The most violent thing you have ever done ??

[jaejonna]

With the METS losing !!! I lost a chance to go the the World Series !!!!! (even though Im a yankee fan)

So that got me thinking bros...

Whats the most violent thing you ever did!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Argghhhhh!!!

Me,

Some guy called me a racial name, so after i disabled him with martial arts...i told him to bite the curb....


discuss bros

[sculpture]

I'm ashamed of announcing this but i'll do it anyway.

One night after clubbing my friend idiotically drove his car and i got in. There were 2 chicks, myself, the driver and another kid (friend of the girls).

Anyway my friend is driving like a prick and the girls friend is seriously fucked and on the verge of vomiting and eventually does in the car after a fast corner.

We get to our destination and my friend the driver goes off it at the kid for bein sick so which the kid replies:

"you drive like a little bitch"

at which point my friend clocks him and the kid falls flat on the floor. My friend contiunes pounding the kid, the girls are screaming and he eventually stops and runs for the car.

I approach the kid on the floor who's spitting blood and asked him if he was alright to which he replied "yes" so i stamped on his head. The coup de grace.

We then drove off leaving a horrible scene behind. The kid ended up in hospital but he was okay in the end.

Silly behavior

[Yorkie T]

Too many things to even list, not so much now but when i was younger i was a seriously violent mutherfvcker, now im a teddy bear, although yesterday i told someone that if they didnt pay me the money they owed me i was going to rip out his throat, but i didnt actually rip out his throat like i wanted to 

[Dorian 01]

Silly behavior

It was the right thing to do.

[sarcasm]

i beat the living shit out of my dick every night.

[MikeThaMachine]

Last fall I beat the living shit out of a bum living in the woods near my house for stealing from a camp site me and some friends made. To top it off after the beating I gave him my version of bootcamp for about 5-6 hours to teach him respect and to appreciate the things you have, he had 2 kids (both taken away)one on the way and his girl was legally blind. BTW I was pretty drunk.

[Bigger Business]

It was the right thing to do.

haha



Ive never done anything violent

I have a lot of pent up anger though

[gtbro1]

My parent,s next door neighbor had a mole that kept messing up his yard.He tried to kill it for months but had no luck.One day I was visiting and heard him cussing like crazy at the damage done by this mole.I told him that he was going about it all wrong,and that I could help him.My dad had mole trouble a few years before and I actually got quite good at detecting them.(* if you are very still and watch closely you can see the ground move while they are digging,and you can kill em with a pitch fork.) ANYWAY He said he would pay me a hundred bucks if I could take care of him...I said "Sure..easy money"
   He went on to say that he did not JUST want me to kill it..he wanted me to torture it and to kill it VERY SLOW.He hated that mole for messing up his precious lawn,and he wanted to make him suffer for it.(what a nutcase)
    Well it took me a couple of days to get him..but I got him with a home made mole trap.
You wouldn't believe how excited this guy was when I informed him that I had managed to not only  capture this "miserable little bastard "  as he called it,but that I also saw to it that he had a very slow and horrible death.He paid me my money and as I walked away he laughed and asked" So,what did you do to the little bastard? Did you make him suffer?" I said "Oh yeah"...he was grinning ear to ear . He asked "What did ya do to him?"......I responded.. " I buried the little bastard ALIVE!!"

[Naked4Jesus]

I kilted a man. 
I kilted him dead.
I kilted a man.
Then I went to bed.
I kilted a man.
Now prison's my home.
I kilted a man.
I busted his dome.
I kilted a man.
The blood made a mess.
I kilted a man.
And da bitch wore a dress.
I kilted a man.
But he was no friend.
I kilted a man.
And this is the end.

by Jerome "shuggabear" Robinson

[The True Adonis]

I have almost ended 2 lives.

[sarcasm]

I kilted a man. 
I kilted him dead.
I kilted a man.
Then I went to bed.
I kilted a man.
Now prison's my home.
I kilted a man.
I busted his dome.
I kilted a man.
The blood made a mess.
I kilted a man.
And da bitch wore a dress.
I kilted a man.
But he was no friend.
I kilted a man.
And this is the end.

by Jerome "shuggabear" Robinson

is that from the Eddie Murphy character on Saturday Night Live, the convict who kept saying "kill my landlord"?

[gtbro1]

I have almost ended 2 lives.

  One was the gerbil you put up your ass, what was the second one?

[Rearden Metal]

I have almost ended 2 lives.

Puhlease.

[Naked4Jesus]

is that from the Eddie Murphy character on Saturday Night Live, the convict who kept saying "kill my landlord"?

Maybe inspired by that.  It's prison poetry.  Here's another:
TO PORTAGE CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION

When I came to Portage, I did not want to do nothing.
I was fighting to leave this place.
I did not want nothing Portage had to give me.
Now that I am here, I like Portage a little.
I stay in my cell and cut the world off.
One day my friend visited me and said, "Omar, you need to
do something with yourself. Stop being mad all the time."
And she was right. Thank you, Judy, for being my friend.

© Omar Polk

Here's a link you can check out if you wanna know how a brother lays it down:

http://www.madpoetry.org/prisonpo.html

[natural al]

I was at a party back in 90 or 91.  Me and my buddies went there with the sole intention of my buddy beating the shit out of this guy on the centerline highschool.  We get to the party and it's in this really shitty part of town, really bad.  For a white suburban high school in the very early 90's centerline was pretty crazy, I didn't go there but my buddies got into fights all the time, it was wild.  It was one of the first high schools in my area that had to have the police outside everyday at the end of school.  Anyway the fight finally breaks out and the place is nuts, everyone is fighting within like 3 minutes.  I was just kinda hanging back cause I didn't really know anyone but my group of freinds.  After a few minutes this big guy decides to get involved with my friends fight, he's kinda pushing my buddy around and I'm thinking I'm gonna hit this guy if this keeps on going on.  I turn to my right and there's the guy my buddy was gonna beat up to begin with.  I go "hey chris" he turns towards me with his fists up...I never really met him but we had seen each other a few times at parties so he knew i was with my buddy.  he was about 6'4 and I'm about 5'7..I hit him as hard as I could right in the jaw, I might have knocked him out for a sec.  he fell face first on the hood of this truck so the top half of his body was laying on it.  I walked up behind him and jacked him in the ribs about 8 or 9 times as hard as I could.  

Anyway a few minutes later I thought it was in my best interest to leave and as I'm backing up this huge guy comes running up to the front of my car and slams his hands on my hood, this guy is probably in his 30's and big and mean, about 6 foot and probably 260 and he tells me to get the fuck out of my car cause he's gonna kill me.  So I grab the crowbar in myfront seat and he looks at me and says "I'm the toughest man in *******, bring your fucking crowbar, I'll rip you jugular vein out with my teeth and smash your skull with your crowbar...I just left.

the guy I hit showed up at my buddies house the next day with his parents to put an end to the fued that was going on.  My buddy said the guy I hit could barely talk and was going to the hospital to see if he had any broken ribs.

I went to a graduation party about 2 weeks later and he was there, he still had my knuckle marks on his jaw...and he had cracked ribs.

[bmacsys]

I have witnessed a nose being bitten clean off and another guy biting clear through another dudes cheek.

[Karl Kox]

Ok I really should not be telling this but for the sake of getbig I will.




One time I stepped on a grasshopper

I still have nightmares

[phyxsius]

i beat the living shit out of my dick every night.

You're a beast

[ieffinhatecardio]

I'm a little surprised, when I saw this thread I figured it would be filled with all kinds of bullschit posts but it's not. Of course other than TA's ridiculous abortion of a post.

[Palpatine Q]

With the METS losing !!! I lost a chance to go the the World Series !!!!! (even though Im a yankee fan)

So that got me thinking bros...

Whats the most violent thing you ever did!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Argghhhhh!!!

Me,

Some guy called me a racial name, so after i disabled him with martial arts...i told him to bite the curb....


discuss bros

Yeah, like that happened

No offense Jae but you look (and post) like a pretty non violent dude.

The most violent thing i have ever done is REALLY, REALLY beat the living shit out of this guy named Mark A. after he tried to take my head off with a tire iron while my back was turned to him.
I fractured his eye socket, broke his jaw, his nose and busted his ribs. I felt sick afterward and also got arrested yay.

[DEFCON]

Last fall I beat the living shit out of a bum living in the woods near my house for stealing from a camp site me and some friends made. To top it off after the beating I gave him my version of bootcamp for about 5-6 hours to teach him respect and to appreciate the things you have, he had 2 kids (both taken away)one on the way and his girl was legally blind. BTW I was pretty drunk.

solid post

[gtbro1]

Yeah, like that happened

No offense Jae but you look (and post) like a pretty non violent dude.

The most violent thing i have ever done is REALLY, REALLY beat the living shit out of this guy named Mark A. after he tried to take my head off with a tire iron while my back was turned to him.
I fractured his eye socket, broke his jaw, his nose and busted his ribs. I felt sick afterward and also got arrested yay.

       

     Jail Sucks

[theonlyone]

Fought with 3 cops that were trying to detain me. I got locked.

[pumpster]

i beat the living shit out of my dick every night.

Pounding one out can be exhausting.

[SinCitysmallGUY]

Maybe inspired by that.  It's prison poetry.  Here's another:
TO PORTAGE CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION

When I came to Portage, I did not want to do nothing.
I was fighting to leave this place.
I did not want nothing Portage had to give me.
Now that I am here, I like Portage a little.
I stay in my cell and cut the world off.
One day my friend visited me and said, "Omar, you need to
do something with yourself. Stop being mad all the time."
And she was right. Thank you, Judy, for being my friend.

© Omar Polk

Here's a link you can check out if you wanna know how a brother lays it down:

http://www.madpoetry.org/prisonpo.html

And they call that shit poetry give me a break. what that guy should've done when he got to the pin was how to write a correct sentence... I love the "i did not want to nothing."