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Title: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 04:30:15 AM
So I'm getting a little older, just turned 34, my low back gives me alot of problems and I'm starting to get worried that I'm just getting old.  My wife told me last week that my god daughter was having a birthday party at a gymnastics facility and we were invited.  We show up and I'm the only adult who changed, I did it to play with my kids cause they're a little younger than all the other kids there.  Man the stuff I was able to do blew my mind.  I was walking on my hands which I haven't done in about 12 years, doing hand stands, flips I got on the parrellel bars and almost did a handstand holding the bars, almost not all the way, I jumped up and grabbed the rings, I tried to do a crucifix but didn't even come close and at the end my wrists were a little sore but my back felt great.  I'm gonna start going to open gym a few times a month and see what I can do, it was awsome and I'm sure my weight training helped out alot.

anybody else supplement thier workouts with this type of stuff to stay limber?
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on November 27, 2006, 04:42:02 AM
dude, how much do you bench and dead lift?

any other information keep to yourself...and for the record 34 is not old.  You are in your prime!!!!!
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: JasonH on November 27, 2006, 04:45:49 AM
Cue Squadfather/Sarcasm and Superstarbillygay with their hate-filled comments to try and hijack the thread.

Dude they will try and tell you you can't walk on your hands and they will demand photographic evidence so they can masturbate to their hearts content.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: rccs on November 27, 2006, 04:53:46 AM
 
Cue Squadfather/Sarcasm and Superstarbillygay with their hate-filled comments to try and hijack the thread.

Dude they will try and tell you you can't walk on your hands and they will demand photographic evidence so they can masturbate to their hearts content.
;D ;D
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 05:01:34 AM
dude, how much do you bench and dead lift?

any other information keep to yourself...and for the record 34 is not old.  You are in your prime!!!!!

bench...I did 330 for 2 or 3 reps a few years ago, I was doing them at my cousins house and his weights only went up to 330, benching was all I did for about 8 weeks just to see how far I could go.  Right now, I don't know, probably alot less cause I havent done them in forever, seems like my left bi hurts when I bench for some reason.

deads, I'll have to get back to you, I'm just strarting doing them for the first time in awhile.

I was saying I was old cause everyone I know who was there would never even think of doing anything like that...
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Army of One on November 27, 2006, 05:04:37 AM
330 for 3 what a beast!!!!Do you use the Swiss Ball for your functional strength and supplement that with Pilates to stay "limber"? Oh Brother gayer than WASSSSSSSSSSSSUP
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on November 27, 2006, 05:08:09 AM
330 for 3 what a beast!!!!Do you use the Swiss Ball for your functional strength and supplement that with Pilates to stay "limber"? Oh Brother gayer than WASSSSSSSSSSSSUP

assuming that he is more less around 200lbs that is a decent number
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 05:10:28 AM
330 for 3 what a beast!!!!Do you use the Swiss Ball for your functional strength and supplement that with Pilates to stay "limber"? Oh Brother gayer than WASSSSSSSSSSSSUP

I coulda did more, we ran out of weights, I'm not a power lifter, never claimed to be.  No swiss ball or pilates either, your post serves no purpose, go back re-read some of the squads posts and come back with something with a little more substance next time.


assuming that he is more less around 200lbs that is a decent number

I weighed about 190ish and that's all I did for a few weeks, once a week we'd bench just ot see how high we could go, only time i ever did that in my life.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: MikeThaMachine on November 27, 2006, 05:10:32 AM
assuming that he is more less around 200lbs that is a decent number

Indeed, anyone who is less then 215 and above 5'9"-5'10" that does over 300lbs is in pretty good shape in my book.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 05:12:38 AM
Indeed, anyone who is less then 215 and above 5'9"-5'10" that does over 300lbs is in pretty good shape in my book.

I'm 5'7ish...
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: MikeThaMachine on November 27, 2006, 05:13:09 AM
I weighed about 190ish and that's all I did for a few weeks, once a week we'd bench just ot see how high we could go, only time i ever did that in my life.

I bet with the help of science you could have worked your way up to 400lbs. It's tooooooo eazzy!!!
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 05:20:18 AM
I bet with the help of science you could have worked your way up to 400lbs. It's tooooooo eazzy!!!

I would concur my friend, the way that I approached it was all based around scientific information that I had gathered, there was no backward momentum, only forward progress, science would have it no other way.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Army of One on November 27, 2006, 05:23:30 AM
I coulda did more, we ran out of weights, I'm not a power lifter, never claimed to be.  No swiss ball or pilates either, your post serves no purpose, go back re-read some of the squads posts and come back with something with a little more substance next time.


I weighed about 190ish and that's all I did for a few weeks, once a week we'd bench just ot see how high we could go, only time i ever did that in my life.

HAHAHA Brutal Denial.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 05:27:53 AM
HAHAHA Brutal Denial.

brutal 3rd string squad wanna be. 
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on November 27, 2006, 05:29:13 AM
I bet with the help of science you could have worked your way up to 400lbs. It's tooooooo eazzy!!!

if he is not going on stage or getting paid for it doesn't make sense....

lol, at needing to do a cycle just to cross the street.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Tombo on November 27, 2006, 05:30:47 AM
HAHAHA Brutal Denial.

oi yeah hes right you wannabe, shut up!
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 05:33:22 AM
if he is not going on stage or getting paid for it doesn't make sense....

lol, at needing to do a cycle just to cross the street.


it's an inside joke, remember the thread about adonis having to verify his lifts?  About that time I did a thread where I challenged everyone ot challenge me to verify any lift they claimed that I could do and I'd answer with "I'll post a video of myself thinking of deadlifting 225 for 128 reps and I'll use science to do it!!!!"  it's an ongoing joke....with Mike and me...
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Army of One on November 27, 2006, 05:39:39 AM
HAHA so some Tinytit comes in moaning that he is getting old so to prove his manhood he put on a Lycra Leotard and "played" with a load of Kids and brags of being able to do handstands  ::) Do you have this guys poster on your wall?And I would get your estrogen levels checked.

(http://www.shareguide.com/images/LaLanne2.jpg)
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: kiwiol on November 27, 2006, 05:43:37 AM
brutal 3rd string squad wanna be. 

db2431 has PMed several SQUAD members, including me, begging us to let him join the SQUAD. But we turned him down cause he's just a little bitch who tries a little tooooooooo hard to impress us. Sorry db - you're just an insignificant skidmark who'll never be good enough to join the SQUAD, no matter how much you beg us.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 05:45:43 AM
HAHA so some Tinytit comes in moaning that he is getting old so to prove his manhood he put on a Lycra Leotard and "played" with a load of Kids and brags of being able to do handstands  ::) Do you have this guys poster on your wall?

(http://www.shareguide.com/images/LaLanne2.jpg)

it was just supposed to be for fun.  You've proven that you're pretty much 3rd rate squad trash recycling thier old bits but it just doesn't work for you.  Go over to the members portion of the board look up "sarcasm" or "mars" or even "berserk fury" and then come back with something original cause it just doesn't work.  You've proven that all your really capable of is riding other dudes coat tails, problem is when you say the stuff you sound like a moron, they kinda sound funny sometimes.  You just kinda suck, you've got over 900 posts and nobody knows who the fuck you are...why do you think that is?  Cause you contribute nothing, you just recycle other people's trash.

Now go fuck yourself...oh, yeah, that wasn't a meltdown, just the truth, you totally suck at this "squad" stuff and they should be ashamed that your trying to shoe horn yourself into thiere group.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 05:47:03 AM
db2431 has PMed several SQUAD members, including me, begging us to let him join the SQUAD. But we turned him down cause he's just a little bitch who tries a little tooooooooo hard to impress us. Sorry db - you're just an insignificant skidmark who'll never be good enough to join the SQUAD, no matter how much you beg us.

ahhh.  the proof is in the pudding.  When a guy like kiwiol who I've never had an issue with says you suck, you suck, even  he says you don't belong, that's pathetic.  do yourself a favor db...just go the fuck away.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Army of One on November 27, 2006, 05:47:43 AM
it was just supposed to be for fun.  You've proven that you're pretty much 3rd rate squad trash recycling thier old bits but it just doesn't work for you.  Go over to the members portion of the board look up "sarcasm" or "mars" or even "berserk fury" and then come back with something original cause it just doesn't work.  You've proven that all your really capable of is riding other dudes coat tails, problem is when you say the stuff you sound like a moron, they kinda sound funny sometimes.  You just kinda suck, you've got over 900 posts and nobody knows who the f**k you are...why do you think that is?  Cause you contribute nothing, you just recycle other people's trash.

Now go f**k yourself...oh, yeah, that wasn't a meltdown, just the truth, you totally suck at this "squad" stuff and they should be ashamed that your trying to shoe horn yourself into thiere group.

EPIC MELTDOWN.I snapped a shot of "natural al" " getting ready to "play" with the kids.

Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: kiwiol on November 27, 2006, 05:50:25 AM
ahhh.  the proof is in the pudding.  When a guy like kiwiol who I've never had an issue with says you suck, you suck, even  he says you don't belong, that's pathetic.  do yourself a favor db...just go the f**k away.

db is just a regular's gimmick account that was obviously created solely to try and mimic the SQUAD and maybe even join it. He's started several threads in my board (the V) about the SQUAD, thinking we'd ask him to join us if he tried hard enough. Too bad for him we recognised that he's on par with the likes of Tomr and Shadow when it comes to making lame posts.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: MikeThaMachine on November 27, 2006, 05:52:12 AM
it's an inside joke, remember the thread about adonis having to verify his lifts?  About that time I did a thread where I challenged everyone ot challenge me to verify any lift they claimed that I could do and I'd answer with "I'll post a video of myself thinking of deadlifting 225 for 128 reps and I'll use science to do it!!!!"  it's an ongoing joke....with Mike and me...

Yes with those same principles I used the getbig search engine just did my own research and found the thread of which you speak of, I then used my cursor moving device to cut and paste extraordinary memory to write out the link for the page. Now I will make a video to verify that I thought about making a video to verify all of this and post it on youtube, but if the video sucks or is blurry blame me the guy behind my gyms desk cause he doesn't know how to work a camera. NASA can confirm this though if you don't believe me as I work for them and sold them the rights to my nucleus mutating graviton suit which gives me other worldly strength at a bodyfat % of less then 0.0 which is the Greek ideal, can we say reincarnation. It's tooooo eazzy!!!!!!

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=103327.0 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=103327.0)
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 05:52:58 AM
db is just a regular's gimmick account that was obviously created solely to try and mimic the SQUAD and maybe even join it. He's started several threads in my board (the V) about the SQUAD, thinking we'd ask him to join us if he tried hard enough. Too bad for him we recognised that he's on par with the likes of Tomr and Shadow when it comes to making lame posts.

good for you guys, I don't always agree with what the squad does or what they stand for but most of them are pretty funny when the chips are down, once you start letting trash like this guy in then it just ruins the name and brings everything about the squad down.  keep up the good work with screening potential members and throwing the trash-db-to the curb.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Army of One on November 27, 2006, 05:54:48 AM
good for you guys, I don't always agree with what the squad does or what they stand for but most of them are pretty funny when the chips are down, once you start letting trash like this guy in then it just ruins the name and brings everything about the squad down.  keep up the good work with screening potential members and throwing the trash-db-to the curb.

Are you a grown man?
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 05:55:12 AM
EPIC MELTDOWN.I snapped a shot of "natural al" " getting ready to "play" with the kids.



your the one with those pics saved on your harddrive, your the one who a respected member of the squad says sucks.hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhahaha...a-hahhahahahahahahahhahahahah...you've been owned so bad in this thread it's pathetic, can't you see you just don't belong, nice life wanna be loser hahahahahahahahahah.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: kiwiol on November 27, 2006, 05:56:08 AM
good for you guys, I don't always agree with what the squad does or what they stand for but most of them are pretty funny when the chips are down, once you start letting trash like this guy in then it just ruins the name and brings everything about the squad down.  keep up the good work with screening potential members and throwing the trash-db-to the curb.

Hahahahahaha the day a worthless piece of shit like db2431 joins the SQUAD will be the day I leave it. All the moron does is make posts that are extremely lame and watered-down versions of ours. db2431 is just a waste of bandwidth hahahahahaha.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Army of One on November 27, 2006, 05:58:12 AM
WOW 2 Meltdowns in a row, this is too easy.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: MikeThaMachine on November 27, 2006, 05:59:26 AM
WOW 2 Meltdowns in a row, this is too easy.

False calling of meltdowns is very sinful, you will surely go to hell.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 06:00:02 AM
Are you a grown man?

you've already been written off by the squad, I'm not even gonna acknowledge you anymore, what a loser, go beg to be in an internet gang and then cry when you get rejected ::) ::) ::) ::) ::).  Nice life ya got there sheep boy, go lick squad ass for a few more months and maybe they'll acknowldge your  existance, you're a fraud and a loser in the first degree a toadie to the extreme a lapdog to the end. ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)



Hahahahahaha the day a worthless piece of shit like db2431 joins the SQUAD will be the day I leave it. All the moron does is make posts that are extremely lame and watered-down versions of ours. db2431 is just a waste of bandwidth hahahahahaha.

hahahahhahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahhahahahahaha hahahh..priceless, db you're only second rate squad trash, now go re-read all of sarcasms posts and try again, you second rate fucking loser..hahahahahahahahah aahhhhahahahahahah


WOW 2 Meltdowns in a row, this is too easy.

Hahahahahaha the day a worthless piece of shit like db2431 joins the SQUAD will be the day I leave it. All the moron does is make posts that are extremely lame and watered-down versions of ours. db2431 is just a waste of bandwidth hahahahahaha.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahah

False calling of meltdowns is very sinful, you will surely go to hell.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Army of One on November 27, 2006, 06:05:53 AM
HAHAHA Oh brother So an over the hill douchebag who has seen more pillows than a chamber maid comes online and brags about feeling up small children while doing star jumps, Nothing more needs to be said.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Your MAAAAaaaa on November 27, 2006, 06:07:28 AM
Are you a grown man?

DirtyBummer2431 are you a grown man?

Using other people ideas as you own, your insignificance in real life has made you a keyboard warrior becuase you will not get swatted like you do normally.

Your anger is directed at board members, you visualise they are your real enemies (all the 15year old who bully you) and attack them. Your attacks are lame and not remotely interesting or funny.

Do everyone a favour and stop sucking squad cock and go back to your "Daddy"

ta ta nerd
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 06:13:39 AM
DirtyBummer2431 are you a grown man?

Using other people ideas as you own, your insignificance in real life has made you a keyboard warrior becuase you will not get swatted like you do normally.

Your anger is directed at board members, you visualise they are your real enemies (all the 15year old who bully you) and attack them. Your attacks are lame and not remotely interesting or funny.

Do everyone a favour and stop sucking squad cock and go back to your "Daddy"

ta ta nerd

hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha, even my one time nemisis your maaaaa is saying you suck, I started this thread just for fun but it's turning out to be better than I thought, some nobody tries to own me and everybody that he looks up to is shitting on him....it's too easy hahahahahahahahahah
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on November 27, 2006, 06:26:02 AM
Funny how every time the "squad" goes off on someone they all gang up on em.  Cause no one is helping db out over here.  Tells me someone is crying to be in with the cool kids.  What little bitch.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 06:31:33 AM
Funny how every time the "squad" goes off on someone they all gang up on em.  Cause no one is helping db out over here.  Tells me someone is crying to be in with the cool kids.  What little bitch.

kiwiol is in the squad, he might be one of the leaders and I think your maaaaaa is in the squad too and they both said db is a bitch...so what's that tell ya?

I started this thread to see if anybody else does anything to stay limber and keep thier mobility up, not to brag, I didn't do anything special but I hadn't done that kinda stuff for about 15 years so it was pretty neat and db goes and makes it a bigger deal than it was, I was not bragging just having fun.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: BayGBM on November 27, 2006, 06:35:34 AM
I wish my gym had gymnastics equipment.  I was pretty good on the rings, floor exercises, high bar, and vault when I was younger.  Pommel horse was always my weak event.  :-[
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: kiwiol on November 27, 2006, 06:36:45 AM
kiwiol is in the squad, he might be one of the leaders and I think your maaaaaa is in the squad too and they both said db is a bitch...so what's that tell ya?

I started this thread to see if anybody else does anything to stay limber and keep thier mobility up, not to brag, I didn't do anything special but I hadn't done that kinda stuff for about 15 years so it was pretty neat and db goes and makes it a bigger deal than it was, I was not bragging just having fun.

Your MAAAAaaaa is an owning legend and a V board regular, not to mention one of my favorite/funniest posters here, but he's not in the SQUAD.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 06:38:34 AM
Your MAAAAaaaa is an owning legend and a V board regular, not to mention one of my favorite/funniest posters here, but he's not in the SQUAD.

well ya both said db was a bitch so you're both ok in my book.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: dr.chimps on November 27, 2006, 06:40:47 AM
I wish my gym had gymnastics equipment.  I was pretty good on the rings, floor exercises, high bar, and vault when I was younger.  Pommel horse was always my weak event.  :-[
Holy nostalgia, Batman. On our uni. team, it always separated the hackers (like me) from those with talent. Could never get the traveling up and down the horse. Many painful memories.  :'(
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Whiskey on November 27, 2006, 06:41:51 AM
HAHAHA Oh brother So an over the hill douchebag who has seen more pillows than a chamber maid comes online and brags about feeling up small children while doing star jumps, Nothing more needs to be said.
Your an annoying little fellow aren`t you

Notice how squad members want nothing to do with you even though you try so hard to seek their approval.

Your a pathetic cockroach

Know your place here

Take care

Bye
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Fury on November 27, 2006, 06:42:11 AM
Your Maaaaa is a SQUAD affiliate and as far as I'm concerned, DB2431 or whatever his name happens to be isn't fit to lick SQUAD boot. He's basically been reduced to jerking off Tomr1976/DarthMuscle for protein shakes in his epic quest to deadlift 500+.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Army of One on November 27, 2006, 06:44:12 AM
BayGm I heard you were good in the rings.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Army of One on November 27, 2006, 06:45:19 AM
Your an annoying little fellow aren`t you

Notice how squad members want nothing to do with you even though you try so hard to seek their approval.

Your a pathetic cockroach

Know your place here

Take care

Bye

HAHA Ive never seeked the squads approval nor wanted to join them, A real man stands alone, not behind a group.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Whiskey on November 27, 2006, 06:45:44 AM
well ya both said db was a bitch so you're both ok in my book.
Al 330 bench press when your under 200 pounds is pretty good

Dont listen to that little piece of birdshit
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 06:47:41 AM
Your Maaaaa is a SQUAD affiliate and as far as I'm concerned, DB2431 or whatever his name happens to be isn't fit to lick SQUAD boot. He's basically been reduced to jerking off Tomr1976/DarthMuscle for protein shakes in his epic quest to deadlift 500+.

so here's BF who I've had many a war with destroying db...man dude, you must suck, not one member of the squad has come to your defense....to quote the rock:

Know your role jabroni and shut your mouth!

HAHA Ive never seeked the squads approval nor wanted to join them, A real man stands alone, not behind a group.

so you just copy thier every move and all them have confirmed that..oh, brother..gayer than shirt assisted benchs....

Al 330 bench press when your under 200 pounds is pretty good

Dont listen to that little piece of birdshit

he's already been destroyed by his hero's in the squad, I'm surprised he can still post here without dying of embarrasment.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Fury on November 27, 2006, 06:51:06 AM
so here's BF who I've had many a war with destroying db...man dude, you must suck, not one member of the squad has come to your defense....to quote the rock:

Know your role jabroni and shut your mouth!

so you just copy thier every move and all them have confirmed that..oh, brother..gayer than shirt assisted benchs....

he's already been destroyed by his hero's in the squad, I'm surprised he can still post here without dying of embarrasment.

I've noticed lately that these little twunts that emulate everything the SQUAD does and nuthug us like it's going out of style can't seem to take the hint that their lives are basically worthless and delete their accounts.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Army of One on November 27, 2006, 06:51:42 AM
HAHA the meltdowns are funny to watch, Unlike you I dont take Getbig or some "squad" that have formed on it very seriously, keep on with the Mature Emotion Handling.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 06:52:43 AM
I've noticed lately that these little twunts that emulate everything the SQUAD does and nuthug us like it's going out of style can't seem to take the hint that their lives are basically worthless and delete their accounts.

thanks for confirming it for me.

HAHA the meltdowns are funny to watch, Unlike you I dont take Getbig or some "squad" that have formed on it very seriously, keep on with the Mature Emotion Handling.

just delete your account.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: UK Gold on November 27, 2006, 06:52:54 AM
Natrual Al, i find that thai boxing is great for keeping limber and fit. Its really good fun and a million times better than any kind of gym cardio. Two or three times a week is plenty and the kids will love it as well. [for gods sake don't let them become bodybuilders!]

Ignore that pustulant little turd db234. He is a liar [claims he can deadlift 550lbs] and a bitch. Hes the guy in the red shorts. Honestly, not a joke.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: kiwiol on November 27, 2006, 06:53:47 AM
I've noticed lately that these little twunts that emulate everything the SQUAD does and nuthug us like it's going out of style can't seem to take the hint that their lives are basically worthless and delete their accounts.

Are you saying that when it comes to making worthwhile posts or making attempts at ownings, db4321 is as efficient as the Shadow is in landing hot girls in his sack, BF ?
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: kiwiol on November 27, 2006, 06:55:14 AM
HAHA the meltdowns are funny to watch, Unlike you I dont take Getbig or some "squad" that have formed on it very seriously, keep on with the Mature Emotion Handling.

You sounded pretty serious when you begged me via PM to put a word in with the Squadfather to let you join the SQUAD.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: MikeThaMachine on November 27, 2006, 06:58:46 AM
It's sad to hear that people are going out of there way to contact "squad" members and ask for permission to join, gayer then strawberry shortcake.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Army of One on November 27, 2006, 07:00:34 AM
Sadder to believe that people believe everything they read on the internet  ;) Gayer than a Construction Site Hardon.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 07:03:13 AM
Natrual Al, i find that thai boxing is great for keeping limber and fit. Its really good fun and a million times better than any kind of gym cardio. Two or three times a week is plenty and the kids will love it as well. [for gods sake don't let them become bodybuilders!]

Ignore that pustulant little turd db234. He is a liar [claims he can deadlift 550lbs] and a bitch. Hes the guy in the red shorts. Honestly, not a joke.

I might look into something like that, both kids take gymnastics, they just started, my son is gonna be a little guy so I want him to be in something he can excell in that doesn't require you to be the biggest guy in the world like gymnastics and wrestling, I just thought it was fun as hell to get out there and do something different and wanted to know if anybody else does the same.

I'm done with db, I wasn't looking for a fight and he's getting his ass handed to him by everybody here, if that is him he needs to start taking some megamass 5000 cause I was bigger than him back when I was 15 for gods sake.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Fury on November 27, 2006, 07:03:42 AM
Are you saying that when it comes to making worthwhile posts or making attempts at ownings, db4321 is as efficient as the Shadow is in landing hot girls in his sack, BF ?

The only thing DB44321 is efficient at is making his musclebear clients climax in less than 30 seconds. He's had years of practice, though.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Army of One on November 27, 2006, 07:04:35 AM
I might look into something like that, both kids take gymnastics, they just started, my son is gonna be a little guy so I want him to be in something he can excell in that doesn't require you to be the biggest guy in the world like gymnastics and wrestling, I just thought it was fun as hell to get out there and do something different and wanted to know if anybody else does the same.

I'm done with db, I wasn't looking for a fight and he's getting his ass handed to him by everybody here, if that is him he needs to start taking some megamass 5000 cause I was bigger than him back when I was 15 for gods sake.

You just want to look at the Kids in Lycra while Listening to your Micheal Jackson Compilation on your Pink Mp3 player.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Whiskey on November 27, 2006, 07:06:05 AM
Sadder to believe that people believe everything they read on the internet  ;) Gayer than a Construction Site Hardon.
HAHA every single poster  in this thread is shitting all over you. ;D

I think shadow might have some competion

Gayer than a string quartet
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: MikeThaMachine on November 27, 2006, 07:06:34 AM
The only thing DB44321 is efficient at is making his musclebear clients climax in less than 30 seconds. He's had years of practice, though.

So your saying all those years of deepthroating cucumbers has finally payed off for him ???
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Fury on November 27, 2006, 07:06:56 AM
I might look into something like that, both kids take gymnastics, they just started, my son is gonna be a little guy so I want him to be in something he can excell in that doesn't require you to be the biggest guy in the world like gymnastics and wrestling, I just thought it was fun as hell to get out there and do something different and wanted to know if anybody else does the same.

I'm done with db, I wasn't looking for a fight and he's getting his ass handed to him by everybody here, if that is him he needs to start taking some megamass 5000 cause I was bigger than him back when I was 15 for gods sake.

Get him into Thai Boxing or Brazilian Jiu Jitsu or something, it's fun as hell and who knows, he might have a knack for it.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Fury on November 27, 2006, 07:07:37 AM
So your saying all those years of deepthroating cucumbers has finally payed off for him ???

If by cucumbers you mean 12-inch+ mulatto musclebear penises, then yes, it has paid off for him.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Army of One on November 27, 2006, 07:11:29 AM
HAHAHA I heard "Bezerkfury" had an argument with his Boyfriend the other day, his studmuffin accused him of being a Pedofile, bezerk replied " Pedofile thats a pretty big word for a 5yr old", HAHAHA gayer than fanny packs.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Fury on November 27, 2006, 07:12:18 AM
HAHAHA I heard "Bezerkfury" had an argument with his Boyfriend the other day, his studmuffin accused him of being a Pedofile, bezerk replied " Pedofile thats a pretty big word for a 5yr old", HAHAHA gayer than fanny packs.

That joke is more played out than your SQUAD nuthugging.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 07:15:06 AM
Get him into Thai Boxing or Brazilian Jiu Jitsu or something, it's fun as hell and who knows, he might have a knack for it.

I'm thinking wrestling to start off, we had a school in our area that had kids wrestling as early as 2nd grade, by the time they got to HS they were studs, one guy placed 3rd at states as a freshmen...he beat the hell out of me earlier that year at a tournament, I had only been wrestling for 2 years, I didn't stand a chance, he was always at least 3 steps ahead of me,he actually got me in a guillotine-sp-it was horrible.  Maybe if my son likes it he'll get a scholorship out of it, who knows?
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Army of One on November 27, 2006, 07:15:10 AM
That joke is more played out than your SQUAD nuthugging.

That Accusation is more played out than your "Im not gay" denials.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Fury on November 27, 2006, 07:16:17 AM
I'm thinking wrestling to start off, we had a school in our area that had kids wrestling as early as 2nd grade, by the time they got to HS they were studs, one guy placed 3rd at states as a freshmen...he beat the hell out of me earlier that year at a tournament, I had only been wrestling for 2 years, I didn't stand a chance, he was always at least 3 steps ahead of me,he actually got me in a guillotine-sp-it was horrible.  Maybe if my son likes it he'll get a scholorship out of it, who knows?

Sounds good, might as well give it a shot. MMA is where it's at!!!!!! Wrestlers with tons of experience do pretty well, too.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: body88 on November 27, 2006, 07:18:03 AM
I'm thinking wrestling to start off, we had a school in our area that had kids wrestling as early as 2nd grade, by the time they got to HS they were studs, one guy placed 3rd at states as a freshmen...he beat the hell out of me earlier that year at a tournament, I had only been wrestling for 2 years, I didn't stand a chance, he was always at least 3 steps ahead of me,he actually got me in a guillotine-sp-it was horrible.  Maybe if my son likes it he'll get a scholorship out of it, who knows?

Welcome to ring worm,starving all the time and Collie flower ears!!!!!!! Did you suffer any of these fates? I am glad I stuck with football and baseball. Most my buddys wrested tho.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Army of One on November 27, 2006, 07:18:34 AM
Sounds good, might as well give it a shot. MMA is where it's at!!!!!! Wrestlers with tons of experience do pretty well, too.

Im shocked to hear you say you approve of Sweaty half naked men groping each other!!! ::)
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 07:20:45 AM
Welcome to ring worm,starving all the time and Collie flower ears!!!!!!! Did you suffer any of these fates? I am glad I stuck with football and baseball. Most my buddys wrested tho.

nahhh, the wieght class stuff has lightened up over the years, it's not as bad as it used to be.  I never saw anybody get ringworm but I know a buddy of mine who got collie flower ear, that looked brutal.  Usually the guys who had been doing it awhile didn't have a hard time making weight, plus I know a little thing or two about dropping weight the right way.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Army of One on November 27, 2006, 07:22:42 AM
plus I know a little thing or two about dropping weight the right way.

HAHAHA Through Bukkake sessions in the Local mens Club saunas, Oh brother what a fag  ::)
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: dr.chimps on November 27, 2006, 07:23:18 AM
Natrual Al, i find that thai boxing is great for keeping limber and fit. Its really good fun and a million times better than any kind of gym cardio. Two or three times a week is plenty and the kids will love it as well. [for gods sake don't let them become bodybuilders!]

Ignore that pustulant little turd db234. He is a liar [claims he can deadlift 550lbs] and a bitch. Hes the guy in the red shorts. Honestly, not a joke.
Are you serious!? I always thought this picture was one of those internet jokes that keep surfacing.  ???
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Your MAAAAaaaa on November 27, 2006, 07:27:15 AM
Funny how every time the "squad" goes off on someone they all gang up on em.  Cause no one is helping db out over here.  Tells me someone is crying to be in with the cool kids.  What little bitch.

I'm nothing to do with the Squad you fag and argue with them occasionally, so you post is looking as gay as you are now.


ta ta nerd
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: buffbodz on November 27, 2006, 07:29:31 AM
it was just supposed to be for fun.  You've proven that you're pretty much 3rd rate squad trash recycling thier old bits but it just doesn't work for you.  Go over to the members portion of the board look up "sarcasm" or "mars" or even "berserk fury" and then come back with something original cause it just doesn't work.  You've proven that all your really capable of is riding other dudes coat tails, problem is when you say the stuff you sound like a moron, they kinda sound funny sometimes.  You just kinda suck, you've got over 900 posts and nobody knows who the f**k you are...why do you think that is?  Cause you contribute nothing, you just recycle other people's trash.

Now go f**k yourself...oh, yeah, that wasn't a meltdown, just the truth, you totally suck at this "squad" stuff and they should be ashamed that your trying to shoe horn yourself into thiere group.

Calm down, big man.  You know what you can do.  Who cares what a no name in cyberspace thinks.  Chill the small stuff.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Army of One on November 27, 2006, 07:29:55 AM
HAHA The Squad ass kissers never cease to surprise me. People who need groups are weak, the true Pioneers were always Individuals.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: kiwiol on November 27, 2006, 07:31:13 AM
HAHAHA I heard "Bezerkfury" had an argument with his Boyfriend the other day, his studmuffin accused him of being a Pedofile, bezerk replied " Pedofile thats a pretty big word for a 5yr old", HAHAHA gayer than fanny packs.

Hahahahahaha OK 'db2431' ::), I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who watches the movie 'Borat' and immediately starts faking your accent and growing a stash, just so you can kiss guys or grab their cocks under the pretence of 'cultural differences' like he does in the movie. Hahahahahaha gayer than Shadow getting a hard-on when he sees Ronnie Coleman hitching up his posing trunks to reveal ripped glutes.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Fury on November 27, 2006, 07:38:01 AM
Welcome to ring worm,starving all the time and Collie flower ears!!!!!!! Did you suffer any of these fates? I am glad I stuck with football and baseball. Most my buddys wrested tho.

I actually wish I stuck with martial arts when I was younger instead of playing football, there's potential to make more out of it without being in the top 1% of genetic superiority. Plus, my knee would probably be in better shape.  ;D
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 07:42:40 AM
I actually wish I stuck with martial arts when I was younger instead of playing football, there's potential to make more out of it without being in the top 1% of genetic superiority. Plus, my knee would probably be in better shape.  ;D

my brother played football and he's about 5'9 or 5'10, very good reciever, fast etc.  They had college scouts come in and the only guy they would look at was this guy who was 6'5 and over 350lbs, they were just hypnatized by his size...problem was he couldn't even bench 225 but they gave him a scholorship anyway...I just shook my head.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Fury on November 27, 2006, 07:48:52 AM
my brother played football and he's about 5'9 or 5'10, very good reciever, fast etc.  They had college scouts come in and the only guy they would look at was this guy who was 6'5 and over 350lbs, they were just hypnatized by his size...problem was he couldn't even bench 225 but they gave him a scholorship anyway...I just shook my head.

Yeah, my buddy was 6'5 and around 310 and he had the scouts oggling him, even had Miami asking for film and the kid wasn't very good at all. He graded out worse than some of our smaller lineman in the games but the size is what everyone wanted. He had trouble benching 225. Ended up getting a 550 on his SAT's and going to a prep school and plays for Buffalo now. hahahaha, monster fall that was.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 07:52:01 AM
Yeah, my buddy was 6'5 and around 310 and he had the scouts oggling him, even had Miami asking for film and the kid wasn't very good at all. He graded out worse than some of our smaller lineman in the games but the size is what everyone wanted. He had trouble benching 225. Ended up getting a 550 on his SAT's and going to a prep school and plays for Buffalo now. hahahaha, monster fall that was.

a buddy of mine has a brother that played a few seasons in the NFL, he was telling me how much gear his brother had to do just to make the team, it was like  :o :o :o

the guy played a few seasons and then got cut and realized his body was getting destroyed, I think he's a teacher now.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Army of One on November 27, 2006, 07:53:49 AM
1st Rule of " The Guidebook To Hiding Your Closet Status" Talk about your imaginary interest, talents and people you knew who "were this close" to making it Pro in the Subject Of Football.The Benefits according to the book is that you get to imagine The Sweaty Muscular Men who play this Barbaric Game as you talk about this sport you have no interest in.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: kiwiol on November 27, 2006, 07:56:22 AM
dbwho, kiwi? Are you talking about another insignificant little pissant that no one cares about?  ;D

You are wrong there, BF. Apparently, db2431 is the state champion and undefeated title holder / champ of the local Rectal Rodeo. Hahahahahaha gayer than 'So you think you can dance ?'
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Fury on November 27, 2006, 07:59:33 AM
You are wrong there, BF. Apparently, db2431 is the state champion and undefeated title holder / champ of the local Rectal Rodeo. Hahahahahaha gayer than 'So you think you can dance ?'

hahahahaha yes, I heard he applied for a role on it but they wouldn't let him do the tango with a male partner. Apparently they objected to his cries for a guy-guy partnership and  he claimed, "I'm not really gay, men just dance better than women!" hahahahaha, gayer than a tofu burger.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: natural al on November 27, 2006, 08:00:09 AM
You are wrong there, BF. Apparently, db2431 is the state champion and undefeated title holder / champ of the local Rectal Rodeo. Hahahahahaha gayer than 'So you think you can dance ?'

he's like a kid at the kids table trying to talk to the adults and they keep on ignoring him, can you imagine how angry he is right now, face all red, going back and recycling sarcasms posts trying to get someone to notice him?  Oh, brother gayer than tubesocks.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Army of One on November 27, 2006, 08:11:20 AM
HAHAHA I heard "kiwiol" , "BerzerkFury" and "natural al" All like to Get together on a friday night and watch "3 Men and Some Gravy" and fight over who gets to play The Musclebear,The Twink and The Fairy in their own reenactment, while fluffing their pillows so they dont get chin and forehead rashes during the filming of their version. Oh Brother Gayer than the Theatre  ::)
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: kiwiol on November 27, 2006, 08:19:03 AM
HAHAHA I heard "kiwiol" , "BerzerkFury" and "natural al" All like to Get together on a friday night and watch "3 Men and Some Gravy" and fight over who gets to play The Musclebear,The Twink and The Fairy in their own reenactment, while fluffing their pillows so they dont get chin and forehead rashes during their filming of their version. Oh Brother Gayer than the Theatre  ::)

Quite a fantasy you have going there, you queer. Your going into that much detail in your post tells me that you've been there, done that hahahahahaha.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on November 27, 2006, 08:20:06 AM
hahahahaha, ok "db2431", oh brother, i'll bet you're the type of guy who goes to the Gay Video Mega Warehouse to rent The Magnificent Seven Inches, The Bone Ranger and Bitch Cassidy and the Sundance Drama Queen and the you tell yourself things to fell better like, "i'm not really an insatiable penii puffer i just really like westerns with some gay sex in them", hahahahahaha, gayer than wearing a ballcap backwards.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: kiwiol on November 27, 2006, 08:25:22 AM
hahahahaha, ok "db2431", oh brother, i'll bet you're the type of guy who goes to the Gay Video Mega Warehouse to rent The Magnificent Seven Inches, The Bone Ranger and Bitch Cassidy and the Sundance Drama Queen and the you tell yourself things to fell better like, "i'm not really an insatiable penii puffer i just really like westerns with some gay sex in them", hahahahahaha, gayer than wearing a ballcap backwards.

Hahahahahahahahaha yes Squadfather!!!!!!!!!!! db2431 definitely strikes me as the kind of 'guy' who is sooooooooooo gay that even when he was a little boy and was asked to make a 2 minute speech on his favorite animal at school, he talked about how his favorite animal was his ' dad's ' trouser snake and how his favorite time of the day was 'milking' it. Hahahahahahaha gayer than herbal detox.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: TheGoldenPrince on November 27, 2006, 08:29:51 AM
So I'm getting a little older, just turned 34, my low back gives me alot of problems and I'm starting to get worried that I'm just getting old.  My wife told me last week that my god daughter was having a birthday party at a gymnastics facility and we were invited.  We show up and I'm the only adult who changed, I did it to play with my kids cause they're a little younger than all the other kids there.  Man the stuff I was able to do blew my mind.  I was walking on my hands which I haven't done in about 12 years, doing hand stands, flips I got on the parrellel bars and almost did a handstand holding the bars, almost not all the way, I jumped up and grabbed the rings, I tried to do a crucifix but didn't even come close and at the end my wrists were a little sore but my back felt great.  I'm gonna start going to open gym a few times a month and see what I can do, it was awsome and I'm sure my weight training helped out alot.

anybody else supplement thier workouts with this type of stuff to stay limber?

It has actually been bandied around that I can benchpress the Earth for 500 reps and squat it for close to a thousand, easy...and the only reason why I stop is that I'm falling asleep of boredom and hit the couch...the couch formed by the stars of the universe... ;) ;D
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Army of One on November 27, 2006, 08:34:03 AM
HAHAHAH The "Squad" are the type of guys who when asked why they work in a chocolate and candy factory they say they do it because they can never get enough of packing lots of fudge in to small boxes.HAHAHA Gayer than Step Aerobics.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on November 27, 2006, 08:37:48 AM
HAHAHAH The "Squad" are the type of guys who when asked why the work in a chocolate and candy factory they say they do it because they can never get enough of packing lots of fudge in to small boxes.HAHAHA Gayer than Step Aerobics.
hahaha, "db2431" i'll bet you're the type of "guy" who applies for a job at the telephone company and when they ask you what your qualifications are you say that you've been working on big poles for years, hahahahaha, gayer than low carbs.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Army of One on November 27, 2006, 08:41:56 AM
hahaha, "db2431" i'll bet you're the type of "guy" who applies for a job at the telephone company and when they ask you what your qualifications are you say that you've been working on big poles for years, hahahahaha, gayer than low carbs.

HAHAHA "The Squadfather" is the type of Guy who when out at the local bar asks men "may I push your stool in" when he has a 10 foot gap to get by, HAHAHA Gayer than Tricep Kickbacks.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Army of One on November 27, 2006, 09:21:33 AM
Its just too easy, one man is quicker witted and stronger than the entire squad.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: anvil on November 27, 2006, 09:36:35 AM
hahahahaha, ok "db2431", oh brother, i'll bet you're the type of guy who goes to the Gay Video Mega Warehouse to rent The Magnificent Seven Inches, The Bone Ranger and Bitch Cassidy and the Sundance Drama Queen and the you tell yourself things to fell better like, "i'm not really an insatiable penii puffer i just really like westerns with some gay sex in them", hahahahahaha, gayer than wearing a ballcap backwards.


LMAO   ;D ;D
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: kiwiol on November 27, 2006, 10:22:54 AM

LMAO   ;D ;D

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Squadfather aka Sarcasm is Getbig's greatest legend 8)
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on November 28, 2006, 05:52:29 PM
hahahahaha, ok "db2431", oh brother, i'll bet you're the type of guy who goes to the Gay Video Mega Warehouse to rent The Magnificent Seven Inches, The Bone Ranger and Bitch Cassidy and the Sundance Drama Queen and the you tell yourself things to fell better like, "i'm not really an insatiable penii puffer i just really like westerns with some gay sex in them", hahahahahaha, gayer than wearing a ballcap backwards.

owned
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on November 28, 2006, 06:11:13 PM
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Squadfather aka Sarcasm is Getbig's greatest legend 8)

LMAO......he's a 14 year old bone peeler!!
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Fury on November 28, 2006, 06:12:01 PM
LMAO......he's a 14 year old bone peeler!!

You're becoming obsessed with him ever since he proved you to be nothing more than a gigantic bullshit artist.  ::)
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: canadaphiliac on November 28, 2006, 06:36:36 PM
Its just too easy, one man is quicker witted and stronger than the entire squad.
If only it were you. Who knows, someday it just might be...provided you can take time out of your busy schedule of jerking it to pics of all the Mr. Getbig competitors.
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: tomr1976 on November 28, 2006, 06:54:24 PM
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Squadfather aka Sarcasm is Getbig's greatest legend 8)

Wow, "kiwiol"...you really do need to get out more...

Hope this helps.  8)
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on November 28, 2006, 07:14:34 PM
You're becoming obsessed with him ever since he proved you to be nothing more than a gigantic bullshit artist.  ::)

Hahaha...he hasn't proven shit exept him not being able to back his bullshit!!
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Fury on November 28, 2006, 07:15:31 PM
Hahaha...he hasn't proven shit exept him not being able to back his bullshit!!

Like you?
Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on November 28, 2006, 08:08:06 PM
hahahahahahahahahaha

Good for a laugh...

Berzerk Fury, the self-professed "Mr Invincible" is exposed as a skinny swimmer.  More delusional than Adam Adonis.

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=109399.0

Coincidence???

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e196/Intenseone/The_Great_BerzerkFury.jpg)


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e196/Intenseone/BerserkFury.jpg)

........I don't think so :-X

Title: Re: Functional Muscle!!!
Post by: Fury on November 28, 2006, 08:11:03 PM
Coincidence???

(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e196/Intenseone/The_Great_BerzerkFury.jpg)


(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e196/Intenseone/BerserkFury.jpg)

........I don't think so :-X



Ironically, that clotheshanger is bigger!