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Title: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: Special Ed on February 08, 2007, 08:25:19 AM
Attention all Members. Please adhere to the rules:

GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT

1. If you enjoyed being beaten as a child, POST YOUR PHOTOS.
2. When commenting on someone else's physique, find their biggest flaw and insert either the words 'BRUTAL' or 'MONSTER' directly in front of their lagging bodypart(s).
3. When in doubt, mock KAMALI.
4. Only mention supplements by name when accompanied by the term 'RIPOFF'.
5. Compliments are GAY.
6. When taking photos with pros, the most acceptable pose is the 'THUMBS UP' pose, followed closely by the simultaneous pointing fingers "YOU DA MAN" pose.
7. When insulted, limit your comebacks to a single sentence. A paragraph is considered a "MELTDOWN". Two or more could qualify as an "EPIC MELTDOWN".
8. When in doubt, praise LEVRONE.
9. CRAIG TITUS and KELLY RYAN are guilty until proven innocent here.
10. When posting your best lifts, the correct formula is: POSTED LIFT = BEST LIFT x 2 - 10%.

Special "Evil Jungle Prince" Ed
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: ripitupbaby on February 08, 2007, 08:28:20 AM
HAHAHAHAHA haha hahaha


HILARIOUS.   Again, funny because it's true.   ;D
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: sandycoosworth on February 08, 2007, 09:33:19 AM
11. When in doubt, spend 45 minutes on every post and change your name from mike to ed :D
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: TestDummy on February 08, 2007, 09:55:52 AM
Monster thred....  oh and Kamali is gay.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: Dingleberry on February 08, 2007, 09:57:22 AM
Attention all Members. Please adhere to the rules:

GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT

1. If you enjoyed being beaten as a child, POST YOUR PHOTOS.
2. When commenting on someone else's physique, find their biggest flaw and insert either the words 'BRUTAL' or 'MONSTER' directly in front of their lagging bodypart(s).
3. When in doubt, mock KAMALI.
4. Only mention supplements by name when accompanied by the term 'RIPOFF'.
5. Compliments are GAY.
6. When taking photos with pros, the most acceptable pose is the 'THUMBS UP' pose, followed closely by the simultaneous pointing fingers "YOU DA MAN" pose.
7. When insulted, limit your comebacks to a single sentence. A paragraph is considered a "MELTDOWN". Two or more could qualify as an "EPIC MELTDOWN".
8. When in doubt, praise LEVRONE.
9. CRAIG TITUS and KELLY RYAN are guilty until proven innocent here.
10. When posting your best lifts, the correct formula is: POSTED LIFT = BEST LIFT x 2 - 10%.

Special "Evil Jungle Prince" Ed

meltdown
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: ribonucleic on February 08, 2007, 09:59:31 AM
12. When unable to come up with clever comeback, reply "ok [insert name in quotes here] hahahaha  ;D"
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: Petrucci on February 08, 2007, 10:01:18 AM
13. At least once in every 20 posts you have to create one thread OR comment at least on 93 appearance by Flex Wheeler with 0% bodyfat as stated by Jim Quinn

14. Use the words GH, Synthol, insulin and nubain in any phrase wanted. You will always make a good point and look like someone who has knowledge
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: Petrucci on February 08, 2007, 10:02:26 AM
12. When unable to come up with clever comeback, reply "ok [insert name in quotes here] hahahaha, oh brother  ;D"

i improved your phrase a little  ;D
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: DK II on February 08, 2007, 10:03:08 AM
12. When unable to come up with clever comeback, reply "ok [insert name in quotes here] hahahaha  ;D"

ok....  ::) ::)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: sandycoosworth on February 08, 2007, 10:03:22 AM
meltdown

this is exactly what happened to "ed" on here 4 years ago

he was known as mike "the male hymen" strange

and he posted wonderful tales of nasser in a zoo flinging shit

we laughed with him as he interviewed a couple of pros

.

.

but then his story took a turn for the worse as he got strung out and made post after post beggin for attention as the board turned on him and he faded into obsucrity...

will this be the fate of special "shark jumper" ed ?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: AVBG on February 08, 2007, 10:03:58 AM
Attention all Members. Please adhere to the rules:

GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT

1. If you enjoyed being beaten as a child, POST YOUR PHOTOS.
2. When commenting on someone else's physique, find their biggest flaw and insert either the words 'BRUTAL' or 'MONSTER' directly in front of their lagging bodypart(s).
3. When in doubt, mock KAMALI.
4. Only mention supplements by name when accompanied by the term 'RIPOFF'.
5. Compliments are GAY.
6. When taking photos with pros, the most acceptable pose is the 'THUMBS UP' pose, followed closely by the simultaneous pointing fingers "YOU DA MAN" pose.
7. When insulted, limit your comebacks to a single sentence. A paragraph is considered a "MELTDOWN". Two or more could qualify as an "EPIC MELTDOWN".
8. When in doubt, praise LEVRONE.
9. CRAIG TITUS and KELLY RYAN are guilty until proven innocent here.
10. When posting your best lifts, the correct formula is: POSTED LIFT = BEST LIFT x 2 - 10%.

Special "Evil Jungle Prince" Ed

good material Ed.. this also would've made great radio.. only thing needed was to make the title generic to all BB messageboards.

AV "Valvalino don't know his ass from elbow" BG
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: ribonucleic on February 08, 2007, 10:08:55 AM
15. In response to photos of a bodybuilder you don't like, you may reply "Synthol" or "All drugs". Embellishment discouraged.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: El Tiburon on February 08, 2007, 10:21:53 AM
15.  If member of "the squad",  cut and paste "hahahahaha" before every post or reply.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: ribonucleic on February 08, 2007, 10:23:43 AM
17. Any post by Earl1972 is an open invitation to mention his extensive collection of Kevin Levrone's used posing trunks.

18. Any post by alexxx is an open invitation to make a demeaning sexual reference to his sister.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: Man of Steel on February 08, 2007, 10:25:47 AM
15.  If member of "the squad",  cut and paste "hahahahaha" before every post or reply.

Delete this post and apologize to the Squad.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: Petrucci on February 08, 2007, 11:20:19 AM
Delete this post and apologize to the Squad.

hey mos wtf is that on your avatar?  ??? its a boxing fight?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: figgs on February 08, 2007, 11:24:12 AM
LOL That's brilliant.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on February 08, 2007, 11:28:21 AM
20. Follow the leader and dick ride a "funny" member who really isn't all that funny
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: Special Ed on February 08, 2007, 11:29:11 AM
this is exactly what happened to "ed" on here 4 years ago
he was known as mike "the male hymen" strange
and he posted wonderful tales of nasser in a zoo flinging shit
we laughed with him as he interviewed a couple of pros
but then his story took a turn for the worse as he got strung out and made post after post beggin for attention as the board turned on him and he faded into obsucrity...
will this be the fate of special "shark jumper" ed ?
Brutal case of mistaken identity accompanied by an epic meltdown.

Special "Mike Stranger than Paradise" Ed
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: Mydavid on February 08, 2007, 01:22:05 PM
Attention all Members. Please adhere to the rules:
GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
1. If you enjoyed being beaten as a child, POST YOUR PHOTOS.
Special "Evil Jungle Prince" Ed

 >:(I've posted a pic and never been beaten...i just think i'm pretty and everyone else shall have a lookie!!!!! :-*

Lisa
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: Board_SHERIF on February 08, 2007, 01:23:34 PM
>:(I've posted a pic and never been beaten...i just think i'm pretty and everyone else shall have a lookie!!!!! :-*

Lisa

where is it ?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: Special Ed on February 09, 2007, 08:36:15 AM
Violators will be banned and provided with a one-way ticket to Mayhem.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: The_Punisher on February 09, 2007, 08:51:28 AM
16) all the squad members were Ass raped by priests, they have a reason to be fascinated by the thought of PENIS
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: nycbull on February 09, 2007, 08:55:05 AM
Attention all Members. Please adhere to the rules:

GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT

1. If you enjoyed being beaten as a child, POST YOUR PHOTOS.
2. When commenting on someone else's physique, find their biggest flaw and insert either the words 'BRUTAL' or 'MONSTER' directly in front of their lagging bodypart(s).
3. When in doubt, mock KAMALI.
4. Only mention supplements by name when accompanied by the term 'RIPOFF'.
5. Compliments are GAY.
6. When taking photos with pros, the most acceptable pose is the 'THUMBS UP' pose, followed closely by the simultaneous pointing fingers "YOU DA MAN" pose.
7. When insulted, limit your comebacks to a single sentence. A paragraph is considered a "MELTDOWN". Two or more could qualify as an "EPIC MELTDOWN".
8. When in doubt, praise LEVRONE.
9. CRAIG TITUS and KELLY RYAN are guilty until proven innocent here.
10. When posting your best lifts, the correct formula is: POSTED LIFT = BEST LIFT x 2 - 10%.

Special "Evil Jungle Prince" Ed


You forgot to give credit to Sarcasm who bravely pioneered many of these guidelines.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: BigCypriate on February 09, 2007, 08:58:26 AM
>:(I've posted a pic and never been beaten...i just think i'm pretty and everyone else shall have a lookie!!!!! :-*

Lisa

This is true!!!

Mydavid is a hottie  ;D
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: BigCypriate on February 09, 2007, 09:09:32 AM

You forgot to give credit to Sarcasm who bravely pioneered many of these guidelines.

If it wasn't for Sarcasm, most of you tiny tits wouldn't even read the boards.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: Mydavid on February 09, 2007, 09:11:20 AM
This is true!!!

Mydavid is a hottie  ;D

Thanks BigCypriate...you are so good to me ;D, BUT how the hell did you get my little avatar on yours? You guys and the computer...DAMN YOU'RE GOOD!!! So this whole time i could have taken someones avatar?

Lisa
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: BigCypriate on February 09, 2007, 09:15:03 AM
Thanks BigCypriate...you are so good to me ;D, BUT how the hell did you get my little avatar on yours? You guys and the computer...DAMN YOU'RE GOOD!!! So this whole time i could have taken someones avatar?

Lisa

I'ts quite simple actually princess, you just right click on someone's avatar and click properties, and copy the file extension (ends with .jpg), then you update your profile and paste it in the avatar box and save.

Failing that, I'll pop round and show you  ;)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: Mydavid on February 09, 2007, 09:18:04 AM
I'ts quite simple actually princess, you just right click on someone's avatar and click properties, and copy the file extension (ends with .jpg), then you update your profile and paste it in the avatar box and save.

Failing that, I'll pop round and show you  ;)

Thanks!!!! I think i'll try the "scrub your pussy" one next...now that's funny...but for now i will have little old me from afar!!!!

Lisa
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: Dingleberry on February 09, 2007, 09:21:02 AM
This is true!!!

Mydavid is a hottie  ;D

Where is it besides the avatar? post it here and let us be the judge.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: BigCypriate on February 09, 2007, 09:32:02 AM
Where is it besides the avatar? post it here and let us be the judge.

Any flaming, and you will be dealt with accordingly.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=124814.0;attach=140572;image)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: Mydavid on February 09, 2007, 09:34:52 AM
Where is it besides the avatar? post it here and let us be the judge.

Just in the avatar :o

Lisa
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: nycbull on February 09, 2007, 09:59:25 AM
If it wasn't for Sarcasm, most of you tiny tits wouldn't even read the boards.

agreed, Sarcasm is like our very own Lewis and Clark, pioneering the dark unchartered territories of cyber space forums. He has shone the light for all of us to follow.

I don't know which one he would be Lewis or Clark, maybe the one that banged Sacajawea. Perhaps he is a reincarnation of that great pioneer.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: Dingleberry on February 09, 2007, 10:03:35 AM
Any flaming, and you will be dealt with accordingly.

(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=124814.0;attach=140572;image)

Looking pretty sexy there, now how about the beach pic in the avatar?
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: Mydavid on February 09, 2007, 10:05:17 AM
Looking pretty sexy there, now how about the beach pic in the avatar?

The pic on the beach really is that small in the photo.

Lisa
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: Dingleberry on February 09, 2007, 10:07:32 AM
The pic on the beach really is that small in the photo.

Lisa

What, did you lose the original or something? Or are you just playing hard to get? ;D
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: Mydavid on February 09, 2007, 10:09:37 AM
What, did you lose the original or something? Or are you just playing hard to get? ;D

No, in the original i am really far away...ask knny187 ;)

Lisa

PS. Me, hard to get? Oh hell no!!!! :P
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: Dingleberry on February 09, 2007, 10:11:25 AM
No, in the original i am really far away...ask knny187 ;)

Lisa

PS. Me, hard to get? Oh hell no!!!! :P

hahaha, ok. Well you look good in the pic posted so it's all good.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 09, 2007, 10:31:27 AM
If it wasn't for Sarcasm, most of you tiny tits wouldn't even read the boards.
hhahahhahh the only reason anyone reads these boards is exactly that bigcyp they just wont admit it
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: Earl1972 on February 09, 2007, 10:45:40 AM
If it wasn't for Sarcasm, most of you tiny tits wouldn't even read the boards.

most of us have been here long before sarcasm showed up...

E
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 09, 2007, 10:46:45 AM
most of us have been here long before sarcasm showed up...

E
yah and then after sarcasm came along it got good  :)
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: Voice of Doom on February 09, 2007, 10:51:28 AM
13. At least once in every 20 posts you have to create one thread OR comment at least on 93 appearance by Flex Wheeler with 0% bodyfat as stated by Jim Quinn

14. Use the words GH, Synthol, insulin and nubain in any phrase wanted. You will always make a good point and look like someone who has knowledge

There is NO WAY Flex had 0.0% BF!!!!    ;D
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: DK II on February 09, 2007, 10:56:29 AM
There is NO WAY Flex had 0.0% BF!!!!    ;D

ask jim quinn, it's true.
Title: Re: OFFICIAL GETBIG CODE OF CONDUCT
Post by: Jerryme7 on February 09, 2007, 11:07:01 AM
Special Ed...you forgot to mention that if you are new here....people will assume that you are a muscle worshipper and dont actually work out or even know about the sport ;)