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Getbig Main Boards => General Topics => Topic started by: ToxicAvenger on January 15, 2007, 05:28:10 PM
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cant say i did,but i called the teacher a bitch in kindergarden
and in the 11th grade i got in a fist fight with my wood shop teacher off campus
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No but I had a dream in the second grade that I went to school and forgot to put my cloths on. I'm sitting at my desk and I look down and see I'm in my undies and I totally panic. Scared the crap out of me, I was so relieved when I woke up.
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ive shat myself a few times ;D
one i can remember, i had 2 bottles of red wine on an empty stomach when i was 15 ... as i was puking in the toilet i shat myself ... i was embarrased so i went and slept in the yard hoping people would htink i rolled in dogshit
luckily my friends brought me in so i didnt die of exposure lol
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ive shat myself a few times ;D
one i can remember, i had 2 bottles of red wine on an empty stomach when i was 15 ... as i was puking in the toilet i shat myself ... i was embarrased so i went and slept in the yard hoping people would htink i rolled in dogshit
luckily my friends brought me in so i didnt die of exposure lol
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thats disgusting.
at least do it on the girl next time :-X
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you just went up a few notches in my book
thats weird i read your story and i still think youre a douche
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In college, I woke up to some kid pissing on my roomates labtop, shifaced. Kid thought he was in the bathroom. I was so pissed, he never made that mistake again :-\
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I hear ya, but this was some butt pirate that played his music loud at all hours of the night. Not to mention, I woke up and was like " Wtf are you doing kid", and he just ignored me, then started to act like a drunken moron.
He deserved what he got ;)
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lol..i've pissed on a girl before.. ;D
well ...no never mind the details...
scat is nassy.ick....
next time wake her up and and shout "look what the hell you just did!!!"
when she begs for forgiveness say suck my cock and it will be ok
ta ta
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one night when i crashed at some chicks house, she told me it was cool to sleep in her bed. It was a hot night so i slept in only my boxers... i woke up later (like 4am) realizing i'd had a wet dream, and i had shot some on her leg. I was simultaneously mortified and trying not to crack up. So i quickly wiped it up with a sock and she never knew. Cracks me up every time i think of it.
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I knew a guy who took a laxative to help him make weight for wrestling...let's just say he should have taken that a few hours earlier cause they didn't wear off in time and once the match started he had ALOT of problems...it was pretty naasty
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one night when i crashed at some chicks house, she told me it was cool to sleep in her bed. It was a hot night so i slept in only my boxers... i woke up later (like 4am) realizing i'd had a wet dream, and i had shot some on her leg. I was simultaneously mortified and trying not to crack up. So i quickly wiped it up with a sock and she never knew. Cracks me up every time i think of it.
was it your sock or hers?
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I peed myself in 4th or 5th grade, but it was after school. My mom had taken my brother and some friends to something in town, I forget what. I was walking down this road waiting for my mom to pick me up and I had to pee really bad. So I was looking for someplace outside and couldn't find anyplace. I went into the store where she was supposed to pick me up (it was called Wacker's, lol) and asked the lady there if they had a public restroom. She said they didn't and I lost all hope (and the contents of my bladder) right there on the spot. I found a display case of 8-track tapes and stood right in front of it pretending to study them until my mom got there. A girl I knew came into the store in the meantime and I just kind of said hi while not budging from my spot.
So then when my mom finally got there, I got into the car. My brother was in the front seat with us and a couple of my friends were in the back. I thought I was finally home free, then my big brother blurts out loud enough for everyone to hear, "did you pee your pants?"
>:(
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was it your sock or hers?
my sock ( i had sandals with me, pool party so i didn;t have to put the sock back on), i wasn't gonna leave my DNA with some bitch.
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yes when i was in second grade I crapped my pants
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yes when i was in second grade I crapped my pants
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Was it the first time you ever saw Kevin Levrone?
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My brother has been so shit faced that at his apartment he has pissed on the t.v., couch, himself while standing over the toilet with pants fully up, trashcan and I think in the corner of a room.