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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #25 on: December 26, 2009, 10:18:06 PM »
Quote from: Vince Basile on December 26, 2009, 10:15:57 PM
I thought Quickerblade dispensed fool proof advice to the lonely re getting a root?
Leave QB out of this.  His methods are great for hit it and quit it one night stand kinds of things.  I'm 28 and looking to settle down so I need the advice of a more seasoned Iron brotheren.  So what are your advices? 
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #26 on: December 26, 2009, 10:30:34 PM »
Still waiting. 
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #27 on: December 26, 2009, 10:32:12 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on December 26, 2009, 10:00:20 PM
Mr. Basile, I am not a flotsom but will you help me nail the illusive Indian chick.  It is a goal of mine this year.  Thanks. 
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #28 on: December 26, 2009, 10:33:25 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on December 26, 2009, 10:00:20 PM
Mr. Basile, I am not a flotsom but will you help me nail the illusive Indian chick.  It is a goal of mine this year.  Thanks. 
have you tried so far? If so, how? Is she the americanised type?
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #29 on: December 26, 2009, 10:36:26 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on December 26, 2009, 10:30:34 PM
Still waiting. 

Be patient.  He's just having a little safety snack.
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #30 on: December 26, 2009, 10:37:07 PM »
Quote from: haider on December 26, 2009, 10:33:25 PM
have you tried so far? If so, how? Is she the americanised type?
yes I believe so, as far as I can tell.  That is my only saving grace.  
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #31 on: December 26, 2009, 10:40:32 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on December 26, 2009, 10:37:07 PM
yes I believe so, as far as I can tell.  That is my only saving grace.  
still depends on her family, as far as dating goes. If she is indeed americanised, I'd approach her like any other chick.
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #32 on: December 26, 2009, 10:42:20 PM »
Quote from: haider on December 26, 2009, 10:40:32 PM
still depends on her family, as far as dating goes. If she is indeed americanised, I'd approach her like any other chick.
Agreed.  Just smile and strike up conversations and show an interest.  Wish me luck. 
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #33 on: December 26, 2009, 10:42:37 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on December 26, 2009, 10:18:06 PM
I'm 28 and looking to settle down so I need the advice of a more seasoned Iron brotheren.  So what are your advices? 

you think your the only person looking to settle down, girls want to settle down by the time there 23, just get out there and play the field till you click with one of them. you never know u may find a indian hottie who loves you.

heaps of girls out there wanting to settle down, take advantage man, if u must just fuck getbig off and do what u have to do.
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #34 on: December 26, 2009, 10:46:36 PM »
Quote from: Quickerblade on December 26, 2009, 10:42:37 PM
you think your the only person looking to settle down, girls want to settle down by the time there 23, just get out there and play the field till you click with one of them. you never know u may find a indian hottie who loves you.

heaps of girls out there wanting to settle down, take advantage man, if u must just fuck getbig off and do what u have to do.
True.  When I was 23 I had a girl 25 or 26 I think, she wanted to settle down but I was not even close.  That is the closest I have come.  Now that I'm 28 I'm looking to settle down, but not gonna rush into anything.  After I am done with school in March I will start going out more and meeting more people.  Plus I will keep working on that Indian chick at work. 

QB your help and support is apprecited as usual.   :D
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #35 on: December 26, 2009, 10:47:05 PM »
You must download the Bollywood and practice practice my goodly friend, then capture her female enchantments with The Dance Of The Blooming Lotus.
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #36 on: December 26, 2009, 10:49:47 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on December 26, 2009, 10:46:36 PM
True.  When I was 23 I had a girl 25 or 26 I think, she wanted to settle down but I was not even close.  That is the closest I have come.  Now that I'm 28 I'm looking to settle down, but not gonna rush into anything.  After I am done with school in March I will start going out more and meeting more people.  Plus I will keep working on that Indian chick at work. 

QB your help and support is apprecited as usual.   :D

just dont work to hard, the more effort u put in the more she backs off.
have u asked her out yet? coffee?
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #37 on: December 26, 2009, 10:51:12 PM »
Tell her you own a chain of convenience stores.
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #38 on: December 26, 2009, 10:51:57 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on December 26, 2009, 10:51:12 PM
Tell her you own a chain of convenience stores.

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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #39 on: December 26, 2009, 10:55:13 PM »
All Slumdog millionaire and Japatis
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #40 on: December 26, 2009, 10:57:56 PM »
Quote from: Quickerblade on December 26, 2009, 10:51:57 PM
:D

Take her out one night to add digits to milk jug expiration dates and he's in like Mola Ram.
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #41 on: December 26, 2009, 10:58:53 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on December 26, 2009, 10:57:56 PM
Take her out one night to add digits to milk jug expiration dates and he's in like Mola Ram.

hahahah

i think 'zilla is looking for an anglo-indian
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #42 on: December 26, 2009, 11:00:07 PM »
Calfie , have you got your eyes on a victim yet?
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #43 on: December 26, 2009, 11:00:16 PM »
I wonder what makes QB succeed with some sheilas? Might have nothing to do with his techniques. When a guy gets lucky it usually has nothing to do with him but everything to do with what the woman wants.
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #44 on: December 26, 2009, 11:00:26 PM »
Indians fucking stink. I avoid them at all costs. Curry everday, smell comes through the pores in their skin. bloody curry munchers.
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #45 on: December 26, 2009, 11:01:30 PM »
Quote from: Quickerblade on December 26, 2009, 10:58:53 PM
hahahah

i think 'zilla is looking for an anglo-indian

Oh I get it.  No schnozz.
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #46 on: December 26, 2009, 11:03:59 PM »
Quote from: Vince Basile on December 26, 2009, 11:00:16 PM
I wonder what makes QB succeed with some sheilas? Might have nothing to do with his techniques. When a guy gets lucky it usually has nothing to do with him but everything to do with what the woman wants.

its actually making the girl feel comfortable and give her the sense that the ball is in her court.

its not that hard really, just go out and mingle with heaps of girls..they will introduce u to there friends who will introduce u to more friends, numbers are exchanged and then you start calling mid week.
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #47 on: December 26, 2009, 11:08:44 PM »
Naw, you have to have something going for you to get that lucky. You figure it is the stuff you do and say. That isn't how women are. Some of your tips are sensible but most are based on stuff only a very confident, handsome guy could get away with. Advising the hapless blokes here is hardly going to help them at all.
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #48 on: December 26, 2009, 11:13:41 PM »
Quote from: Vince Basile on December 26, 2009, 11:08:44 PM
Naw, you have to have something going for you to get that lucky. You figure it is the stuff you do and say. That isn't how women are. Some of your tips are sensible but most are based on stuff only a very confident, handsome guy could get away with. Advising the hapless blokes here is hardly going to help them at all.

Now don't get evasive on us, Vince.  What is your advice to this lad with the punjabi fever?
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Re: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig.
« Reply #49 on: December 26, 2009, 11:15:49 PM »
Quote from: Vince Basile on December 26, 2009, 11:08:44 PM
Naw, you have to have something going for you to get that lucky. You figure it is the stuff you do and say. That isn't how women are. Some of your tips are sensible but most are based on stuff only a very confident, handsome guy could get away with. Advising the hapless blokes here is hardly going to help them at all.

Some guys here are just stuck in a rut and need a little motivation Vince, maybe some need a tan, whiten there teeth, a new hairstyle, fragrance, dressing style. Confidence is key, you cannot be nervous and ask a girl "um would you um like to ahh err stay with me at the umm shangri la hotel please" its my confidence that works for me.

I have been in positions where im just talking to a girl and mid conversation i make out with her..thats exciting for her. thats passion.
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