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Lets be honest, i'm about the coolest 48 year old meathead any of you ever met. I love you all. even the dweebs that post hatred. Remember we have to have sadsacks in the world, if not, how would we measure out the happy people.
I have the greatest life a man could have. I dumped an alcoholic cheating wife, i now simply have a 23 year old fuck buddy named Tonya, I come and go at the gym when I want, I can walk around my house at night in only my boxers and dig my fingers into the crack of my ass to itch it without some bitch saying EWWWWW TERRY, YOU ARE SO FUCKING GROSS!
Oh its true, its damn true, life is sweet.
p.s. Tonya also does my laundry, folds it and everything.
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midlife crisis ;D
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midlife crisis ;D
Possibly. I may need to buy me a harley, get the leather chaps and everything.
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Possibly. I may need to buy me a harley, get the leather chaps and everything.
i hear medford loves the chaps look.................... .. :-X
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Lets be honest, i'm about the coolest 48 year old meathead any of you ever met. I love you all. even the dweebs that post hatred. Remember we have to have sadsacks in the world, if not, how would we measure out the happy people.
I have the greatest life a man could have. I dumped an alcoholic cheating wife, i now simply have a 23 year old f**k buddy named Tonya, I come and go at the gym when I want, I can walk around my house at night in only my boxers and dig my fingers into the crack of my ass to itch it without some bitch saying EWWWWW TERRY, YOU ARE SO FUCKING GROSS!
Oh its true, its damn true, life is sweet.
p.s. Tonya also does my laundry, folds it and everything.
dude you are a true tool. I know plenty of guys 48 and up that look outstanding and you do too. Get over it, your haven't accomplished that much. ANd dude the term fuck buddy is usually used by gay guys and to tell you the truth my gaydar is going off the charts concerning you.
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i nominate rooster best board character since alexxx's schtick gold old and tired.
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Lets be honest, i'm about the coolest 48 year old meathead any of you ever met. I love you all. even the dweebs that post hatred. Remember we have to have sadsacks in the world, if not, how would we measure out the happy people.
I have the greatest life a man could have. I dumped an alcoholic cheating wife, i now simply have a 23 year old f**k buddy named Tonya, I come and go at the gym when I want, I can walk around my house at night in only my boxers and dig my fingers into the crack of my ass to itch it without some bitch saying EWWWWW TERRY, YOU ARE SO FUCKING GROSS!
Oh its true, its damn true, life is sweet.
p.s. Tonya also does my laundry, folds it and everything.
The fact that you somehow equate the above quoted with "life is sweet" tells us everything we need to know about you.
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The fact that you somehow equate the above quoted with "life is sweet" tells us everything we need to know about you.
the fact that out of that entire post you singled out the part where he sticks his finger up his ass tells us everything we need to know about you.
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Lets be honest, i'm about the skinnest 48 year old meathead any of you ever met.
Lets be honest....... You have to walk around street drains so you don't fall in...
Come on..... Lets be honest...
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Lets be honest, i'm about the coolest 48 year old meathead any of you ever met. I love you all. even the dweebs that post hatred. Remember we have to have sadsacks in the world, if not, how would we measure out the happy people.
I have the greatest life a man could have. I dumped an alcoholic cheating wife, i now simply have a 23 year old f**k buddy named Tonya, I come and go at the gym when I want, I can walk around my house at night in only my boxers and dig my fingers into the crack of my ass to itch it without some bitch saying EWWWWW TERRY, YOU ARE SO FUCKING GROSS!
Oh its true, its damn true, life is sweet.
p.s. Tonya also does my laundry, folds it and everything.
You're in your own little world and you need to wake up and smell the roses. 48 and still trying to proove yourself. No one here really cares buddy. And at 48 years of age, you shouldn't be hitting night clubs like you so boldly posted on the female board. Clubs are for people in their early twenties. If you haven't gotten over that scene then you're hurting bigtime and you need Dr.Phil immediately. You are very cocky and very arrogant. No offence.
PB
PB
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dude you are a true tool. I know plenty of guys 48 and up that look outstanding and you do too. Get over it, your haven't accomplished that much. ANd dude the term f**k buddy is usually used by gay guys and to tell you the truth my gaydar is going off the charts concerning you.
ah, you have gaydar huh? I don't have gaydar, I hear only gays looking for gays have gaydar. Look, we can be friends but thats about as far as it will go, I'm straight, don't let that get you down but my cocketh will never slide between your lips. I know I know, that just bummed you out. Chin up, move on, things will be ok.
One more thing, if you think i'm taking anything I post seriously, wow man, get a life.
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You're in your own little world and you need to wake up and smell the roses. 48 and still trying to proove yourself. No one here really cares buddy. And at 48 years of age, you shouldn't be hitting night clubs like you so boldly posted on the female board. Clubs are for people in their early twenties. If you haven't gotten over that scene then you're hurting bigtime and you need Dr.Phil immediately. You are very cocky and very arrogant. No offence.
PB
PB
If you read the entire post you would have read I only attend the night club scene on a night 20 or more of my members attend and because they beg old Paw Paw to attend. I know clubs are for the folks in their early 20's, oh wait, my girlfriend is 23, lets see you nab a 23 year old when you are 48. Actually i'm sure my 23 year old girlfriend would find you un-attractive now.
I'd like to go golf a round with Dr. Phil, I do have many things to talk to him about. Like why when i'm sexxing my 23 year old girlfriend do I always picture her best friend Lisa licking her like a lollypop. SO many issues Phil could help me with.
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i nominate rooster best board character since alexxx's schtick gold old and tired.
Thats why I'm here Magoo, to show you all that life does not end at 30. You can act 22 your entire life and still become rich like me. I tipped the Sonic girl 55 cents the other week before I began my diet, oh the smile that came across her face warmed my heart so much.
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the fact that out of that entire post you singled out the part where he sticks his finger up his ass tells us everything we need to know about you.
I was gonna let that part slide, it sort of scared me a bit. Great observation magoo!
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Lets be honest, i'm about the coolest 48 year old meathead any of you ever met.
If you have to say it... ::)
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If you read the entire post you would have read I only attend the night club scene on a night 20 or more of my members attend and because they beg old Paw Paw to attend. I know clubs are for the folks in their early 20's, oh wait, my girlfriend is 23, lets see you nab a 23 year old when you are 48. Actually i'm sure my 23 year old girlfriend would find you un-attractive now.
I'd like to go golf a round with Dr. Phil, I do have many things to talk to him about. Like why when i'm sexxing my 23 year old girlfriend do I always picture her best friend Lisa licking her like a lollypop. SO many issues Phil could help me with.
And what happens when your 23 year old girlfriend has a reality check and realizes that when she is thirty, her boyfreind will be a senor citizen? She'll get cock elsewhere and you'll be a sorry memory.
PB
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Thats why I'm here Magoo, to show you all that life does not end at 30. You can act 22 your entire life and still become rich like me. I tipped the Sonic girl 55 cents the other week before I began my diet, oh the smile that came across her face warmed my heart so much.
No.
You're here because of some other shortcoming in your life and you're attempting to use your plastic bodybuilding trohpies to gain the respect you don't get from your boss, your wife, your family or your friends.
A truly secure guy wouldn't start 15 threads in two days about how great he is.
Perhaps the high you get from battling with kids 1/3 your age about how great it is you were able to abuse insulin at such an advanced age will make you feel better. I know the rest of us are looking at you and thanking God we're not a washed up 48 year old douch trying to convince strangers how great he is.
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Howie kicks old rooster's ass. ;D
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Thats why I'm here Magoo, to show you all that life does not end at 30. You can act 22 your entire life and still become rich like me. I tipped the Sonic girl 55 cents the other week before I began my diet, oh the smile that came across her face warmed my heart so much.
my life has ended at 19yrs... :'(..no fuckin girls anywhere..i think so this girless drought will last for ever
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I'd like to go golf a round with Dr. Phil, I do have many things to talk to him about. Like why when i'm sexxing my 23 year old girlfriend do I always picture her best friend Lisa licking her like a lollypop.
God, you are incredibly socially retarded.
"sexxing"?
Jeez, you must have a half inch cock, an exwife who fucked around for 15 years, kids who won't admit you're alive, co-workers who snicker at you, and a trashy 23-year old friend you drive around who give you the pity handjob from time to time when she needs an oxycotin fix and your retirement savings will come in handy.
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And what happens when your 23 year old girlfriend has a reality check and realizes that when she is thirty, her boyfreind will be a senor citizen? She'll get cock elsewhere and you'll be a sorry memory.
PB
Yeh ! I am sure she will want to skip his diaper phase....then he will be a lonley old rooster has been with NO ONE !!!
Epic self owning by 48 year old drug user...
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No.
You're here because of some other shortcoming in your life and you're attempting to use your plastic bodybuilding trohpies to gain the respect you don't get from your boss, your wife, your family or your friends.
A truly secure guy wouldn't start 15 threads in two days about how great he is.
Perhaps the high you get from battling with kids 1/3 your age about how great it is you were able to abuse insulin at such an advanced age will make you feel better. I know the rest of us are looking at you and thanking God we're not a washed up 48 year old douch trying to convince strangers how great he is.
240 - AKA DR. PHIL ;D
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God, you are incredibly socially retarded.
"sexxing"?
Jeez, you must have a half inch cock, an exwife who fucked around for 15 years, kids who won't admit you're alive, co-workers who snicker at you, and a trashy 23-year old friend you drive around who give you the pity handjob from time to time when she needs an oxycotin fix and your retirement savings will come in handy.
old rooster=owned..hahahaha
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Rooster is the type of loser that walks around the gym with his "Hard Core" face on.....
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Rooster is the type of loser that walks around the gym with his "Hard Core" face on.....
He takes the water fountain seriously. He puffs up his chest around 5th graders. His woman has heard his high school football stories 14,000 times.
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the fact that out of that entire post you singled out the part where he sticks his finger up his ass tells us everything we need to know about you.
the fact that all he mentioned was scratching his ass, but you somehow got "sticks his finger up his ass" tells us all we need to know about you, as well. hahahahaha
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here's a straight one for u...u talk waaay too much ...i think u are full of it
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And what happens when your 23 year old girlfriend has a reality check and realizes that when she is thirty, her boyfreind will be a senor citizen? She'll get cock elsewhere and you'll be a sorry memory.
PB
Most likely. But when that happens, i'll find a 25 year old to fuck the hell out of. no biggie.
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Rooster - post the pics of the 23 year old - I for one do not believe you !
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See, now this is what i'm talking about! All that blasting made me laugh my ass off so lets keep it that way. lmao, I love shit like this.
One mistake, I have no boss, I am the boss. Thats scary huh? anyway, lunchtime calls.
One last thing
(http://www.armed-guard.com/terryb/t20.jpg)
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Rooster - post the pics of the 23 year old - I for one do not believe you !
Yes, she painted me orange for that contest.
(http://www.armed-guard.com/terryb/beach06.jpg)
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Yes, she painted me orange for that contest.
(http://www.armed-guard.com/terryb/beach06.jpg)
Any more ? that girl could be anyone....
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Rooster - post the pics of the 23 year old - I for one do not believe you !
And don't get excited, i've admitted to stick legs, heck tonya has better legs than me.
anyway, time to get lunch
(http://www.armed-guard.com/terryb/tta02.jpg)
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the fact that all he mentioned was scratching his ass, but you somehow got "sticks his finger up his ass" tells us all we need to know about you, as well. hahahahaha
And didn't he tell us he was raising his 12 year old step daughter. Terry, I hope you're not walking around in your shorts scratching your ass in front of her. That would make you a bad man, a very bad man.
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And don't get excited, i've admitted to stick legs, heck tonya has better legs than me.
anyway, time to get lunch
(http://www.armed-guard.com/terryb/tta02.jpg)
Nice one rooster 8)
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See, now this is what i'm talking about! All that blasting made me laugh my ass off so lets keep it that way. lmao, I love shit like this.
One mistake, I have no boss, I am the boss. Thats scary huh? anyway, lunchtime calls.
This coming from a guy who can be found saying...
She can strap one on and do anal on me!
:-\ Sure thing Boss.
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This coming from a guy who can be found saying...
:-\ Sure thing Boss.
I'm amazed again, you believe everything posted on a web site. Thats incredible.
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Most likely. But when that happens, i'll find a 25 year old to f**k the hell out of. no biggie.
What you're doing now, the rest of us did when we were in our twenties. Thats the whole point. At your age you should be settled down and doing bigger and better things. By posting pics of yourself all over the place only leads people to believe that your a very hurting individual who has too much to proove. Like Al Bundy..."I scored 4 touch downs in one game". Who cares. You don't see any of us posting pics of every little thing we do. Surely you don't believe you're the only one with pics with women.
PB
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Lets be honest, i'm about the coolest 48 year old meathead any of you ever met. I love you all. even the dweebs that post hatred. Remember we have to have sadsacks in the world, if not, how would we measure out the happy people.
I have the greatest life a man could have. I dumped an alcoholic cheating wife, i now simply have a 23 year old f**k buddy named Tonya, I come and go at the gym when I want, I can walk around my house at night in only my boxers and dig my fingers into the crack of my ass to itch it without some bitch saying EWWWWW TERRY, YOU ARE SO FUCKING GROSS!
Oh its true, its damn true, life is sweet.
p.s. Tonya also does my laundry, folds it and everything.
Tonya is great, except she pulls my boxers outta my ass with her teeth!
great lady, shit in bed however
ta ta
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Here's a pic of the rooster in his younger days...
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He takes the water fountain seriously. He puffs up his chest around 5th graders. His woman has heard his high school football stories 14,000 times.
LMAO at 240. Classic. Man if the coach would have putme in the 4th quarter we'd been state champs. No doubt about it. I'll bet he throw a football over mountains. old Uncle Rico.
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If you read the entire post you would have read I only attend the night club scene on a night 20 or more of my members attend and because they beg old Paw Paw to attend. I know clubs are for the folks in their early 20's, oh wait, my girlfriend is 23, lets see you nab a 23 year old when you are 48. Actually i'm sure my 23 year old girlfriend would find you un-attractive now.
I'd like to go golf a round with Dr. Phil, I do have many things to talk to him about. Like why when i'm sexxing my 23 year old girlfriend do I always picture her best friend Lisa licking her like a lollypop. SO many issues Phil could help me with.
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Is she your Gfriend or F*buddy?
Just curious.
Sandra
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Lets be honest, i'm about the coolest 48 year old meathead any of you ever met. I love you all. even the dweebs that post hatred. Remember we have to have sadsacks in the world, if not, how would we measure out the happy people.
I have the greatest life a man could have. I dumped an alcoholic cheating wife, i now simply have a 23 year old f**k buddy named Tonya, I come and go at the gym when I want, I can walk around my house at night in only my boxers and dig my fingers into the crack of my ass to itch it without some bitch saying EWWWWW TERRY, YOU ARE SO FUCKING GROSS!
Oh its true, its damn true, life is sweet.
p.s. Tonya also does my laundry, folds it and everything.
But do you like led zeppelin?
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Yes, she painted me orange for that contest.
(http://www.armed-guard.com/terryb/beach06.jpg)
(http://www.thinkgeek.com/images/products/front/yoda_backpack.jpg)
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What you're doing now, the rest of us did when we were in our twenties. Thats the whole point. At your age you should be settled down and doing bigger and better things. By posting pics of yourself all over the place only leads people to believe that your a very hurting individual who has too much to proove. Like Al Bundy..."I scored 4 touch downs in one game". Who cares. You don't see any of us posting pics of every little thing we do. Surely you don't believe you're the only one with pics with women.
PB
I can't find it but someplace I even have a picture of myself scrambling up some egg whites.
By the way I am settled down, I own a nice house, 2 vehicles, only reason I post and I just began is because I recently added on to my gym so I sort of have to be here all day now because we have a big membership drive going. Once things settle down i'll go back to my old method , i'll stop by here in the mornings at 5a.m., open up, hang around til 8 or 9 when tonya arrives(she manages the gym for me) and then i'll be off to the golf course for the day. Then i'll show up again at 4pm, any problems tonya has had during the day we will go over, then i'll train from 5pm to 6 or 630, then i'll head out to ramble around with my buddies a couple hours, then i'll head home, cook my dinner and tonya's and wait for her to arrive home.
Once again, not bragging, I earn around 250K a year ,this year looks more like 300K. So i'm not some dufus just wasting my time, althought i need to be at the gym right now, its not like I have something to do every second, i'm here more in case something comes up about the new contracts since we expanded and such. once it slows down, fuck it i'll be back to just a couple hours here and then leave it all to tonya for the day.
so laughing my ass off on this board simply passes the day.
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Tonya is great, except she pulls my boxers outta my ass with her teeth!
great lady, shit in bed however
ta ta
She does love it when I tickle her little asshole with my tounge.
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LMAO at 240. Classic. Man if the coach would have putme in the 4th quarter we'd been state champs. No doubt about it. I'll bet he throw a football over mountains. old Uncle Rico.
Actually I played division I football. I prefer to tell her about my high school wrestling days though.
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If you read the entire post you would have read I only attend the night club scene on a night 20 or more of my members attend and because they beg old Paw Paw to attend. I know clubs are for the folks in their early 20's, oh wait, my girlfriend is 23, lets see you nab a 23 year old when you are 48. Actually i'm sure my 23 year old girlfriend would find you un-attractive now.
I'd like to go golf a round with Dr. Phil, I do have many things to talk to him about. Like why when i'm sexxing my 23 year old girlfriend do I always picture her best friend Lisa licking her like a lollypop. SO many issues Phil could help me with.
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Is she your Gfriend or F*buddy?
Just curious.
Sandra
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I don't ever see more than one girl at a time so presently shes my girlfriend. We did begin as fuck buddies but she figured out quickly she had feelings for me and didn't want me to see anyone else and hell, I guess the feeling was mutual.
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old roster you do us a favor:
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Possibly. I may need to buy me a harley, get the leather chaps and everything.
leather chaps oh brother ::).....please don't buy a Harley, you will just be taking up my realistate.
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I can't find it but someplace I even have a picture of myself scrambling up some egg whites.
By the way I am settled down, I own a nice house, 2 vehicles, only reason I post and I just began is because I recently added on to my gym so I sort of have to be here all day now because we have a big membership drive going. Once things settle down i'll go back to my old method , i'll stop by here in the mornings at 5a.m., open up, hang around til 8 or 9 when tonya arrives(she manages the gym for me) and then i'll be off to the golf course for the day. Then i'll show up again at 4pm, any problems tonya has had during the day we will go over, then i'll train from 5pm to 6 or 630, then i'll head out to ramble around with my buddies a couple hours, then i'll head home, cook my dinner and tonya's and wait for her to arrive home.
Once again, not bragging, I earn around 250K a year ,this year looks more like 300K. So i'm not some dufus just wasting my time, althought i need to be at the gym right now, its not like I have something to do every second, i'm here more in case something comes up about the new contracts since we expanded and such. once it slows down, f**k it i'll be back to just a couple hours here and then leave it all to tonya for the day.
so laughing my ass off on this board simply passes the day.
(http://k47.pbase.com/o4/97/320097/1/55504223.CareColeman.jpg)
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I can't find it but someplace I even have a picture of myself scrambling up some egg whites.
By the way I am settled down, I own a nice house, 2 vehicles, only reason I post and I just began is because I recently added on to my gym so I sort of have to be here all day now because we have a big membership drive going. Once things settle down i'll go back to my old method , i'll stop by here in the mornings at 5a.m., open up, hang around til 8 or 9 when tonya arrives(she manages the gym for me) and then i'll be off to the golf course for the day. Then i'll show up again at 4pm, any problems tonya has had during the day we will go over, then i'll train from 5pm to 6 or 630, then i'll head out to ramble around with my buddies a couple hours, then i'll head home, cook my dinner and tonya's and wait for her to arrive home.
Once again, not bragging, I earn around 250K a year ,this year looks more like 300K. So i'm not some dufus just wasting my time, althought i need to be at the gym right now, its not like I have something to do every second, i'm here more in case something comes up about the new contracts since we expanded and such. once it slows down, f**k it i'll be back to just a couple hours here and then leave it all to tonya for the day.
so laughing my ass off on this board simply passes the day.
This last post of yours truly takes the cake. No the idiot thinks he's the only one with cash. If even that. He could be lying.
Red Rooster, you are one clown who truly needs help and in a major way. Once again your missing the point grampa, NOBODY HERE CARES. Do us a favour and spare us you arrogant bullshit.
PB
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Rooster......did you ever spend any time in Africa ? Monster neck line !
P.S. Is the a glass dildo in that chick hand ?
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why is your freinds penises bigger than yours?
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the old rooster is the funniest gimmick account The True Adonis has created so far. ;D
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the old rooster is the funniest gimmick account The True Adonis has created so far.
Old Cock's a pisser.
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old rooster i like your attitude mate-lol