I guess every gym has one of these guys

[Has Beens]

I`m in the middle of my back workout and in walks this clown. He is on his cell phone and a monster gym bag over his shoulder, giving the "nod" to those he knows. He is wearing a huge sweat shirt and polyester track and field sweat pants.
He says to whoever can hear him, "yeah, time to hit the bi`s". After a couple of sets he goes into the locker room and now he is in a t-shirt ( tank visably underneath to appear bigger). After a couple more sets he again heads to the locker room, this time coming back out with the sleeves rolled up. I knew what was coming next, after a few more he comes back out in the tank top, all 165 lbs of him. Now he has to scream and grunt so all can see the 15 inch cannons. I so badly wanted to go up to him, pick him up and throw him like a dart.

[ToxicAvenger]

actually no real gym has this guy...its like 100 cliches combined into one..i'm pretty sure u made this up..
or
you need to switch gyms..

[BuffGoddess]

I`m in the middle of my back workout and in walks this clown. He is on his cell phone and a monster gym bag over his shoulder, giving the "nod" to those he knows. He is wearing a huge sweat shirt and polyester track and field sweat pants.
He says to whoever can hear him, "yeah, time to hit the bi`s". After a couple of sets he goes into the locker room and now he is in a t-shirt ( tank visably underneath to appear bigger). After a couple more sets he again heads to the locker room, this time coming back out with the sleeves rolled up. I knew what was coming next, after a few more he comes back out in the tank top, all 165 lbs of him. Now he has to scream and grunt so all can see the 15 inch cannons. I so badly wanted to go up to him, pick him up and throw him like a dart.

Obviously a legend in his own mind...

[gtbro1]

I`m in the middle of my back workout and in walks this clown. He is on his cell phone and a monster gym bag over his shoulder, giving the "nod" to those he knows. He is wearing a huge sweat shirt and polyester track and field sweat pants.
He says to whoever can hear him, "yeah, time to hit the bi`s". After a couple of sets he goes into the locker room and now he is in a t-shirt ( tank visably underneath to appear bigger). After a couple more sets he again heads to the locker room, this time coming back out with the sleeves rolled up. I knew what was coming next, after a few more he comes back out in the tank top, all 165 lbs of him. Now he has to scream and grunt so all can see the 15 inch cannons. I so badly wanted to go up to him, pick him up and throw him like a dart.

   BULLSHIT!!! I wasn't grunting. 

[Has Beens]

actually no real gym has this guy...its like 100 cliches combined into one..i'm pretty sure u made this up..
or
you need to switch gyms..

No, actually a true incident. The reason it was so funny to me is because it was real. I could have added more, like the shaved arms and the water bottle "flex".

[ToxicAvenger]

No, actually a true incident. The reason it was so funny to me is because it was real.

then ya need to switch gyms mang...or concentrate more during your training..you notice an awefull lot while training..

[gtbro1]

No, actually a true incident. The reason it was so funny to me is because it was real.

But in order to make your story funny,you have to put !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the title and say brutal,epic and monster in the actual story.

[Has Beens]

But in order to make your story funny,you have to put !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! in the title and say brutal,epic and monster in the actual story.

LOL...I tried, I even said "monster gym bag". Anyway, I wish all of you a great Christmas !

[FlexGuns]

What do you care what he is doing, Just Shut Up and Train

[Has Beens]

What do you care what he is doing, Just Shut Up and Train

No need to get offended, you just should have come up to me yesterday and said "hey bro, it`s me...Flexguns from GetBig". I would have never said a thing about it on here.

[TheEgoCrusher]

If some of you spent as much time worrying about your own workouts as you do about those of others you might actually obtain decent builds.

[natural al]

If some of you spent as much time worrying about your own workouts as you do about those of others you might actually obtain decent builds.

I was thinking the same thing....were you taking notes on the guy?

[gtbro1]

 This is another wana be sarcasm gym story...his are not funny so what makes someone think a copycat version would be?

[Laura Lee]

I`m in the middle of my back workout and in walks this clown. He is on his cell phone and a monster gym bag over his shoulder, giving the "nod" to those he knows. He is wearing a huge sweat shirt and polyester track and field sweat pants.
He says to whoever can hear him, "yeah, time to hit the bi`s". After a couple of sets he goes into the locker room and now he is in a t-shirt ( tank visably underneath to appear bigger). After a couple more sets he again heads to the locker room, this time coming back out with the sleeves rolled up. I knew what was coming next, after a few more he comes back out in the tank top, all 165 lbs of him. Now he has to scream and grunt so all can see the 15 inch cannons. I so badly wanted to go up to him, pick him up and throw him like a dart.

Should have said "dude, what is your secret to getting such HUGE guns".

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!

[gtbro1]

Should have said "dude, what is your secret to getting such HUGE guns".

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!

  That would have been awefull rude,Cheri. It is much better to laugh at someone behind their back than to their face.

[Laura Lee]

  That would have been awefull rude,Cheri. It is much better to laugh at someone behind their back than to their face.

oh.     

[The Squadfather]

This is another wana be sarcasm gym story...his are not funny so what makes someone think a copycat version would be?

why don't you come up with some funny stuff of your own instead of sitting back like some black welfare "mother" with 10 kids in the projects waiting to be handed things?

[growthfactor]

I`m in the middle of my back workout and in walks this clown. He is on his cell phone and a monster gym bag over his shoulder, giving the "nod" to those he knows. He is wearing a huge sweat shirt and polyester track and field sweat pants.
He says to whoever can hear him, "yeah, time to hit the bi`s". After a couple of sets he goes into the locker room and now he is in a t-shirt ( tank visably underneath to appear bigger). After a couple more sets he again heads to the locker room, this time coming back out with the sleeves rolled up. I knew what was coming next, after a few more he comes back out in the tank top, all 165 lbs of him. Now he has to scream and grunt so all can see the 15 inch cannons. I so badly wanted to go up to him, pick him up and throw him like a dart.

haha he's probably bigger than you

[mtwain]

Saw the same thing the other day with this chunky white kid. Maybe about 17-19 years old. Except he had on head phones, was rocking his head to the music, and kept saying, "Yo buddy." And "Light weight, baby."

There ought to be a law.

[bigkubby]

Saw the same thing the other day with this chunky white kid. Maybe about 17-19 years old. Except he had on head phones, was rocking his head to the music, and kept saying, "Yo buddy." And "Light weight, baby."

There ought to be a law.

LOL SOME FUNNY SHIT. HOW ABOUT THE ASSHOLE NEWBIES WHO GO TO A HARDCORE GYM AND DO A FULL BODY WORKOUT IN 30 MINUTES WITH ONE EXCERCISE PER BODY PART. AND DO CHEST EXCERCISES WITH THE MEDICINE BALL. ON A LOW CARB DIET. OLYMPIA MATERIAL THEY ARE GOIN FOR THE A.C. SLATER LOOK .

[Bodies]

How about those fags who stare at everyone else in the gym while they are working out instead of concentrating on their own workout?  Don't you hate those total guys?

[freespirit]

How about those fags who stare at everyone else in the gym while they are working out instead of concentrating on their own workout?  Don't you hate those total guys?

Just a sign of epic insecurity. Just for the fun of it go stand in front of him and watch him work out. At the moment he puts his weights down just walk away.

[Kwon]

I`m in the middle of my back workout and in walks this clown. He is on his cell phone and a monster gym bag over his shoulder, giving the "nod" to those he knows. He is wearing a huge sweat shirt and polyester track and field sweat pants.
He says to whoever can hear him, "yeah, time to hit the bi`s". After a couple of sets he goes into the locker room and now he is in a t-shirt ( tank visably underneath to appear bigger). After a couple more sets he again heads to the locker room, this time coming back out with the sleeves rolled up. I knew what was coming next, after a few more he comes back out in the tank top, all 165 lbs of him. Now he has to scream and grunt so all can see the 15 inch cannons. I so badly wanted to go up to him, pick him up and throw him like a dart.

Monster evidence of your low self-esteem and insecurity getting upset and agitated about something like this.

Don't worry about what others are doing and how they look, just worry about your own work-out.

You will learn as you age and not worry so much about what others do, more about what you do yourself and your own progress.

I know that when you are young, you feel you have to compare yourself with every individual in the gym to be able to feel good, but it will change, mark my words.

[musclehedz]

LOL SOME FUNNY SHIT. HOW ABOUT THE ASSHOLE NEWBIES WHO GO TO A HARDCORE GYM AND DO A FULL BODY WORKOUT IN 30 MINUTES WITH ONE EXCERCISE PER BODY PART. AND DO CHEST EXCERCISES WITH THE MEDICINE BALL. ON A LOW CARB DIET. OLYMPIA MATERIAL THEY ARE GOIN FOR THE A.C. SLATER LOOK .

Slater has monster pecs:

[getfast81]

I`m in the middle of my back workout and in walks this clown. He is on his cell phone and a monster gym bag over his shoulder, giving the "nod" to those he knows. He is wearing a huge sweat shirt and polyester track and field sweat pants.
He says to whoever can hear him, "yeah, time to hit the bi`s". After a couple of sets he goes into the locker room and now he is in a t-shirt ( tank visably underneath to appear bigger). After a couple more sets he again heads to the locker room, this time coming back out with the sleeves rolled up. I knew what was coming next, after a few more he comes back out in the tank top, all 165 lbs of him. Now he has to scream and grunt so all can see the 15 inch cannons. I so badly wanted to go up to him, pick him up and throw him like a dart.

Oh yeah, these clowns are everywhere.  By no means am I some monster im not small but I hit the weights (HIT) and get out.  These are the guys you see with the "Shut up and train" shirts who seem to be tearing biceps preacher curling 30 pound dumbbells and forcing reps.  Some jackass asked me to spot him the other day on squats with like 135 on the bar and 5 dime plates on each side.  It was fucking hilarious.  All that was missing was his power suit.