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Title: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 23, 2006, 05:08:44 PM
It is noon on Sunday Dec 24 where I am so I am soon going shopping for Christmas presents. If it is Saturday night where you live then I suggest you blokes get a life and go out and meet some Sheilas. I have never understood how so many guys who lift weights do NOT have a girlfriend. I swear this behaviour puts pressure on those of us who do fancy women and we often have to look after some of these lonely women because you hapless saps are not doing your share. In the past this was not a burden to me but as I get older I am getting weary of having to compensate for those who can only be described as losers who stay home and go on the internet instead of dating and having normal fun. Get a life and go out and get laid and stop relying on other guys to root your women for you because we are sick of it!
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Post by: alexxx on December 23, 2006, 05:10:05 PM
I second that motion.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Darth Muscle on December 23, 2006, 05:14:32 PM
I second that motion.

I believe he is talking to you too............ :D
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: ToxicAvenger on December 23, 2006, 05:16:54 PM
It is noon on Sunday Dec 24 where I am so I am soon going shopping for Christmas presents. If it is Saturday night where you live then I suggest you blokes get a life and go out and meet some Sheilas. I have never understood how so many guys who lift weights do NOT have a girlfriend. I swear this behaviour puts pressure on those of us who do fancy women and we often have to look after some of these lonely women because you hapless saps are not doing your share. In the past this was not a burden to me but as I get older I am getting weary of having to compensate for those who can only be described as losers who stay home and go on the internet instead of dating and having normal fun. Get a life and go out and get laid and stop relying on other guys to root your women for you because we are sick of it!

you actually said Sheilas  :-\

you r trying way too hard for oz mate


btw..yall r gonna lose the 2007 cric cup! ;D


f**k the ashes..the english were never any competition in the first place..freddie cant hold togetha the whole fucking team  ;D
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: TheAnimal on December 23, 2006, 05:18:49 PM
is this thread serious or sarcastic humour?
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: avesher on December 23, 2006, 05:19:15 PM
It is noon on Sunday Dec 24 where I am so I am soon going shopping for Christmas presents. If it is Saturday night where you live then I suggest you blokes get a life and go out and meet some Sheilas. I have never understood how so many guys who lift weights do NOT have a girlfriend. I swear this behaviour puts pressure on those of us who do fancy women and we often have to look after some of these lonely women because you hapless saps are not doing your share. In the past this was not a burden to me but as I get older I am getting weary of having to compensate for those who can only be described as losers who stay home and go on the internet instead of dating and having normal fun. Get a life and go out and get laid and stop relying on other guys to root your women for you because we are sick of it!

Vince you are 78 years old--who are you looking after for people--Granny Smith?
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 23, 2006, 05:21:01 PM
I have no idea who has a girlfriend but when guys like Alexxxxxx post Goodrum after Goodrum posts on a Saturday night the guy is lonely!
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 23, 2006, 05:22:09 PM
This thread is serious but naturally is funny because of that.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: alexxx on December 23, 2006, 05:22:15 PM
I have no idea who has a girlfriend but when guys like Alexxxxxx post Goodrum after Goodrum posts on a Saturday night the guy is lonely!

Good point! Are you saying this Alexxxxxxx character is in love with Goodrum?
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Post by: Stark on December 23, 2006, 05:23:24 PM
ATT. PLEASE../..TESTICLES ,,,,, THAT IS ALL !!!!!
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Post by: TheAnimal on December 23, 2006, 05:24:51 PM
ATT. PLEASE../..TESTICLES ,,,,, THAT IS ALL !!!!!
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Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 23, 2006, 05:31:46 PM
Strangely enough I never noticed that Melvin had a nut case until someone pointed it out!
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: TheAnimal on December 23, 2006, 05:38:52 PM
haha that must be photoshopped I doubt Collard would have released it if his scrotom was noticable ???
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 23, 2006, 05:44:46 PM
See for yourself. Click on 'Juniors'.


http://www.collardphoto.com/2006-Mountaineer.html
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Topskin69 on December 25, 2009, 08:17:58 AM

Mega Christmas Bump!!
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: ChristopherA on December 25, 2009, 08:24:42 AM
Wow Vince posting Goodrum pics again.  ::) Dude is in your head or something , you have his pictures ready to go at the drop of a hat. As far as the thread goes, I dont think any of us are waiting for a 80yr old man to root for our women.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: kiwiol on December 25, 2009, 08:26:27 AM
I thought this thread was going to be about how to acquire a white, unmarked van and put it to use in a Chris Hansen-ish context
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Tapeworm on December 25, 2009, 08:32:41 AM
I got yur jetsom right here!
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 25, 2009, 08:40:57 AM
It is noon on Sunday Dec 24 where I am so I am soon going shopping for Christmas presents. If it is Saturday night where you live then I suggest you blokes get a life and go out and meet some Sheilas. I have never understood how so many guys who lift weights do NOT have a girlfriend. I swear this behaviour puts pressure on those of us who do fancy women and we often have to look after some of these lonely women because you hapless saps are not doing your share. In the past this was not a burden to me but as I get older I am getting weary of having to compensate for those who can only be described as losers who stay home and go on the internet instead of dating and having normal fun. Get a life and go out and get laid and stop relying on other guys to root your women for you because we are sick of it!
;)
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Topskin69 on December 25, 2009, 10:13:38 AM
:o

I dont know about the rest of you, but I am proud to be part of the dysfunctional "Flotsom" that comprises the GETBIG family.

We are all brethren my jetsom!!
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: che on December 25, 2009, 10:21:38 AM
I thought this thread was going to be about how to acquire a white, unmarked boat-van  and put it to use in a Chris Hansen-ish context

Fixed
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Topskin69 on December 25, 2009, 01:47:09 PM

Here is to looking forward to a new year of Vince showing us his many inventions, and educating us on the finer points of message board etiquette!  :D
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Topskin69 on December 26, 2009, 08:27:57 PM

Epic Super Mega Bump!!!
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: calfzilla on December 26, 2009, 10:00:20 PM
Mr. Basile, I am not a flotsom but will you help me nail the illusive Indian chick.  It is a goal of mine this year.  Thanks. 
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 26, 2009, 10:15:57 PM
I thought Quickerblade dispensed fool proof advice to the lonely re getting a root?
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: calfzilla on December 26, 2009, 10:18:06 PM
I thought Quickerblade dispensed fool proof advice to the lonely re getting a root?
Leave QB out of this.  His methods are great for hit it and quit it one night stand kinds of things.  I'm 28 and looking to settle down so I need the advice of a more seasoned Iron brotheren.  So what are your advices? 
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: calfzilla on December 26, 2009, 10:30:34 PM
Still waiting. 
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: WillGrant on December 26, 2009, 10:32:12 PM
Mr. Basile, I am not a flotsom but will you help me nail the illusive Indian chick.  It is a goal of mine this year.  Thanks. 
???
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: haider on December 26, 2009, 10:33:25 PM
Mr. Basile, I am not a flotsom but will you help me nail the illusive Indian chick.  It is a goal of mine this year.  Thanks. 
have you tried so far? If so, how? Is she the americanised type?
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Tapeworm on December 26, 2009, 10:36:26 PM
Still waiting. 

Be patient.  He's just having a little safety snack.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: calfzilla on December 26, 2009, 10:37:07 PM
have you tried so far? If so, how? Is she the americanised type?
yes I believe so, as far as I can tell.  That is my only saving grace.  
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: haider on December 26, 2009, 10:40:32 PM
yes I believe so, as far as I can tell.  That is my only saving grace.  
still depends on her family, as far as dating goes. If she is indeed americanised, I'd approach her like any other chick.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: calfzilla on December 26, 2009, 10:42:20 PM
still depends on her family, as far as dating goes. If she is indeed americanised, I'd approach her like any other chick.
Agreed.  Just smile and strike up conversations and show an interest.  Wish me luck. 
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Quickerblade on December 26, 2009, 10:42:37 PM
I'm 28 and looking to settle down so I need the advice of a more seasoned Iron brotheren.  So what are your advices? 

you think your the only person looking to settle down, girls want to settle down by the time there 23, just get out there and play the field till you click with one of them. you never know u may find a indian hottie who loves you.

heaps of girls out there wanting to settle down, take advantage man, if u must just fuck getbig off and do what u have to do.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: calfzilla on December 26, 2009, 10:46:36 PM
you think your the only person looking to settle down, girls want to settle down by the time there 23, just get out there and play the field till you click with one of them. you never know u may find a indian hottie who loves you.

heaps of girls out there wanting to settle down, take advantage man, if u must just fuck getbig off and do what u have to do.
True.  When I was 23 I had a girl 25 or 26 I think, she wanted to settle down but I was not even close.  That is the closest I have come.  Now that I'm 28 I'm looking to settle down, but not gonna rush into anything.  After I am done with school in March I will start going out more and meeting more people.  Plus I will keep working on that Indian chick at work. 

QB your help and support is apprecited as usual.   :D
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Tapeworm on December 26, 2009, 10:47:05 PM
You must download the Bollywood and practice practice my goodly friend, then capture her female enchantments with The Dance Of The Blooming Lotus.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Quickerblade on December 26, 2009, 10:49:47 PM
True.  When I was 23 I had a girl 25 or 26 I think, she wanted to settle down but I was not even close.  That is the closest I have come.  Now that I'm 28 I'm looking to settle down, but not gonna rush into anything.  After I am done with school in March I will start going out more and meeting more people.  Plus I will keep working on that Indian chick at work. 

QB your help and support is apprecited as usual.   :D

just dont work to hard, the more effort u put in the more she backs off.
have u asked her out yet? coffee?
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Tapeworm on December 26, 2009, 10:51:12 PM
Tell her you own a chain of convenience stores.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Quickerblade on December 26, 2009, 10:51:57 PM
Tell her you own a chain of convenience stores.

 :D
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: WillGrant on December 26, 2009, 10:55:13 PM
All Slumdog millionaire and Japatis
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Post by: Tapeworm on December 26, 2009, 10:57:56 PM
:D

Take her out one night to add digits to milk jug expiration dates and he's in like Mola Ram.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Quickerblade on December 26, 2009, 10:58:53 PM
Take her out one night to add digits to milk jug expiration dates and he's in like Mola Ram.

hahahah

i think 'zilla is looking for an anglo-indian
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: WillGrant on December 26, 2009, 11:00:07 PM
Calfie , have you got your eyes on a victim yet?
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 26, 2009, 11:00:16 PM
I wonder what makes QB succeed with some sheilas? Might have nothing to do with his techniques. When a guy gets lucky it usually has nothing to do with him but everything to do with what the woman wants.  
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: webcake on December 26, 2009, 11:00:26 PM
Indians fucking stink. I avoid them at all costs. Curry everday, smell comes through the pores in their skin. bloody curry munchers.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Tapeworm on December 26, 2009, 11:01:30 PM
hahahah

i think 'zilla is looking for an anglo-indian

Oh I get it.  No schnozz.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Quickerblade on December 26, 2009, 11:03:59 PM
I wonder what makes QB succeed with some sheilas? Might have nothing to do with his techniques. When a guy gets lucky it usually has nothing to do with him but everything to do with what the woman wants.  

its actually making the girl feel comfortable and give her the sense that the ball is in her court.

its not that hard really, just go out and mingle with heaps of girls..they will introduce u to there friends who will introduce u to more friends, numbers are exchanged and then you start calling mid week.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 26, 2009, 11:08:44 PM
Naw, you have to have something going for you to get that lucky. You figure it is the stuff you do and say. That isn't how women are. Some of your tips are sensible but most are based on stuff only a very confident, handsome guy could get away with. Advising the hapless blokes here is hardly going to help them at all.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Tapeworm on December 26, 2009, 11:13:41 PM
Naw, you have to have something going for you to get that lucky. You figure it is the stuff you do and say. That isn't how women are. Some of your tips are sensible but most are based on stuff only a very confident, handsome guy could get away with. Advising the hapless blokes here is hardly going to help them at all.

Now don't get evasive on us, Vince.  What is your advice to this lad with the punjabi fever?
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Quickerblade on December 26, 2009, 11:15:49 PM
Naw, you have to have something going for you to get that lucky. You figure it is the stuff you do and say. That isn't how women are. Some of your tips are sensible but most are based on stuff only a very confident, handsome guy could get away with. Advising the hapless blokes here is hardly going to help them at all.

Some guys here are just stuck in a rut and need a little motivation Vince, maybe some need a tan, whiten there teeth, a new hairstyle, fragrance, dressing style. Confidence is key, you cannot be nervous and ask a girl "um would you um like to ahh err stay with me at the umm shangri la hotel please" its my confidence that works for me.

I have been in positions where im just talking to a girl and mid conversation i make out with her..thats exciting for her. thats passion.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: WillGrant on December 26, 2009, 11:21:41 PM
Some guys here are just stuck in a rut and need a little motivation Vince, maybe some need a tan, whiten there teeth, a new hairstyle, fragrance, dressing style. Confidence is key, you cannot be nervous and ask a girl "um would you um like to ahh err stay with me at the umm shangri la hotel please" its my confidence that works for me.

I have been in positions where im just talking to a girl and mid conversation i make out with her..thats exciting for her. thats passion.

lol
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: webcake on December 26, 2009, 11:21:43 PM
Should i take this bitch i have been working on to a new years eve function i will be attending?

everyone cops a root on new years eve, right?
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Quickerblade on December 26, 2009, 11:23:27 PM
Should i take this bitch i have been working on to a new years eve function i will be attending?

everyone cops a root on new years eve, right?

absolutely web.
why not?
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: WillGrant on December 26, 2009, 11:27:15 PM
Should i take this bitch i have been working on to a new years eve function i will be attending?

everyone cops a root on new years eve, right?
Dirty Sanchez her to
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 26, 2009, 11:27:31 PM
"I have been in positions where im just talking to a girl and mid conversation i make out with her..thats exciting for her. thats passion."

Few muscleheads could ever post something like this. It takes more than a casual chat to score.

What about that strategy where the guy spoils the gal rotten on the first date and spends a fortune but that is the last time he does? I heard some Lebanese dudes used this trick. The gals are amazed and fall for the guy thinking he is rich, etc. Naturally it helps him get lucky.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: webcake on December 26, 2009, 11:28:18 PM
she's hot, but fucking annoying at the same time. def just a one night kinda thing. seems like she isn't worthy of attending this new years eve do. how do i get rid of her afterwards?
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Quickerblade on December 26, 2009, 11:32:16 PM
"I have been in positions where im just talking to a girl and mid conversation i make out with her..thats exciting for her. thats passion."

Few muscleheads could ever post something like this. It takes more than a casual chat to score.

What about that strategy where the guy spoils the gal rotten on the first date and spends a fortune but that is the last time he does? I heard some Lebanese dudes used this trick. The gals are amazed and fall for the guy thinking he is rich, etc. Naturally it helps him get lucky.

I prefer not to spend a lot of $$, they may as well hire a hooker, if they had any game at all they could win her over by taking her to the beach and having a few beers. It important the girl likes me for me and not money.
and it really take a dumb bitch to be amazed that a guy spent so much on the 1st date, girls actually find it creepy.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: webcake on December 26, 2009, 11:35:02 PM
lol, what is a "jetsom"?
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Quickerblade on December 26, 2009, 11:35:31 PM
she's hot, but fucking annoying at the same time. def just a one night kinda thing. seems like she isn't worthy of attending this new years eve do. how do i get rid of her afterwards?

act sick and confused, she will rid herself of u..works all the time.

when i have girls over, i dont want them spending the night, so when they get cozy in bed i put on the lights play the xbox 360, if she doesnt take a hint, i get dressed and say lets go out..she will get the hint then.

Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: webcake on December 26, 2009, 11:38:46 PM
sick and confused.......lol, that shouldn't be too hard for me.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Quickerblade on December 26, 2009, 11:41:32 PM
sick and confused.......lol, that shouldn't be too hard for me.

good, then use it, i hate when girls stay over, if they stay once they think its ok to stay over again. No thanks, unless bitch wants chip in for the mortgage for her stay she can fuck off back to her apartment where 7 motherfuckers live all crammed together.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: webcake on December 26, 2009, 11:46:16 PM
lol, share houses. What a nightmare that must be.

if she sees how i roll on new years eve, she will never leave me alone. I might have to rethink this over a bit more.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 27, 2009, 01:26:10 AM
There is a difference between scoring and having girlfriends. Any player would be wise not to bring any woman home because if they like you they will want to see you more and then you might have them showing up at inconvenient times. Obviously this has happened to QB so he has learned the hard way.

The occasion when he rented the hotel room in the hope the gal would show is not something a player would do. Especially one who claims he doesn't spend money on them. Why pay for an expensive room and not buy her what she wants to eat? The dude would boast about doing that only after he had sex and didn't particularly want to see her again. I mean, he wouldn't want a gal who would have affairs on the side, right? The rule is not to do anything that you don't know the answer to. If you can't be sure the gal would show then you don't rent the room. If she had rented the room then the player would be laughing. That isn't what I read. Guys that rent hotel rooms in the hope some sheila will front usually don't post about their failures on the internet. Posting about successes is bad form, too. Just remember, lots of guys here pretend to be impressed just to get you to reveal more of your stories. Nothing like an 'expert' to amuse the flotsam.

The truth is you have to behave in a decent way if you are going to have girlfriends. Simple as that. There are no shortcuts. A good strategy is to tell them you would like to talk to them again. That doesn't cost anything and at least you will find out if they might be interested.

BTW, Christmas and NYEve are bad times for relationships and many have problems or feel unhappy. It is a good time to meet disgruntled singles. The other good occasion is around Valentine's Day. If you don't ask a gal out don't blame women or the world for your loneliness. Most of us muscleheads would rather be lonely than feel rejected or undesirable.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Kwon on December 27, 2009, 01:32:31 AM
Welcome back Vince Basile!
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Quickerblade on December 27, 2009, 01:43:59 AM
Why pay for an expensive room

this very subjective, maybe expensive to some. but i do understand where your coming from.

as for failures, i have crashed and burned many times, and i dont regret it, even michael jordan missed heaps of shots, years ago i saw Jamie foxx get knocked back girl after girl at the Establishment bar in the city, so if a hollywood oscar winner can fail so can i, its how u bounce back.

what are u supposed to do after a failing pick up or bad date? just give up? no, jump back on the horse and do it again.

I never said i was a expert, i just post some stories to entertain, no such thing as an expert, and you are right, its the girl that makes the decision on what happens.

Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 27, 2009, 02:09:28 AM
I just want to comment on the cavalier style of guy you were presenting who seemed to score at will all the time and who treated those conquests badly afterwards. Scoring doesn't happen that often. Yes, sometimes when you know a gal really likes you then you can ignore them and so on and they end up liking you more. Doesn't make sense but that is what happens. Women hate to be ignored. You are right about the best subject for a conversation with them......them! Yep, they are always willing to talk about themselves and even bad past relationships. Somehow you get across things about them that you like and then do other things that positively reinforce them. There is no substitute for experience and intelligence but all of that is insufficient to work out what the heck they want most of the time.

About going to parties. Those who go with a hot gal can usually meet other women because they seem to be attracted to guys who are successful with women. Guys who go alone are advertising that they have no one and gals instinctively wonder about you. Heck, bring someone attractive even if you aren't close and then do your own thing on NY Eve. Come to think about it, being single isn't that great. The internet helps but there are too many lonely people out there.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Quickerblade on December 27, 2009, 02:41:15 AM
quickerblade scores hot legal age chicks

Basile scores children


game over

Basile is trying to help out the guys here.

Its fair to say im in an industry where females are abundant, i make my intentions clear, some like it some dont, its like when you put your order through at the restaraunt, i put my order through when i meet a girl..some girls will give you what you ordered. some girls will have sex with you and a cool with not chatting again, some girls use sex to obtain a relationship.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: WillGrant on December 27, 2009, 02:44:17 AM
Basile is trying to help out the guys here.

Its fair to say im in an industry where females are abundant, i make my intentions clear, some like it some dont, its like when you put your order through at the restaraunt, i put my order through when i meet a girl..some girls will give you what you ordered. some girls will have sex with you and a cool with not chatting again, some girls use sex to obtain a relationship.

So you visit brothals?
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Quickerblade on December 27, 2009, 02:48:25 AM
So you visit brothals?

No, i wouldnt pay to buy a girl a chocolate bar let alone pay her for her time.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 27, 2009, 03:10:15 AM
Those who are successful with women can detect others who are as well. No worries there about QB because he gets his fair share. Working with women he has learned to listen and so has insider knowledge about how they think re men. So he merely applies that to what he does with them and voila, it works. Well, enough to feel confident to pass on some tips to those date challenged blokes out there. Goodness knows gyms are full of guys who have little clue how to get a gal. Guys like QB have to keep more than his share of lonely women content but he must be tiring of the responsibility. After a while the conquests mean less and less and players will want a really top gal to be with instead of scoring with those he has little interest in.

The single thing I did to change my luck when I was young was to be interested in the gals who liked me. That made a huge difference. The guy here wondering about the Indian gal is not on easy street. It is much easier to negotiate some fun with a gal who already thinks you are okay. That is essentially what QB is saying about his conversations with them. He listens and asks pertinent questions to see how he is going. When he gets sufficient feedback that they like him he is home and hosed. The rest is too easy. The only trouble with this behaviour is you never meet the really special gal you dream about. However, having some affairs sure compensates for not having your soul mate. The really attractive gals aren't always asked out because guys assume they already have someone and second, they wouldn't go with them anyway. A lot of not so handsome guys get pretty gals because they weren't afraid to approach them and talk to them. Talking is the key.  
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Quickerblade on December 27, 2009, 03:21:03 AM
Talking is the key.  

Jackpot
(http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Hobbies_and_Entertainment/Games_and_Gambling/Jackpot.gif)

Talking is key, but dont talk to much shit, your opinion is useless, let her say whats on her mind, from there on you can gauge how she feel towards you, her body language is important, its subconscious, playing with her hair, smiling at you, biting her lips trying not to smile, her head leaning forward towards you.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 27, 2009, 04:01:46 AM
The amusing thing is guys at my gym would be more interested in a 'seminar' about how to meet women than in one re building muscles. No, I haven't given any such thing because it would be seen to be socially inappropriate. However, the interest is there. Those who have figured out a bit about how to proceed can pass on any tips to those who are a bit apprehensive.

QB might agree that it is harder to get rid of some women than to make out with them. That might sound crazy to sex starved guys out there but it is true, nevertheless.

About talking. By all means talk about her and what interests her. Not about yourself. At the end of a conversation you should know a lot about her but remain a mystery guy to her. That is part of the mystique of clever operators like QB. He must have the looks to go with that flair otherwise it won't work.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Quickerblade on December 27, 2009, 04:10:55 AM
The amusing thing is guys at my gym would be more interested in a 'seminar' about how to meet women than in one re building muscles. No, I haven't given any such thing because it would be seen to be socially inappropriate. However, the interest is there. Those who have figured out a bit about how to proceed can pass on any tips to those who are a bit apprehensive.

QB might agree that it is harder to get rid of some women than to make out with them. That might sound crazy to sex starved guys out there but it is true, nevertheless.

About talking. By all means talk about her and what interests her. Not about yourself. At the end of a conversation you should know a lot about her but remain a mystery guy to her. That is part of the mystique of clever operators like QB. He must have the looks to go with that flair otherwise it won't work.


well i do get compared to colin farrell alot, but yes, get her to tell you all she can about her, reveal nothing and watch her call, text you like crazy, dont call or text back straight away, u have the power, u are a mystery, stay that way
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 27, 2009, 04:23:47 AM
The psychology of dealing positively with women is challenging. Sometimes doing the opposite of what you want to do works. Everyone wants to feel attractive and desirable. So if you refrain from giving that to an attractive woman you are withholding positive reinforcement and they don't like it. It is one way to get their attention. They know you are interested but aren't going overboard to impress them. So negative psychology can work. If you find a really attractive woman and instead of telling her how great she looks (which she hears all the time) you point out some flaw and what a pity that is. You know a good plastic surgeon or something like that. QB recommends that you don't wear your heart on your sleeve and that is important. There is competition out there for the attractive women so you have to stand out and one way is to appear unconcerned whether you have her as a girlfriend or not. Women will naturally want to win over those who aren't interested. Especially if the guys have things going for them and aren't ugly or total losers. Such unappealing guys following this brave path are doomed for sure. You can't do any of that unless you know they like you a bit. Goodness knows some guys instinctively sense all of this. The rest of us have to learn and it can be a lengthy process. Even with the most experience and success one never is an expert in this business.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 27, 2009, 07:02:44 AM
Vince Basile posting pictures of me is as routine as a kid gone missing in the Australia area.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 27, 2009, 07:05:59 AM
Vince Basile posting pictures of me is as routine as a kid gone missing in the Australia area.
LMAO :D
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 27, 2009, 07:34:02 AM
Melvin, you can't handle the truth so use the lowest dirty trick possible even for Getbiggers. You should be ashamed of yourself. I swear you behave like a sheila around these boards.  
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 27, 2009, 07:38:05 AM
Melvin, you can't handle the truth so use the lowest dirty trick possible even for Getbiggers. You should be ashamed of yourself. I swear you behave like a sheila around these boards.  


The truth???  Please explain
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: io856 on December 27, 2009, 07:57:36 AM
not really sure fat women are that hard to "get" I mean chubby chasers are not that common I take
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 27, 2009, 08:04:03 AM
The truth is that you are a complete nincompoop, buffoon, and ass. You are the epitome of being delusional on Getbig and other muscle forums. When people like me and Keith call you out you retaliate by calling us names. I give you credit for having the thickest hide seen on the internet but you don't play fair. I merely point out your foibles and bullshitting but you play dirty and hint at the pedo card. I mean, Melvin, that is despicable even for you. I guess if you live in a trailer park you can end up behaving like the trash we often see on Jerry Springer.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: io856 on December 27, 2009, 08:10:26 AM
why do the guys on here have soooo much trouble finding woman to have sex with????

women are half the population

the guys here I assume good looking too? (train with weights, vain etc...)

what the fuck...  :-\
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 27, 2009, 09:53:36 AM
The truth is that you are a complete nincompoop, buffoon, and ass. You are the epitome of being delusional on Getbig and other muscle forums. When people like me and Keith call you out you retaliate by calling us names. I give you credit for having the thickest hide seen on the internet but you don't play fair. I merely point out your foibles and bullshitting but you play dirty and hint at the pedo card. I mean, Melvin, that is despicable even for you. I guess if you live in a trailer park you can end up behaving like the trash we often see on Jerry Springer.

This is Getbig, nothing is fair around here.  If you don't like it then don't throw garbage in my direction.    
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: calfzilla on December 27, 2009, 10:10:13 AM
Calfie , have you got your eyes on a victim yet?
yes I do. 

Tapeworm: LoL at Punjabi fever!   ;D 

No I haven't asked her out yet.  :-[  I tend to work real slow.  Other bullet points are, I will be finishing my degree this March and I really don't want to try to juggle work, school and a relationship, so I think I will ask her out after school.  Probably sounds funny but I have anxiety issues when I have too much on my plate.  In the meantime my plan of attack is to semi ignore her, but when we do talk try to make her laugh (humor is one of my strengths) and do as QB said and watch closely for non verbal signs of interest ie. playing with hair and such. 

Thanks to all who have put so much effort into this thread.  And guys, if she turns me down don't worry, I will get back on it and find another.   ;)
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Topskin69 on December 27, 2009, 02:44:45 PM

Melvin actually being entertaining for a change.

Still...the pedo card is a bit low. Even by Getbig standards.


Nonetheless it is amusing. ;D
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 27, 2009, 04:30:41 PM
The depths that Goodrum and Josh descend to in bagging me reveals more about them than me. I don't make fun of the fact that Melvin is gay. So what? I don't make fun of Josh's mental problems. I think it is foolish to post detailed reports and or photos of dates on the internet and especially on Getbig. In the past I was trying to help both these blokes but they didn't see it that way so lash out. Like I said, some people can't handle the truth. Mentioning that one is bipolar and has BDP is also a worry. Especially the latter. Read "Stop Walking on Eggshells" to get a glimpse of what Borderlines are like. They have a tendency to lash out at others and have acute problems with relationships. Even psychiatrists have trouble helping those with that disorder.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: WillGrant on December 27, 2009, 04:34:47 PM
The depths that Goodrum and Josh descend to in bagging me reveals more about them than me. I don't make fun of the fact that Melvin is gay. So what? I don't make fun of Josh's mental problems. I think it is foolish to post detailed reports and or photos of dates on the internet and especially on Getbig. In the past I was trying to help both these blokes but they didn't see it that way so lash out. Like I said, some people can't handle the truth. Mentioning that one is bipolar and has BDP is also a worry. Especially the latter. Read "Stop Walking on Eggshells" to get a glimpse of what Borderlines are like. They have a tendency to lash out at others and have acute problems with relationships. Even psychiatrists have trouble helping those with that disorder.
I think calling you a pedo is low..
Josh knows he has issues so is in a good position to confront them , goodrum however does not which makes him a very dangerous ni66er
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: disturbia on December 27, 2009, 04:35:52 PM
The depths that Goodrum and Josh descend to in bagging me reveals more about them than me. I don't make fun of the fact that Melvin is gay. So what? I don't make fun of Josh's mental problems. I think it is foolish to post detailed reports and or photos of dates on the internet and especially on Getbig. In the past I was trying to help both these blokes but they didn't see it that way so lash out. Like I said, some people can't handle the truth. Mentioning that one is bipolar and has BDP is also a worry. Especially the latter. Read "Stop Walking on Eggshells" to get a glimpse of what Borderlines are like. They have a tendency to lash out at others and have acute problems with relationships. Even psychiatrists have trouble helping those with that disorder.

thats fair---I apologize and will quit
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Tapeworm on December 27, 2009, 04:40:51 PM
she's hot, but fucking annoying at the same time. def just a one night kinda thing. seems like she isn't worthy of attending this new years eve do. how do i get rid of her afterwards?

Tell her that point blank.  If the convo goes south, you know she's not the girl for you.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: webcake on December 27, 2009, 04:46:59 PM
hmmmm, i can't see that going down to well. So yeah, i will certainly try it out.  ;D
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: WillGrant on December 27, 2009, 04:48:19 PM
hmmmm, i can't see that going down to well. So yeah, i will certainly try it out.  ;D
Remember the dirty sanchez  :D
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: webcake on December 27, 2009, 04:49:27 PM
How could i forget, william.  ;D
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 27, 2009, 04:52:15 PM
Hi Josh. You come across as a complex and sensitive guy with problems. If you have BPD then you might want to read the forums and resource material on http://www.bpdcentral.com/index.php. I had a friend who had the disorder plus suffered from depression and it was a challenge being around her at times. Sometimes they lack empathy and they have acute problems sustaining relationships. They have a habit of turning on friends and family. One can only imagine how they deal with perceived threats on the internet.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Tapeworm on December 27, 2009, 05:01:25 PM
I'm semi serious, assuming she really needs to make some changes and you're not just an easily annoyed guy.  She might be aware of her offputting behavior and already know it needs to stop.  At the very least you'll get to see how she handles a topic with some meat to it or if she just immediately freaks out when her ego gets dented.  Either way you'll have done her a favor that few others would do.

Unless it's "I don't like the way you chew your food" kind of stuff in which case the issue lies with you, you intolerant bastard.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: disturbia on December 27, 2009, 05:01:50 PM
Hi Josh. You come across as a complex and sensitive guy with problems. If you have BPD then you might want to read the forums and resource material on http://www.bpdcentral.com/index.php. I had a friend who had the disorder plus suffered from depression and it was a challenge being around her at times. Sometimes they lack empathy and they have acute problems sustaining relationships. They have a habit of turning on friends and family. One can only imagine how they deal with perceived threats on the internet.

pretty much sums me up.  Im aware of it and try hard to deal with it. Its off and on
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: @Brandon on December 27, 2009, 05:03:31 PM
stay home and go on the internet instead of dating and having normal fun. Get a life and go out and get laid

I never thought I would say I agree 100%
with Basile but I do agree about this.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 27, 2009, 05:06:39 PM
Josh, Borderlines will be unlikely to cure themselves no matter how much they read and know. It is a very complex disorder but there are professionals who can help you. You are unlikely to get what you need from the internet. It could explain why you have trouble with women in your life. They would be afraid of you and your mood swings.  
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: webcake on December 27, 2009, 05:07:29 PM
Just an annoying person. She's a bit of a snob too, which is off putting.

Though admittedly i am quite easily annoyed. Perhaps the issue lies woth both of us. We might be a better match with each other than i originally imagined.  :-\
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: disturbia on December 27, 2009, 05:11:20 PM
Josh, Borderlines will be unlikely to cure themselves no matter how much they read and know. It is a very complex disorder but there are professionals who can help you. You are unlikely to get what you need from the internet. It could explain why you have trouble with women in your life. They would be afraid of you and your mood swings.  

I am aware that is the reason. I do see a shrink and a counsellor. I have gotten a ton better over time, but still have miles to go.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 27, 2009, 05:15:30 PM
That's great, Josh. I read your posts and you are a funny guy. You do have a temper but it might not be your fault because of BPD. I am not someone who is against you in any way so I hope in the future you don't turn on me because of something I post here. I will certainly keep your issues in mind and hope you improve over time.  
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Tapeworm on December 27, 2009, 05:32:50 PM
Just an annoying person. She's a bit of a snob too, which is off putting.

Though admittedly i am quite easily annoyed. Perhaps the issue lies woth both of us. We might be a better match with each other than i originally imagined.  :-\

If you really struggle to enjoy her company, I'd say pass.  There's plenty of good looking women around.

I'm going to take my chances on NYE instead of taking up a bad idea invite.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 27, 2009, 05:58:39 PM
There are an awful lot of people in bad relationships. Have a look at the couples next time you mix with them. Collectively they don't look happy and many look miserable or trapped. Socially we mate up but our genes tell us to go out and have fun. As far as I am concerned, I think marriage is a great idea for married people. Contracts should be 3 years maximum! Then couples can go their own way if things aren't working out.  Heck, 6 months is a long time if you are living with someone.

If you are trying to get a gal who isn't that keen on you then you are doomed for unhappiness because even if you get her you won't be what she is looking for. The trouble is humans are emotional creatures and fall in love sometimes with people who won't return what we want. Those who listen to country music know what I am talking about.  
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 28, 2009, 10:51:11 AM
The depths that Goodrum and Josh descend to in bagging me reveals more about them than me. I don't make fun of the fact that Melvin is gay. So what? I don't make fun of Josh's mental problems. I think it is foolish to post detailed reports and or photos of dates on the internet and especially on Getbig. In the past I was trying to help both these blokes but they didn't see it that way so lash out. Like I said, some people can't handle the truth. Mentioning that one is bipolar and has BDP is also a worry. Especially the latter. Read "Stop Walking on Eggshells" to get a glimpse of what Borderlines are like. They have a tendency to lash out at others and have acute problems with relationships. Even psychiatrists have trouble helping those with that disorder.


Basile, you asked for it by writing another one of your long and drawn out purple colored articles.  But since you haven't learned your lesson, just wait till you see what comes next
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 28, 2009, 03:42:43 PM
Melvin, you are delusional and a buffoon but are entertaining. However, the way you play the pedo card deserves to see you banned from Getbig. Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: kiwiol on December 28, 2009, 03:44:08 PM
^  whoever wins, we lose
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: dr.chimps on December 28, 2009, 03:48:48 PM
Vince B, Getbig's Miss Lonelyhearts!? Is that a step up or down from Mr. Canada*?   


*disputed
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: wes on December 28, 2009, 04:26:08 PM
Vince Basile.....crushing quality vag since 1932 !!
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: dr.chimps on December 28, 2009, 04:57:11 PM
Vince Basile.....crushing quality vag since 1932 !!
1932!? Wow, that vag is Depression and Prohibition Era vag. You really gotta work to get that.   ;D
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: WillGrant on December 28, 2009, 05:01:34 PM
^  whoever wins, we lose
lol I find it funny goodrum making an ass of himself , but I like laughing at the village idiot  :D
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 28, 2009, 05:58:04 PM
As thick as Melvin's hide is the dude still is sensitive. However, the guy bullshits big time. What is he doing posting in a thread like this when he is a safe house husband for a bloke? A couple of years ago he announced he was getting married. We all assumed that was to a gal. Nope, Melvin is bona fide gay and is proud of it. That sure is a surprise after listening to the audio clip he had on his site a couple of years ago when he was blasting Dan Duchaine from Matt's forum. In that clip Melvin boasted that he had sex with someone's sister and that her vagina was still gaping the next day. What a bullshitter! So, Melvin gets what he deserves and he deserves what he gets.

It is obvious the dude in plodding along like the rest of us. There is no need to boast on Getbig about your muscles if you haven't won a contest or are likely to win even a novice contest in the hills of North Carolina. Need I mention the business ventures? They went the same route as his wrestling career as Venom Vince Versace. All hype and no real success. The dude is a Walter Mitty and dreams of achievements that never happen.

Now, if this delusional bloke was a gimmick account to entertain the lads here then he would be one funny individual for pulling the wool over our eyes for years and giving us plenty of laughs. Nope, the buffoon is fair dinkum. I used to think he must be in a sheltered home for the intellectually challenged and was being encouraged by the caretakers to try a career as a personal trainer. You know how everyone thinks this is like basket weaving. Thus, Melvin went and got on line certificates in personal training and nutrition. Did we see any additional muscle size on his smooth physique? Nope. He did manage to get into reasonable shape for his last novice show but lost way too much size in the process. He did a Michael Arvilla there and looked like a guy with 6 months training on stage.

The lads roasted instead of toasted hapless Melvin here on Getbig and just about everywhere else he posted on the internet. He needed some status to impress us so he donated to a religious institution and was awarded a PhD in metaphysics. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear!
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: WillGrant on December 28, 2009, 06:01:29 PM
As thick as Melvin's hide is the dude still is sensitive. However, the guy bullshits big time. What is he doing posting in a thread like this when he is a safe house husband for a bloke? A couple of years ago he announced he was getting married. We all assumed that was to a gal. Nope, Melvin is bona fide gay and is proud of it. That sure is a surprise after listening to the audio clip he had on his site a couple of years ago when he was blasting Dan Duchaine from Matt's forum. In that clip Melvin boasted that he had sex with someone's sister and that her vagina was still gaping the next day. What a bullshitter! So, Melvin gets what he deserves and he deserves what he gets.

It is obvious the dude in plodding along like the rest of us. There is no need to boast on Getbig about your muscles if you haven't won a contest or are likely to win even a novice contest in the hills of North Carolina. Need I mention the business ventures? They went the same route as his wrestling career as Venom Vince Versace. All hype and no real success. The dude is a Walter Mitty and dreams of achievements that never happen.

Now, if this delusional bloke was a gimmick account to entertain the lads here then he would be one funny individual for pulling the wool over our eyes for years and giving us plenty of laughs. Nope, the buffoon is fair dinkum. I used to think he must be in a sheltered home for the intellectually challenged and was being encouraged by the caretakers to try a career as a personal trainer. You know how everyone thinks this is like basket weaving. Thus, Melvin went and got on line certificates in personal training and nutrition. Did we see any additional muscle size on his smooth physique? Nope. He did manage to get into reasonable shape for his last novice show but lost way too much size in the process. He did a Michael Arvilla there and looked like a guy with 6 months training on stage.

The lads roasted instead of toasted hapless Melvin here on Getbig and just about everywhere else he posted on the internet. He needed some status to impress us so he donated to a religious institution and was awarded a PhD in metaphysics. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear!
haha that pretty much sum's up the life of Melvin Goodrum..Quite sad really.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Palpatine Q on December 29, 2009, 01:03:50 AM
Hey dick-knocker.....It's "Flotsam".

If you are going to try and sound well-read, at least try and spell shit right
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 29, 2009, 06:34:42 AM
As thick as Melvin's hide is the dude still is sensitive. However, the guy bullshits big time. What is he doing posting in a thread like this when he is a safe house husband for a bloke? A couple of years ago he announced he was getting married. We all assumed that was to a gal. Nope, Melvin is bona fide gay and is proud of it. That sure is a surprise after listening to the audio clip he had on his site a couple of years ago when he was blasting Dan Duchaine from Matt's forum. In that clip Melvin boasted that he had sex with someone's sister and that her vagina was still gaping the next day. What a bullshitter! So, Melvin gets what he deserves and he deserves what he gets.

It is obvious the dude in plodding along like the rest of us. There is no need to boast on Getbig about your muscles if you haven't won a contest or are likely to win even a novice contest in the hills of North Carolina. Need I mention the business ventures? They went the same route as his wrestling career as Venom Vince Versace. All hype and no real success. The dude is a Walter Mitty and dreams of achievements that never happen.

Now, if this delusional bloke was a gimmick account to entertain the lads here then he would be one funny individual for pulling the wool over our eyes for years and giving us plenty of laughs. Nope, the buffoon is fair dinkum. I used to think he must be in a sheltered home for the intellectually challenged and was being encouraged by the caretakers to try a career as a personal trainer. You know how everyone thinks this is like basket weaving. Thus, Melvin went and got on line certificates in personal training and nutrition. Did we see any additional muscle size on his smooth physique? Nope. He did manage to get into reasonable shape for his last novice show but lost way too much size in the process. He did a Michael Arvilla there and looked like a guy with 6 months training on stage.

The lads roasted instead of toasted hapless Melvin here on Getbig and just about everywhere else he posted on the internet. He needed some status to impress us so he donated to a religious institution and was awarded a PhD in metaphysics. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear!

 ::)
Even if any of that was remotely true, it would certainly be better than a person who complains about athletes using steroids yet used them himself to win his "precious" 1970 Mr Canada title but mysteriously doesn't even remember who he competed against or how many competitors there were.  The only actual IFBB record of him competing is a DEAD LAST PLACE FINISH AT THE AUSTRALIAN CHAMPIONSHIP

Even more pathetic is the fact that he would have the nerve to go videotape someone's funeral.  Of course, Basile still has that gym which from pictures seen is as pink and purple as his writings and honestly its revenue can't be that much


Vince Basile, you may not say that you wasted your life but you are certainly disgruntled by a lot of things.  You've blamed everyone from Arnold, the IFBB /NPC, Bob Chick, etc for all of your failures when in fact you've never taken any responsibility for yourself. 

Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: bigmc on December 29, 2009, 06:36:41 AM
vince bassile is the bigest idiot on the internet

if anyone needs to listen to a fat balding retard living in the past to get laid

they need to get out more
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 29, 2009, 06:43:38 AM
::)
Even if any of that was remotely true, it would certainly be better than a person who complains about athletes using steroids yet used them himself to win his "precious" 1970 Mr Canada title but mysteriously doesn't even remember who he competed against or how many competitors there were.  The only actual IFBB record of him competing is a DEAD LAST PLACE FINISH AT THE AUSTRALIAN CHAMPIONSHIP

Even more pathetic is the fact that he would have the nerve to go videotape someone's funeral.  Of course, Basile still has that gym which from pictures seen is as pink and purple as his writings and honestly its revenue can't be that much


Vince Basile, you may not say that you wasted your life but you are certainly disgruntled by a lot of things.  You've blamed everyone from Arnold, the IFBB /NPC, Bob Chick, etc for all of your failures when in fact you've never taken any responsibility for yourself. 


Vince you got any pics of the last place finish at the Australian Championships?
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 29, 2009, 07:25:47 AM
Vince you got any pics of the last place finish at the Australian Championships?


Basile has pictures of that fateful day in his Smugbook but he has locked away that humiliating day.  Honestly, he should be grateful because I haven't posted a lot of his stuff in his photo album that's pretty disgusting to look at. 
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: wes on December 29, 2009, 09:34:34 AM
Vince G,bringing the pain!
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Van_Bilderass on December 29, 2009, 11:12:47 AM
I always thought Basile has a crush on Goodrum.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: tendonitis on December 29, 2009, 11:14:46 AM
I always thought Basile has a crush on Goodrum.

there definitely is something strange going on there
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 29, 2009, 11:21:37 AM
I always thought Basile has a crush on Goodrum.
I think so but soemthing went wrong
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: io856 on December 29, 2009, 07:23:36 PM
there is nothing normal about Basile's obsession with Goodrum that much is certain
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 29, 2009, 07:50:33 PM
You guys have no clue about what is going on. When I was running my gym I sometimes made 'heroes' out of ordinary but interesting blokes just to pass the time. Goodrum is a 'hero' like that. He is the epitome of some guys who go to gyms hoping to transcend themselves into someone important. It seldom happens but in the gym various dudes become regulars and contribute to the atmosphere. We have had awards for guys who bust their guts but remain the same. So far we haven't given a most delusional award but we do have a smoothie award and I have received that a few times just for fun. I usually win the stirrers award in our gym.

There aren't many threads here on Getbig that interest me. This very thread was bumped by someone just to stir the board. I originally posted it a few years ago. I was corrected in the past re 'flotsam'. The great Getbig anonymous unwashed. When I see most Goodrum threads, especially announcements of his latest condition or business venture, it is a must read. Those who have followed Melvin Goodrum's threads over the years know what I am talking about. The guy is a dreamer but not much happens that is significant. Yet Goodrum insists he is an internet legend. Right, but not the way he thinks he is! And therein lies the humour and amusement of this bloke. He is oblivious of how he is perceived on Getbig. Well, he must know....surely any average Joe would know! Yet he keeps posting his plans and they amount to almost nothing. Sure, he has an internet business but who here would buy from Vince G? To all and sundry he is a joke. 240, Onlyme and others have tried to help Melvin in business to no avail. Melvin doesn't listen to advice, he gives it. I mean, two internet diplomas and he is an expert? Come on, no one here takes those credentials seriously. He can't prove by example that he knows much. In spite of those deficiencies he is quick to criticize others and dismisses some of my gym equipment because of the paint colour. What do you call that? Well, Vince G CSN MFT PHD. Oh, he doesn't use his PhD tag because he donated money for some weekend degree even though he swore he did a thesis. He has no such intellectual achievements and is an embarrassment to those who have labored long and hard for those respected degrees.

Someone has to keep Goodrum honest. The trouble is Melvin tires of being lampooned and tries to retaliate. His efforts in this regard reflect his other endeavours and he personally attacks others instead of debating issues. He even resorts to libel which is pretty low for anyone here.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: tendonitis on December 29, 2009, 07:56:50 PM
You guys have no clue about what is going on. When I was running my gym I sometimes made 'heroes' out of ordinary but interesting blokes just to pass the time. Goodrum is a 'hero' like that. He is the epitome of some guys who go to gyms hoping to transcend themselves into someone important. It seldom happens but in the gym various dudes become regulars and contribute to the atmosphere. We have had awards for guys who bust their guts but remain the same. So far we haven't given a most delusional award but we do have a smoothie award and I have received that a few times just for fun. I usually win the stirrers award in our gym.

There aren't many threads here on Getbig that interest me. This very thread was bumped by someone just to stir the board. I originally posted it a few years ago. I was corrected in the past re 'flotsam'. The great Getbig anonymous unwashed. When I see most Goodrum threads, especially announcements of his latest condition or business venture, it is a must read. Those who have followed Melvin Goodrum's threads over the years know what I am talking about. The guy is a dreamer but not much happens that is significant. Yet Goodrum insists he is an internet legend. Right, but not the way he thinks he is! And therein lies the humour and amusement of this bloke. He is oblivious of how he is perceived on Getbig. Well, he must know....surely any average Joe would know! Yet he keeps posting his plans and they amount to almost nothing. Sure, he has an internet business but who here would buy from Vince G? To all and sundry he is a joke. 240, Onlyme and others have tried to help Melvin in business to no avail. Melvin doesn't listen to advice, he gives it. I mean, two internet diplomas and he is an expert? Come on, no one here takes those credentials seriously. He can't prove by example that he knows much. In spite of those deficiencies he is quick to criticize others and dismisses some of my gym equipment because of the paint colour. What do you call that? Well, Vince G CSN MFT PHD. Oh, he doesn't use his PhD tag because he donated money for some weekend degree even though he swore he did a thesis. He has no such intellectual achievements and is an embarrassment to those who have labored long and hard for those respected degrees.

Someone has to keep Goodrum honest. The trouble is Melvin tires of being lampooned and tries to retaliate. His efforts in this regard reflect his other endeavours and he personally attacks others instead of debating issues. He even resorts to libel which is pretty low for anyone here.
pot, meet kettle
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: CARTEL on December 29, 2009, 07:59:17 PM
pot, meet kettle

I can't believe you got that far in that post.

You've quite the pain threshold.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 30, 2009, 05:56:32 AM
You guys have no clue about what is going on. When I was running my gym I sometimes made 'heroes' out of ordinary but interesting blokes just to pass the time. Goodrum is a 'hero' like that. He is the epitome of some guys who go to gyms hoping to transcend themselves into someone important. It seldom happens but in the gym various dudes become regulars and contribute to the atmosphere. We have had awards for guys who bust their guts but remain the same. So far we haven't given a most delusional award but we do have a smoothie award and I have received that a few times just for fun. I usually win the stirrers award in our gym.

There aren't many threads here on Getbig that interest me. This very thread was bumped by someone just to stir the board. I originally posted it a few years ago. I was corrected in the past re 'flotsam'. The great Getbig anonymous unwashed. When I see most Goodrum threads, especially announcements of his latest condition or business venture, it is a must read. Those who have followed Melvin Goodrum's threads over the years know what I am talking about. The guy is a dreamer but not much happens that is significant. Yet Goodrum insists he is an internet legend. Right, but not the way he thinks he is! And therein lies the humour and amusement of this bloke. He is oblivious of how he is perceived on Getbig. Well, he must know....surely any average Joe would know! Yet he keeps posting his plans and they amount to almost nothing. Sure, he has an internet business but who here would buy from Vince G? To all and sundry he is a joke. 240, Onlyme and others have tried to help Melvin in business to no avail. Melvin doesn't listen to advice, he gives it. I mean, two internet diplomas and he is an expert? Come on, no one here takes those credentials seriously. He can't prove by example that he knows much. In spite of those deficiencies he is quick to criticize others and dismisses some of my gym equipment because of the paint colour. What do you call that? Well, Vince G CSN MFT PHD. Oh, he doesn't use his PhD tag because he donated money for some weekend degree even though he swore he did a thesis. He has no such intellectual achievements and is an embarrassment to those who have labored long and hard for those respected degrees.

Someone has to keep Goodrum honest. The trouble is Melvin tires of being lampooned and tries to retaliate. His efforts in this regard reflect his other endeavours and he personally attacks others instead of debating issues. He even resorts to libel which is pretty low for anyone here.


You've called my house, my office, my hotel room at the Olympia and at my competition.  That's called stalking....there's no libel behind and if you think its libel then I dare you to talk me to court.

The fact is that you're a lonely old elderly man and you are upset because you never did anyting spectacular or significant in bodybuilding and now you lash out at the IFBB and Bob Chick and making the usual excuse of "The establishment is holding me down".  Arnold didn't want you as a friend, Frank Zane didn't even know who you were when I asked him, and there's hardly any records of that Mr Canada title which tells me that it wasn't that prestigious at the time or didn't have any meaning.

Basile, just try to enjoy the rest of your years you have left and stop arguing just to argue
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 30, 2009, 06:39:00 AM
What I don't do is bullshit and lie on line like Melvin does. I called his hotel in Vegas at the Olympia because I felt sorry for him since he sounded broke and was using coupons, etc., for meals. I thought he could use some cash. I never called his office, home, at the contest or anywhere else. Don't make up lies about me. I am NOT a homosexual and I have never been lonely as an adult. Why do you think my ex divorced me?

The 1970 Mr Canada contest was held in Vancouver. Contrary to what ignoramuses like you and Bob Chick believe there were lots of guys enterred. Walter Milner and John Mikl went on to win the Mr Canada a few years later.

When you have won a national title then consider yourself a peer re physiques. Heck, I would be impressed if you could win an open state title. Heck, even a local novice title would be a big deal in your life.

Both Arnold and Frank visited my place in Manly at my penthouse apartment. Arnold in 1974 and Frank about 1977 or so. Arnold was at my gym in 1974 and 1980. Frank knows who I am and so does Arnold.   
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 30, 2009, 06:45:55 AM
What I don't do is bullshit and lie on line like Melvin does. I called his hotel in Vegas at the Olympia because I felt sorry for him since he sounded broke and was using coupons, etc., for meals. I thought he could use some cash. I never called his office, home, at the contest or anywhere else. Don't make up lies about me. I am NOT a homosexual and I have never been lonely as an adult. Why do you think my ex divorced me?

The 1970 Mr Canada contest was held in Vancouver. Contrary to what ignoramuses like you and Bob Chick believe there were lots of guys enterred. Walter Milner and John Mikl went on to win the Mr Canada a few years later.

When you have won a national title then consider yourself a peer re physiques. Heck, I would be impressed if you could win an open state title. Heck, even a local novice title would be a big deal in your life.

Both Arnold and Frank visited my place in Manly at my penthouse apartment. Arnold in 1974 and Frank about 1977 or so. Arnold was at my gym in 1974 and 1980. Frank knows who I am and so does Arnold.   



Your ex problably divorced you because she got tired of hearing about your 1970 Mr Canada title like everyone else. 

And your national title doesn't mean shit because there obviously wasn't that many people completing in 1970 Mr Canada dumb ass.    Your national title doesn't even equate a local show nowadays. 
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 30, 2009, 07:22:54 AM
No, Melvin, on bodybuilding forums your second place out of two competitors in a novice division is what doesn't mean much. An IFBB national title is significant especially for Canada, Australia and larger countries that have titles.

Contrary to what you believe I don't boast about having won a title. I never put up a photo of me winning that contest in my gym. How many other gym owners can claim that? My daughter put up a photo in the history wall a few years ago. I don't boast about having university degrees, either. Nor would I consider buying a degree online!
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 30, 2009, 08:35:41 AM
No, Melvin, on bodybuilding forums your second place out of two competitors in a novice division is what doesn't mean much. An IFBB national title is significant especially for Canada, Australia and larger countries that have titles.

Contrary to what you believe I don't boast about having won a title. I never put up a photo of me winning that contest in my gym. How many other gym owners can claim that? My daughter put up a photo in the history wall a few years ago. I don't boast about having university degrees, either. Nor would I consider buying a degree online!

Then how many people competed in the 1970 Mr Canada, Basile.???? 

And you're a quite a bit behind on competitions.  My last competition had 10 competitors in the class with over 100 people completing
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Tapeworm on December 30, 2009, 10:12:34 AM
Is it too late for couple's therapy?
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: bigmc on December 30, 2009, 12:22:58 PM
basille is the only person on the internet i would kill if i met in real life

thats how much of a c u n t he is
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: WillGrant on December 30, 2009, 01:29:59 PM


Your ex problably divorced you because she got tired of hearing about your 1970 Mr Canada title like everyone else. 

And your national title doesn't mean shit because there obviously wasn't that many people completing in 1970 Mr Canada dumb ass.    Your national title doesn't even equate a local show nowadays. 
Oh STFU you shit stained porch dweller..Everything Basile typed (though long winded) is true about you , you are a deluded spear chucking loser , the next time you are taking a drink someone should hit you over the head with the toilet seat and knock some simple sense into you.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 30, 2009, 01:45:39 PM
Oh STFU you shit stained porch dweller..Everything Basile typed (though long winded) is true about you , you are a deluded spear chucking loser , the next time you are taking a drink someone should hit you over the head with the toilet seat and knock some simple sense into you.


Tell us how you REALLY FEEL????  ;D
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: EL Mariachi on December 30, 2009, 01:59:57 PM
What I don't do is bullshit and lie on line like Melvin does. I called his hotel in Vegas at the Olympia because I felt sorry for him since he sounded broke and was using coupons, etc., for meals. I thought he could use some cash. I never called his office, home, at the contest or anywhere else. Don't make up lies about me. I am NOT a homosexual and I have never been lonely as an adult. Why do you think my ex divorced me?

The 1970 Mr Canada contest was held in Vancouver. Contrary to what ignoramuses like you and Bob Chick believe there were lots of guys enterred. Walter Milner and John Mikl went on to win the Mr Canada a few years later.

When you have won a national title then consider yourself a peer re physiques. Heck, I would be impressed if you could win an open state title. Heck, even a local novice title would be a big deal in your life.

Both Arnold and Frank visited my place in Manly at my penthouse apartment. Arnold in 1974 and Frank about 1977 or so. Arnold was at my gym in 1974 and 1980. Frank knows who I am and so does Arnold.  

if you want to pop that puppy's can, you dont have to grease him so much mr canada
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 30, 2009, 02:36:08 PM
if you want to pop that puppy's can, you dont have to grease him so much mr canada


I'm not in his age group.  He likes em much younger.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 30, 2009, 03:27:12 PM
Oh STFU you shit stained porch dweller..Everything Basile typed (though long winded) is true about you , you are a deluded spear chucking loser , the next time you are taking a drink someone should hit you over the head with the toilet seat and knock some simple sense into you.
:D
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 30, 2009, 04:06:40 PM
:D


He didn't get enough attention when he was a kid... :'(
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: WillGrant on December 30, 2009, 04:07:01 PM

Tell us how you REALLY FEEL????  ;D
You should take a leaf out of one of your more famous relations , Clyde from "anywhich way you can" now that was one smart ape , why dont you act like him goodrum.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: WillGrant on December 30, 2009, 04:08:30 PM

He didn't get enough attention when he was a kid... :'(
If this was the case Id be an attention whore like you but Id have real attention not deluded like you , you ugly prick  :-X
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 30, 2009, 04:11:23 PM
Then how many people competed in the 1970 Mr Canada, Basile.???? 

And you're a quite a bit behind on competitions.  My last competition had 10 competitors in the class with over 100 people completing

So how did Basile get you phone number Vince G?
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: dr.chimps on December 30, 2009, 04:15:53 PM
So how did Basile get you phone number Vince G?
Vince G told us what hotel he was staying at during his contest (Metrolina!?). Vince B. was the only one who thought to prank-call him. 
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 30, 2009, 04:19:22 PM
Vince G told us what hotel he was staying at during his contest (Metrolina!?). Vince B. was the only one who thought to prank-call him. 
;D
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 30, 2009, 04:21:07 PM
keith made the prank call.  Basile's crazy ass called me at the olympia. 
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 30, 2009, 04:29:58 PM
Yeah, Keith sent a pizza or something like that. I thought it would be a hoot talking to Melvin but he had nothing to say. We didn't know he was gay then but I think he had someone with him so couldn't talk. He didn't want my help, either. Later he posted he got deals via coupons and promotions for meals and entertainment so did okay in Vegas.

People here are trying to twist what happened. I happen to be sympathetic to battlers and those having a hard time so offered to help Melvin. That was it. I am definitely not gay and I date women well over 50. Melvin has to cease with the nasty hints.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 30, 2009, 04:41:07 PM

You've called my house, my office, my hotel room at the Olympia and at my competition.  That's called stalking....there's no libel behind and if you think its libel then I dare you to talk me to court.

The fact is that you're a lonely old elderly man and you are upset because you never did anyting spectacular or significant in bodybuilding and now you lash out at the IFBB and Bob Chick and making the usual excuse of "The establishment is holding me down".  Arnold didn't want you as a friend, Frank Zane didn't even know who you were when I asked him, and there's hardly any records of that Mr Canada title which tells me that it wasn't that prestigious at the time or didn't have any meaning.

Basile, just try to enjoy the rest of your years you have left and stop arguing just to argue
Now back to the original question I had how did Basile get your house and office number? you must of gave it to him?
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 30, 2009, 04:46:37 PM
I don't have Goodrum's office or home phone numbers. Never called him except at his hotel in Vegas. The guy is a bullshitter trying to make me look like I am stalking him. I post on his threads and that is all.  
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Earl1972 on December 30, 2009, 06:45:18 PM
vince

what do you think are the main keys for a bodybuilder to be successful with women?

E
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: calfzilla on December 30, 2009, 08:35:35 PM
vince

what do you think are the main keys for a bodybuilder to be successful with women?  How come you are 50+ yet have all these epic internet feuds that would be lame even for a 15 year old? 

E
Fixed. 
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 30, 2009, 09:42:18 PM
I don't have Goodrum's office or home phone numbers. Never called him except at his hotel in Vegas. The guy is a bullshitter trying to make me look like I am stalking him. I post on his threads and that is all.  

You just admitted to calling my hotel in Vegas...... ::)
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: io856 on December 30, 2009, 09:56:35 PM
what did Basile expect in return for that $$$

man this all seems a little creepy
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince B on December 30, 2009, 10:40:20 PM
You just admitted to calling my hotel in Vegas...... ::)

I never denied it. Since people here seldom try to help one another such behaviour is viewed as suspicious. Shows how sick our society is. If I recall Melvin got spit on by Derek during his visit to Vegas. I guess he didn't like that Melvin contacted his parents about what Derek had on the internet and Derek was going to sort hapless Melvin out. So Melvin has a history of getting back at people who threaten or bag him. Before I found out he was gay I was going to invite him to Sydney and he could have stayed at a friend's place and used my gym for free. That never happened. I thought we could show everyone what some serious training could do for Melvin. Naturally, Melvin thought he knew more than I did and besides he wouldn't go to a gym that had some magenta equipment! Nor could he afford to come to Australia.

After Onlyme found Melvin's messages to Queen Vissy on line there was no way I was inviting a gay guy to Sydney. Not that I dislike gays but imagine what the lads on Getbig would make of that. You see, folks, I do have sympathy for others and as a gym owner and former PE teacher I do try to help a lot of people. Melvin has had some assistance preparing for his last contest and looked much better. However, where was the size he carried before he cut up? That is what I could have helped him with. I thought he would be super motivated to show everyone because of the bagging he received on a regular basis on the muscle forums and especially here at Getbig. Some people you just can't help.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: bigmc on December 31, 2009, 04:49:44 AM
I never denied it. Since people here seldom try to help one another such behaviour is viewed as suspicious. Shows how sick our society is. If I recall Melvin got spit on by Derek during his visit to Vegas. I guess he didn't like that Melvin contacted his parents about what Derek had on the internet and Derek was going to sort hapless Melvin out. So Melvin has a history of getting back at people who threaten or bag him. Before I found out he was gay I was going to invite him to Sydney and he could have stayed at a friend's place and used my gym for free. That never happened. I thought we could show everyone what some serious training could do for Melvin. Naturally, Melvin thought he knew more than I did and besides he wouldn't go to a gym that had some magenta equipment! Nor could he afford to come to Australia.

After Onlyme found Melvin's messages to Queen Vissy on line there was no way I was inviting a gay guy to Sydney. Not that I dislike gays but imagine what the lads on Getbig would make of that. You see, folks, I do have sympathy for others and as a gym owner and former PE teacher I do try to help a lot of people. Melvin has had some assistance preparing for his last contest and looked much better. However, where was the size he carried before he cut up? That is what I could have helped him with. I thought he would be super motivated to show everyone because of the bagging he received on a regular basis on the muscle forums and especially here at Getbig. Some people you just can't help.

creepy pedo meltdown
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Vince G, CSN MFT on December 31, 2009, 05:06:33 AM
creepy pedo meltdown


Tell me about it. He had to lie to the hotel reception because I requested only emergency calls plus he's obsessed with me coming down to New Zealand in his gym and telling him no repeated times doesn't do any good.

I wish this old gripper would stop bothering me
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: wes on December 31, 2009, 05:20:49 AM
Talk about being obsessed with someone.....GEEZUS!!
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: dr.chimps on December 31, 2009, 06:34:08 AM

Tell me about it. He had to lie to the hotel reception because I requested only emergency calls plus he's obsessed with me coming down to New Zealand in his gym and telling him no repeated times doesn't do any good.

I wish this old gripper would stop bothering me
LOL. I have no idea what this means, but, damn, funny stuff.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Ex Coelis on December 31, 2009, 06:40:52 AM
so Vince G and Melvin G are the same person?

I haven't been paying attention . . .
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Tito24 on December 31, 2009, 10:19:05 AM
Indians fucking stink. I avoid them at all costs. Curry everday, smell comes through the pores in their skin. bloody curry munchers.

LMAO
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Mr Nobody on December 31, 2009, 10:25:32 AM
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: WillGrant on December 31, 2009, 07:04:11 PM
Goodrum reminds me of that sweaty ass smell you get after a hard days work and you scratch your ass and get that horrid tangy whiff off your fingers , goodrum = sweaty ass smell
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Spoony Luv on December 31, 2009, 09:52:35 PM
You should take a leaf out of one of your more famous relations , Clyde from "anywhich way you can" now that was one smart ape , why dont you act like him goodrum.

right turn Melvin...Classic stuff...
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: dr.chimps on January 01, 2010, 07:54:33 AM
right turn Melvin...Classic stuff...
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: tendonitis on January 01, 2010, 08:09:14 AM
Advice from Basile on picking up women.....BWHAHAHAHHAHAH AHA

Vince, stick to giving out advice on where to pick up an early-bird dinner and how to keep one's prostate from swelling.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: dr.chimps on January 01, 2010, 08:10:11 AM
Advice from Basile on picking up women.....BWHAHAHAHHAHAH AHA

Vince, stick to giving out advice on where to pick up an early-bird dinner buffet and how to keep one's prostate from swelling.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: Thin Lizzy on January 01, 2010, 08:20:24 AM
Advice from Basile on picking up women.....BWHAHAHAHHAHAH AHA

Vince, stick to giving out advice on where to pick up an early-bird dinner and how to keep one's prostate from swelling.

That's just Vince's way of saying he spent Christmas, alone, eating dog food out of a can.
Title: Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
Post by: BIG_STI on January 01, 2010, 08:27:55 AM
this thread is just creepy, this guy needs some serious help