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My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though :-\
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My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though :-\
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hahahahahaha.
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My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though :-\
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Classic.... ;D
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did you fucck her doggie style?
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My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though :-\
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Legendary!! 8)
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haa haa - you should "degrade" her some....shit on her tits etc...
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My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though :-\
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I wish someone would do the same favour for you one day...you must be greatful to that person remember
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I wish someone would do the same favour for you one day...you must be greatful to that person remember
translation=you're just like the roommate.
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My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though :-\
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Yes! I bet he was up late doing press ups hahahaha
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Yes! I bet he was up late doing press ups hahahaha
hahahahaha, and scouring the internet for steroids and supplements, i bet he drove the GNC salesman nuts the next day asking questions.
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My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though :-\
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Gosh, now write a letter to penthouse forum and proclaim these same lies to them, get your bullshit published son! Had i been your roomie and you hit me with the 12 inch arm thing, i'd have knocked you the fuck out.
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Girl sounds like a total slut. I hope you used a rubber, or you really might have done your roommate a bigger favor then you think. Especially when he walks by your room and sees you flapping around in a gonorrhea-induced puddle of bloody shit.
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haa haa - you should "degrade" her some....shit on her tits etc...
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Easy there sherif. Start her out with some atm first.
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Next week he's stuffed with D-Boll, protein shakes and works out 7 days a week doing dumbell curls and benchpresses.
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what girl? ;D this is just a made up bed time story
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hahahahaha, and scouring the internet for steroids and supplements, i bet he drove the GNC salesman nuts the next day asking questions.
Roommate: "So what you're telling me is that if I take this BSN stack and the Muscle Tech stack that I will look like Jay Cutler and Ronnie Coleman."
GNC Salesman: "Yea and I can throw in this Vitargo and you could have a chest like Markus Ruhl."
Roommate: "Okay, give me three of everything."
GNC (to assitant): "Looks like we are closing early today."
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Roommate: "So what you're telling me is that if I take this BSN stack and the Muscle Tech stack that I will look like Jay Cutler and Ronnie Coleman."
GNC Salesman: "Yea and I can throw in this Vitargo and you could have a chest like Markus Ruhl."
Roommate: "Okay, give me three of everything."
GNC (to assitant): "Looks like we are closing early today."
Classic.
Oh btw, this thread is useless without pics.
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hahahahaha, and scouring the internet for steroids and supplements, i bet he drove the GNC salesman nuts the next day asking questions.
hahah, yea probably bought a Gold Card.
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My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though :-\
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"my roomie?"
are you a teenager?
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Roommate: "So what you're telling me is that if I take this BSN stack and the Muscle Tech stack that I will look like Jay Cutler and Ronnie Coleman."
GNC Salesman: "Yea and I can throw in this Vitargo and you could have a chest like Markus Ruhl."
Roommate: "Okay, give me three of everything."
GNC (to assitant): "Looks like we are closing early today."
hahahahahahaha, i can just see the "salesman" snickering to himself as he shuts the lights off and locks the door as the guy walks out.
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The skinny guy with his girl and the big dude that fucked her and pissed his skinny ass off.
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hahahahahahaha, i can just see the "salesman" snickering to himself as he shuts the lights off and locks the door as the guy walks out.
Can you imagine if GNC sold Superdrol....the commission this guy could have gotten would have been out of this world.
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Can you imagine if GNC sold Superdrol....the commission this guy could have gotten would have been out of this world.
hahahahaha, i can just see the guy gobbling down half the bottle in his car as he drives to the gym with tears welling up in his eyes.
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hahahahaha, i can just see the guy gobbling down half the bottle in his car as he drives to the gym with tears welling up in his eyes.
haha, that was pretty good.
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"my roomie?"
are you a teenager?
Better than his cell mate ;D ;D ;D
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your roomie should live under the motto MOB(money over bitches)
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Splatter her brains all over his bed with a slegehammer.
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man i feel sorry for those 30 pound dumbells that the roommate is gonna be tearing up at the gym.
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This thread is priceless.
I like the splatter her head with a sledghammer comment.
Good stuff
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man i feel sorry for those 30 pound dumbells that the roommate is gonna be tearing up at the gym.
haahhhahhahha "light wieght buddayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
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Nice one.
Once I had a girl my roommate was banging at the time tell me I had big arms at 9am in the morning. I was busy cracking my eggs and just wanted that bitch out of my house...hahah, nothing more. Yes, brutal 12" arms are fierce! I think a lot of guys feel insecure when their around someone who is semi-jacked. I remember feeling like a scrawned piece of panty trash when I wasn't lifting for a few years, but never discredited someone who was. I just accepted my scrawness like a man.
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My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though :-\
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That's the way to do it, playboy. In fact, you did that mofo a favor.
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My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though :-\
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yes of course this all happened ::)
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I think a nice Glock and a JHP round would be cheaper for him than the AAS he would need to get bigger.
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hahahaha, time to bump this gem.
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it was all believable until the part where you banged her. you have potential but you should work on your subtlety
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it was all believable until the part where you banged her. you have potential but you should work on your subtlety
hard to tell is this is made up or not but what a story if it is ;D
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oh so cool...like, you are the man!.... ::)
this is the second thread ive read lately where some member has for whatever reason decided to denigrate someone and claim it as an ''owning''...
so , let me get this straight...if i go out and rip on someone- particularly someone i know real well, and tell them that i am so much better than them because i have big arms...then that's an owning?
i thought owning was having someone messed up because they played themselves?...
now it's just an insult?
are the majority of posters in here 15 or something?
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oh so cool...like, you are the man!.... ::)
this is the second thread ive read lately where some member has for whatever reason decided to denigrate someone and claim it as an ''owning''...
so , let me get this straight...if i go out and rip on someone- particularly someone i know real well, and tell them that i am so much better than them because i have big arms...then that's an owning?
i thought owning was having someone messed up because they played themselves?...
now it's just an insult?
are the majority of posters in here 15 or something?
It is what it is.....
bye roommy...
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oh so cool...like, you are the man!.... ::)
this is the second thread ive read lately where some member has for whatever reason decided to denigrate someone and claim it as an ''owning''...
so , let me get this straight...if i go out and rip on someone- particularly someone i know real well, and tell them that i am so much better than them because i have big arms...then that's an owning?
i thought owning was having someone messed up because they played themselves?...
now it's just an insult?
are the majority of posters in here 15 or something?
tell your mom and sister i'll be over early tonight, wimp.
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I remember feeling like a scrawned piece of panty trash when I wasn't lifting for a few years, but never discredited someone who was. I just accepted my scrawness like a man.
That cracked me up, probably cause I've felt the same way during training breaks. It was pretty manly of you to accept your scrawniness like a man.
**Oh, and I forgot to put this in my first post for antcrawl - http://www.cdc.gov/std/Gonorrhea/STDFact-gonorrhea.htm (http://www.cdc.gov/std/Gonorrhea/STDFact-gonorrhea.htm)
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fitting for bb.com... not this board.
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tell your mom and sister i'll be over early tonight, wimp.
ahh hahha hahahhahhah
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I felt bad so I am determined to help my roommate get some more confidence with helping him build a better body. I told him to go check out Caliberfitness.com. Sure it cost some money but he would be getting some of the best nutritional advice around from a certified expert. Some low monthy payments to Bowflex, some Goat protein, and sprinkling some bee pollen on his Wheaties and as Kamali would say "he'll be growing like a weed".
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$500 on Antcraw being a virgin.
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$500 on Antcraw being a virgin.
Nope, but I don't get it as much as I like so I gotta take it when I can :-\
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thats what u call "monster meltdown"
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oh so cool...like, you are the man!.... ::)
this is the second thread ive read lately where some member has for whatever reason decided to denigrate someone and claim it as an ''owning''...
so , let me get this straight...if i go out and rip on someone- particularly someone i know real well, and tell them that i am so much better than them because i have big arms...then that's an owning?
i thought owning was having someone messed up because they played themselves?...
now it's just an insult?
are the majority of posters in here 15 or something?
this board would collapse if not for your insightful posts ::)
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My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though :-\
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I love this forum, better then TV or anything. ;D
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I love this forum, better then TV or anything. ;D
wow dude if you really mean that you need to get a life
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wow dude if you really mean that you need to get a life
You know what I mean. ::)
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I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho.
No verbal explanation to your roommate would've been necessary if ya would've just cum all over his girlfriend's face and then made sure that she passed your roommate in the hallway as she was leaving.
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You know what I mean. ::)
no, i don't.
please stay away from me from now on. FAR away.
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Took one for the bro, that bitch probably had the clap or drip
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That's an awesome story. If it's true, u should sleep with one eye open right now, and keep your food in a fridge with a lock...
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if this were true, the least you could do is let your roomie have some of it too, if shes that much of a ho that she would just fuck you like that then you know fo sho that she would be down for getting double teamed.
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if this were true, the least you could do is let your roomie have some of it too, if shes that much of a ho that she would just f**k you like that then you know fo sho that she would be down for getting double teamed.
yeah thats what you want......
your balls rubbing his as you guys pound away on her ::)
gayer than anal sex with "buffgoddess"
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translation=you're just like the roommate.
Translation=He(antcraw) is an idiot, and so are you!
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gayer than anal sex with "buffgoddess"
HAHAHAHAHA good one ;D
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My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though :-\
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Next time video it, and insult her in some way to bring up his spirits, but at the same time say dude, she's a whore, but there are many (Nice) women that just don't want pencil necks. I know, I was one. Luckily, I had a litte bit of a"Rock Star" legendary track record so I owened even the bodybuilders. I had the best thing other than muscles to a chick, and better than a 10 inch cock. It is my friends, thousands of other screaming chicks around the country.
Sick but true.
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My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though :-\
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Do you guys smell that?...Smells like bull shit. :)
jk
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antcraw finally got some pussy...then decides to make up a fantasy story around it.
"Yes, I am the man, I am can bench press 175 for 2 reps...haha, I own you, now your girl wants me"
just another day on getbig
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chances are he is putting foreign objects or body fluids in your food dude.
Giving the Mr Getbig a shot in the arm... (http://www.getanabolics.com/contests-i-10.html)
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My roommate brought a new girl around last week. The first time I met her I was just coming back from the gym and they were watching a movie. Next thing I know she was asking me how much I lift and how often I go to the gym. I had to ask my roomie to pause the movie because it was interrupting us. She said she wanted to start working out for the new year and I said I would be glad to take her to the gym and show her around. He came by my room later and said it wasn't cool for me to hit on his girl. I felt a little bad when I had to tell him "Don't blame me or her, blame your brutal 12" arms." That took so much wind out of him I swear I could see his chest shrink inside of his size M t shirt. I wound up banging her yesterday and tried to explain to my roomie that if it wasn't me it would be someone else and I thought it would be easier coming from a friend that he was dating a ho. For some reason he's still mad at me though :-\
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hahhaah..its nice to make stupid stories.sad half of the dumbasses here think your story was 'real'..pathetic losers