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Title: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 12, 2007, 02:02:51 PM
i used to work with a guy who had started "working out" and would bring in his 7lb. jug of whey protein to work and i heard him talking one day and he told a guy, "well your body won't absorb protein powder unless you're working out" hahhahahahahahaha, where do people come up with this shit?
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Cap on January 12, 2007, 02:08:06 PM
Squatting kills the knees.

You need to drink creatine with grape juice.

Sucking dick will make you a successful BBer.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on January 12, 2007, 02:09:48 PM
Squatting kills the knees.

You need to drink creatine with grape juice.

Sucking dick will make you a successful BBer.

Actually the first one is true. Most people don't know how to squat properly and because of that they injure their knees and hips.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Option D on January 12, 2007, 02:14:04 PM
People tell me...
why are you so big you know when you get older and stop working out the muscle will turn into fat...

LMAO 2 different tissues...Fat accumilates and muscle grows or shrinks...not the same.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Cap on January 12, 2007, 02:15:49 PM
Actually the first one is true. Most people don't know how to squat properly and because of that they injure their knees and hips.
You can turn muscle into fat.  ::)

True about the form alexxx but since I have taken a wider stance for squats, my knees are golden.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: DK II on January 12, 2007, 02:17:31 PM
Squatting kills the knees.

You need to drink creatine with grape juice.

Sucking dick will make you a successful BBer.

Derek Anthony is the proof that no. 3 really is a myth!!
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bluto on January 12, 2007, 02:18:09 PM
i used to work with a guy who had started "working out" and would bring in his 7lb. jug of whey protein to work and i heard him talking one day and he told a guy, "well your body won't absorb protein powder unless you're working out" hahhahahahahahaha, where do people come up with this shit?

he probably meant that he needs more protein when working out.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bluto on January 12, 2007, 02:18:59 PM
Squatting kills the knees.

You need to drink creatine with grape juice.

Sucking dick will make you a successful BBer.

mixing it with grape would be better than water.

Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Cap on January 12, 2007, 02:20:41 PM
mixing it with grape would be better than water.


Dextrose and Kool Aid, I love it.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: HalloweenMan on January 12, 2007, 02:23:12 PM
that all supplements are the equivalent of steroids.  a lady at work asked me if i ever had ' roid rages' and i said no and i asked her why she asked and she said because she saw the creatine i had.  i told her you can buy it anywhere, like wal mart or target even, and she said 'wow, i thought steroids were illegal' 
ha, incredible. 
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Option D on January 12, 2007, 02:23:35 PM
this is funny

"im gonna do like 15 reps...yeah...trying to get cut"
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on January 12, 2007, 02:23:58 PM
People tell me...
why are you so big you know when you get older and stop working out the muscle will turn into fat...

LMAO 2 different tissues...Fat accumilates and muscle grows or shrinks...not the same.

It's pretty funny you should tell them that you already are.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on January 12, 2007, 02:24:17 PM
that all supplements are the equivalent of steroids.  a lady at work asked me if i ever had ' roid rages' and i said no and i asked her why she asked and she said because she saw the creatine i had.  i told her you can buy it anywhere, like wal mart or target even, and she said 'wow, i thought steroids were illegal' 
ha, incredible. 
hahahahahaha.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Option D on January 12, 2007, 02:24:57 PM
It's pretty funny you should tell them that you already are.

I am what?
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on January 12, 2007, 02:25:36 PM
I am what?

You already are.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Option D on January 12, 2007, 02:26:58 PM
You already are.

ok ::)
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Cap on January 12, 2007, 02:29:31 PM
I was told because I took creatine in HS that I was a cheater.  Oh well.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Option D on January 12, 2007, 02:31:40 PM
I was told because I took creatine in HS that I was a cheater.  Oh well.

LOL me too..I take animal paks and my friends say

"shit big_mal is just big because he takes all them pills"

BTW thats all i do animal paks. No Protein powders, creatine, nothing but multi vitamins.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: alexxx on January 12, 2007, 02:33:40 PM
LOL me too..I take animal paks and my friends say

"shit big_mal is just big because he takes all them pills"

BTW thats all i do animal paks. No Protein powders, creatine, nothing but multi vitamins.

You should add a couple of meals with that.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Cap on January 12, 2007, 02:36:47 PM
LOL me too..I take animal paks and my friends say

"shit big_mal is just big because he takes all them pills"

BTW thats all i do animal paks. No Protein powders, creatine, nothing but multi vitamins.
Man, don't take ZMA.  That increases free testosterone.  8)
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Option D on January 12, 2007, 02:38:28 PM
Man, don't take ZMA.  That increases free testosterone.  8)

When i worked at gnc Terrell Owens came in there looking for some ZMA...I sold him something that said Zmass whatever that is. I think EAS made ZMA also
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bluto on January 12, 2007, 02:39:06 PM
that all supplements are the equivalent of steroids.  a lady at work asked me if i ever had ' roid rages' and i said no and i asked her why she asked and she said because she saw the creatine i had.  i told her you can buy it anywhere, like wal mart or target even, and she said 'wow, i thought steroids were illegal' 
ha, incredible. 

well it is banned in france and has been talked about banning it from olympic sports etc so it's not that far reached
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Cap on January 12, 2007, 02:39:32 PM
When i worked at gnc Terrell Owens came in there looking for some ZMA...I sold him something that said Zmass whatever that is. I think EAS made ZMA also
He better watch out.  Hope EsPN doesn't here this...because that increases Test levels and puts you to sleep.  He was cheating and killing himself.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: onlyme on January 12, 2007, 02:42:02 PM
The biggest one is this guy actually thinks he is a bodybuilder because he has been on stage a couple times.  He was drunk and lost a bet.  He does it strictly to help they guys put oil on.  He doesn't do it to compete.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Croatch on January 12, 2007, 02:45:24 PM
Quote
this is funny

"im gonna do like 15 reps...yeah...trying to get cut"
My absolute favorite.  Translation: I don't want to lift weight that is too heavy.  I'm going to stay with "super strict" form and really feel the muscle being worked.
Diet and cardio will get you cut quicker than any rep range.
 - Croatch
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well it is banned in france and has been talked about banning it from olympic sports etc so it's not that far reached
Banning creatine.  There's a step in the right direction.  Just think of all the lives you'd save. ::)  Might as well make glutamine illegal, as well.  Amino acids aren't good for you, the government has done studies on it. ::)
Same guys who do research on 2nd hand smoke.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Option D on January 12, 2007, 02:50:16 PM
The biggest one is this guy actually thinks he is a bodybuilder because he has been on stage a couple times.  He was drunk and lost a bet.  He does it strictly to help they guys put oil on.  He doesn't do it to compete.

I wonder how hard the guys laughed back stage at that guy.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Cap on January 12, 2007, 02:52:54 PM
I wonder how hard the guys laughed back stage at that guy.
Or in the crowd.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 12, 2007, 03:29:07 PM
that all supplements are the equivalent of steroids.  a lady at work asked me if i ever had ' roid rages' and i said no and i asked her why she asked and she said because she saw the creatine i had.  i told her you can buy it anywhere, like wal mart or target even, and she said 'wow, i thought steroids were illegal' 
ha, incredible. 

creatine only becomes illegal steroids if you stack it with Gakic and goat protein.....powerfull shit
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Man of Steel on January 12, 2007, 03:32:20 PM
that all supplements are the equivalent of steroids.  a lady at work asked me if i ever had ' roid rages' and i said no and i asked her why she asked and she said because she saw the creatine i had.  i told her you can buy it anywhere, like wal mart or target even, and she said 'wow, i thought steroids were illegal' 
ha, incredible. 

Next time hit that old bitch with your purse!
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 12, 2007, 03:32:31 PM
LOL me too..I take animal paks and my friends say

"shit big_mal is just big because he takes all them pills"

BTW thats all i do animal paks. No Protein powders, creatine, nothing but multi vitamins.

Animal Pak is cheating...look at what it did from Frank McGrath

It made him tear holes in all of this clothes and put blood on his knee while training.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 12, 2007, 03:34:22 PM
Actually the biggest myth is that carbs are bad for you and makes you fat.


so these dumb fucks consume about 5,000 calories of protein and only burn 2,000... :-X
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Dorian01 on January 12, 2007, 06:01:13 PM
I was told because I took creatine in HS that I was a cheater.  Oh well.
Some people on here believe that too though. Shadow once told me protein powder means you're not natural anymore.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: HalloweenMan on January 12, 2007, 06:37:46 PM
well it is banned in france and has been talked about banning it from olympic sports etc so it's not that far reached


how would you test for creatine use?  im not trying to be a smartass.  im curious. 
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on January 13, 2007, 01:17:02 AM
What about these stupid woman who come in first day lesson at the gym and tells the "instructor" they don't want to become that big as a bodybuilder haha, like these lazy bitches ever could haha.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Big N on January 13, 2007, 09:45:53 AM
What about these stupid woman who come in first day lesson at the gym and tells the "instructor" they don't want to become that big as a bodybuilder haha, like these lazy bitches ever could haha.



lol
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: beatmaster on January 13, 2007, 09:58:48 AM
What about these stupid woman who come in first day lesson at the gym and tells the "instructor" they don't want to become that big as a bodybuilder haha, like these lazy bitches ever could haha.

it's peoples like that who start's myth.............. 90% is she will quit in a month
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: SteelePegasus on January 13, 2007, 10:06:41 AM
it's peoples like that who start's myth.............. 90% is she will quit in a month


actually, she won't show up for the 3rd session
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Team Diver on January 13, 2007, 10:18:53 AM
this is funny

"im gonna do like 15 reps...yeah...trying to get cut"

Special version from fat people: "i am doing situps cos I want a six-pack!"
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Cap on January 13, 2007, 10:36:21 AM
Special version from fat people: "i am doing situps cos I want a six-pack!"
It helps if you superset nonstop in a cardio form then do cardio after.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: amc1980 on January 13, 2007, 11:07:33 AM
"It's only gay if you make eye-contact".

Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: haider on January 13, 2007, 11:14:21 AM
"It's only gay if you make eye-contact".


hahahahahha, getbigs been fucking hilarious lately ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: candidate2025 on January 13, 2007, 11:26:24 AM
Banning creatine.  There's a step in the right direction.  Just think of all the lives you'd save. ::)  Might as well make glutamine illegal, as well.  Amino acids aren't good for you, the government has done studies on it. ::)
Same guys who do research on 2nd hand smoke.
your a smart man, croatch.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Ursus on January 13, 2007, 12:24:37 PM
bodybuilders can fight
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: gordiano on January 13, 2007, 12:27:56 PM
that all supplements are the equivalent of steroids.  a lady at work asked me if i ever had ' roid rages' and i said no and i asked her why she asked and she said because she saw the creatine i had.  i told her you can buy it anywhere, like wal mart or target even, and she said 'wow, i thought steroids were illegal' 
ha, incredible. 

Yeah, no shit.


Monster ignorance.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on January 13, 2007, 12:29:45 PM
Teenage teen pussies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Princess L on January 13, 2007, 12:32:12 PM
Women who say they don't lift weights because they don't want to get big and bulky  ::)
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: gordiano on January 13, 2007, 12:33:48 PM
Women who say they don't lift weights because they don't want to get big and bulky  ::)

That's one of my favorites, as well.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on January 13, 2007, 12:36:20 PM
I already mentioned that one little ananas.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: freespirit on January 13, 2007, 12:38:41 PM
I already mentioned that one little ananas.

Ananas is Dutch for pineapple. Ha ha.  ;)

Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on January 13, 2007, 12:39:52 PM
There you have me  ;D. sorry drinked a couple of beers haha.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: freespirit on January 13, 2007, 12:41:35 PM
There you have me  ;D. sorry drinked a couple of beers haha.

Yes. I'm having a Whiskey before I leave. It's Saturday anyways.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on January 13, 2007, 12:44:26 PM
Do you think you are going to pound some little whores tonight Freespirit?
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: tweeter on January 13, 2007, 12:47:30 PM
Somebody asked me a few days ago if it would be easy for them to get huge since they had so much fat they could turn into muscle.
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: onlyme on January 13, 2007, 12:50:49 PM
Biggest myth of all......... roids will make you look better.  Proof below, they don't
Title: Re: Dumbass bodybuilding myths!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: freespirit on January 13, 2007, 01:01:16 PM
Do you think you are going to pound some little whores tonight Freespirit?

Only if they're not the type that expect me to buy them a drink, ha ha.  :D