicon implants for free 8)
Hail Klaus
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I think that rumour about him he was a former member of skull and bones is not legit.
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Klaus Doring.
Further facts about Klaus...
- formed his own political party in germany -> set to decrease the taxes on beer and provide silicon implants for free 8)
Hail Klaus
a true legend
bump for the myth
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I really wanna know what this guy is doin' today. Just the same material, pics, vids, for 3 years. I'm not sure if he is even still alive, nobody knows anything.
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Discuss this behemoth.
all synthol shit body who the hell would wanna look like that ???
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all synthol shit body who the hell would wanna look like that ???
Oh, can I hear some jealousy out of that sentence?? ::)
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all synthol shit body who the hell would wanna look like that ???
Is there something "dan18"?? ::)
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Is there something "dan18"?? ::)
should there be drugfree4life ::)
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should there be drugfree4life ::)
STFU hater, oh brother wat a jealous queef lmao ::)
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all synthol shit body who the hell would wanna look like that ???
Hater, he is just ahead of this time.
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Oh, can I hear some jealousy out of that sentence?? ::)
Only in your dreams could you attain such a physique as the great Mr. Doring
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Unhuman thickness on him.
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I think that rumour about him he was a former member of skull and bones is not legit.
I heard a rumor he has dabbled in Synthol but I dont see it myself.
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I heard a rumor he has dabbled in Synthol but I dont see it myself.
thats because people cant believe its possible to attain a physique like that on just steroids gh etc.
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bump for beer, bigtittied german women and klaus doring.
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Just found this in an old Time-magazine from the 80ies...
Further little known facts about "Das Ueberfreak(TM)"...
- Klaus started benchpressing at the mere age of 4 - the weightset: his mother's lofty tits
- even in preschool he was notorious for breaking up fights among 8th graders - this talent led him to later become a world-renowned bouncer
- at age 8 he already bedded strippers in the double digits
- at age 10 he visited the Dalai Lhama to gain further information on his favorite movie - the karate kid
- at age 12 he slept 72h a day to grow some more
- at age 14 he had his own brand of beer - the "Klausthaler"
- at age 16 he was a feverish student at the university of Heineken. On his second day there he already had his master thesis complete - it got refused due to being 400 pages long only consisting of one sentence
- at age 18 he bitch-slapped Bruce Lee - a historical moment that later would be quoted in history books as "Yellow Meltdown"
Further facts about Klaus are kept secret - in Germany these papers are called the "Klaus-files" - writings shrouded in mystery.
Did you know that...
...Klaus is a fluent speaker and partial-reader of 2 languages -> east and west german.
...the berlin wall finally crumbled when Doring took a walk and "a strange formation of stone" blocked his path
...Klaus was voted "Man of the year" countless times by Enron-magazine.
...his favorite computer game is "Oil's well" on the C64
...his favorite song "Die for oil"
...in '77 he donated a quarterinch of his left bicep to help restabilize oil-prices worldwide
...he saved the lifes of 3000 homeless children via granting them shelter under is gargantuan manhood
Take home message:
"Don't ask what Klaus can do for you - ask what you can do for Klaus!"*
*this phrase was later stolen by JFK and adapted to enslave a whole country. To this day Klaus is apalled at the mere thought of using one of his magical love-quotes to gain political momentum.
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Discuss this behemoth.
Klaus Doring = 1 oil change every 5,000 lifts.
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he died in a car accident last night after a clubbing-tour with his friends Franz Schmidt and Hans Meyer(both jsut as freaky as klaus)
again...he was in a drunken mood as he drove...
R.I.P. KLAUS
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Discuss this behemoth.
boring. sans boring.
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Klaus Doring = 1 oil change every 5,000 lifts.
Don't hate the player hate the game :)
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klaus.
doring.
TEAM KLAUS
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Just found this in an old Time-magazine from the 80ies...
Further little known facts about "Das Ueberfreak(TM)"...
- Klaus started benchpressing at the mere age of 4 - the weightset: his mother's lofty tits
- even in preschool he was notorious for breaking up fights among 8th graders - this talent led him to later become a world-renowned bouncer
- at age 8 he already bedded strippers in the double digits
- at age 10 he visited the Dalai Lhama to gain further information on his favorite movie - the karate kid
- at age 12 he slept 72h a day to grow some more
- at age 14 he had his own brand of beer - the "Klausthaler"
- at age 16 he was a feverish student at the university of Heineken. On his second day there he already had his master thesis complete - it got refused due to being 400 pages long only consisting of one sentence
- at age 18 he bitch-slapped Bruce Lee - a historical moment that later would be quoted in history books as "Yellow Meltdown"
Further facts about Klaus are kept secret - in Germany these papers are called the "Klaus-files" - writings shrouded in mystery.
Did you know that...
...Klaus is a fluent speaker and partial-reader of 2 languages -> east and west german.
...the berlin wall finally crumbled when Doring took a walk and "a strange formation of stone" blocked his path
...Klaus was voted "Man of the year" countless times by Enron-magazine.
...his favorite computer game is "Oil's well" on the C64
...his favorite song "Die for oil"
...in '77 he donated a quarterinch of his left bicep to help restabilize oil-prices worldwide
...he saved the lifes of 3000 homeless children via granting them shelter under is gargantuan manhood
Take home message:
"Don't ask what Klaus can do for you - ask what you can do for Klaus!"*
*this phrase was later stolen by JFK and adapted to enslave a whole country. To this day Klaus is apalled at the mere thought of using one of his magical love-quotes to gain political momentum.
HAHA, better than the Chuck Norris facts. ;D The Klaus Doring facts will conquer the web within a few days. :D
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he died in a car accident last night after a clubbing-tour with his friends Franz Schmidt and Hans Meyer(both jsut as freaky as klaus)
again...he was in a drunken mood as he drove...
R.I.P. KLAUS
Do you know which town Döring comes from, Ironneck??
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Don't hate the player hate the game :)
There is also a sensible way to use gear without deforming your body. :-\
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Do you know which town Döring comes from, Ironneck??
no but i know where klaus klaak lives...you know him? the synthol grandpa?he lives in goch,in a town near me
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There is also a sensible way to use gear without deforming your body. :-\
You just don't understand - the mindset of a winner is way beyond your grasp.
! Klaus "All or Nothing" Doring ! :o
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no but i know where klaus klaak lives...you know him? the synthol grandpa?he lives in goch,in a town near me
This dude? :D
(http://www.team-andro.com/phpBB2/files/thumbs/t_synhol_196.jpg)
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This dude? :D
(http://www.team-andro.com/phpBB2/files/thumbs/t_synhol_196.jpg)
those arms are fuckin huge !!!
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This dude? :D
(http://www.team-andro.com/phpBB2/files/thumbs/t_synhol_196.jpg)
yes i talked to him several times...you know he is a nice guy but :-\
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those arms are huge!!!
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It's December first....It is the Official Month Of Klaus Doring. One of the biggest, strongest bodybuilders of all time. Klaus is a wonderful person, very kind and gentle. So in honour of Klaus...December will always be his month.
Anyone have updates on what he is up to? The interwebs seem quiet on his whereabouts?
STAY POSTIIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It's December first....It is the Official Month Of Klaus Doring. One of the biggest, strongest bodybuilders of all time. Klaus is a wonderful person, very kind and gentle. So in honour of Klaus...December will always be his month.
Anyone have updates on what he is up to? The interwebs seem quiet on his whereabouts?
STAY POSTIIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think he exploded
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The sheer mass in combination with divine aesthetics is what defines this true athlete. In the morning I drink a nice espresso ground from Guatemalan coffee beans (ofourse produced with child labor) in my 300cm^3 Klaus Doring signature cup, and I know it is going to be a good day.
EIN KLAUS, EIN REICH
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incredible mass, never seen someone close to him size wise.
not only that, Mars, but mass with class.
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is that dude still around?
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Not that we can celebrate das uber freak to much but according to the getbig archives:
Klausmas is an August holiday
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cutler is a little bitch compared to Klaus.
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Merry Christmas everyone.
(http://img.likeness.ru/uploads/users/10504/1411802544.jpg)
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Merry Christmas everyone.
(http://img.likeness.ru/uploads/users/10504/1411802544.jpg)
Merry xmas claus!
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Merry Christmas everyone.
(http://img.likeness.ru/uploads/users/10504/1411802544.jpg)
Looks like he had life saving surgery
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Still wider than Phil >:(
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Merry Christmas Vince. Just know how much gear dj is on and you can outlift him
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merry klausmas...
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all bald white dudes with goatees look the same, huh?
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Merry Christmas everyone.
(http://img.likeness.ru/uploads/users/10504/1411802544.jpg)
Skip La Cour is on the right
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Klaus is still bigger than ever - these pictures are most likely disseminated by the Merkel government to weaken Klaus political position... authentic, oversized, beautiful leader of the "People's Republic Of Germanium"... capital city being the pumped up Ruhlstadt.
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Merry Christmas everyone.
(http://img.likeness.ru/uploads/users/10504/1411802544.jpg)
Looks like he had life saving surgery
Klaus is still bigger than ever - these pictures are most likely disseminated by the Merkel government to weaken Klaus political position... authentic, oversized, beautiful leader of the "People's Republic Of Germanium"... capital city being the pumped up Ruhlstadt.
Guys likely been dead for years.
My Cyrillic is a bit rusty,but it says Syeryega Repyer on the right?
Seryoga is some Belarussian rapper twink ,whom no discriminating male physique connoisseur should ever compare to the mighty Klaus.
His legend lives on.
https://translate.google.co.uk/translate?hl=en&sl=ru&u=https://telegraf.com.ua/zhizn/zhurnal/2170083-reper-serega-nakonets-to-rasskazal-o-svoey-seme.html&prev=search (https://translate.google.co.uk/translate?hl=en&sl=ru&u=https://telegraf.com.ua/zhizn/zhurnal/2170083-reper-serega-nakonets-to-rasskazal-o-svoey-seme.html&prev=search)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seryoga (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seryoga)
Merry Klausmas , everybody. ;)
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My Cyrillic is a bit rusty,but it says Syeryega Repyer on the right?
Seryoga is some Belarussian rapper twink ,who in no discriminating male physique connoisseur should ever compare to the mighty Klaus.
His legend lives on.
https://translate.google.co.uk/translate?hl=en&sl=ru&u=https://telegraf.com.ua/zhizn/zhurnal/2170083-reper-serega-nakonets-to-rasskazal-o-svoey-seme.html&prev=search (https://translate.google.co.uk/translate?hl=en&sl=ru&u=https://telegraf.com.ua/zhizn/zhurnal/2170083-reper-serega-nakonets-to-rasskazal-o-svoey-seme.html&prev=search)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seryoga (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seryoga)
Merry Klausmas , everybody. ;)
thats not Wes......
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:D
boooooooom
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