Hey Sarc, come to NY and go City Island, there is place call Crab Shanty
they have something called the 3 meat special very very generous portions.
1 whole lobster
1 side of baby ribs
Alaskan king crab
1 long (very oil and spicy) garlic bread
choice of new england or manhattan chowder soup
spanish Rice
Salad (if requested)
1 Drink from the bar
$28.....After this meal heavy sleep comes upon you immediately.