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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
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You actually have a life inside the industry, so I'll forgive you being a full year and a half behind on these things.
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You actually have a life inside the industry, so I'll forgive you being a full year and a half behind on these things.
Thanks ;D I was bored so I stole these from somewhere else hoping to here some new ones.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
Chuck Norris is 5'8" 172lbs. he's a beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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chuck norris got nothing on steven seagal!
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Chuck Norris is so.... last year...
Steven Seagal is the new man.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
LOL yes!!!!!! Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
I doubt that pussy Steven Segal could.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
I doubt that pussy Steven Segal could.
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Chuck Norris would beat the shit outta that skinny actor Bruce Lee.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He Waits.
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Chuck Norris is 5'8" 172lbs. he's a beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually 5'7"
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When Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down.
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every night before he goes to sleep, the boogieman checks his closet for chuck norris.
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If you decide you ever want to go about being a real jerk to someone in person for real, I would put Steven Segal and Chuck Norris toward the bottom of your list. Just something I happen to know.
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If you decide you ever want to go about being a real jerk to someone in person for real, I would put Steven Segal and Chuck Norris toward the bottom of your list. Just something I happen to know.
oh?
Do tell.
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every time you masturbate,chuck norris punches a mexican baby in the face ;D ;D ;D
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every time you masturbate,chuck norris punches a mexican baby in the face ;D ;D ;D
thats the best one ever.
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every night before he goes to sleep, the boogieman checks his closet for chuck norris.
I love that one ;D
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thats the best one ever.
i know ;)
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chuck norris mated with chuck norris grandma so that chuck norris mom was born then chuck norris mom met chuck norris dad.then they made love in a car and chuck norris was born.
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One part philanthropy, one part court-ordered community service – for about ten hours each week Chuck Norris volunteers his cock ’n balls to the Safari Land Petting Zoo in Jacksonville, Florida.
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the man
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When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesn't push his body up, he pushes the earth down
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When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesn't push his body up, he pushes the earth down
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i love the most how he uses total gym to stay in shape and get a thorough strech through those pecs while doing something totaly unrelated.
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Chuck Norris is 5'8" 172lbs. he's a beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
172lbs...you're being nice today! I'd put him at 155 fully clothed! What a beast!!!!!!!
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172lbs...you're being nice today! I'd put him at 155 fully clothed! What a beast!!!!!!!
you my friend are stupid,everyone knows chuck norris bones are hollow and filled with the fat from un baptised babys to make him a superhuman earth destroyer ;D
so that baby fat must add at least 20-30 pounds
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
Welcome to a year and a half ago.
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Welcome to a year and a half ago.
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You actually have a life inside the industry, so I'll forgive you being a full year and a half behind on these things.
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every time you masturbate,chuck norris punches a mexican baby in the face ;D ;D ;D
LOL..my fave too...
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I wonder what is Chuck Norris going to do when he reads all this?
Probably kick our asses through the internet, using the arrow keys!!! ;D ;D
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When chuck norris walks into the ocean he does not get wet, the ocean gets chuck norrised...
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
God wanted 10 days to create the world. Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have Orgasms, Orgasms have a Chuck Norris.
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8630946781191662911&q=chuck+norris
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-407892439139457720&q=chuck+norris
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That Texas Ranger stranger was something very fake compared to what Norris Chucky believes about himself and everything else about the state.