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Title: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 05, 2007, 06:32:46 AM
decided to go to my local sports bar last night to have a nice big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks and as i'm eating in walks this huge 6'0" 160lb. metrosexual mass monster in skin tight size M black t shirt revealing massive 13 inch arms, sand blasted Old Navy jeans with his hot wife and 4 month old baby, i'm wearing a short sleeve button down shirt covering my miniscule almost 18 inch arms and i look over and say, "my God!!!!!! one day i'm  going to get my arms as big as yours!!!!!", hahahaha, his "wife" started smiling, good stuff.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Tapeworm on January 05, 2007, 06:35:54 AM
Were you eating alone?
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on January 05, 2007, 06:36:12 AM
decided to go to my local sports bar last night to have a nice big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks and as i'm eating in walks this huge 6'0" 160lb. metrosexual mass monster in skin tight size M black t shirt revealing massive 13 inch arms, sand blasted Old Navy jeans with his hot wife and 4 month old baby, i'm wearing a short sleeve button down shirt covering my miniscule almost 18 inch arms and i look over and say, "my God!!!!!! one day i'm  going to get my arms as big as yours!!!!!", hahahaha, his "wife" started smiling, good stuff.
did you try to hit on his wife?was his wife pretty? ;)
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 05, 2007, 06:36:22 AM
Were you eating alone?
no.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 05, 2007, 06:36:53 AM
did you try to hit on his wife?was his wife pretty? ;)
she was kinda hot, a little too skinny though.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: the shadow on January 05, 2007, 06:37:57 AM
she was kinda hot, a little too skinny though.
she would have been better of with you rather than hanging out with that monster..lol
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on January 05, 2007, 06:39:24 AM
decided to go to my local sports bar last night to have a nice big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks and as i'm eating in walks this huge 6'0" 160lb. metrosexual mass monster in skin tight size M black t shirt revealing massive 13 inch arms, sand blasted Old Navy jeans with his hot wife and 4 month old baby, i'm wearing a short sleeve button down shirt covering my miniscule almost 18 inch arms and i look over and say, "my God!!!!!! one day i'm  going to get my arms as big as yours!!!!!", hahahaha, his "wife" started smiling, good stuff.

Hahahahaha yes!

I trust you had desert?
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 05, 2007, 06:41:12 AM
Hahahahaha yes!

I trust you had desert?
desert there is a rip off, 5 bucks for a shitty little piece of apple pie or cheesecake, i went to McDonalds and got an ice cream cone and an apple pie.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on January 05, 2007, 06:44:30 AM
desert there is a rip off, 5 bucks for a shitty little piece of apple pie or cheesecake, i went to McDonalds and got an ice cream cone and an apple pie.

I bet the 160 monster had organic blueberry yoghurt.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 05, 2007, 06:46:04 AM
I bet the 160 monster had organic blueberry yoghurt.
it was hilarious watching him sit there trying to look big for his wife, he was doing the whole Uncle Rico bit from Napolean Dynamite sitting at the table doing the arms folded biceps push trying desperately to make his arms look bigger, hahahaha.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on January 05, 2007, 06:51:24 AM
it was hilarious watching him sit there trying to look big for his wife, he was doing the whole Uncle Rico bit from Napolean Dynamite sitting at the table doing the arms folded biceps push trying desperately to make his arms look bigger, hahahaha.

Hahahahahaha I bet he took all of the shopping to the front door in one hand to make up for it!
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 05, 2007, 06:53:51 AM
Hahahahahaha I bet he took all of the shopping to the front door in one hand to make up for it!
hahahaha, what do women see in some of these little fags?
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on January 05, 2007, 07:03:57 AM
hahahaha, what do women see in some of these little fags?

hahaha I know what you mean, maybe they are looking for someone to start salsa classes with
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Option D on January 05, 2007, 07:07:42 AM
desert there is a rip off, 5 bucks for a shitty little piece of apple pie or cheesecake, i went to McDonalds and got an ice cream cone and an apple pie.

LOL damn i thought i was the only one who did that. When i was in undergrad i used to go out and eat with a chick. Dinner would never fill me so i would go to mc donalds on the way home and get a dqpwc meal.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Board_SHERIF on January 05, 2007, 08:16:57 AM
decided to go to my local sports bar last night to have a nice big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks and as i'm eating in walks this huge 6'0" 160lb. metrosexual mass monster in skin tight size M black t shirt revealing massive 13 inch arms, sand blasted Old Navy jeans with his hot wife and 4 month old baby, i'm wearing a short sleeve button down shirt covering my miniscule almost 18 inch arms and i look over and say, "my God!!!!!! one day i'm  going to get my arms as big as yours!!!!!", hahahaha, his "wife" started smiling, good stuff.

Haa Haa - was he constantly looking around to see if anyone was checking him out ? do he purposely let his sleaves ride up on his arms ?  Haa Haa I have seen these guys gays before...
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on January 05, 2007, 09:16:49 AM
she would have been better of with you rather than hanging out with that monster..lol

Haha, brutal asskissing.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Option D on January 05, 2007, 09:22:08 AM
yeah its all over the boards too. he went from squad hater to squad groupie.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Sir William Idol on January 05, 2007, 09:30:52 AM
you should have walked over and said "hey where did you get that shirt, my 12 year old nephew has been working out for flag football for about a month and he's roughly your size, he'd like something like that"


and then as he was about to respond, slap him in the face grab his wifes tit, bust out a kneeling 3/4 back double biceps, take a handful of their fries and walk out laughing
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on January 05, 2007, 03:11:02 PM
did you really actually say that to him? or do you just think it?
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: hipolito mejia on January 05, 2007, 03:16:55 PM
it was hilarious watching him sit there trying to look big for his wife, he was doing the whole Uncle Rico bit from Napolean Dynamite sitting at the table doing the arms folded biceps push trying desperately to make his arms look bigger, hahahaha.

It would have been even more "hilarious" to watch you watching and analizing people who actually have a life,wife and kids eating in public........

and then come here and posting like if you've won an award or something...

what a "monster" life you're living there chief.....


Get a life you fking pussy!!!
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: phyxsius on January 05, 2007, 03:22:05 PM
It would have been even more "hilarious" to watch you watching and analizing people who actually have a life,wife and kids eating in public........

and then come here and posting like if you've won an award or something...

what a "monster" life you're living there chief.....


Get a life you fking pussy!!!

so you must be that "monster" ay?
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: hipolito mejia on January 05, 2007, 03:23:56 PM
so you must be that "monster" ay?

I wish but i'm only 5'7'   :'(
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on January 05, 2007, 03:24:04 PM
decided to go to my local sports bar last night to have a nice big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks and as i'm eating in walks this huge 6'0" 160lb. metrosexual mass monster in skin tight size M black t shirt revealing massive 13 inch arms, sand blasted Old Navy jeans with his hot wife and 4 month old baby, i'm wearing a short sleeve button down shirt covering my miniscule almost 18 inch arms and i look over and say, "my God!!!!!! one day i'm  going to get my arms as big as yours!!!!!", hahahaha, his "wife" started smiling, good stuff.

Still scared to post a picture of yourself and your 18 inch arms, huh.... epic bullshit story.

You must be a real loser to be jealous of a rail thin emo fag.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Fury on January 05, 2007, 03:24:09 PM
It would have been even more "hilarious" to watch you watching and analizing people who actually have a life,wife and kids eating in public........

and then come here and posting like if you've won an award or something...

what a "monster" life you're living there chief.....


Get a life you fking pussy!!!

Aren't you the clown that thinks Collete is actually attractive for a dude? I would just stop posting.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: phyxsius on January 05, 2007, 03:25:25 PM
and then as he was about to respond, slap him in the face grab his wifes tit, bust out a kneeling 3/4 back double biceps, take a handful of their fries and walk out laughing

I love the idea.. Perfect way to finish off the ownage
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on January 05, 2007, 03:26:40 PM
did you really actually say that to him? or do you just think it?
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Croatch on January 05, 2007, 03:28:28 PM
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It would have been even more "hilarious" to watch you watching and analizing people who actually have a life,wife and kids eating in public........

and then come here and posting like if you've won an award or something...

what a "monster" life you're living there chief.....


Get a life you fking pussy!!!
Meltdown

Another tight shirt BEAST!!!hhaah
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Fury on January 05, 2007, 03:28:41 PM
Still scared to post a picture of yourself and your 18 inch arms, huh.... epic bullshit story.

You must be a real loser to be jealous of a rail thin emo fag.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=116127.0;attach=131924;image)

Don't ever talk again. Epic lack of back/trap/everything development.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on January 05, 2007, 03:29:22 PM
If that was a meldown what was what the idiot in the restaurant did...
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on January 05, 2007, 03:30:16 PM
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=116127.0;attach=131924;image)

Don't ever talk again. Epic lack of back/trap/everything development.

Why don't you find my OTHER picture on here... ya know the one after I started lifting weights for a couple years, okay?

I know... it makes you feel bad, pussy.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: hipolito mejia on January 05, 2007, 03:30:39 PM
Aren't you the clown that thinks Collete is actually attractive for a dude? I would just stop posting.


I love Colette!!!!
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: MoralMan on January 05, 2007, 03:30:56 PM
Dear friends
Kind regards

This was brilliant!
I love how SF shows up these pussies!

Yours thankfully
John
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Fury on January 05, 2007, 03:31:09 PM
Why don't you find my OTHER picture on here... ya know the one after I started lifting weights for a couple years, okay?

I know... it makes you feel bad, pussy.

Yes, I feel bad about some clown who tattooed the name of a children's yogurt onto his back. Let's not forget the fact you've never touched a weight in your life.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on January 05, 2007, 03:32:06 PM
Yes, I feel bad about some clown who tattooed the name of a children's yogurt onto his back. Let's not forget the fact you've never touched a weight in your life.

I would make you look like a woman in the gym.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Fury on January 05, 2007, 03:33:35 PM
I would make you look like a woman in the gym.

Yes, I'm sure you're quite feminine. Do you have to pay royalties to Dannon Yogurt Co. for using their childrens yogurt on your back?
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on January 05, 2007, 03:42:57 PM
Yes, I'm sure you're quite feminine. Do you have to pay royalties to Dannon Yogurt Co. for using their childrens yogurt on your back?

I'm a team Dannon athlete.

No traps... never touched a weight.. yadda blah blah.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Fury on January 05, 2007, 03:44:21 PM
I'm a team Dannon athlete.

No traps... never touched a weight.. yadda blah blah.

What's supposed to be impressive about that physique? Massive lack of traps and triceps.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on January 05, 2007, 03:46:09 PM
What's supposed to be impressive about that physique? Massive lack of traps and triceps.

No traps?  lol, okay.  It's hard to appreciate my tris wth my arms forward like that.


Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 05, 2007, 03:46:48 PM
No traps?  lol, okay.  It's hard to appreciate my tris wth my arms forward like that.



hahahaha, of course it is. ::)
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on January 05, 2007, 03:48:06 PM
hahahaha, of course it is. ::)

Care to post better you freightened little homo?
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 05, 2007, 03:49:10 PM
Care to post better you freightened little homo?
calm down Captain Israel.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on January 05, 2007, 03:51:23 PM
calm down Captain Israel.

Well? 

I didn't think so.

So I guess you're only a bber on the internet, huh?
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Fury on January 05, 2007, 03:51:33 PM
calm down Captain Israel.

Watch out Sarcasm, he'll hit you with a menorah.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 05, 2007, 03:56:49 PM
I bet a lot of women prefer skinny fit guys over steroid heads.  Women might think that a muscle head is into syringes and the shady characters involved in that life style.  It's not to much of a leap to think if a guy is shooting up steroids he also indulges in other low life drugs and behavior.  Women want a husband, provider, friend, and someone who will take care of their kids.  A muscle guy in a tight tee shirt screams I'm a dirt bag. 

Seriously, I would never judge a man by the size of his bicep.  Their are plenty of guys with 15 inch arms that could beat the hell out of many of the pros competing today.  Function over cosmetics will always be on the forefront of my training.  How many 350lbs benchers can't do 65 proper pushups in a minute?  How many guys claim to use 300lbs in the pulldown with outrageous jerking lean back form that can't do 15 full chin ups.  How many guys have 18" arms that are exhausted after playing two hand touch for 30 minutes? I know a guy that claims a 600lbs squat that got beat in a 40 yard sprint by a chubby soccer mom.  I would love to see how shallow that squat is.

This sport attracts a lot of insecure young men.  The reality is that true functional physiques are to be found in olympic lifting, football, boxing, sprinting, wrestling and other sports.  The physiques in the magazines today are phony temporary chemical circus side show attractions they have little value in functional athletic endeavors.

Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 05, 2007, 03:58:07 PM
I bet a lot of women prefer skinny fit guys over steroid heads.  Women might think that a muscle head is into syringes and the shady characters involved in that life style.  It's not to much of a leap to think if a guy is shooting up steroids he also indulges in other low life drugs and behavior.  Women want a husband, provider, friend, and someone who will care of their kids.  A muscle guy in a tight tee shirt screams I'm a dirt bag. 

Seriously, I would never judge a man by the size of his bicep.  Their are plenty of guys with 15 inch arms that could beat the hell out of many of the pros competing today.  Function over cosmetics will always be on the forefront of my training.  How many 350lbs benchers can't do 65 proper pushups in a minute?  How many guys claim to use 300lbs in the pulldown with outrageous jerking lean back form that can't do 15 full chin ups.  How many guys have 18" arms that are exhausted after playing two hand touch for 30 minutes? I know a guy that claims a 600lbs squat that got beat in a 40 yard sprint by a chubby soccer mom.  I would love to see how shallow that squat is.

This sport attracts a lot of insecure young men.  The reality is that true functional physiques are to be found in olympic lifting, football, boxing, sprinting, wrestling and other sports.  The physiques in the magazines today are phony temporary chemical circus side show attractions they have little value in functional athletic endeavors.


translation=you're old and skinny and hate huge guys.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on January 05, 2007, 04:00:14 PM
Watch out Sarcasm, he'll hit you with a menorah.

Yeah... probly.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: oldtimer1 on January 05, 2007, 04:07:33 PM
Squadfather you made me laugh. 
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Camel Jockey on January 05, 2007, 04:11:19 PM
haha another funny as hell story!  Almost as good as the gym ownings.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: canadaphiliac on January 05, 2007, 04:20:40 PM
I bet a lot of women prefer skinny fit guys over steroid heads.  Women might think that a muscle head is into syringes and the shady characters involved in that life style.  It's not to much of a leap to think if a guy is shooting up steroids he also indulges in other low life drugs and behavior.  Women want a husband, provider, friend, and someone who will take care of their kids.  A muscle guy in a tight tee shirt screams I'm a dirt bag. 

Seriously, I would never judge a man by the size of his bicep.  Their are plenty of guys with 15 inch arms that could beat the hell out of many of the pros competing today.  Function over cosmetics will always be on the forefront of my training.  How many 350lbs benchers can't do 65 proper pushups in a minute?  How many guys claim to use 300lbs in the pulldown with outrageous jerking lean back form that can't do 15 full chin ups.  How many guys have 18" arms that are exhausted after playing two hand touch for 30 minutes? I know a guy that claims a 600lbs squat that got beat in a 40 yard sprint by a chubby soccer mom.  I would love to see how shallow that squat is.

This sport attracts a lot of insecure young men.  The reality is that true functional physiques are to be found in olympic lifting, football, boxing, sprinting, wrestling and other sports.  The physiques in the magazines today are phony temporary chemical circus side show attractions they have little value in functional athletic endeavors.


It's a pretty sentiment, but you have to remember, we're bodybuilders, looking to build our bodies to the utmost of their potential, not for athletic endeavors. As hard as we work to be as big as most of us are compared to the average person, we've earned the right to make fun of who we please for attempting to feign actual muscular size.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Army of One on January 05, 2007, 04:27:06 PM
decided to go to my local sports bar last night to have a nice big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks and as i'm eating in walks this huge 6'0" 160lb. metrosexual mass monster in skin tight size M black t shirt revealing massive 13 inch arms, sand blasted Old Navy jeans with his hot wife and 4 month old baby, i'm wearing a short sleeve button down shirt covering my miniscule almost 18 inch arms and i look over and say, "my God!!!!!! one day i'm  going to get my arms as big as yours!!!!!", hahahaha, his "wife" started smiling, good stuff.

HAHAHA Epic Lies and Brutal Diet combined with Monster denial of your pathetic 14" "cannons" leading to Colossal Imagined 18" Pythons Symbolizing a History of Embarrassment due to your Epically Small Genetalia HAHAHAHA Gayer than Reebok Pumps
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: ATHEIST on January 05, 2007, 06:32:23 PM
HAHAHA Epic Lies and Brutal Diet combined with Monster denial of your pathetic 14" "cannons" leading to Colossal Imagined 18" Pythons Symbolizing a History of Embarrassment due to your Epically Small Genetalia HAHAHAHA Gayer than Reebok Pumps

  God so true, i used to laugh at him and his stories but now i just feel bad for him. you can smell his many insecurities form his little stories poor thing.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Count Grishnackh on January 05, 2007, 08:28:55 PM
HAHAHA Epic Lies and Brutal Diet combined with Monster denial of your pathetic 14" "cannons" leading to Colossal Imagined 18" Pythons Symbolizing a History of Embarrassment due to your Epically Small Genetalia HAHAHAHA Gayer than Reebok Pumps

hahahahaha, epic freudian meltdown
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Count Grishnackh on January 05, 2007, 08:29:43 PM
  God so true, i used to laugh at him and his stories but now i just feel bad for him. you can smell his many insecurities form his little stories poor thing.

boo hoo hoo      :'(


hahahahhahahahhaa
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: TheAnimal on January 05, 2007, 09:37:26 PM
hahahahaha, epic freudian meltdown
hahahaha getbig humour is the best!
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: bigkid on January 05, 2007, 10:01:02 PM
I'm sure his wife was most impressed by your Pitbull gym string T and zebra pants.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Sir William Idol on January 06, 2007, 03:17:03 AM
you should have walked over and said "hey where did you get that shirt, my 12 year old nephew has been working out for flag football for about a month and he's roughly your size, he'd like something like that"


and then as he was about to respond, slap him in the face grab his wifes tit, bust out a kneeling 3/4 back double biceps, take a handful of their fries and walk out laughing


hahhahhahhaha, classic!
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Scimowser on January 06, 2007, 03:23:12 AM
youre either an incredibly skinny boy who fabricates these lies to satisfy a delusionally oversized ego, or youre a bully. Either way youre a piece of shit
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: D-bol on January 06, 2007, 03:25:48 AM
decided to go to my local sports bar last night to have a nice big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks and as i'm eating in walks this huge 6'0" 160lb. metrosexual mass monster in skin tight size M black t shirt revealing massive 13 inch arms, sand blasted Old Navy jeans with his hot wife and 4 month old baby, i'm wearing a short sleeve button down shirt covering my miniscule almost 18 inch arms and i look over and say, "my God!!!!!! one day i'm  going to get my arms as big as yours!!!!!", hahahaha, his "wife" started smiling, good stuff.

yeah well, I'm currently offseason, whaddya expect?? >:(
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: GoneAway on January 06, 2007, 03:28:55 AM
big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks

desert there is a rip off, 5 bucks for a shitty little piece of apple pie or cheesecake, i went to McDonalds and got an ice cream cone and an apple pie.

Squadfather, sounds like your motto is.. It's cheat day all year round!
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: GroinkTropin on January 06, 2007, 03:33:39 AM
It's funny how the skinny emo thing is "in" right now, I got a giftcard to some place called tillys and they have like skater clothes, kind of a knock off of pac sun. ANyway, all the pants advertise they are "skinny" skinny skinny that, and the guys i saw in there look like fags! ALl were fucking skinny as hell, pants clinging to their legs and shit, and some were wearing make up! And they were walking around with ok looking high school(im assuming) chicks. What happened to being manly? Facial hair anyone? I remember on my way to coachella seeing this car that had broke down right by the venue, 2 stoned skinny fucks couldn't push a geo metro out of the road, how emberassing! I couldn't be seen in public like that, at least have cancer or something.
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Post by: Bluto on January 06, 2007, 03:36:28 AM
It's funny how the skinny emo thing is "in" right now, I got a giftcard to some place called tillys and they have like skater clothes, kind of a knock off of pac sun. ANyway, all the pants advertise they are "skinny" skinny skinny that, and the guys i saw in there look like fags! ALl were fucking skinny as hell, pants clinging to their legs and shit, and some were wearing make up! And they were walking around with ok looking high school(im assuming) chicks. What happened to being manly? Facial hair anyone? I remember on my way to coachella seeing this car that had broke down right by the venue, 2 stoned skinny fucks couldn't push a geo metro out of the road, how emberassing! I couldn't be seen in public like that, at least have cancer or something.

we need to bring facial hair back in bodybuilding, been TOO long  >:(
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: GoneAway on January 06, 2007, 03:39:11 AM
we need to bring facial hair back in bodybuilding, been TOO long  >:(

There was facial hair in BBing (onstage)?
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on January 06, 2007, 03:59:05 AM
There was facial hair in BBing (onstage)?

Jesup Wilcosz I think was his name.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bluto on January 06, 2007, 04:03:02 AM
Also the 'stash of Mentzer counts.  :)
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Post by: Bluto on January 06, 2007, 04:04:16 AM
What's up now !!!
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: GoneAway on January 06, 2007, 04:06:48 AM
Of course! He looks pretty good there.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 06, 2007, 07:48:02 AM
youre either an incredibly skinny boy who fabricates these lies to satisfy a delusionally oversized ego, or youre a bully. Either way youre a piece of shit
hahahaha, ok "schimowser". ::)
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on January 06, 2007, 07:52:13 AM
Hahahaha Sarcasm is not afraid to crucify a little geek in his spare time. Classic as always.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 06, 2007, 07:53:50 AM
Hahahaha Sarcasm is not afraid to crucify a little geek in his spare time. Classic as always.
hahahahaa, yes Mars, it's funny how all the little skinny bonesacked tits get all worked up by this thread.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: slaveboy1980 on January 06, 2007, 08:01:41 AM
sarcasm: where you ever infliced with ILS in your younger days?
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 06, 2007, 08:04:19 AM
sarcasm: where you ever infliced with ILS in your younger days?
i walk with my arms straight down to my sides.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 06, 2007, 08:08:48 AM
I'm a team Dannon athlete.

No traps... never touched a weight.. yadda blah blah.
brutal phone skills
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: slaveboy1980 on January 06, 2007, 08:10:05 AM
i walk with my arms straight down to my sides.

that was what i guessed too..some of the guidos are hilarious. i love giving fake advice to them..do you enjoy that too?  ;D
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 06, 2007, 08:11:04 AM
that was what i guessed too..some of the guidos are hilarious. i love giving fake advice to them..do you enjoy that too?  ;D
hahahhhah that would be funny to try
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: slaveboy1980 on January 06, 2007, 08:15:39 AM
I had one of those fuckers squat over his water bottle...to make sure he squated deep enough..guy didnt understand why me and his gf was laughing ....it was like a big dildo on the floor waiting for him to sit on.

a great way to make women squat deep enough is to have a dildo on the floor and make em squat deep
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Saxon on January 06, 2007, 08:16:39 AM
we need to bring facial hair back in bodybuilding, been TOO long  >:(

Yes, Rusty Jeffers should win the Mr. O just for having the best moustache in bodybuilding!!!
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: bmacsys on January 06, 2007, 08:47:38 AM
decided to go to my local sports bar last night to have a nice big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks and as i'm eating in walks this huge 6'0" 160lb. metrosexual mass monster in skin tight size M black t shirt revealing massive 13 inch arms, sand blasted Old Navy jeans with his hot wife and 4 month old baby, i'm wearing a short sleeve button down shirt covering my miniscule almost 18 inch arms and i look over and say, "my God!!!!!! one day i'm  going to get my arms as big as yours!!!!!", hahahaha, his "wife" started smiling, good stuff.

ahahahah! I bet dollars to donuts he was so scared he picked up the tab for your meal! He will probably wear long sleeve shirts for the rest of his miserable existence!
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 06, 2007, 08:48:27 AM
ahahahah! I bet dollars to donuts he was so scared he picked up the tab for your meal! He will probably wear long sleeve shirts for the rest of his miserable existence!
hahhah picked up the check an let his wife blow him under the table ahhahahhhahahhahh
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: bmacsys on January 06, 2007, 08:49:35 AM
desert there is a rip off, 5 bucks for a shitty little piece of apple pie or cheesecake, i went to McDonalds and got an ice cream cone and an apple pie.

The other day me and my woman picked up some McDonalds. I ate my two apple pies for dessert. While she yacked on the phone I ate hers too! He who hesitates is lost I always say!
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: bmacsys on January 06, 2007, 08:51:12 AM
LOL damn i thought i was the only one who did that. When i was in undergrad i used to go out and eat with a chick. Dinner would never fill me so i would go to mc donalds on the way home and get a dqpwc meal.

My ex-wife used to like french food so once in a while I would take her. They gave you so little food I always stopped for apizza on the way home.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: bmacsys on January 06, 2007, 08:54:13 AM
yeah its all over the boards too. he went from squad hater to squad groupie.

I think most people on the boards don't understand the Squad. I didn't for a long time. Sarcasm especially. I think they are only trying to have a good time. Breaking balls. You can't take it personally. Its all in fun. At least thats my impression.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Irongrip400 on January 06, 2007, 09:01:35 AM
you should have walked over and said "hey where did you get that shirt, my 12 year old nephew has been working out for flag football for about a month and he's roughly your size, he'd like something like that"


and then as he was about to respond, slap him in the face grab his wifes tit, bust out a kneeling 3/4 back double biceps, take a handful of their fries and walk out laughing
grab his fries, that shit was classic!
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: buffbodz on January 06, 2007, 09:08:56 AM
decided to go to my local sports bar last night to have a nice big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks and as i'm eating in walks this huge 6'0" 160lb. metrosexual mass monster in skin tight size M black t shirt revealing massive 13 inch arms, sand blasted Old Navy jeans with his hot wife and 4 month old baby, i'm wearing a short sleeve button down shirt covering my miniscule almost 18 inch arms and i look over and say, "my God!!!!!! one day i'm  going to get my arms as big as yours!!!!!", hahahaha, his "wife" started smiling, good stuff.
JAMES TONEY's only got 16.5 bis.  You'd kick that little shits ass.  Imagine going out in public with only a 16.5" arm.  I'd rather stay home.
November 7, 1972    BIRTHDATE    August 24, 1968
Baltimore, MD    BIRTHPLACE    Grand Rapids, MI
Hartford County, MD    HOMETOWN    Calabasas, CA
    TRAINER    Freddie Roach
    AGE    37
    WEIGHT    237
    REACH    75"
    NECK    19"
    CHEST (NORMAL)    42"
    CHEST (EXPANDED)    44"
    BICEPS    16 1/2"
    FOREARMS    13"
    WRIST    7"
    FIST    13"
   WAIST    34"
   THIGH    27"
    CALF    19"
One of your brutal ownings would send him packing
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 06, 2007, 09:18:17 AM
JAMES TONEY's only got 16.5 bis.  You'd kick that little shits ass.  Imagine going out in public with only a 16.5" arm.  I'd rather stay home.
November 7, 1972    BIRTHDATE    August 24, 1968
Baltimore, MD    BIRTHPLACE    Grand Rapids, MI
Hartford County, MD    HOMETOWN    Calabasas, CA
    TRAINER    Freddie Roach
    AGE    37
    WEIGHT    237
    REACH    75"
    NECK    19"
    CHEST (NORMAL)    42"
    CHEST (EXPANDED)    44"
    BICEPS    16 1/2"
    FOREARMS    13"
    WRIST    7"
    FIST    13"
   WAIST    34"
   THIGH    27"
    CALF    19"
One of your brutal ownings would send him packing
hahahaha, i would bitch slap him and then go fucck your mom.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on January 06, 2007, 09:18:30 AM
Haha what a little bitch is that.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 09:27:38 AM
some poor shmuck who couldn't give shit about the bodybuilding life style decides to take the wife out to dinner. And gets verbally assaulted by some "mass monster" that is jealous of his hot wife.

yep.....brutal self ownage  ::)
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 06, 2007, 09:28:21 AM
some poor shmuck who couldn't give shit about the bodybuilding life style decides to take the wife out to dinner. And gets verbally assaulted by some "mass monster" that is jealous of his hot wife.

yep.....brutal ownage  ::)

hahahahaha, i'd do the same to you.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bigbuthealthy on January 06, 2007, 09:30:42 AM
Haha "steelepegaus" is just upset because he perfectly matches the "guy" you just described.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 09:33:42 AM
hahahahaha, i'd do the same to you.

not so sure about that.....you seem like the type that would only confront skinny white guys in the company of their wife and baby

monster
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Big N on January 06, 2007, 09:34:06 AM
not so sure about that.....you seem like the type that would only confront skinny white guys in the company of their wife and baby

monster


lol
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bigbuthealthy on January 06, 2007, 09:34:40 AM

lol

Did i told you to speak "big" nav?
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 06, 2007, 09:34:59 AM
not so sure about that.....you seem like the type that would only confront skinny white guys in the company of their wife and baby

monster
hahahahaha, AIBA, Another Internet Bad Ass. ::)
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 09:35:45 AM
Haha "steelepegaus" is just upset because he perfectly matches the "guy" you just described.

not that it matters but I far from that guy

by the numbers that he "claims" Squad  is way stronger than me...but we are about the same arm size
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 09:37:27 AM
hahahahaha, AIBA, Another Internet Bad Ass. ::)

I never once talked in a violent manner, why does that make me a bad ass?

I just stated the obvious from your thread



I am not an internet strength god and certainly not a bad ass
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 06, 2007, 09:38:23 AM
I never once talked in a violent manner, why does that make me a bad ass?

I just stated the obvious from your thread



I am not an internet strength god and certainly not a bad ass
hahahahaha, epic modesty.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 06, 2007, 09:40:52 AM
that must have been one killer restaurant to have wings and mozzarella sticks...i hear bones and chops are thinking of putting mozzarella sticks on the menu...
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 06, 2007, 09:45:57 AM
that must have been one killer restaurant to have wings and mozzarella sticks...i hear bones and chops are thinking of putting mozzarella sticks on the menu...
those things are incredible, they even give you some marinara sauce to dip then in.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 06, 2007, 09:48:45 AM
i can only imagine what the hell you must be thinking...
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 06, 2007, 09:50:08 AM
i can only imagine what the hell you must be thinking...
why don't you go get your boyfriend to give you a pre sex emema, "grab an umbrella", hahahahaha, what a gay name. ::)
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bigbuthealthy on January 06, 2007, 09:51:28 AM
Hahahaha yes that's a pretty gay name indeed, what is wrong with that "guy" haha.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 09:53:16 AM
Hey Sarc, come to NY and go City Island, there is place call Crab Shanty

they have something called the 3 meat special very very generous portions.

1 whole lobster
1 side of baby ribs
Alaskan king crab
1 long (very oil and spicy) garlic bread
choice of new england or manhattan chowder soup
spanish Rice
Salad (if requested)
1 Drink from the bar

$28.....After this meal heavy sleep comes upon you immediately.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bigbuthealthy on January 06, 2007, 09:57:41 AM
Looks good pegasus.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 06, 2007, 09:58:15 AM
hahahaha, you dont even know where the name came from...emema eh???  if you meant enema, its still not funny...but if you know who weezy is then you will understand my name...nice try tho big guy...
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 06, 2007, 09:58:20 AM
Hey Sarc, come to NY and go City Island, there is place call Crab Shanty

they have something called the 3 meat special very very generous portions.

1 whole lobster
1 side of baby ribs
Alaskan king crab
1 long (very oil and spicy) garlic bread
choice of new england or manhattan chowder soup
spanish Rice
Salad (if requested)
1 Drink from the bar

$28.....After this meal heavy sleep comes upon you immediately.
damn that sounds good, i'm imagining that's on my plate right now.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 10:03:06 AM
damn that sounds good, i'm imagining that's on my plate right now.

I dated this girl that had her own utenciles ( a box of surgeon like tools) for extracting every bit of meat from a crab. I can't deal with that, requires too much patiences..so I would trade here my crab for her ribs.

After that meal I didn't want to move

Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bigbuthealthy on January 06, 2007, 10:05:11 AM
You can use that tool to inspect her pussy Pegasus?
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 10:07:41 AM
You can use that tool to inspect her pussy Pegasus?

my tongue is sufficient
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Sir William Idol on January 06, 2007, 10:08:12 AM
Hey Sarc, come to NY and go City Island, there is place call Crab Shanty

they have something called the 3 meat special very very generous portions.

1 whole lobster
1 side of baby ribs
Alaskan king crab
1 long (very oil and spicy) garlic bread
choice of new england or manhattan chowder soup
spanish Rice
Salad (if requested)
1 Drink from the bar

$28.....After this meal heavy sleep comes upon you immediately.


no way, its gotta be more than that.  maybe that price 20 years ago
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 06, 2007, 10:09:48 AM

no way, its gotta be more than that.  maybe that price 20 years ago
i was gonna say, that looks more like at least 50 bucks, maybe even more given that it's New York and the seafood is probably pretty fresh.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on January 06, 2007, 10:11:35 AM
Idd rather have some fresh fishy pussy.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 06, 2007, 10:13:34 AM
haha, i wud go with the pussy, just no fishy smell...
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: buffbodz on January 06, 2007, 10:13:47 AM
Hey Sarc, come to NY and go City Island, there is place call Crab Shanty

they have something called the 3 meat special very very generous portions.

1 whole lobster
1 side of baby ribs
Alaskan king crab
1 long (very oil and spicy) garlic bread
choice of new england or manhattan chowder soup
spanish Rice
Salad (if requested)
1 Drink from the bar

$28.....After this meal heavy sleep comes upon you immediately.

Business has me in the city in a few weeks.  I'll make a mission to find that joint.  28 bucks for all that food, what a deal.  Nice place or dive?
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Post by: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 10:13:55 AM

no way, its gotta be more than that.  maybe that price 20 years ago

If you ever been to City Island you will note that there are about 20+ sea restaurants all on one street

it is a very very small island off of the coast of the Bronx..you could probably walk from end to end in under 20 minutes.

http://www.cityisland.com/restaurants/

Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on January 06, 2007, 10:14:57 AM
I'm in Holland, so what now Pegasus?
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 10:16:54 AM
Business has me in the city in a few weeks.  I'll make a mission to find that joint.  28 bucks for all that food, what a deal.  Nice place or dive?

Look at my link above. The restaurants cover all ranges....I try to avoid to the tourist ones that cater to families and focus on the ones with good food.


I kid you not... on an occasions like Mother's day or Valentines day... you cannot get onto the island...cars backed up to the Bruckner expressway
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 10:17:50 AM
I'm in Holland, so what now Pegasus?

cool...good for you...send me some Clen
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 06, 2007, 10:18:13 AM
Look at my link above. The restaurants cover all ranges....I try to avoid to the tourist ones that cater to families and focus on the ones with good food.


I kid you not... on an occasions like Mother's day or Valentines day... you cannot get onto the island...cars backed up to the Bruckner expressway
you can't click on any of the restaurants to see the menus though, the only one it lets you do it on is the first one.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Sir William Idol on January 06, 2007, 10:19:00 AM
mars fresh pussy never smells fishy, thats what it smells like when its been sitting around for too long!  you need to shop at a better pussy market where the pussy is caught that day

(http://www.galleryfactory.com/bwb4/11.jpg)
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bigbuthealthy on January 06, 2007, 10:19:29 AM
cool...good for you...send me some Clen

Is that something like poppers?
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 06, 2007, 10:25:50 AM
http://www.originalcrabshanty.com/
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Sir William Idol on January 06, 2007, 10:26:06 AM
i just got off the phone with xavier and he said it was 31.99 and its not a whole crab its the snow legs or whatever, but it does sound like a pretty screaming deal still
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 10:29:13 AM
i just got off the phone with xavier and he said it was 31.99 and its not a whole crab its the snow legs or whatever, but it does sound like a pretty screaming deal still

hmm..they raised the price?..sorry about memory recalls $28
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 10:30:37 AM
http://www.originalcrabshanty.com/

good job Sarc, if you are ever in town check it out. Better yet, let me know and I will join you. I promise not to wear a tank top
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 06, 2007, 10:31:45 AM
wow, why cant their be restaurants like that in atlanta...
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Sir William Idol on January 06, 2007, 10:32:09 AM
good job Sarc, if you are ever in town check it out. Better yet, let me know and I will join you. I promise not to wear a tank top

couple of dudes who met on a message board going out for a nice seafood dinner, nothing wrong with that
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 10:32:56 AM
couple of dudes who met on a message board going out for a nice seafood dinner, nothing wrong with that


lol...is it too late to recind my offer?
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 06, 2007, 10:33:10 AM
wow, why cant their be restaurants like that in atlanta...
because they're right on the water.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 06, 2007, 10:34:17 AM
I understand the water part, i just meant why cant their be amazing restaurants that aren't that expensive....
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 06, 2007, 10:36:17 AM
I understand the water part, i just meant why cant their be amazing restaurants that aren't that expensive....
i don't know about that, there are plenty of great steakhouses whee you can get a great steak, baked potato, salad and dessert for 20 bucks.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 06, 2007, 10:38:45 AM
the only really good restaurant that i go to a lot down here is fogo de chao the brazilian place...that place fucking owns anywhere that ive ever been...i went to bones and it wasn't anything special, chops was the same way...houstons was a little better, justins the service sucked, and anthonys was pretty good...i went to the palm a while ago and wasn't impressed at all...idk, back when i used to work at outback I could get a better steak then I could at any of those places...
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 10:42:56 AM
the only really good restaurant that i go to a lot down here is fogo de chao the brazilian place...that place fucking owns anywhere that ive ever been...i went to bones and it wasn't anything special, chops was the same way...houstons was a little better, justins the service sucked, and anthonys was pretty good...i went to the palm a while ago and wasn't impressed at all...idk, back when i used to work at outback I could get a better steak then I could at any of those places...

dude, fuck the restaurants....Atlanta has like 10 to 1 girls to guys ratio. Get one or two of those thick southern girls and make them cook.

I hang out there a couple times per year, those girls are extremely friendly
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mydavid on January 06, 2007, 10:43:38 AM
those things are incredible, they even give you some marinara sauce to dip then in.

So when you come train with Milos you can come on up to my restaurant/bar and give ours a try :o

Lisa
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: CC3 on January 06, 2007, 10:44:41 AM
dude, f**k the restaurants....Atlanta has like 10 to 1 girls to guys ratio. Get one or two of those thick southern girls and make them cook.

Then, if the time of year is right, make a jump over to Freaknik.  Proceed to "let it all hang out".

P.S.  It doesn't actually exist anymore...
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 10:45:06 AM
So when you come train with Milos you can come on up to my restaurant/bar and give ours a try :o

Lisa


you have a better shot of Vince G coming in under 20% bodyfat than Sarc training with Milos.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 06, 2007, 10:45:20 AM
steelepegasus, yeah dude, the girls down here are pretty fucking amazing, and i live right next to georgia tech and georgia state, so theres always tons of hot college girls around...
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Sir William Idol on January 06, 2007, 10:46:57 AM
So when you come train with Milos you can come on up to my restaurant/bar and give ours a try :o

Lisa

what restaurant is that
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 10:47:25 AM
Then, if the time of year is right, make a jump over to Freaknik.  Proceed to "let it all hang out".



dude, from that I see every weekend in Atlanta is Freaknik.  Every bar/lounge that I have went to down there is filled with women.

My cousin just bought a house down there, I plan to spend more in Atlanta
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 06, 2007, 10:48:25 AM
what part of atlanta did she move to?
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Sir William Idol on January 06, 2007, 10:51:16 AM
dude, from that I see every weekend in Atlanta is Freaknik.  Every bar/lounge that I have went to down there is filled with women.

My cousin just bought a house down there, I plan to spend more in Atlanta

where are the good places to go in atlanta with some respectable white women, for those not interested in the "hot-lanta" scene
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 06, 2007, 10:51:50 AM
are you into the club thing or not?
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 10:52:48 AM
what part of atlanta did she move to?


I don't know the exact name of it...I want to say Fawyette Ville...but I could be wrong..it is a new sub division.

here is the back of the house while it was being built

Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on January 06, 2007, 10:53:44 AM
are you into the club thing or not?

Club Delluxe. pure pussy.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mydavid on January 06, 2007, 10:56:35 AM

you have a better shot of Vince G coming in under 20% bodyfat than Sarc training with Milos.

Cheese sticks, me and Milos...now that's a great trio!!!!

Lisa
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 06, 2007, 10:57:23 AM
ok fayetteville is like an hour away from atlanta at least...i thought you meant she actually lived in the city...but yeah if you like clubs, the clubs down here are filled with fine ass girls waiting to have sex...of all the clubs ive been to i would say the masquerade would prolly give you the best chances of getting laid...
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mydavid on January 06, 2007, 11:00:35 AM
what restaurant is that

Lucky Baldwin's.

Lisa
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 11:06:14 AM
ok fayetteville is like an hour away from atlanta at least...i thought you meant she actually lived in the city...but yeah if you like clubs, the clubs down here are filled with fine ass girls waiting to have sex...of all the clubs ive been to i would say the masquerade would prolly give you the best chances of getting laid...

I have been to a few clubs down there and usually there are more women than. If your game is tight then you should be OK. Plus, they seem to love guys from NY  :)


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Post by: SteelePegasus on January 06, 2007, 11:07:02 AM
Umbrella...I just called him and he is in Tyrone GA
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Post by: incognegro on January 06, 2007, 11:07:45 AM
fayetville! maybe I used to go to school in louisiana in actually baton rouge, southern chicks are the bomb don't see much like them in cali, although the food in ny sounds good but $30 damn I guess I am pretty big for just really drinking protein shakes and eating $5 chicken bowls epic spendage not a huge whole food eater
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 06, 2007, 11:08:55 AM
fuck that dude, go to fogo de chao for lunch...its thirty dollars, but they dont let you stop eating...they just keep bringing by food...its fucking insane...i guarantee when you leave, that will be the most you've ever eaten...
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: bmacsys on January 06, 2007, 12:53:37 PM
Hey Sarc, come to NY and go City Island, there is place call Crab Shanty

they have something called the 3 meat special very very generous portions.

1 whole lobster
1 side of baby ribs
Alaskan king crab
1 long (very oil and spicy) garlic bread
choice of new england or manhattan chowder soup
spanish Rice
Salad (if requested)
1 Drink from the bar

$28.....After this meal heavy sleep comes upon you immediately.

I eat at the Crab Shanty all the time. Awesome food at a good price.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: bmacsys on January 06, 2007, 12:56:09 PM
wow, why cant their be restaurants like that in atlanta...

Cause there ain't no paisans down south.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on January 06, 2007, 01:53:05 PM
decided to go to my local sports bar last night to have a nice big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks and as i'm eating in walks this huge 6'0" 160lb. metrosexual mass monster in skin tight size M black t shirt revealing massive 13 inch arms, sand blasted Old Navy jeans with his hot wife and 4 month old baby, i'm wearing a short sleeve button down shirt covering my miniscule almost 18 inch arms and i look over and say, "my God!!!!!! one day i'm  going to get my arms as big as yours!!!!!", hahahaha, his "wife" started smiling, good stuff.

You're so fucking stupid it's hilarious! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on January 06, 2007, 02:33:15 PM
You're so fucking stupid it's hilarious! ;D ;D ;D

Are you saying that you were that 160lbs metrosexual monster?
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on January 06, 2007, 02:39:18 PM
Sure. That was me. I know kung fu. My skinny ass will kick the ever loving shit out of you. :D
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 06, 2007, 02:40:59 PM
Sure. That was me. I know kung fu. My skinny ass will kick the ever loving shit out of you. :D
AIBA, Another Internet Bad Ass.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 06, 2007, 02:44:42 PM
Sure. That was me. I know kung fu. My skinny ass will kick the ever loving shit out of you. :D
if you were in any marital art you would know not to assume victory
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 06, 2007, 03:01:40 PM
I dont think he was referring to marriage rude buoy...
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on January 06, 2007, 03:11:27 PM
AIBA, Another Internet Bad Ass.

whatever, you're a fucking poser. Let that sink in real good. hahahahaha!
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 06, 2007, 03:12:30 PM
whatever, you're a fucking poser. Let that sink in real good. hahahahaha!
hahahahahaha, i knew i'd get ya.........meltdown.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 06, 2007, 03:12:48 PM
I dont think he was referring to marriage rude buoy...
;D
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on January 06, 2007, 03:44:02 PM
hahahahahaha, i knew i'd get ya.........meltdown.

hahahahahaha, i knew i'd get ya.........meltdown.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: grab an umbrella on January 06, 2007, 04:50:58 PM
I honestly believe everything to squadfather is a meltdown...
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on January 06, 2007, 05:01:20 PM
The guy is the fucking biggest tool on Getbig......
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: Fury on January 06, 2007, 05:01:51 PM
It's funny watching the SQUAD run your lives.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on January 06, 2007, 05:51:57 PM
It's funny watching the SQUAD run your lives.
hahhaahha they strive so hard to be like us bf ahahhahah
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: MONSTER_TRICEPS on January 07, 2007, 02:01:05 AM
Sure. That was me. I know kung fu. My skinny ass will kick the ever loving shit out of you. :D

Haha. I hope you were being sarcastic.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: Sir Humphrey on April 09, 2009, 08:15:21 AM
decided to go to my local sports bar last night to have a nice big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks and as i'm eating in walks this huge 6'0" 160lb. metrosexual mass monster in skin tight size M black t shirt revealing massive 13 inch arms, sand blasted Old Navy jeans with his hot wife and 4 month old baby, i'm wearing a short sleeve button down shirt covering my miniscule almost 18 inch arms and i look over and say, "my God!!!!!! one day i'm  going to get my arms as big as yours!!!!!", hahahaha, his "wife" started smiling, good stuff.

Splendid!
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 08:17:01 AM
Splendid!

seeing it from the point that Dave was in jail and had fantasies about his life after jail, the whole thing is quite sad.  :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: ASJChaotic on April 09, 2009, 08:18:45 AM
seeing it from the point that Dave was in jail and had fantasies about his life after jail, the whole thing is quite sad.  :'( :'( :'(


didn't he have another story where he flexed his arm in a store with a guy and his girlfriend?
he sure has alot of these stories  ::)
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: DK II on April 09, 2009, 08:19:45 AM

didn't he have another story where he flexed his arm in a store with a guy and his girlfriend?
he sure has alot of these stories  ::)

I think Dave had to make up for the beatings he received by other inmates.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: FREAKgeek on April 09, 2009, 08:27:26 AM
decided to go to my local sports bar last night to have a nice big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks and as i'm eating in walks this huge 6'0" 160lb. metrosexual mass monster in skin tight size M black t shirt revealing massive 13 inch arms, sand blasted Old Navy jeans with his hot wife and 4 month old baby, i'm wearing a short sleeve button down shirt covering my miniscule almost 18 inch arms and i look over and say, "my God!!!!!! one day i'm  going to get my arms as big as yours!!!!!", hahahaha, his "wife" started smiling, good stuff.

Here's the rest of the story:

metrosexual mass monster : "Why don't you say that shit to my face"
Squadfather : "Ha ha, uuuuh, well dude you're lucky I'm too sore"
metrosexual mass monster : "That's what I thought"

Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: ASJChaotic on April 09, 2009, 08:28:44 AM
I think Dave had to make up for the beatings he received by other inmates.

lol or maybe for the time he dropped the soap in the shower  :-X
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: kiwiol on April 09, 2009, 08:35:52 AM
Hahaha I loved Mars' BigbutHealthy gimmick account 8)
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: chainsaw on April 09, 2009, 10:27:34 AM
decided to go to my local sports bar last night to have a nice big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks and as i'm eating in walks this huge 6'0" 160lb. metrosexual mass monster in skin tight size M black t shirt revealing massive 13 inch arms, sand blasted Old Navy jeans with his hot wife and 4 month old baby, i'm wearing a short sleeve button down shirt covering my miniscule almost 18 inch arms and i look over and say, "my God!!!!!! one day i'm  going to get my arms as big as yours!!!!!", hahahaha, his "wife" started smiling, good stuff.

What a pathetic loser you are.  You forgot that they got out of a ferrari, and you got out of youre 1986 suburban.  Thats what she was laughing at.
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: peroni on April 09, 2009, 10:55:12 AM
decided to go to my local sports bar last night to have a nice big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks and as i'm eating in walks this huge 6'0" 160lb. metrosexual mass monster in skin tight size M black t shirt revealing massive 13 inch arms, sand blasted Old Navy jeans with his hot wife and 4 month old baby, i'm wearing a short sleeve button down shirt covering my miniscule almost 18 inch arms and i look over and say, "my God!!!!!! one day i'm  going to get my arms as big as yours!!!!!", hahahaha, his "wife" started smiling, good stuff.

How the fuck do you manage to post 30 times a day on average and consider yourself someone who has a life?
Title: Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!
Post by: The Showstoppa on April 09, 2009, 10:56:55 AM
Hahaha I loved Mars' BigbutHealthy gimmick account 8)

Mars had a gimmick ?  :o




 ;D