I`m in the middle of my back workout and in walks this clown. He is on his cell phone and a monster gym bag over his shoulder, giving the "nod" to those he knows. He is wearing a huge sweat shirt and polyester track and field sweat pants.
He says to whoever can hear him, "yeah, time to hit the bi`s". After a couple of sets he goes into the locker room and now he is in a t-shirt ( tank visably underneath to appear bigger). After a couple more sets he again heads to the locker room, this time coming back out with the sleeves rolled up. I knew what was coming next, after a few more he comes back out in the tank top, all 165 lbs of him. Now he has to scream and grunt so all can see the 15 inch cannons. I so badly wanted to go up to him, pick him up and throw him like a dart.
I`m in the middle of my back workout and in walks this clown. He is on his cell phone and a monster gym bag over his shoulder, giving the "nod" to those he knows. He is wearing a huge sweat shirt and polyester track and field sweat pants.
He says to whoever can hear him, "yeah, time to hit the bi`s". After a couple of sets he goes into the locker room and now he is in a t-shirt ( tank visably underneath to appear bigger). After a couple more sets he again heads to the locker room, this time coming back out with the sleeves rolled up. I knew what was coming next, after a few more he comes back out in the tank top, all 165 lbs of him. Now he has to scream and grunt so all can see the 15 inch cannons. I so badly wanted to go up to him, pick him up and throw him like a dart.
actually no real gym has this guy...its like 100 cliches combined into one..i'm pretty sure u made this up..
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you need to switch gyms..
No, actually a true incident. The reason it was so funny to me is because it was real.
No, actually a true incident. The reason it was so funny to me is because it was real.
But in order to make your story funny,you have to put !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the title and say brutal,epic and monster in the actual story.
What do you care what he is doing, Just Shut Up and Train
If some of you spent as much time worrying about your own workouts as you do about those of others you might actually obtain decent builds.
I`m in the middle of my back workout and in walks this clown. He is on his cell phone and a monster gym bag over his shoulder, giving the "nod" to those he knows. He is wearing a huge sweat shirt and polyester track and field sweat pants.Should have said "dude, what is your secret to getting such HUGE guns".
He says to whoever can hear him, "yeah, time to hit the bi`s". After a couple of sets he goes into the locker room and now he is in a t-shirt ( tank visably underneath to appear bigger). After a couple more sets he again heads to the locker room, this time coming back out with the sleeves rolled up. I knew what was coming next, after a few more he comes back out in the tank top, all 165 lbs of him. Now he has to scream and grunt so all can see the 15 inch cannons. I so badly wanted to go up to him, pick him up and throw him like a dart.
Should have said "dude, what is your secret to getting such HUGE guns".
Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!
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>:( That would have been awefull rude,Cheri. It is much better to laugh at someone behind their back than to their face. ;D
This is another wana be sarcasm gym story...his are not funny so what makes someone think a copycat version would be?why don't you come up with some funny stuff of your own instead of sitting back like some black welfare "mother" with 10 kids in the projects waiting to be handed things?
I`m in the middle of my back workout and in walks this clown. He is on his cell phone and a monster gym bag over his shoulder, giving the "nod" to those he knows. He is wearing a huge sweat shirt and polyester track and field sweat pants.
He says to whoever can hear him, "yeah, time to hit the bi`s". After a couple of sets he goes into the locker room and now he is in a t-shirt ( tank visably underneath to appear bigger). After a couple more sets he again heads to the locker room, this time coming back out with the sleeves rolled up. I knew what was coming next, after a few more he comes back out in the tank top, all 165 lbs of him. Now he has to scream and grunt so all can see the 15 inch cannons. I so badly wanted to go up to him, pick him up and throw him like a dart.
Saw the same thing the other day with this chunky white kid. Maybe about 17-19 years old. Except he had on head phones, was rocking his head to the music, and kept saying, "Yo buddy." And "Light weight, baby."LOL SOME FUNNY SHIT. HOW ABOUT THE ASSHOLE NEWBIES WHO GO TO A HARDCORE GYM AND DO A FULL BODY WORKOUT IN 30 MINUTES WITH ONE EXCERCISE PER BODY PART. AND DO CHEST EXCERCISES WITH THE MEDICINE BALL. ON A LOW CARB DIET. OLYMPIA MATERIAL THEY ARE GOIN FOR THE A.C. SLATER LOOK .
There ought to be a law.
How about those fags who stare at everyone else in the gym while they are working out instead of concentrating on their own workout? Don't you hate those total guys?
I`m in the middle of my back workout and in walks this clown. He is on his cell phone and a monster gym bag over his shoulder, giving the "nod" to those he knows. He is wearing a huge sweat shirt and polyester track and field sweat pants.
He says to whoever can hear him, "yeah, time to hit the bi`s". After a couple of sets he goes into the locker room and now he is in a t-shirt ( tank visably underneath to appear bigger). After a couple more sets he again heads to the locker room, this time coming back out with the sleeves rolled up. I knew what was coming next, after a few more he comes back out in the tank top, all 165 lbs of him. Now he has to scream and grunt so all can see the 15 inch cannons. I so badly wanted to go up to him, pick him up and throw him like a dart.
LOL SOME FUNNY SHIT. HOW ABOUT THE ASSHOLE NEWBIES WHO GO TO A HARDCORE GYM AND DO A FULL BODY WORKOUT IN 30 MINUTES WITH ONE EXCERCISE PER BODY PART. AND DO CHEST EXCERCISES WITH THE MEDICINE BALL. ON A LOW CARB DIET. OLYMPIA MATERIAL THEY ARE GOIN FOR THE A.C. SLATER LOOK .
I`m in the middle of my back workout and in walks this clown. He is on his cell phone and a monster gym bag over his shoulder, giving the "nod" to those he knows. He is wearing a huge sweat shirt and polyester track and field sweat pants.Oh yeah, these clowns are everywhere. By no means am I some monster im not small but I hit the weights (HIT) and get out. These are the guys you see with the "Shut up and train" shirts who seem to be tearing biceps preacher curling 30 pound dumbbells and forcing reps. Some jackass asked me to spot him the other day on squats with like 135 on the bar and 5 dime plates on each side. It was fucking hilarious. All that was missing was his power suit.
He says to whoever can hear him, "yeah, time to hit the bi`s". After a couple of sets he goes into the locker room and now he is in a t-shirt ( tank visably underneath to appear bigger). After a couple more sets he again heads to the locker room, this time coming back out with the sleeves rolled up. I knew what was coming next, after a few more he comes back out in the tank top, all 165 lbs of him. Now he has to scream and grunt so all can see the 15 inch cannons. I so badly wanted to go up to him, pick him up and throw him like a dart.
actually no real gym has this guy...its like 100 cliches combined into one..i'm pretty sure u made this up..hahhaha look at how toxic things he runs this board like people actually give a cup of piss what he thinks ahhahah back to the x with you :)
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you need to switch gyms..
why don't you come up with some funny stuff of your own instead of sitting back like some black welfare "mother" with 10 kids in the projects waiting to be handed things?