Lets be honest

[Old_Rooster]

Lets be honest, i'm about the coolest 48 year old meathead any of you ever met.  I love you all.  even the dweebs that post hatred.  Remember we have to have sadsacks in the world, if not, how would we measure out the happy people.

I have the greatest life a man could have.   I dumped an alcoholic cheating wife, i now simply have a 23 year old fuck buddy named Tonya, I come and go at the gym when I want, I can walk around my house at night in only my boxers and dig my fingers into the crack of my ass to itch it without some bitch saying EWWWWW TERRY, YOU ARE SO FUCKING GROSS!


Oh its true, its damn true, life is sweet.

p.s.  Tonya also does my laundry, folds it and everything.

[Cleanest Natural]

midlife crisis 

[Old_Rooster]

midlife crisis 

Possibly.  I may need to buy me a harley, get the leather chaps and everything.

[JimmyTheFish]

Possibly.  I may need to buy me a harley, get the leather chaps and everything.

i hear medford loves the chaps look.................... ..

[nycbull]

Lets be honest, i'm about the coolest 48 year old meathead any of you ever met.  I love you all.  even the dweebs that post hatred.  Remember we have to have sadsacks in the world, if not, how would we measure out the happy people.

I have the greatest life a man could have.   I dumped an alcoholic cheating wife, i now simply have a 23 year old f**k buddy named Tonya, I come and go at the gym when I want, I can walk around my house at night in only my boxers and dig my fingers into the crack of my ass to itch it without some bitch saying EWWWWW TERRY, YOU ARE SO FUCKING GROSS!


Oh its true, its damn true, life is sweet.

p.s.  Tonya also does my laundry, folds it and everything.

dude you are a true tool. I know plenty of guys 48 and up that look outstanding and you do too. Get over it, your haven't accomplished that much.  ANd dude the term fuck buddy is usually used by gay guys and to tell you the truth my gaydar is going off the charts concerning  you.

[MisterMagoo]

i nominate rooster best board character since alexxx's schtick gold old and tired.

[The Showstoppa]

Lets be honest, i'm about the coolest 48 year old meathead any of you ever met.  I love you all.  even the dweebs that post hatred.  Remember we have to have sadsacks in the world, if not, how would we measure out the happy people.

I have the greatest life a man could have.   I dumped an alcoholic cheating wife, i now simply have a 23 year old f**k buddy named Tonya, I come and go at the gym when I want, I can walk around my house at night in only my boxers and dig my fingers into the crack of my ass to itch it without some bitch saying EWWWWW TERRY, YOU ARE SO FUCKING GROSS!


Oh its true, its damn true, life is sweet.

p.s.  Tonya also does my laundry, folds it and everything.

The fact that you somehow equate the above quoted with "life is sweet" tells us everything we need to know about you.

[MisterMagoo]

The fact that you somehow equate the above quoted with "life is sweet" tells us everything we need to know about you.

the fact that out of that entire post you singled out the part where he sticks his finger up his ass tells us everything we need to know about you.

[HICKSON]

Lets be honest, i'm about the skinnest 48 year old meathead any of you ever met. 

Lets be honest....... You have to walk around street drains so you don't fall in...

Come on..... Lets be honest...

[Playboy]

Lets be honest, i'm about the coolest 48 year old meathead any of you ever met.  I love you all.  even the dweebs that post hatred.  Remember we have to have sadsacks in the world, if not, how would we measure out the happy people.

I have the greatest life a man could have.   I dumped an alcoholic cheating wife, i now simply have a 23 year old f**k buddy named Tonya, I come and go at the gym when I want, I can walk around my house at night in only my boxers and dig my fingers into the crack of my ass to itch it without some bitch saying EWWWWW TERRY, YOU ARE SO FUCKING GROSS!


Oh its true, its damn true, life is sweet.

p.s.  Tonya also does my laundry, folds it and everything.

You're in your own little world and you need to wake up and smell the roses. 48 and still trying to proove yourself. No one here really cares buddy. And at 48 years of age, you shouldn't be hitting night clubs like you so boldly posted on the female board. Clubs are for people in their early twenties. If you haven't gotten over that scene then you're hurting bigtime and you need Dr.Phil immediately. You are very cocky and very arrogant. No offence.

PB

PB

[Old_Rooster]

dude you are a true tool. I know plenty of guys 48 and up that look outstanding and you do too. Get over it, your haven't accomplished that much.  ANd dude the term f**k buddy is usually used by gay guys and to tell you the truth my gaydar is going off the charts concerning  you.

ah, you have gaydar huh?  I don't have gaydar, I hear only gays looking for gays have gaydar.  Look, we can be friends but thats about as far as it will go, I'm straight, don't let that get you down but my cocketh will never slide between your lips.   I know I know, that just bummed you out.  Chin up, move on, things will be ok.

One more thing, if you think i'm taking anything I post seriously, wow man, get a life.

[Old_Rooster]

You're in your own little world and you need to wake up and smell the roses. 48 and still trying to proove yourself. No one here really cares buddy. And at 48 years of age, you shouldn't be hitting night clubs like you so boldly posted on the female board. Clubs are for people in their early twenties. If you haven't gotten over that scene then you're hurting bigtime and you need Dr.Phil immediately. You are very cocky and very arrogant. No offence.

PB

PB

If you read the entire post you would have read I only attend the night club scene on a night 20 or more of my members attend and because they beg old Paw Paw to attend.  I know clubs are for the folks in their early 20's, oh wait, my girlfriend is 23, lets see you nab a 23 year old when you are 48.   Actually i'm sure my 23 year old girlfriend would find you un-attractive now.

I'd like to go golf a round with Dr. Phil, I do have many things to talk to him about.  Like why when i'm sexxing my 23 year old girlfriend do I always picture her best friend Lisa licking her like a lollypop.  SO many issues Phil could help me with.

[Old_Rooster]

i nominate rooster best board character since alexxx's schtick gold old and tired.

Thats why I'm here Magoo, to show you all that life does not end at 30.  You can act 22 your entire life and still become rich like me.    I tipped the Sonic girl 55 cents the other week before I began my diet, oh the smile that came across her face warmed my heart so much.

[Old_Rooster]

the fact that out of that entire post you singled out the part where he sticks his finger up his ass tells us everything we need to know about you.

I was gonna let that part slide, it sort of scared me a bit.  Great observation magoo!

[pumpster]

Lets be honest, i'm about the coolest 48 year old meathead any of you ever met.

If you have to say it...

[Playboy]

If you read the entire post you would have read I only attend the night club scene on a night 20 or more of my members attend and because they beg old Paw Paw to attend.  I know clubs are for the folks in their early 20's, oh wait, my girlfriend is 23, lets see you nab a 23 year old when you are 48.   Actually i'm sure my 23 year old girlfriend would find you un-attractive now.

I'd like to go golf a round with Dr. Phil, I do have many things to talk to him about.  Like why when i'm sexxing my 23 year old girlfriend do I always picture her best friend Lisa licking her like a lollypop.  SO many issues Phil could help me with.

And what happens when your 23 year old girlfriend has a reality check and realizes that when she is thirty, her boyfreind will be a senor citizen? She'll get cock elsewhere and you'll be a sorry memory.

PB

[240 is Back]

Thats why I'm here Magoo, to show you all that life does not end at 30.  You can act 22 your entire life and still become rich like me.    I tipped the Sonic girl 55 cents the other week before I began my diet, oh the smile that came across her face warmed my heart so much.

No.

You're here because of some other shortcoming in your life and you're attempting to use your plastic bodybuilding trohpies to gain the respect you don't get from your boss, your wife, your family or your friends.

A truly secure guy wouldn't start 15 threads in two days about how great he is.  

Perhaps the high you get from battling with kids 1/3 your age about how great it is you were able to abuse insulin at such an advanced age will make you feel better.  I know the rest of us are looking at you and thanking God we're not a washed up 48 year old douch trying to convince strangers how great he is.

[Lift Studios]

Howie kicks old rooster's ass. 

[the shadow]

Thats why I'm here Magoo, to show you all that life does not end at 30.  You can act 22 your entire life and still become rich like me.    I tipped the Sonic girl 55 cents the other week before I began my diet, oh the smile that came across her face warmed my heart so much.

my life has ended at 19yrs... ..no fuckin girls anywhere..i think so this girless drought will last for ever

[240 is Back]

I'd like to go golf a round with Dr. Phil, I do have many things to talk to him about.  Like why when i'm sexxing my 23 year old girlfriend do I always picture her best friend Lisa licking her like a lollypop. 

God, you are incredibly socially retarded.

"sexxing"?

Jeez, you must have a half inch cock, an exwife who fucked around for 15 years, kids who won't admit you're alive, co-workers who snicker at you, and a trashy 23-year old friend you drive around who give you the pity handjob from time to time when she needs an oxycotin fix and your retirement savings will come in handy.

[Board_SHERIF]

And what happens when your 23 year old girlfriend has a reality check and realizes that when she is thirty, her boyfreind will be a senor citizen? She'll get cock elsewhere and you'll be a sorry memory.

PB

Yeh  ! I am sure she will want to skip his diaper phase....then he will be a lonley old rooster has been with NO ONE !!!
Epic self owning by 48 year old drug user...

[JimmyTheFish]

No.

You're here because of some other shortcoming in your life and you're attempting to use your plastic bodybuilding trohpies to gain the respect you don't get from your boss, your wife, your family or your friends.

A truly secure guy wouldn't start 15 threads in two days about how great he is.  

Perhaps the high you get from battling with kids 1/3 your age about how great it is you were able to abuse insulin at such an advanced age will make you feel better.  I know the rest of us are looking at you and thanking God we're not a washed up 48 year old douch trying to convince strangers how great he is.

240 - AKA DR. PHIL  

[the shadow]

God, you are incredibly socially retarded.

"sexxing"?

Jeez, you must have a half inch cock, an exwife who fucked around for 15 years, kids who won't admit you're alive, co-workers who snicker at you, and a trashy 23-year old friend you drive around who give you the pity handjob from time to time when she needs an oxycotin fix and your retirement savings will come in handy.

old rooster=owned..hahahaha

[Board_SHERIF]

Rooster is the type of loser that walks around the gym with his "Hard Core" face on.....

[240 is Back]

Rooster is the type of loser that walks around the gym with his "Hard Core" face on.....

He takes the water fountain seriously.  He puffs up his chest around 5th graders.  His woman has heard his high school football stories 14,000 times.