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ATHEIST

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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #50 on: January 05, 2007, 06:32:23 PM »
Quote from: db2431 on January 05, 2007, 04:27:06 PM
HAHAHA Epic Lies and Brutal Diet combined with Monster denial of your pathetic 14" "cannons" leading to Colossal Imagined 18" Pythons Symbolizing a History of Embarrassment due to your Epically Small Genetalia HAHAHAHA Gayer than Reebok Pumps

  God so true, i used to laugh at him and his stories but now i just feel bad for him. you can smell his many insecurities form his little stories poor thing.
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Count Grishnackh

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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #51 on: January 05, 2007, 08:28:55 PM »
Quote from: db2431 on January 05, 2007, 04:27:06 PM
HAHAHA Epic Lies and Brutal Diet combined with Monster denial of your pathetic 14" "cannons" leading to Colossal Imagined 18" Pythons Symbolizing a History of Embarrassment due to your Epically Small Genetalia HAHAHAHA Gayer than Reebok Pumps

hahahahaha, epic freudian meltdown
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Count Grishnackh

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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #52 on: January 05, 2007, 08:29:43 PM »
Quote from: ATHEIST on January 05, 2007, 06:32:23 PM
  God so true, i used to laugh at him and his stories but now i just feel bad for him. you can smell his many insecurities form his little stories poor thing.

boo hoo hoo      :'(


hahahahhahahahhaa
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TheAnimal

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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #53 on: January 05, 2007, 09:37:26 PM »
Quote from: Count Grishnackh on January 05, 2007, 08:28:55 PM
hahahahaha, epic freudian meltdown
hahahaha getbig humour is the best!
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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #54 on: January 05, 2007, 10:01:02 PM »
I'm sure his wife was most impressed by your Pitbull gym string T and zebra pants.
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Sir William Idol

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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #55 on: January 06, 2007, 03:17:03 AM »
Quote from: Sir William Idol on January 05, 2007, 09:30:52 AM
you should have walked over and said "hey where did you get that shirt, my 12 year old nephew has been working out for flag football for about a month and he's roughly your size, he'd like something like that"


and then as he was about to respond, slap him in the face grab his wifes tit, bust out a kneeling 3/4 back double biceps, take a handful of their fries and walk out laughing


hahhahhahhaha, classic!
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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #56 on: January 06, 2007, 03:23:12 AM »
youre either an incredibly skinny boy who fabricates these lies to satisfy a delusionally oversized ego, or youre a bully. Either way youre a piece of shit
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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #57 on: January 06, 2007, 03:25:48 AM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on January 05, 2007, 06:32:46 AM
decided to go to my local sports bar last night to have a nice big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks and as i'm eating in walks this huge 6'0" 160lb. metrosexual mass monster in skin tight size M black t shirt revealing massive 13 inch arms, sand blasted Old Navy jeans with his hot wife and 4 month old baby, i'm wearing a short sleeve button down shirt covering my miniscule almost 18 inch arms and i look over and say, "my God!!!!!! one day i'm  going to get my arms as big as yours!!!!!", hahahaha, his "wife" started smiling, good stuff.

yeah well, I'm currently offseason, whaddya expect?? >:(
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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #58 on: January 06, 2007, 03:28:55 AM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on January 05, 2007, 06:32:46 AM
big double cheeseburger, fries, chicken wings and mozzarella sticks

Quote from: The Squadfather on January 05, 2007, 06:41:12 AM
desert there is a rip off, 5 bucks for a shitty little piece of apple pie or cheesecake, i went to McDonalds and got an ice cream cone and an apple pie.

Squadfather, sounds like your motto is.. It's cheat day all year round!
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GroinkTropin

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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #59 on: January 06, 2007, 03:33:39 AM »
It's funny how the skinny emo thing is "in" right now, I got a giftcard to some place called tillys and they have like skater clothes, kind of a knock off of pac sun. ANyway, all the pants advertise they are "skinny" skinny skinny that, and the guys i saw in there look like fags! ALl were fucking skinny as hell, pants clinging to their legs and shit, and some were wearing make up! And they were walking around with ok looking high school(im assuming) chicks. What happened to being manly? Facial hair anyone? I remember on my way to coachella seeing this car that had broke down right by the venue, 2 stoned skinny fucks couldn't push a geo metro out of the road, how emberassing! I couldn't be seen in public like that, at least have cancer or something.
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Bluto

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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #60 on: January 06, 2007, 03:36:28 AM »
Quote from: Methyl Mike on January 06, 2007, 03:33:39 AM
It's funny how the skinny emo thing is "in" right now, I got a giftcard to some place called tillys and they have like skater clothes, kind of a knock off of pac sun. ANyway, all the pants advertise they are "skinny" skinny skinny that, and the guys i saw in there look like fags! ALl were fucking skinny as hell, pants clinging to their legs and shit, and some were wearing make up! And they were walking around with ok looking high school(im assuming) chicks. What happened to being manly? Facial hair anyone? I remember on my way to coachella seeing this car that had broke down right by the venue, 2 stoned skinny fucks couldn't push a geo metro out of the road, how emberassing! I couldn't be seen in public like that, at least have cancer or something.

we need to bring facial hair back in bodybuilding, been TOO long  >:(
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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #61 on: January 06, 2007, 03:39:11 AM »
Quote from: Bluto on January 06, 2007, 03:36:28 AM
we need to bring facial hair back in bodybuilding, been TOO long  >:(

There was facial hair in BBing (onstage)?
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Brixtonbulldog

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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #62 on: January 06, 2007, 03:59:05 AM »
Quote from: LoveTheSport on January 06, 2007, 03:39:11 AM
There was facial hair in BBing (onstage)?

Jesup Wilcosz I think was his name.
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Bluto

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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #63 on: January 06, 2007, 04:03:02 AM »
Also the 'stash of Mentzer counts.  :)
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Bluto

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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #64 on: January 06, 2007, 04:04:16 AM »
What's up now !!!
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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #65 on: January 06, 2007, 04:06:48 AM »
Of course! He looks pretty good there.
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The Squadfather

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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #66 on: January 06, 2007, 07:48:02 AM »
Quote from: Scimowser on January 06, 2007, 03:23:12 AM
youre either an incredibly skinny boy who fabricates these lies to satisfy a delusionally oversized ego, or youre a bully. Either way youre a piece of shit
hahahaha, ok "schimowser". ::)
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Mars

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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #67 on: January 06, 2007, 07:52:13 AM »
Hahahaha Sarcasm is not afraid to crucify a little geek in his spare time. Classic as always.
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The Squadfather

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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #68 on: January 06, 2007, 07:53:50 AM »
Quote from: Mars on January 06, 2007, 07:52:13 AM
Hahahaha Sarcasm is not afraid to crucify a little geek in his spare time. Classic as always.
hahahahaa, yes Mars, it's funny how all the little skinny bonesacked tits get all worked up by this thread.
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slaveboy1980

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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #69 on: January 06, 2007, 08:01:41 AM »
sarcasm: where you ever infliced with ILS in your younger days?
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The Squadfather

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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #70 on: January 06, 2007, 08:04:19 AM »
Quote from: slaveboy1980 on January 06, 2007, 08:01:41 AM
sarcasm: where you ever infliced with ILS in your younger days?
i walk with my arms straight down to my sides.
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RUDE BUOY

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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #71 on: January 06, 2007, 08:08:48 AM »
Quote from: Brixtonbulldog on January 05, 2007, 03:42:57 PM
I'm a team Dannon athlete.

No traps... never touched a weight.. yadda blah blah.
brutal phone skills
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slaveboy1980

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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #72 on: January 06, 2007, 08:10:05 AM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on January 06, 2007, 08:04:19 AM
i walk with my arms straight down to my sides.

that was what i guessed too..some of the guidos are hilarious. i love giving fake advice to them..do you enjoy that too?  ;D
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RUDE BUOY

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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #73 on: January 06, 2007, 08:11:04 AM »
Quote from: slaveboy1980 on January 06, 2007, 08:10:05 AM
that was what i guessed too..some of the guidos are hilarious. i love giving fake advice to them..do you enjoy that too?  ;D
hahahhhah that would be funny to try
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slaveboy1980

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Re: Brutal Restaurant Ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #74 on: January 06, 2007, 08:15:39 AM »
I had one of those fuckers squat over his water bottle...to make sure he squated deep enough..guy didnt understand why me and his gf was laughing ....it was like a big dildo on the floor waiting for him to sit on.

a great way to make women squat deep enough is to have a dildo on the floor and make em squat deep
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