I peed myself in 4th or 5th grade, but it was after school. My mom had taken my brother and some friends to something in town, I forget what. I was walking down this road waiting for my mom to pick me up and I had to pee really bad. So I was looking for someplace outside and couldn't find anyplace. I went into the store where she was supposed to pick me up (it was called Wacker's, lol) and asked the lady there if they had a public restroom. She said they didn't and I lost all hope (and the contents of my bladder) right there on the spot. I found a display case of 8-track tapes and stood right in front of it pretending to study them until my mom got there. A girl I knew came into the store in the meantime and I just kind of said hi while not budging from my spot.
So then when my mom finally got there, I got into the car. My brother was in the front seat with us and a couple of my friends were in the back. I thought I was finally home free, then my big brother blurts out loud enough for everyone to hear, "did you pee your pants?"
