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With the METS losing !!! I lost a chance to go the the World Series !!!!! (even though Im a yankee fan)
So that got me thinking bros...
Whats the most violent thing you ever did!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Argghhhhh!!!
Me,
Some guy called me a racial name, so after i disabled him with martial arts...i told him to bite the curb....
discuss bros
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I'm ashamed of announcing this but i'll do it anyway.
One night after clubbing my friend idiotically drove his car and i got in. There were 2 chicks, myself, the driver and another kid (friend of the girls).
Anyway my friend is driving like a prick and the girls friend is seriously fucked and on the verge of vomiting and eventually does in the car after a fast corner.
We get to our destination and my friend the driver goes off it at the kid for bein sick so which the kid replies:
"you drive like a little bitch"
at which point my friend clocks him and the kid falls flat on the floor. My friend contiunes pounding the kid, the girls are screaming and he eventually stops and runs for the car.
I approach the kid on the floor who's spitting blood and asked him if he was alright to which he replied "yes" so i stamped on his head. The coup de grace.
We then drove off leaving a horrible scene behind. The kid ended up in hospital but he was okay in the end.
Silly behavior
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Too many things to even list, not so much now but when i was younger i was a seriously violent mutherfvcker, now im a teddy bear, although yesterday i told someone that if they didnt pay me the money they owed me i was going to rip out his throat, but i didnt actually rip out his throat like i wanted to ;D
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Silly behavior
It was the right thing to do.
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i beat the living shit out of my dick every night.
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Last fall I beat the living shit out of a bum living in the woods near my house for stealing from a camp site me and some friends made. To top it off after the beating I gave him my version of bootcamp for about 5-6 hours to teach him respect and to appreciate the things you have, he had 2 kids (both taken away)one on the way and his girl was legally blind. BTW I was pretty drunk.
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It was the right thing to do.
haha
Ive never done anything violent
I have a lot of pent up anger though
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My parent,s next door neighbor had a mole that kept messing up his yard.He tried to kill it for months but had no luck.One day I was visiting and heard him cussing like crazy at the damage done by this mole.I told him that he was going about it all wrong,and that I could help him.My dad had mole trouble a few years before and I actually got quite good at detecting them.(* if you are very still and watch closely you can see the ground move while they are digging,and you can kill em with a pitch fork.) ANYWAY He said he would pay me a hundred bucks if I could take care of him...I said "Sure..easy money"
He went on to say that he did not JUST want me to kill it..he wanted me to torture it and to kill it VERY SLOW.He hated that mole for messing up his precious lawn,and he wanted to make him suffer for it.(what a nutcase) ::)
Well it took me a couple of days to get him..but I got him with a home made mole trap.
You wouldn't believe how excited this guy was when I informed him that I had managed to not only capture this "miserable little bastard " as he called it,but that I also saw to it that he had a very slow and horrible death.He paid me my money and as I walked away he laughed and asked" So,what did you do to the little bastard? Did you make him suffer?" I said "Oh yeah"...he was grinning ear to ear . He asked "What did ya do to him?"......I responded.. " I buried the little bastard ALIVE!!"
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I kilted a man.
I kilted him dead.
I kilted a man.
Then I went to bed.
I kilted a man.
Now prison's my home.
I kilted a man.
I busted his dome.
I kilted a man.
The blood made a mess.
I kilted a man.
And da bitch wore a dress.
I kilted a man.
But he was no friend.
I kilted a man.
And this is the end.
by Jerome "shuggabear" Robinson
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I have almost ended 2 lives.
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I kilted a man.
I kilted him dead.
I kilted a man.
Then I went to bed.
I kilted a man.
Now prison's my home.
I kilted a man.
I busted his dome.
I kilted a man.
The blood made a mess.
I kilted a man.
And da bitch wore a dress.
I kilted a man.
But he was no friend.
I kilted a man.
And this is the end.
by Jerome "shuggabear" Robinson
is that from the Eddie Murphy character on Saturday Night Live, the convict who kept saying "kill my landlord"?
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I have almost ended 2 lives.
One was the gerbil you put up your ass, what was the second one?
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I have almost ended 2 lives.
Puhlease.
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is that from the Eddie Murphy character on Saturday Night Live, the convict who kept saying "kill my landlord"?
Maybe inspired by that. It's prison poetry. Here's another:
TO PORTAGE CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION
When I came to Portage, I did not want to do nothing.
I was fighting to leave this place.
I did not want nothing Portage had to give me.
Now that I am here, I like Portage a little.
I stay in my cell and cut the world off.
One day my friend visited me and said, "Omar, you need to
do something with yourself. Stop being mad all the time."
And she was right. Thank you, Judy, for being my friend.
© Omar Polk
Here's a link you can check out if you wanna know how a brother lays it down:
http://www.madpoetry.org/prisonpo.html (http://www.madpoetry.org/prisonpo.html)
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I was at a party back in 90 or 91. Me and my buddies went there with the sole intention of my buddy beating the shit out of this guy on the centerline highschool. We get to the party and it's in this really shitty part of town, really bad. For a white suburban high school in the very early 90's centerline was pretty crazy, I didn't go there but my buddies got into fights all the time, it was wild. It was one of the first high schools in my area that had to have the police outside everyday at the end of school. Anyway the fight finally breaks out and the place is nuts, everyone is fighting within like 3 minutes. I was just kinda hanging back cause I didn't really know anyone but my group of freinds. After a few minutes this big guy decides to get involved with my friends fight, he's kinda pushing my buddy around and I'm thinking I'm gonna hit this guy if this keeps on going on. I turn to my right and there's the guy my buddy was gonna beat up to begin with. I go "hey chris" he turns towards me with his fists up...I never really met him but we had seen each other a few times at parties so he knew i was with my buddy. he was about 6'4 and I'm about 5'7..I hit him as hard as I could right in the jaw, I might have knocked him out for a sec. he fell face first on the hood of this truck so the top half of his body was laying on it. I walked up behind him and jacked him in the ribs about 8 or 9 times as hard as I could.
Anyway a few minutes later I thought it was in my best interest to leave and as I'm backing up this huge guy comes running up to the front of my car and slams his hands on my hood, this guy is probably in his 30's and big and mean, about 6 foot and probably 260 and he tells me to get the fuck out of my car cause he's gonna kill me. So I grab the crowbar in myfront seat and he looks at me and says "I'm the toughest man in *******, bring your fucking crowbar, I'll rip you jugular vein out with my teeth and smash your skull with your crowbar...I just left.
the guy I hit showed up at my buddies house the next day with his parents to put an end to the fued that was going on. My buddy said the guy I hit could barely talk and was going to the hospital to see if he had any broken ribs.
I went to a graduation party about 2 weeks later and he was there, he still had my knuckle marks on his jaw...and he had cracked ribs.
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I have witnessed a nose being bitten clean off and another guy biting clear through another dudes cheek.
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Ok I really should not be telling this but for the sake of getbig I will.
One time I stepped on a grasshopper :'(
I still have nightmares
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i beat the living shit out of my dick every night.
You're a beast
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I'm a little surprised, when I saw this thread I figured it would be filled with all kinds of bullschit posts but it's not. Of course other than TA's ridiculous abortion of a post.
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With the METS losing !!! I lost a chance to go the the World Series !!!!! (even though Im a yankee fan)
So that got me thinking bros...
Whats the most violent thing you ever did!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Argghhhhh!!!
Me,
Some guy called me a racial name, so after i disabled him with martial arts...i told him to bite the curb....
discuss bros
Yeah, like that happened ::)
No offense Jae but you look (and post) like a pretty non violent dude.
The most violent thing i have ever done is REALLY, REALLY beat the living shit out of this guy named Mark A. after he tried to take my head off with a tire iron while my back was turned to him.
I fractured his eye socket, broke his jaw, his nose and busted his ribs. I felt sick afterward and also got arrested :) :) yay.
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Last fall I beat the living shit out of a bum living in the woods near my house for stealing from a camp site me and some friends made. To top it off after the beating I gave him my version of bootcamp for about 5-6 hours to teach him respect and to appreciate the things you have, he had 2 kids (both taken away)one on the way and his girl was legally blind. BTW I was pretty drunk.
solid post
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Yeah, like that happened ::)
No offense Jae but you look (and post) like a pretty non violent dude.
The most violent thing i have ever done is REALLY, REALLY beat the living shit out of this guy named Mark A. after he tried to take my head off with a tire iron while my back was turned to him.
I fractured his eye socket, broke his jaw, his nose and busted his ribs. I felt sick afterward and also got arrested :) :) yay.
Jail Sucks
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Fought with 3 cops that were trying to detain me. I got locked.
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i beat the living shit out of my dick every night.
Pounding one out can be exhausting.
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Maybe inspired by that. It's prison poetry. Here's another:
TO PORTAGE CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION
When I came to Portage, I did not want to do nothing.
I was fighting to leave this place.
I did not want nothing Portage had to give me.
Now that I am here, I like Portage a little.
I stay in my cell and cut the world off.
One day my friend visited me and said, "Omar, you need to
do something with yourself. Stop being mad all the time."
And she was right. Thank you, Judy, for being my friend.
© Omar Polk
Here's a link you can check out if you wanna know how a brother lays it down:
http://www.madpoetry.org/prisonpo.html (http://www.madpoetry.org/prisonpo.html)
And they call that shit poetry give me a break. what that guy should've done when he got to the pin was how to write a correct sentence... I love the "i did not want to nothing."
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i got real mad and typed an offensive post IN ALL CAPS on getbig
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The Matrix avatar has pronounced gay overtones. :-X
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I did punch some people here and there.
I also lit my dead pet turtle on fire with nail polish remover.
Back in my country throwing stones at dogs was my favorite thing to do. I smacked this one little puppy with a bigass rock and it like died. :(
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i saw a little birdie sitting in the middle of the road...i put my car in a lower gear and floored it..
poor little thing took flight and ws struggling to gain altitude...
...all i saw in my rear view mirror were a few feathers...
oh and when i ws 12ish i once say a donkey with a huge boner..for some reason it pissed me off..so i chucked pebbles at it till i nailed the fucker..
ya shoulda seen it disappear ...you culd prolly hear the donkey bray in agony for miles..
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I did punch some people here and there.
I also lit my dead pet turtle on fire with nail polish remover.
Back in my country throwing stones at dogs was my favorite thing to do. I smacked this one little puppy with a bigass rock and it like died. :(
i used to chase those strays in my dads car and try and run em over...if you grow up in the 3rd world and get chased a few times by 7 to 10 dogs and have to climb into someone elses house to get away you develop quite a hatred for em...
i never actually ran one over but then i'd drive and my brother would get em with his bb gun...never kiled em..but ya shoulda heard em yelp! ;D
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i used to chase those strays in my dads car and try and run em over...if you grow up in the 3rd world and get chased a few times by 7 to 10 dogs and have to climb into someone elses house to get away you develop quite a hatred for em...
i never actually ran one over but then i'd drive and my brother would get em with his bb gun...never kiled em..but ya shoulda heard em yelp! ;D
f**k yeah, I forgot to mention the fun I had with my slingshot and bbgun. I shot so many fucking dogs ahaha it was great.
My bro had like this honda dirt motorbike and he used to terrorize some beggers with it hahaha he'd have like a lit up torch and he'd fucking chase them. ;D
I guess when you're a rich upperclass kid in our countries you pretty much get drunk and fuck around all day and night.
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Why is hurting puppies fun? Regardless if the adult packs chased you or not, why take it out on defenseless animals?
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f**k yeah, I forgot to mention the fun I had with my slingshot and bbgun. I shot so many fucking dogs ahaha it was great.
My bro had like this honda dirt motorbike and he used to terrorize some beggers with it hahaha he'd have like a lit up torch and he'd fucking chase them. ;D
I guess when you're a rich upperclass kid in our countries you pretty much get drunk and f**k around all day and night.
I swear if I ever saw you or anyone abusing an innocent dog, or any animal for the matter, I would write a real brutal story about it here in this thread.
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One of the most violent things I've ever done is knock the snot out of a DB who was trying to avoid contact on the football field. A de-cleater. Then talked to him a little. Okay a lot. ;D Ah those were the days.
I bet Colossus has done a few violent things like that in his day. ;D
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One of the most violent things I've ever done is knock the snot out of a DB who was trying to avoid contact on the football field.
Who was the DB? Deon Sanders? ;)
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Who was the DB? Deon Sanders? ;)
Not nearly as fast, but about the same size as Prime Time, with the same aversion to contact. :)
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I swear if I ever saw you or anyone abusing an innocent dog, or any animal for the matter, I would write a real brutal story about it here in this thread.
Right on. Animals and children are innocent. The rest of you fcukers are fair game. :-*
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I have almost ended 2 lives.
::)
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Getting into fights. I would always hurt my friends so I never fight out of fear of killing someone. I restrain myself and am afraid for all you frail bodys.
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My buddy and I are out back of my house a couple years ago. He's about 20 feet away from me on the phone with his mom and I'm playing with my mini crossbow. It's half the size of a hunting crossbow but still puts bolts through the house walls.
Anyway, out of shear stupidity, he says "Shoot me!" not expecting me to take him seriously. He thought wrong.
Without a shred of hesitation I aimed for his chest and pulled the trigger. A bolt nailed him about an inch below his lower lip going straight to the bone. He hit the dirt in agony.
I definetly regret doing it and have no idea why I did (I'm retarded, maybe?) He said it was like getting hit in the mouth with a baseball bat.
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My buddy and I are out back of my house a couple years ago. He's about 20 feet away from me on the phone with his mom and I'm playing with my mini crossbow. It's half the size of a hunting crossbow but still puts bolts through the house walls.
Anyway, out of shear stupidity, he says "Shoot me!" not expecting me to take him seriously. He thought wrong.
Without a shred of hesitation I aimed for his chest and pulled the trigger. A bolt nailed him about an inch below his lower lip going straight to the bone. He hit the dirt in agony.
I definetly regret doing it and have no idea why I did (I'm retarded, maybe?) He said it was like getting hit in the mouth with a baseball bat.
hahahahaha I bet that hurt like a son of a bitch!! Like they say carefull what you wish for.
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I have almost ended 2 lives.
two suicide attemps was it after looking in the mirror poor you
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Not nearly as fast, but about the same size as Prime Time, with the same aversion to contact. :)
ahahah! Fuck man. I just don't see how you can play and love football and not like contact. I don't mean getting you lights put out but good solid, smashmouth football.
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I have almost ended 2 lives.
funny how you feel you have to "trump" everyone on every subject on every board...monster insecurity complex.
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Does burning out a competitor count? I was out of town and never near the place ;)
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we were doing a large cocaine bust in Austin and upon entering the house bullets started flying three a fake "look out wall" two 45's hit my vest and the guy behind me was shot in the pelvis and leg several times so i hit the ground the rear lookout dragged the middle man out and i proceded to unload 2 30 round clips out of my AR-15 into the wall and got him several times all over(dead) then after the rear entry team made contact with me we searched the rest of the structure and found two more armed suspects that surrendered before shots were fired again both had gun shot wound from me because they were also behind the wall when i started dropping rounds into that biatch after that i went to the hospital and i had several cracked ribs and some minor internal bleeding(nothing serious though)and now the making me go to sniper school for making a less than practical decision when shots were fired
i love my job
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Watch less TV Cops, kid. Stay in school.
...then after the rear entry team made contact with me...
This was too easy not to...
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Watch less TV Cops, kid. Stay in school.
This was too easy not to...
is cops even on anymore?
serious though i am on disability now until the end of December from that and I'm not playing around this is what i do for a living,and i am scheduled for a court hearing on Monday for that case so even though someone almost died(the middle man)they will more than likely skip the country and not even go to court
but if you want more info on what i do or who i work for please pm me and i will answer your questions and clear up any doubts to my profession
bench
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we were doing a large cocaine bust in Austin and upon entering the house bullets started flying three a fake "look out wall" two 45's hit my vest and the guy behind me was shot in the pelvis and leg several times so i hit the ground the rear lookout dragged the middle man out and i proceded to unload 2 30 round clips out of my AR-15 into the wall and got him several times all over(dead) then after the rear entry team made contact with me we searched the rest of the structure and found two more armed suspects that surrendered before shots were fired again both had gun shot wound from me because they were also behind the wall when i started dropping rounds into that biatch after that i went to the hospital and i had several cracked ribs and some minor internal bleeding(nothing serious though)and now the making me go to sniper school for making a less than practical decision when shots were fired
i love my job
I remember reading about your adventures on the other board. Props.
One Q- did those .223 rounds punch thru the other side of the house and out into the great wide open? Were you on full auto?
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I remember reading about your adventures on the other board. Props.
One Q- did those .223 rounds punch thru the other side of the house and out into the great wide open? Were you on full auto?
no because there was a large pile of steel scrap metal behind the subject so it absorbed most of the rounds
i was on 6 round burst,my weapon has no full auto(upon my request i really do not like full auto)
240 since your a florida boy you problably know what a "eotech sight system"is that bastard blew it of the top of my armalite $300 dollars gone and i never even got to use the thing
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240 since your a florida boy you problably know what a "eotech sight system"is that bastard blew it of the top of my armalite $300 dollars gone and i never even got to use the thing
LOL... first, those are some pimping sights. second, at least you got to kill him for it :)
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serious though i am on disability now until the end of December from that and I'm not playing around this is what i do for a living,and i am scheduled for a court hearing on Monday for that case so even though someone almost died(the middle man)they will more than likely skip the country and not even go to court
but if you want more info on what i do or who i work for please pm me and i will answer your questions and clear up any doubts to my profession
bench
OK..if you're really an injured cop on disability then I applaud you. You've got serious balls.
If you're a kid, at least you have a goal to keep you off the crack rock. God bless.
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OK..if you're really an injured cop on disability then I applaud you. You've got serious balls.
If you're a kid, at least you have a goal to keep you off the crack rock. God bless.
first of all i am a kid (21 y/o) i got in this job the day i turned 21(that is the minimum age requirement) but i am telling the truth about what i do
and no hard feelings nobody ever believes what i do for a living
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LOL... first, those are some pimping sights. second, at least you got to kill him for it :)
i wouldnt know how good they are because i just put it on that morning :'(
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I swear if I ever saw you or anyone abusing an innocent dog, or any animal for the matter, I would write a real brutal story about it here in this thread.
OH NOS I'M RUNNING SCARED. ::)
Next time I go back on vacation to my country I'm gonna fucking kill a bunch of dogs. This time I wont be using a sling shot..
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i used to work the door at a really seedy titty bar. on night during the process of ejecting a patron, he told me he was gonna come back and shoot me. i asked if he was right handed and he said no. as we were leaving the club i opened the gigantic metal door, pinned his wrist against the frame so his hand was sticking through and smashed several times it until i felt bits of broken metacarpals hit me in the face. i would be very surprised if they were able to save his hand, i think shattered every bone in there. luckily the owener of the place was an xcop and i never even got charged for it :)
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i used to work the door at a really seedy titty bar. on night during the process of ejecting a patron, he told me he was gonna come back and shoot me. i asked if he was right handed and he said no. as we were leaving the club i opened the gigantic metal door, pinned his wrist against the frame so his hand was sticking through and smashed several times it until i felt bits of broken metacarpals hit me in the face. i would be very surprised if they were able to save his hand, i think shattered every bone in there. luckily the owener of the place was an xcop and i never even got charged for it :)
yeah, you've really slowed down my business. you know how hard it is to build websites with only one hand?
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yeah, you've really slowed down my business. you know how hard it is to build websites with only one hand?
you could probably still do it bro, you just cant pleasure yourself at the same time anymore ;D
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you could probably still do it bro, you just cant pleasure yourself at the same time anymore ;D
hahaha this would be the dream job if I was a schmoe, homo, or muscleworshipper.
Now and then I get to do a fitness model website, and that is a pleasure, but my hatin' ass wife keeps stopping me from expanding into the relatively untapped stripper market.
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my hatin' ass wife keeps stopping me from expanding into the relatively untapped stripper market.
I can't imagine why she wouldn't want you to tap a stripper or two.
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I can't imagine why she wouldn't want you to tap a stripper or two.
That what I'm saying. Our son could use a little brother, and we could use the $300, honey.
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ill tell you like i tell all newly weds rob, keep the pimp hand strong >:(
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f**k yeah, I forgot to mention the fun I had with my slingshot and bbgun. I shot so many fucking dogs ahaha it was great.
My bro had like this honda dirt motorbike and he used to terrorize some beggers with it hahaha he'd have like a lit up torch and he'd fucking chase them. ;D
I guess when you're a rich upperclass kid in our countries you pretty much get drunk and f**k around all day and night.
hey man...i never hurt no beggars...my dad and i used to givefood and money to the poor...ok i once threw an egg at some old beggar dood but that ws the extent of it >:(
now throwing eggs are cops ws fair game...lol..what were they gonna do..pull me over...they'd lose their jobs and end up on the streets...it ws fun to see em pretend to have authority though...i remember once one spit at my couzin in anger and he got out and beat the crap out of him with his car club ;D i had to pul my cuz off the poor sob or he woulda send em to meet allah... :-\
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Why is hurting puppies fun? Regardless if the adult packs chased you or not, why take it out on defenseless animals?
i never chased one puppy..besides the puppies were never out with the damn pack...i hardly ever saw em..seemed like every stray dog ws an adult...
and when you r jogging on the track late night (9ish) and no ones around for a mile or so and all of a sudden you see 15 dogs sitting in a corner and some of em growling...and you r 13 yrs old...i tell ya...your legs go weak with fear...
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hey man...i never hurt no beggars...my dad and i used to givefood and money to the poor...ok i once threw an egg at some old beggar dood but that ws the extent of it >:(
now throwing eggs are cops ws fair game...lol..what were they gonna do..pull me over...they'd lose their jobs and end up on the streets...it ws fun to see em pretend to have authority though...i remember once one spit at my couzin in anger and he got out and beat the crap out of him with his car club ;D i had to pul my cuz off the poor sob or he woulda send em to meet allah... :-\
My father had a great reputation and so did my grandpa, so the cops would respect us. My bro wouldn't even need to bribe the fuckers when he got in trouble or when someone called the cops on him, they wouldn't do shit to him.
Once my bro even hacked at some punk's shoulder with a small rice cutting sickle and the cops didn't do shit to him. He even kicked one cop's bike over and the cop was sobbing over his shitty suzuki ahaha
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the cop was sobbing over his shitty suzuki ahaha
lmao....
take away lesson fro this everyone else..
DONT expect the cops to protect ya when in the 3rd world...
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first of all i am a kid (21 y/o) i got in this job the day i turned 21(that is the minimum age requirement) but i am telling the truth about what i do
and no hard feelings nobody ever believes what i do for a living
Well you killed the guy huh? Wow... has that effected you at all? I mean you are pretty new to that job...just seems like justified or not that would be a rough thing to think about...JMO. Hope you recover quickly.
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Well you killed the guy huh? Wow... has that effected you at all? I mean you are pretty new to that job...just seems like justified or not that would be a rough thing to think about...JMO. Hope you recover quickly.
the ribs healed up nicely and two days after i stopped pissing blood
but killing him didn't bother me at all(i know that sounds horrible)but when its him or you you have a choice to make, get shot by a punk ass drug dealer or shoot him and go home and see your family and i will not shed a tear for human garbage like that
these guys did horrible things that i cannot go into detail about due to the upcoming court date but if i did you would probably thank me for doing what i did
PS this wasn't the first firefight i have been in were i have caused casualty's
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did they confiscate your gun? My brother shot a guy 16 months ago and the piece is still in evidence.
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i used to work the door at a really seedy titty bar. on night during the process of ejecting a patron, he told me he was gonna come back and shoot me. i asked if he was right handed and he said no. as we were leaving the club i opened the gigantic metal door, pinned his wrist against the frame so his hand was sticking through and smashed several times it until i felt bits of broken metacarpals hit me in the face. i would be very surprised if they were able to save his hand, i think shattered every bone in there. luckily the owener of the place was an xcop and i never even got charged for it :)
that sounds like some shit i would do ,nice work you are a true artist ;D
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did they confiscate your gun? My brother shot a guy 16 months ago and the piece is still in evidence.
no they didnt take the gun because it is issued by them so they already have the ballistics but if i would have used my pistol they would have taken it for awhile
they did take my vest as a lesson for everyone else,they do work and will save your life so wear it
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that sounds like some shit i would do ,nice work you are a true artist ;D
You're a cop? Aren't you the guy with the 500 rwhp Hayabusa that drives the thing 240 MPH? You wouldn't by chance do any of that speeding on public roads now would you?
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You're a cop? Aren't you the guy with the 500 rwhp Hayabusa that drives the thing 240 MPH? You wouldn't by chance do any of that speeding on public roads now would you?
perks of the job and i am not really a cop more of a full time tacticle team member(very much like swat)
i have been driving like that way before i took this job so why stop now ;D
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f**k yeah, I forgot to mention the fun I had with my slingshot and bbgun. I shot so many fucking dogs ahaha it was great.
My bro had like this honda dirt motorbike and he used to terrorize some beggers with it hahaha he'd have like a lit up torch and he'd fucking chase them. ;D
I guess when you're a rich upperclass kid in our countries you pretty much get drunk and f**k around all day and night.
Maybe the war on Terror (Arabs) isnt such a bad thing?
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When I got down to university I hooked up with this girl Sarah, 21 really cute and amazing in bed, although I didn't know since she was my first (hey, I was only 17). Anyway, here I am thinking she's 'the one', and I find out she's also porking a male cheerleader. I get pissed off, and I start pegging him with footballs at practice (I played on the varsity football team), and he showed up to a boxing practice, and took off (I was the head coach). Whenever they went out and I was around, she would ditch him and end up back at my place. At one point she even got off his lap at a club, came up to me, started trying to make out, and just walked out with me.
Anyway, after she dosen't make a decision between us I end it when I start seeing someone who did want to get involved. She comes up to me a month later after I started working at this club saying that he raped her because she never would sleep with him. Of course I'm a big dumb redneck straight from the farm and buy into it. So called a friend that lived in the same residence building as him, told him to prop open the door, and just forget I called. I knocked on Mr. Cheerleader's residence door, and his roommate answered (who I knew in passing), his face got white and said 'he's in the lounge'. He said later that I looked just fucked. I walked into the lounge, and he's sitting with a bunch of his buddies. His buddies scatter, and I grab him, clock him with two or three good elbows, and start grounding-and-pounding. This all ends with me hanging him out of a third story window by a belt around his feet tied to a radiator. Luckily, I knew the security guy that worked at the university (played on the football team to) and he just brushed everything under the carpet.
Anyway, so a month later I'm working at the club, normal shift, and start walking home. Mr. Cheerleader pops out of the bushes in the park I walk through on the way home from work with 2 of his friends, all have bats. I had an extendable steel baton, which I brought out, but I know if something starts happening I'm completely fucked. Anyway, his friends start backing up once I got the baton out, and he's starting to pussy out too. I think that either I do something or he's going to try again some other time, so I pull a Braveheart running towards him yelling, and he just freezes. I swear to god I didn't mean to break his wrist...or his shin...or three ribs...
Oh, wait, you shouldn't swear.
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When I got down to university I hooked up with this girl Sarah, 21 really cute and amazing in bed, although I didn't know since she was my first (hey, I was only 17). Anyway, here I am thinking she's 'the one', and I find out she's also porking a male cheerleader. I get pissed off, and I start pegging him with footballs at practice (I played on the varsity football team), and he showed up to a boxing practice, and took off (I was the head coach). Whenever they went out and I was around, she would ditch him and end up back at my place. At one point she even got off his lap at a club, came up to me, started trying to make out, and just walked out with me.
Anyway, after she dosen't make a decision between us I end it when I start seeing someone who did want to get involved. She comes up to me a month later after I started working at this club saying that he raped her because she never would sleep with him. Of course I'm a big dumb redneck straight from the farm and buy into it. So called a friend that lived in the same residence building as him, told him to prop open the door, and just forget I called. I knocked on Mr. Cheerleader's residence door, and his roommate answered (who I knew in passing), his face got white and said 'he's in the lounge'. He said later that I looked just fucked. I walked into the lounge, and he's sitting with a bunch of his buddies. His buddies scatter, and I grab him, clock him with two or three good elbows, and start grounding-and-pounding. This all ends with me hanging him out of a third story window by a belt around his feet tied to a radiator. Luckily, I knew the security guy that worked at the university (played on the football team to) and he just brushed everything under the carpet.
Anyway, so a month later I'm working at the club, normal shift, and start walking home. Mr. Cheerleader pops out of the bushes in the park I walk through on the way home from work with 2 of his friends, all have bats. I had an extendable steel baton, which I brought out, but I know if something starts happening I'm completely fucked. Anyway, his friends start backing up once I got the baton out, and he's starting to pussy out too. I think that either I do something or he's going to try again some other time, so I pull a Braveheart running towards him yelling, and he just freezes. I swear to god I didn't mean to break his wrist...or his shin...or three ribs...
Oh, wait, you shouldn't swear.
Now that's entertainment!
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My parent,s next door neighbor had a mole that kept messing up his yard.He tried to kill it for months but had no luck.One day I was visiting and heard him cussing like crazy at the damage done by this mole.I told him that he was going about it all wrong,and that I could help him.My dad had mole trouble a few years before and I actually got quite good at detecting them.(* if you are very still and watch closely you can see the ground move while they are digging,and you can kill em with a pitch fork.) ANYWAY He said he would pay me a hundred bucks if I could take care of him...I said "Sure..easy money"
He went on to say that he did not JUST want me to kill it..he wanted me to torture it and to kill it VERY SLOW.He hated that mole for messing up his precious lawn,and he wanted to make him suffer for it.(what a nutcase) ::)
Well it took me a couple of days to get him..but I got him with a home made mole trap.
You wouldn't believe how excited this guy was when I informed him that I had managed to not only capture this "miserable little bastard " as he called it,but that I also saw to it that he had a very slow and horrible death.He paid me my money and as I walked away he laughed and asked" So,what did you do to the little bastard? Did you make him suffer?" I said "Oh yeah"...he was grinning ear to ear . He asked "What did ya do to him?"......I responded.. " I buried the little bastard ALIVE!!"
LMAO!
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during the 2nd battle of bull run i killed 24 rebs. also, during the battle of the bulge i machine gunned 382 nazi's in one day
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during the 2nd battle of bull run i killed 24 rebs. also, during the battle of the bulge i machine gunned 382 nazi's in one day
damn i am taking myself off of disability just to beat that record ;D
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Tinsley - Awesome story!!!
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so after i disabled him with martial arts
what are you trained in?
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Tinsley - Awesome story!!!
You know, I told that story here and I added her old e-mail address to my MSN, now we're having lunch next week.
I liked tapping her cuz she was about 5'1" and maybe 85lbs, tiny tiny girl
Made me feel fucking HUGE
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When I was about 7 or 8, the neighborhood bully would pull his antics and then run to the safety of his house. I sure surprised him when I followed him in and beat the crap out of him on his living room floor. His mother told me to go home if I couldn't play nice ::)
Last I heard, he was living with his "companion", Jim.
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When I was about 7 or 8, the neighborhood bully would pull his antics and then run to the safety of his house. I sure surprised him when I followed him in and beat the crap out of him on his living room floor. His mother told me to go home if I couldn't play nice ::)
Last I heard, he was living with his "companion", Jim.
so you are hunting him down and are going to kill him aren't you,you people are crazy
and they prefer to be called "alternative life partners" ;D
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I burned an ant with a magnifying glass. :D
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I burned an ant with a magnifying glass. :D
i bet you still got your ass kicked
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I killed little birds :'(
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i still remember when i was 13-14yrs old i was cycling in the morning in baggy pants and what happened was that my baggy pants were a bit long and it got stuck in the pedal and then at the same time the brakes got stuck and then i just rammed on to a bonet of a car and bam straight to my groin.that was the most violent thing that happened to my groin and it was painful as fuck..i was bleeding a bit at that time.some few days earlier that incident i was riding by bicycle and and some how i got tripped over a big plastic bottle and i kinda like summersaulted and bam on to my head.i had bad concussion.from that day i stooped riding my bicycle
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i still remember when i was 13-14yrs old i was cycling in the morning in baggy pants and what happened was that my baggy pants were a bit long and it got stuck in the pedal and then at the same time the brakes got stuck and then i just rammed on to a bonet of a car and bam straight to my groin.that was the most violent thing that happened to my groin and it was painful as f**k..i was bleeding a bit at that time.some few days earlier that incident i was riding by bicycle and and some how i got tripped over a big plastic bottle and i kinda like summersaulted and bam on to my head.i had bad concussion.from that day i stooped riding my bicycle
you were owned by a plastic bottle,my condolences to your groin RIP=BALLS ;D
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does throwing up all over the altar in church classify as an act of violence? ;D
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it depends was there blood in it?
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i bet you still got your ass kicked
Nobody has even attempted to kick my ass, Dude Toy.
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Nobody has even attempted to kick my ass, Dude Toy.
hahhaah easy chuck norris
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you were owned by a plastic bottle,my condolences to your groin RIP=BALLS ;D
hahahhaahhaha... ;D ;D ;D
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nope! no blood! ;D
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I once ate my own earwax
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nope! no blood! ;D
then i suggest you get out there and kill someone if you want to post on this thread asshole ;D