Author Topic: Advice to the lonely flotsom and jetsom on Getbig. (Read 20261 times)

Vince B · « **on:** December 23, 2006, 05:08:44 PM »

It is noon on Sunday Dec 24 where I am so I am soon going shopping for Christmas presents. If it is Saturday night where you live then I suggest you blokes get a life and go out and meet some Sheilas. I have never understood how so many guys who lift weights do NOT have a girlfriend. I swear this behaviour puts pressure on those of us who do fancy women and we often have to look after some of these lonely women because you hapless saps are not doing your share. In the past this was not a burden to me but as I get older I am getting weary of having to compensate for those who can only be described as losers who stay home and go on the internet instead of dating and having normal fun. Get a life and go out and get laid and stop relying on other guys to root your women for you because we are sick of it!

alexxx · « **Reply #1 on:** December 23, 2006, 05:10:05 PM »

I second that motion.

Darth Muscle · « **Reply #2 on:** December 23, 2006, 05:14:32 PM »

Quote from: alexxx on December 23, 2006, 05:10:05 PM

I second that motion.

I believe he is talking to you too............

ToxicAvenger · « **Reply #3 on:** December 23, 2006, 05:16:54 PM »

Quote from: Vince Basile on December 23, 2006, 05:08:44 PM

It is noon on Sunday Dec 24 where I am so I am soon going shopping for Christmas presents. If it is Saturday night where you live then I suggest you blokes get a life and go out and meet some Sheilas. I have never understood how so many guys who lift weights do NOT have a girlfriend. I swear this behaviour puts pressure on those of us who do fancy women and we often have to look after some of these lonely women because you hapless saps are not doing your share. In the past this was not a burden to me but as I get older I am getting weary of having to compensate for those who can only be described as losers who stay home and go on the internet instead of dating and having normal fun. Get a life and go out and get laid and stop relying on other guys to root your women for you because we are sick of it!

you actually said Sheilas $:-\$

you r trying way too hard for oz mate

btw..yall r gonna lose the 2007 cric cup!

f**k the ashes..the english were never any competition in the first place..freddie cant hold togetha the whole fucking team

TheAnimal · « **Reply #4 on:** December 23, 2006, 05:18:49 PM »

is this thread serious or sarcastic humour?

avesher · « **Reply #5 on:** December 23, 2006, 05:19:15 PM »

Quote from: Vince Basile on December 23, 2006, 05:08:44 PM

It is noon on Sunday Dec 24 where I am so I am soon going shopping for Christmas presents. If it is Saturday night where you live then I suggest you blokes get a life and go out and meet some Sheilas. I have never understood how so many guys who lift weights do NOT have a girlfriend. I swear this behaviour puts pressure on those of us who do fancy women and we often have to look after some of these lonely women because you hapless saps are not doing your share. In the past this was not a burden to me but as I get older I am getting weary of having to compensate for those who can only be described as losers who stay home and go on the internet instead of dating and having normal fun. Get a life and go out and get laid and stop relying on other guys to root your women for you because we are sick of it!

Vince you are 78 years old--who are you looking after for people--Granny Smith?

Vince B · « **Reply #6 on:** December 23, 2006, 05:21:01 PM »

I have no idea who has a girlfriend but when guys like Alexxxxxx post Goodrum after Goodrum posts on a Saturday night the guy is lonely!

Vince B · « **Reply #7 on:** December 23, 2006, 05:22:09 PM »

This thread is serious but naturally is funny because of that.

alexxx · « **Reply #8 on:** December 23, 2006, 05:22:15 PM »

Quote from: Vince Basile on December 23, 2006, 05:21:01 PM

I have no idea who has a girlfriend but when guys like Alexxxxxx post Goodrum after Goodrum posts on a Saturday night the guy is lonely!

Good point! Are you saying this Alexxxxxxx character is in love with Goodrum?

Stark · « **Reply #9 on:** December 23, 2006, 05:23:24 PM »

ATT. PLEASE../..TESTICLES ,,,,, THAT IS ALL !!!!!

TheAnimal · « **Reply #10 on:** December 23, 2006, 05:24:51 PM »

Quote from: Stark on December 23, 2006, 05:23:24 PM

ATT. PLEASE../..TESTICLES ,,,,, THAT IS ALL !!!!![/size]

Vince B · « **Reply #11 on:** December 23, 2006, 05:31:46 PM »

Strangely enough I never noticed that Melvin had a nut case until someone pointed it out!

TheAnimal · « **Reply #12 on:** December 23, 2006, 05:38:52 PM »

haha that must be photoshopped I doubt Collard would have released it if his scrotom was noticable

Vince B · « **Reply #13 on:** December 23, 2006, 05:44:46 PM »

See for yourself. Click on 'Juniors'.

http://www.collardphoto.com/2006-Mountaineer.html

Topskin69 · « **Reply #14 on:** December 25, 2009, 08:17:58 AM »

Mega Christmas Bump!!

ChristopherA · « **Reply #15 on:** December 25, 2009, 08:24:42 AM »

Wow Vince posting Goodrum pics again.

Dude is in your head or something , you have his pictures ready to go at the drop of a hat. As far as the thread goes, I dont think any of us are waiting for a 80yr old man to root for our women.

kiwiol · « **Reply #16 on:** December 25, 2009, 08:26:27 AM »

I thought this thread was going to be about how to acquire a white, unmarked van and put it to use in a Chris Hansen-ish context

Tapeworm · « **Reply #17 on:** December 25, 2009, 08:32:41 AM »

I got yur jetsom right here!

Mr Nobody · « **Reply #18 on:** December 25, 2009, 08:40:57 AM »

Quote from: Vince Basile on December 23, 2006, 05:08:44 PM

It is noon on Sunday Dec 24 where I am so I am soon going shopping for Christmas presents. If it is Saturday night where you live then I suggest you blokes get a life and go out and meet some Sheilas. I have never understood how so many guys who lift weights do NOT have a girlfriend. I swear this behaviour puts pressure on those of us who do fancy women and we often have to look after some of these lonely women because you hapless saps are not doing your share. In the past this was not a burden to me but as I get older I am getting weary of having to compensate for those who can only be described as losers who stay home and go on the internet instead of dating and having normal fun. Get a life and go out and get laid and stop relying on other guys to root your women for you because we are sick of it!

Topskin69 · « **Reply #19 on:** December 25, 2009, 10:13:38 AM »

Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on December 25, 2009, 08:50:48 AM

I dont know about the rest of you, but I am proud to be part of the dysfunctional "Flotsom" that comprises the GETBIG family.

We are all brethren my jetsom!!

che · « **Reply #20 on:** December 25, 2009, 10:21:38 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on December 25, 2009, 08:26:27 AM

I thought this thread was going to be about how to acquire a white, unmarked boat-van and put it to use in a Chris Hansen-ish context

Fixed

Topskin69 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 25, 2009, 01:47:09 PM »

Here is to looking forward to a new year of Vince showing us his many inventions, and educating us on the finer points of message board etiquette!

Topskin69 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 26, 2009, 08:27:57 PM »

Epic Super Mega Bump!!!

calfzilla · « **Reply #23 on:** December 26, 2009, 10:00:20 PM »

Mr. Basile, I am not a flotsom but will you help me nail the illusive Indian chick. It is a goal of mine this year. Thanks.

Vince B · « **Reply #24 on:** December 26, 2009, 10:15:57 PM »

I thought Quickerblade dispensed fool proof advice to the lonely re getting a root?