Author Topic: Merry Klausmas!!! (Read 32992 times)

Leatherneck · « **Reply #100 on:** December 19, 2018, 05:35:17 PM »

Balls Mahoney would love to give Klaus a stiff chair shot.

Rusty Trombone · « **Reply #101 on:** December 19, 2018, 05:36:56 PM »

Quote from: Skeletor on December 18, 2018, 10:05:56 PM

In keeping with getbig tradition, Merry Klausmas to all getbiggers.

This pic proves it,that once you get the muscles,you will get the girls!

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #102 on:** December 20, 2018, 03:32:03 AM »

Yes. That girl probably thinks his cock looks like his muscles. She will be greatly disappointed.

dan18 · « **Reply #103 on:** December 20, 2018, 08:22:12 AM »

after seeing those pics I just remembered I need to get a oil change on the Cadillac

Disco187 · « **Reply #104 on:** December 20, 2018, 09:11:17 AM »

Quote from: affeman on December 20, 2014, 06:17:32 AM

The dysbalance between upper and lower body was holding Klaus back. If he had brought up his legs to match his upper body, the guy would've been unstoppable.

AGREE !

Disco187 · « **Reply #105 on:** December 20, 2018, 09:14:28 AM »

You can purchase his one strap overal on eBay for a buy it no price of 15,000.00. Comes with a wallet size photo and his top ten sayings.

Klaus cycle

Test suspension. 1 gram per day
Anadrol 150mg per day
Lantus fast acting 50 iu per meal
Chris Clark’s pump and pose for traps, last, chest
Synthol or grape seed oil for biceps, shoulders
Nolitol for triceps, calves

Meal one one pound of sausages, with ten slices of toast
Meal 2 repeat (strawberry)
Meal three two metrix packets
Meal 4 plate of sliced ham with pine-apple, two cans of beets
Meal 5 two pounds of bacon
Meal 6 two metrix packets (strawberry)

Snacks anchovies, dates, coconut cream pie, corned beef hash from can

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #106 on:** December 20, 2018, 09:30:08 AM »

any update pics of das überfreak?

falco · « **Reply #107 on:** December 21, 2018, 02:14:28 AM »

Quote from: Disco187 on December 20, 2018, 09:14:28 AM

You can purchase his one strap overal on eBay for a buy it no price of 15,000.00. Comes with a wallet size photo and his top ten sayings.

Klaus cycle

Test suspension. 1 gram per day
Anadrol 150mg per day
Lantus fast acting 50 iu per meal
Chris Clark’s pump and pose for traps, last, chest
Synthol or grape seed oil for biceps, shoulders
Nolitol for triceps, calves

Meal one one pound of sausages, with ten slices of toast
Meal 2 repeat (strawberry)
Meal three two metrix packets
Meal 4 plate of sliced ham with pine-apple, two cans of beets
Meal 5 two pounds of bacon
Meal 6 two metrix packets (strawberry)

Snacks anchovies, dates, coconut cream pie, corned beef hash from can

Wonder how clogged are his artheries.

Kwon · « **Reply #108 on:** December 21, 2018, 02:22:58 AM »

illuminati · « **Reply #109 on:** December 21, 2018, 07:38:39 AM »

Quote from: falco on December 21, 2018, 02:14:28 AM

Wonder how clogged are his artheries.

Not clogged nearly enough.

In all seriousness he looks a mess
Though it is his body & he’s only damaging himself
Let him carry on.

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #110 on:** December 21, 2018, 10:46:49 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on December 21, 2018, 02:22:58 AM

Are you on a fat chick fetish bender?

Skeletor · « **Reply #111 on:** December 10, 2019, 11:33:50 AM »

That_Dude · « **Reply #112 on:** December 24, 2019, 09:24:27 AM »

Annual bump forbSanta Klaus....tis the season for gains, and explosive arm development

wordy · « **Reply #113 on:** December 24, 2019, 11:50:27 AM »

Merry Klausmas everyone!

It’s wonderful to see such an ancient and noble tradition being upheld by the new generation of thong and iron warriors.

May your New Years gains rival those of the time travelling Uberfreak himself.

Fortress · « **Reply #114 on:** December 24, 2019, 12:09:07 PM »

Guy’s likely been dead for years.

kreator · « **Reply #115 on:** December 24, 2019, 12:50:29 PM »

Thanks for keeping the tradition alive!

IRON CROSS · « **Reply #116 on:** December 24, 2019, 01:03:45 PM »

Legendary Krampus is far more Get Bigg interesting

Guys from Austria,Bavaria,Croatia,......should tell us more of this Mr.Central Europe !.

Santa is for Prime & Co., I want muscleheaded Krampus

indie-lad · « **Reply #117 on:** December 24, 2019, 02:27:26 PM »

Quote from: Fortress on December 24, 2019, 12:09:07 PM

Guy’s likely been dead for years.

This.

D.O.A. · « **Reply #118 on:** December 25, 2019, 01:43:11 AM »

Quote from: dan18 on December 20, 2018, 08:22:12 AM

after seeing those pics I just remembered I need to get a oil change on the Cadillac

Hahahaha!

Notomorrow · « **Reply #119 on:** December 26, 2019, 08:55:48 AM »

After all those years of extreme fascia stretching, he must have a ton of REAL muscle now. Dave Palumbo said so.

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #120 on:** December 26, 2019, 10:14:41 AM »

any recent klaus pics?

joswift · « **Reply #121 on:** December 27, 2019, 06:51:57 AM »

Quote from: FitnessFrenzy on December 26, 2019, 10:14:41 AM

any recent klaus pics?

nothing since 2012, hes probably dead

That_Dude · « **Reply #122 on:** December 24, 2020, 06:17:43 AM »

Annual bump for this legend

Merry Klausmas Getbig

affeman · « **Reply #123 on:** December 24, 2020, 06:20:46 AM »

Quote from: That_Dude on December 24, 2020, 06:17:43 AM

Annual bump for this legend

Merry Klausmas Getbig

I'd pay 100 $ to see how Klaus looks like these days

_bruce_ · « **Reply #124 on:** December 24, 2020, 06:31:20 AM »

Klaus, according to my "loose" friend Angela, is of course way bigger and even redder than before...so...

Happy Klausmas & may all tiny tits suffer eternal anal torture!