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i'm in training shoulders and triceps and this HUGE 5'9" 280lb. dude with a 55 inch waist, 16 inch arms, shaved head, powerlifting belt and USA Rugby t shirt walks in and proceeds to belly bounce press 275 for 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm doing close grips near him and i say, "my God!!!!! 275 for 3 bounce reps, what do you max out at? he says 290 and i say, "you are a freak of nature sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", hahahahaha, let's hear some of yours.
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sure you did fatcasm ::) ::)
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hahahaha, it was hilarious, you should have seen it.
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hahahaha, it was hilarious, you should have seen it.
you DO realize your sad, right? ???
If you respond to this, then you prove you really are making less than $40,000 a yr for a 34 yr old.
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Quite an accomplishment ..
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you DO realize your sad, right? ???
If you respond to this, then you prove you really are making less than $40,000 a yr for a 34 yr old.
40 thousand is the new 4.3 million.
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i'm in training shoulders and triceps and this HUGE 5'9" 280lb. dude with a 55 inch waist, 16 inch arms, shaved head, powerlifting belt and USA Rugby t shirt walks in and proceeds to belly bounce press 275 for 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm doing close grips near him and i say, "my God!!!!! 275 for 3 bounce reps, what do you max out at? he says 290 and i say, "you are a freak of nature sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", hahahahaha, let's hear some of yours.
hahahaha monster owning. That'll teach the little tiny tit for bouncing the weight.
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I went to the gym this morning to do some cardio. I saw a guy I know from the neighborhood who was getting there the same time I was. He asked what I was 'hittin' today I just told him a little cardio he tells me...
"...yea, Block...I'm gonna do some chest man...all that turkey I ate last night I'm gonna turn it all into MUSCLE "
After he was finished he weighed himself and goes...'DOOD...I gained like...5 lbs!"
I proceeded to tell him all those calories from all that food he ate last night...synthesized ALL into pure muscle tissue from his workout. He goes...'Yea, I know...I heard turkey is real good for building muscle cuz of that chemical in it...I guess its some kind of amino acid plus they inject steroids in turkeys to make em big so I may as well get something out of it...cool..."
I said..."Yup...thats probably why you gained 5lbs from the workout!" He tells me..."Yea...I'm going to go out and get all fked up tonite...hopefully I dont get roid rage on someone and tear their head off and shit..."
I told him..."I hope not...with all the roids they pump in turkeys...you can go crazy at the drop of a hat" He goes..."Yea, I know...have some bail money ready for me, Block..hahahahahahahaha. ..later BRO!"
I just smiled...
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I went to the gym this morning to do some cardio. I saw a guy I know from the neighborhood who was getting there the same time I was. He asked what I was 'hittin' today I just told him a little cardio he tells me...
"...yea, Block...I'm gonna do some chest man...all that turkey I ate last night I'm gonna turn it all into MUSCLE "
After he was finished he weighed himself and goes...'DOOD...I gained like...5 lbs!"
I proceeded to tell him all those calories from all that food he ate last night...synthesized ALL into pure muscle tissue from his workout. He goes...'Yea, I know...I heard turkey is real good for building muscle cuz of that chemical in it...I guess its some kind of amino acid plus they inject steroids in turkeys to make em big so I may as well get something out of it...cool..."
I said..."Yup...thats probably why you gained 5lbs from the workout!" He tells me..."Yea...I'm going to go out and get all fked up tonite...hopefully I dont get roid rage on someone and tear their head off and shit..."
I told him..."I hope not...with all the roids they pump in turkeys...you can go crazy at the drop of a hat" He goes..."Yea, I know...have some bail money ready for me, Block..hahahahahahahaha. ..later BRO!"
I just smiled...
hahahahaha.
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i'm in training shoulders and triceps and this HUGE 5'9" 280lb. dude with a 55 inch waist, 16 inch arms, shaved head, powerlifting belt and USA Rugby t shirt walks in and proceeds to belly bounce press 275 for 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm doing close grips near him and i say, "my God!!!!! 275 for 3 bounce reps, what do you max out at? he says 290 and i say, "you are a freak of nature sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", hahahahaha, let's hear some of yours.
did you spend Thanksgiving with your mom or dad this year? I hope at least that their divorce did not spoil your holidays.
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i'm in training shoulders and triceps and this HUGE 5'9" 280lb. dude with a 55 inch waist, 16 inch arms, shaved head, powerlifting belt and USA Rugby t shirt walks in and proceeds to belly bounce press 275 for 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm doing close grips near him and i say, "my God!!!!! 275 for 3 bounce reps, what do you max out at? he says 290 and i say, "you are a freak of nature sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", hahahahaha, let's hear some of yours.
next time be more constructive....ask him what are his goals and perhaps offer him some advice on getting there.
90% of the people in the gym have no clue as to what they are doing. People like you that claim to know something should be more supportive.
case in point: most guys go too heavy on the tricep press downs and work every muscle except triceps. When explained properly they usually change to the correct method * usually musch less weight*
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next time be more constructive....ask him what are his goals and perhaps offer him some advice on getting there.
90% of the people in the gym have no clue as to what they are doing. People like you that claim to know something should be more supportive.
case in point: most guys go too heavy on the tricep press downs and work every muscle except triceps. When explained properly they usually change to the correct method * usually musch less weight*
nah, no thanks, i think i'll just keep on making fun of them and laughing, it's a lot more fun.
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I owned the weights today. I bounce pressed 275 for a PR of 3 reps.
One of the newbies in the gym even complimented my on my strength.
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nah, no thanks, i think i'll just keep on making fun of them and laughing, it's a lot more fun.
Hahahahaha! LONG LIVE GETBIG!
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I owned the weights today. I bounce pressed 275 for a PR of 3 reps.
One of the newbies in the gym even complimented my on my strength.
If you bump into him again ...Take video of you beating him to death with a 45!!
Then post it for all to enjoy!!!!
Thank you ..in advance!
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next time be more constructive....ask him what are his goals and perhaps offer him some advice on getting there.
Hi Playtex
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I went to the gym this morning to do some cardio. I saw a guy I know from the neighborhood who was getting there the same time I was. He asked what I was 'hittin' today I just told him a little cardio he tells me...
"...yea, Block...I'm gonna do some chest man...all that turkey I ate last night I'm gonna turn it all into MUSCLE "
After he was finished he weighed himself and goes...'DOOD...I gained like...5 lbs!"
I proceeded to tell him all those calories from all that food he ate last night...synthesized ALL into pure muscle tissue from his workout. He goes...'Yea, I know...I heard turkey is real good for building muscle cuz of that chemical in it...I guess its some kind of amino acid plus they inject steroids in turkeys to make em big so I may as well get something out of it...cool..."
I said..."Yup...thats probably why you gained 5lbs from the workout!" He tells me..."Yea...I'm going to go out and get all fked up tonite...hopefully I dont get roid rage on someone and tear their head off and shit..."
I told him..."I hope not...with all the roids they pump in turkeys...you can go crazy at the drop of a hat" He goes..."Yea, I know...have some bail money ready for me, Block..hahahahahahahaha. ..later BRO!"
I just smiled...
if this is true Im sure it was said in jest
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No...I know this guy and I think it is safe to say he probably did believe he put on 5lbs of pure muscle and now he is 'roided up' because of some turkey he ate.
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I went to the gym this morning to do some cardio. I saw a guy I know from the neighborhood who was getting there the same time I was. He asked what I was 'hittin' today I just told him a little cardio he tells me...
"...yea, Block...I'm gonna do some chest man...all that turkey I ate last night I'm gonna turn it all into MUSCLE "
After he was finished he weighed himself and goes...'DOOD...I gained like...5 lbs!"
I proceeded to tell him all those calories from all that food he ate last night...synthesized ALL into pure muscle tissue from his workout. He goes...'Yea, I know...I heard turkey is real good for building muscle cuz of that chemical in it...I guess its some kind of amino acid plus they inject steroids in turkeys to make em big so I may as well get something out of it...cool..."
I said..."Yup...thats probably why you gained 5lbs from the workout!" He tells me..."Yea...I'm going to go out and get all fked up tonite...hopefully I dont get roid rage on someone and tear their head off and shit..."
I told him..."I hope not...with all the roids they pump in turkeys...you can go crazy at the drop of a hat" He goes..."Yea, I know...have some bail money ready for me, Block..hahahahahahahaha. ..later BRO!"
I just smiled...
Hahaha......Turkey is the new D-bol....let's celebrate Thanksgiving every day!!
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A nice looking girl got on the elevator today when I was leaving the gym. I said "Going down"? and she slapped me!
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A nice looking girl got on the elevator today when I was leaving the gym. I said "Going down"? and she slapped me!
What are you doing using an elevator? A true 'iron warrior' would have taken the stairs.
J/K.
I heard that joke before...I think Rodney Dangerfield used that one.
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did you spend Thanksgiving with your mom or dad this year? I hope at least that their divorce did not spoil your holidays.
Hahahaha no one pays attention to you anymore. You are getbigs biggest pussy and a joke.
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Hahahaha no one pays attention to you anymore. You are getbigs biggest pussy and a joke.
not sure about, there are a few in contention for that title
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i'm in training shoulders and triceps and this HUGE 5'9" 280lb. dude with a 55 inch waist, 16 inch arms, shaved head, powerlifting belt and USA Rugby t shirt walks in and proceeds to belly bounce press 275 for 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm doing close grips near him and i say, "my God!!!!! 275 for 3 bounce reps, what do you max out at? he says 290 and i say, "you are a freak of nature sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", hahahahaha, let's hear some of yours.
*Yawn* :-\
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Ohh, Squadfather, you are my hero - it must be so cool to be you and live your life owning everyone who dares come into your gym. I'm so fucking jealous. ::)
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What is with this sarcasm fellow
If the board information is correct he is 14 years of age
I wonder if he had his pepe "puffed" when he was a young chap
I assume it was done by one of his fathers
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I owned the weights today. I bounce pressed 275 for a PR of 3 reps.
One of the newbies in the gym even complimented my on my strength.
Any insights into training or diet you can give us? I can't even imagine someone unracking that let alone pwning it like you did! :o
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i'm in training shoulders and triceps and this HUGE 5'9" 280lb. dude with a 55 inch waist, 16 inch arms, shaved head, powerlifting belt and USA Rugby t shirt walks in and proceeds to belly bounce press 275 for 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm doing close grips near him and i say, "my God!!!!! 275 for 3 bounce reps, what do you max out at? he says 290 and i say, "you are a freak of nature sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", hahahahaha, let's hear some of yours.
you're the kind of guy you really like or really hate aren't ya?
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hahahaha, ok "student". ::)
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What is with this sarcasm fellow
If the board information is correct he is 14 years of age
I wonder if he had his pepe "puffed" when he was a young chap
I assume it was done by one of his fathers
timmytoughnutts! hahaha, whata cum guzzler!
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timmytoughnutts! hahaha, whata cum guzzler!
he is quite the little faggggot is he not?
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he is quite the little faggggot is he not?
Did you see what timmytoughnuts mom did to bast cock? Shes a crackwhore that people use as a plastic fuckdoll for $5 a romp! She went nuts and chewed up poor basts cock!
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Did you see what timmytoughnuts mom did to bast cock? Shes a crackwhore that people use as a plastic fuckdoll for $5 a romp! She went nuts and chewed up poor basts cock!
well they don't call her "Hoover" for nothing.
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hahahaha, ok "student". ::)
relax big guy
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*Yawn* :-\
Did sarcasm spot you on your monster bench press set?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Did sarcasm spot you on your monster bench press set?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
haha, nah thats not me mate!
your the super power presser arent you brianx? arent you a big fat load?
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he is quite the little faggggot is he not?
excuse me Adams friend
If I wanted your feeble opinion
I would slap it out of you
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Did you see what timmytoughnuts mom did to bast cock? Shes a crackwhore that people use as a plastic fuckdoll for $5 a romp! She went nuts and chewed up poor basts cock!
So sad fat boy
Sucking up to the man who insulted you so badly
You will never be a part of the squad
You see they would be embarressed to admit they know you
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So sad fat boy
Sucking up to the man who insulted you so badly
You will never be a part of the squad
You see they would be embarressed to admit they know you
Why cant you accept I am far superior than you physique wise, strength wise, and in life in general?
You are a nobody!
Also, keep calling fat, haha what are we in preschool? If you think fat, your blind tiny tit.
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I am not calling you fat
I am observing your fatness from afar
many people have called you fat
look at the thread that was started
James be honest
it can only help
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Still stalking me ?
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No sir
but apparently you are
judging by the pm you sent me
post some qoutes from the thread of you being fried by the squad
have you no balls James?
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No sir
but apparently you are
judging by the pm you sent me
post some qoutes from the thread of you being fried by the squad
have you no balls James?
Ok True Adonis..haha get a life.
Hide behind your screen name.
gutless.
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James you are sadly mistaken
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James you are sadly mistaken
Not as sad and pathetic as you.
No guts to post a pic eh?
Gutless.
Hide behind the screename, twirp.
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James i do not think this is good for your blood pressure
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next time be more constructive....ask him what are his goals and perhaps offer him some advice on getting there.
90% of the people in the gym have no clue as to what they are doing. People like you that claim to know something should be more supportive.
Very true.
I'll help anyone out at the gym. Just ask.
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i'm in training shoulders and triceps and this HUGE 5'9" 280lb. dude with a 55 inch waist, 16 inch arms, shaved head, powerlifting belt and USA Rugby t shirt walks in and proceeds to belly bounce press 275 for 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm doing close grips near him and i say, "my God!!!!! 275 for 3 bounce reps, what do you max out at? he says 290 and i say, "you are a freak of nature sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", hahahahaha, let's hear some of yours.
mine was funny some punk kid was doing close grip bench and some fat bastard was benching,so i walked by and laid a nasty turkey fart right by there heads.
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I went to the gym this morning to do some cardio. I saw a guy I know from the neighborhood who was getting there the same time I was. He asked what I was 'hittin' today I just told him a little cardio he tells me...
"...yea, Block...I'm gonna do some chest man...all that turkey I ate last night I'm gonna turn it all into MUSCLE "
After he was finished he weighed himself and goes...'DOOD...I gained like...5 lbs!"
I proceeded to tell him all those calories from all that food he ate last night...synthesized ALL into pure muscle tissue from his workout. He goes...'Yea, I know...I heard turkey is real good for building muscle cuz of that chemical in it...I guess its some kind of amino acid plus they inject steroids in turkeys to make em big so I may as well get something out of it...cool..."
I said..."Yup...thats probably why you gained 5lbs from the workout!" He tells me..."Yea...I'm going to go out and get all fked up tonite...hopefully I dont get roid rage on someone and tear their head off and shit..."
I told him..."I hope not...with all the roids they pump in turkeys...you can go crazy at the drop of a hat" He goes..."Yea, I know...have some bail money ready for me, Block..hahahahahahahaha. ..later BRO!"
I just smiled...
You sure do know some interesting people block. ;)
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mine was funny some punk kid was doing close grip bench and some fat bastard was benching,so i walked by and laid a nasty turkey fart right by there heads.
translation=you're exactly like the fat, weak, pathetic sack of donkey shit that i described.
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translation=you're exactly like the fat, weak, pathetic sack of donkey shit that i described.
Do not forget: Dan18 is UGLY
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translation=you're exactly like the fat, weak, pathetic sack of donkey shit that i described.
yea weres youre pic big man .....
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brutal 15 inch arms and sweaty mullett.
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brutal 15 inch arms and sweaty mullett.
18 1/2 inches and yes i needed a hair cut my hair cutter was out sick for a week i will not go to anyone else.....
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brutal 15 inch arms and sweaty mullett.
behave...their's nothing wrong with dan's pic.
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18 1/2 inches and yes i needed a hair cut my hair cutter was out sick for a week i will not go to anyone else.....
translation......i will not trust anyone else around my giant 5 head ;D
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translation......i will not trust anyone else around my giant 5 head ;D
both of my giant heads ;D
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both of my giant heads ;D
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v725/blflammia/Gifs/roflmao.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v725/blflammia/Gifs/talktothehand.gif)
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v725/blflammia/Gifs/roflmao.gif) (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v725/blflammia/Gifs/talktothehand.gif)
did that get youre attention my dear ;D
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did that get youre attention my dear ;D
It did get me laughing. ;D
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It did get me laughing. ;D
laughter is one step away from a good orgasm 8)
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Ok, here's my owning. So, I was at Planet Fitness and this 12 year old girl comes in, couldn't have weighed more than 60 lbs. And, she's all, like, struttin around like she's huge or somethin. Massive imaginary lat syndrome. So, I go up to her and say, "What's your problem bitch?! You think you're some kind of big shot?" She kicked me in the nuts and I cried for, like, an hour. I mean, what kind of girl only has the power to kick a guy in the nuts and make him cry for an hour? Geez.
Then, this other time this invalid gets wheeled in on a hospital bed- IV and everything. I noticed he had bigger arms than me and I began to wonder what they were pumping into his bloodstream. "Juicer" I wispered under my breath as I walked past him and then ran for the door. With all those steroids in his system, there was no telling when he was going to be able to walk again and I wasn't going to wait around and get my ass kicked!
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did you hit the lunk alarm?
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did you hit the lunk alarm?
:D
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i'm in training shoulders and triceps and this HUGE 5'9" 280lb. dude with a 55 inch waist, 16 inch arms, shaved head, powerlifting belt and USA Rugby t shirt walks in and proceeds to belly bounce press 275 for 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm doing close grips near him and i say, "my God!!!!! 275 for 3 bounce reps, what do you max out at? he says 290 and i say, "you are a freak of nature sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!", hahahahaha, let's hear some of yours.
I once made fun of people on the internets.
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i was watching the new james bond movie last night with my "girlfriend" when these little spictors kept making their phones go off. i got up and said "hey dickhead!" in the middle of the theater. their gang of 5, with their little paco jeans and bald heads with tails hanging off at the head turned their phones off. they got up a minute later and said "man i got this shit bootlegged at home anyways" and walked out.
for a second i realized they were gonna jump me in the parking lot, all 5 at once because mexicans are pussies like that. then they'd probably rape my girlfriend and share a corona.
they weren't out there. but just in case, i double stepped to my car.
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i was watching the new james bond movie last night with my "girlfriend" when these little spictors kept making their phones go off. i got up and said "hey dickhead!" in the middle of the theater. their gang of 5, with their little paco jeans and bald heads with tails hanging off at the head turned their phones off. they got up a minute later and said "man i got this shit bootlegged at home anyways" and walked out.
for a second i realized they were gonna jump me in the parking lot, all 5 at once because mexicans are pussies like that. then they'd probably rape my girlfriend and share a corona.
they weren't out there. but just in case, i double stepped to my car.
you could of use UK gold in your corner........wait they werent girls right?
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you could of use UK gold in your corner........wait they werent girls right?
no, thank god. just mexican.
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no, thank god. just mexican.
mexican guys all think they're boxers ::)
hey "bro" if you need me to bodygaurd for you, I'm very cheap!
I work for food!
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laughter is one step away from a good orgasm 8)
swing and a miss
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Ok, here's my owning. So, I was at Planet Fitness and this 12 year old girl comes in, couldn't have weighed more than 60 lbs. And, she's all, like, struttin around like she's huge or somethin. Massive imaginary lat syndrome. So, I go up to her and say, "What's your problem bitch?! You think you're some kind of big shot?" She kicked me in the nuts and I cried for, like, an hour. I mean, what kind of girl only has the power to kick a guy in the nuts and make him cry for an hour? Geez.
Then, this other time this invalid gets wheeled in on a hospital bed- IV and everything. I noticed he had bigger arms than me and I began to wonder what they were pumping into his bloodstream. "Juicer" I wispered under my breath as I walked past him and then ran for the door. With all those steroids in his system, there was no telling when he was going to be able to walk again and I wasn't going to wait around and get my ass kicked!
lol so hard i cried
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brutal 15 inch arms and sweaty mullett.
OWNED by "old cock": :-\
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mexican guys all think they're boxers ::)
hey "bro" if you need me to bodygaurd for you, I'm very cheap!
I work for food!
mexicans are good boxers, but boxing has weight classes. flyweights shouldn't swing on heavy weights.
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I was in the gym Friday blasting my back when this 140lb kid starts doing db rows with the 45s! I picked up the 130s shot 12 quick reps and did a lat spread in his face blocking out the sun! I said you can only dream of having a back like this shit head now fuck off! Then i went back to training, or as i like to call it WAR!
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I was in the gym Friday blasting my back when this 140lb kid starts doing db rows with the 45s! I picked up the 130s shot 12 quick reps and did a lat spread in his face blocking out the sun! I said you can only dream of having a back like this shit head now f**k off! Then i went back to training, or as i like to call it WAR!
Sure you said that... ::)