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Title: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: whitewidow on November 11, 2006, 12:52:42 AM
saw her on a talk show last night- shes old but man id break that grandma off some-lol
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: gtbro1 on November 11, 2006, 12:55:24 AM
saw her on a talk show last night- shes old but man id break that grandma off some-lol


 :-\
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: whitewidow on November 11, 2006, 12:58:25 AM
 im not that picky :-\
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: gtbro1 on November 11, 2006, 01:02:28 AM
im not that picky :-\

  me neither,really. hahahaha somebody has to f**k those ugly ones...besides,they don't get laid that much so when they get it they go wild hahahaha.Just don't knock em up cause then you are tied to a troll forever.




Check out the guy with the cigarette in the background...he's thinking about it hahaha
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: whitewidow on November 11, 2006, 01:07:45 AM
hell that bitch is rich- i would purposely try to knock her up- then try to get spousal support :-\
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: gtbro1 on November 11, 2006, 01:09:56 AM
hell that bitch is rich- i would purposely try to knock her up- then try to get spousal support :-\

   cake?
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: whitewidow on November 11, 2006, 01:13:04 AM
   cake?

No martha- If I got with martha I could bang here and the ask here to  bake me a cake-lol

I might screw that fat chick too- i use steroids and im always horny- not too picky :-\
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: gtbro1 on November 11, 2006, 01:15:55 AM
No martha- If I got with martha I could bang here and the ask here to  bake me a cake-lol

I might screw that fat chick too- i use steroids and im always horny- not too picky :-\


She's not fat, she's big boned.
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: whitewidow on November 11, 2006, 01:17:40 AM
She's not fat, she's big boned.

fat, big boned- id still tap it! maybe she could give me a piece of cake though.
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: Dorian 01 on November 11, 2006, 01:21:36 AM
She'd summon tard strength to keep the cake from you.
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: gtbro1 on November 11, 2006, 01:27:34 AM
She'd summon tard strength to keep the cake from you.

No kidding.  Whitewidow,what the fuck is wrong with you?!!!! Never mess with a "big boned" person's food.That's like trying to pry Mars's mouth away from sarcasm's cock....you could definately lose a hand.
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: TheAnimal on November 11, 2006, 01:29:17 AM
No martha- If I got with martha I could bang here and the ask here to  bake me a cake-lol

I might screw that fat chick too- i use steroids and im always horny- not too picky :-\

haha honesty is the best policy I like your style
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: whitewidow on November 11, 2006, 01:42:58 AM
I wonder if she would give me just a blowjob for a few cookies instead-after closer view I dont think I could go through with bangin that fat chick- id def take a bllow from her though!
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: gtbro1 on November 11, 2006, 01:44:22 AM
I wonder if she would give me just a blowjob for a few cookies instead-after closer view I dont think I could go through with bangin that fat chick- id def take a bllow from her though!

   fat chics give the best head.
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: whitewidow on November 11, 2006, 01:47:17 AM
   fat chics give the best head.

Yeah- she looks like she sucks a good one- Ah hell id give her a piece of cake for just a blowjob -only a cheap piece from burgerking though-lol.
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: gtbro1 on November 11, 2006, 02:05:33 AM
Yeah- she looks like she sucks a good one- Ah hell id give her a piece of cake for just a blowjob -only a cheap piece from burgerking though-lol.

  yeah...too much cake and she might feel obligated.You wouldn't want to risk her showing up at your house while your buddies were there. :-\

Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: whitewidow on November 11, 2006, 02:09:45 AM
shes got a pretty decent rack :-\
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: gtbro1 on November 11, 2006, 02:16:41 AM
shes got a pretty decent rack :-\

 That is due to evolution."Big Boned" women needed a place to put their troff plate.
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: whitewidow on November 11, 2006, 02:23:10 AM
she be good for a titty fck-lol

id like to lick this girls asshole
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: The Night Stalker on November 11, 2006, 02:29:00 AM
It looks like her finger nail is sharp and could cut her vaginas.
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: freespirit on November 11, 2006, 02:31:55 AM
It looks like her finger nail is sharp and could cut her vaginas.

Woudn't it be better to whipe of your nose with her "vaginas" when you have a cold?
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: The Night Stalker on November 11, 2006, 02:43:35 AM
But then i would not lick the vaginas because nose bogey is unhealthy.
i would much perfer to take her cushion and be alone by myself.
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: whitewidow on November 11, 2006, 02:44:50 AM
id clean this chicks clock-lol
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: The Night Stalker on November 11, 2006, 02:48:20 AM
her clock is dirty?
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: freespirit on November 11, 2006, 03:14:34 AM
her clock is dirty?

Yes, I wiped my nose in it.
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: nzmusclemonster on November 11, 2006, 03:25:21 AM
I heard Martha sucks a mean dick.............. and she swallows!
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: TheAnimal on November 11, 2006, 03:47:32 AM
I heard Martha sucks a mean dick.............. and she swallows!
wow... swallows nice  :P
Title: Re: would you guys beef martha stewart?
Post by: DIVISION on November 11, 2006, 04:44:58 PM
would you guys beef martha stewart?

I'm sure her ass is pretty tight, but I'm not sure she could take a pounding at her advanced age.

If I ever met her, I'd probably ask her to prepare and cook me a 32oz. sirloin and then perhaps let her give me head if she's still begging for sex.

Older women can be pretty persistent when it comes to sex.




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