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Title: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 04:45:17 PM
So I sent Derek Anthony this short polite PM asking what he wanted to be doing in, say, 10-15 years, and this is part of the response I got:

"have fun stalking me you realy need to get a life ! come to the arnold and say hi. and if you try anything dumb ill kick the shit out of you. you perceive me as this punk guy. your wrong im a tough mother fucker and ill be glad to meet you and kick your ass if you say soemthing dumb. im not afraid of you or any of your fellow getibg buddies."

What do you folks make of this?
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Bluto on February 20, 2007, 04:47:15 PM
what i make of it?

a) you stalk him
b) you deserve to get beaten up

hope this helps
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Blockhead on February 20, 2007, 04:47:45 PM

 Someone has some EPIC issues... :o
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 04:47:55 PM
AAAAAWWWWWWWW Bluto standing up for his man... that's so SWEEEEEETTTTTTTTT
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Bluto on February 20, 2007, 04:48:39 PM
AAAAAWWWWWWWW Bluto standing up for his man... that's so SWEEEEEETTTTTTTTT

if you were stalking me i'd beat you up too  ;D
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 04:49:11 PM
Hahaha but you're a little fag with a limp wrist. What would you, hit me with your purse?
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Bluto on February 20, 2007, 04:49:37 PM
Hahaha but you're a little fag with a limp wrist. What would you, hit me with your purse?

im a cage fighter   8)
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Fury on February 20, 2007, 04:50:16 PM
im a cage fighter   8)

Still waiting for proof of your 15+ years of MMA experience.  ::)
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 04:50:59 PM
I am really glad now, I am finally one of that elite group, a Getbigger who received a PM from Derek "No Schlong Too Big" Anthony with epic threats of violence.
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: davidpaul on February 20, 2007, 04:51:30 PM
theres a thread on the v where bluto admitted hes a homosexual, check it out.
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Bluto on February 20, 2007, 04:51:38 PM
Still waiting for proof of your 15+ years of MMA experience.  ::)

i've got groin cups older than you kid
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 04:52:13 PM
You guys will see, Derek will be wearing a ball cap at the AC, it will probably be glued to his skull with superglue, for fear I will grab his toupee and run...

Epic faggotry...
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Bluto on February 20, 2007, 04:53:20 PM
You guys will see, Derek will be wearing a ball cap at the AC, it will probably be glued to his skull with superglue, for fear I will grab his toupee and run...

Epic faggotry...

epic stalking and hate crime
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 04:54:17 PM
hate crime?!

So you mean Derek is actually gay?
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Fury on February 20, 2007, 04:55:11 PM
hate crime?!

So you mean Derek is actually gay?

If anyone would know it would be Bluto. He's been willingly serving as Derek's "bottom" for the last 12 years.
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Bluto on February 20, 2007, 04:55:47 PM
hate crime?!

So you mean Derek is actually gay?

he doesnt have to be. it's enough that you THINK he is
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 04:56:37 PM
I dunno what Derek's deal is, you send him a PM with a polite question and you get a deluge of hate... and then he calls US haters?!
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: spotter on February 20, 2007, 04:57:07 PM
You guys will see, Derek will be wearing a ball cap at the AC, it will probably be glued to his skull with superglue, for fear I will grab his toupee and run...

Epic faggotry...


It will be another "youtube" moment!!!! ;)
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Blockhead on February 20, 2007, 04:58:12 PM

 ...for the LEGEND has spoken!
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 04:59:06 PM
Another lovely note from Derek:

"get a fucking life i never made gay porn you asshole actually been asked to make straight porn with women dipshit ! ust because im very well endowed dont hate on me dude your so pathetic i feel bad for you truly...

but carry on with your bashing on me since it makes you feel good about yourself!"

Did Derek ever make straight porn? What about gay porn? Post evidence if you have it.
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Bluto on February 20, 2007, 04:59:22 PM
TheBlockHead, spotter,

notice how theyre logged on at the same time, after eachother

 ::)

Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Bluto on February 20, 2007, 05:00:33 PM
Another lovely note from Derek:

"get a fucking life i never made gay porn you asshole actually been asked to make straight porn with women dipshit ! ust because im very well endowed dont hate on me dude your so pathetic i feel bad for you truly...

but carry on with your bashing on me since it makes you feel good about yourself!"

Did Derek ever make straight porn? What about gay porn? Post evidence if you have it.


here "columbusdude" is asking for us to POST GAY PORN on here

finally we see the real reasons behind his stalking

OWNED.
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 05:01:09 PM
Actually, just as anyone who calls Derek is spotter, anyone who comes up to Derek at the AC will be columbusdude82.

Derek, every guy you see wearing an Ohio State t-shirt will be me, so attack me and take out your rage, you prissy queen!!!
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Bluto on February 20, 2007, 05:01:26 PM
Haha this is a great thread. first I prove that blockhead/spotter is the same. Then columbusdude is caught asking for  GAY PORN.

that's a DOUBLE OWNING  served!
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Blockhead on February 20, 2007, 05:01:34 PM
TheBlockHead, spotter,

notice how theyre logged on at the same time, after eachother

 ::)


My 3rd account, silly!

 1-davidpaul, 2-specialed, 3-spotter.  :)
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: AVBG on February 20, 2007, 05:02:18 PM
bluto likes getting "beat around the ring"
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Bluto on February 20, 2007, 05:03:26 PM
My 3rd account, silly!

 1-davidpaul, 2-specialed, 3-spotter.  :)

3 accounts and none of them bring teh funny. keep making em eventually you might get it right
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 05:03:49 PM
Hahaha Bluto... actually you are pwnd.. the proof of derek doing gay porn has been posted on here numerous times. what about str8 porn? can anyone prove that derek can look at pussy without puking?! I don't think so!
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Cap on February 20, 2007, 05:04:12 PM
HEY PUSSY YOU COMING TO THE ARNOLD ??? ILL BE THERE BY THE MD BOOTH PLEASE COME UP TO ME !! I FINALLY GET TO MEET YOU. AND IF YOUR A SMART ASS ILL BASH YOUR FUCKIGN FACE IN BIATCH

HAHA YOUR NOTHING BUT A PUSSY !

A meltdown so great that his double sided dildos will be reduced to Ky Jelly.  I guess that works out for him but hey, we all can't be 35 25, closet gay, living at home, bald, and fake tough.  He does have me beat there.
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 05:04:33 PM
Bluto, you missed blockhead's other account, this one!!!!
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Blockhead on February 20, 2007, 05:04:45 PM
3 accounts and none of them bring teh funny. keep making em eventually you might get it right

 :-[  I try to with my 'specialed' account. Damn! I got alot of 'soul searching to do'.
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Bluto on February 20, 2007, 05:05:32 PM
Hahaha Bluto... actually you are pwnd.. the proof of derek doing gay porn has been posted on here numerous times. what about str8 porn? can anyone prove that derek can look at pussy without puking?! I don't think so!

"What about gay porn? Post evidence if you have it."

that's an actual quote of you asking for gay porn.
in a thread you made about derek anthony.
and if thats not enough - you make sure he recognize you because YOU WANT TO MEET HIM
and probably HUG him too! so you even tell him what clothes you gonna wear.

stalking at its worst.  :(
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 05:06:45 PM
hahahahhahaaa i can almost see derek attacking every guy in an ohio state t-shirt.... then throwing a hissy fit all over the place because there's a 100 guys in ohio state tshirts hahahahhaaaa
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: spotter on February 20, 2007, 05:10:03 PM
We are all the same person...... :-X   We are everywhere!!!!    Wherever there is trouble, we will be there.......Causing it, or correcting it!!!!    ;)
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 05:12:10 PM
hahahahhaahaaaaa derek is getting so mad even the hair on his toupee is standing up hahahahahaaaaa
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Cap on February 20, 2007, 05:15:10 PM
We are all Blockhead.. It is a conspiracy.  DA stalks me via PM with his own name and "John_c".  Lol.  Keep em coming Bluto
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 05:16:56 PM
Derek will recognize the Getbig crowd on account of them rolling on the floor laughing so hard at him... hahahahahhahhahaaaaaa epic retardedness... then he will go cry to big daddy palumbo...
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Cap on February 20, 2007, 05:18:12 PM
I hope someone doesn't wear a boxy hat because that person will get their ass kicked.  Blockhead!!!! ::)
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 05:21:35 PM
hahahhaaaa the real reason Derek Anthony comes to the Arnold Classic is to get treatment at "The Columbus AIDS Taskforce"...

Just remember Derek, AIDS cures fags like you!
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Cap on February 20, 2007, 05:26:04 PM
He thought it said CLEVELAND COCKS but was disappointed when it said CLEVELAND rocks.
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 05:27:53 PM
hahahahahaaa Derek's "sponsor" used his last ball cap as a cum rag to wipe off the mess he made on derek's face... derek needs a new hat now..
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Andre Nickatina on February 20, 2007, 05:30:19 PM
apparently hes never been to jail for assault. fucking retard. doesnt he think of JAIL.???
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 05:31:39 PM
Just to remind you guys who we are dealing with:

Derek is a cum-guzzling, pillow-biting, cock-worshiping, nut-draining, no-dignity-having, ankle-grabbing, facial-loving,  boner-licking, prostate-stimulating, penis-milking, rug-wearing, drug-abusing, synthol-pumping, buttcheek-spreading manwhore...
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 05:32:27 PM
eeeewwww come to think of it, you can get the HIV just from shaking his hand...
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 20, 2007, 06:14:12 PM
I told the guys at the frat house about Derek and his challenge, now they all want to go the Arnold Expo, get his toupee and hang it on the main wall hahahahhahaaaa.... This will be interesting...
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Bluto on February 21, 2007, 02:41:49 AM
Just to remind you guys who we are dealing with:

Derek is a cum-guzzling, pillow-biting, cock-worshiping, nut-draining, no-dignity-having, ankle-grabbing, facial-loving,  boner-licking, prostate-stimulating, penis-milking, rug-wearing, drug-abusing, synthol-pumping, buttcheek-spreading manwhore...

I bet you got a hardon just typing that...
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on February 21, 2007, 02:47:08 AM
Why do you guys keep saying Bluto's gay ???


One of the biggest studs of Hollywood... Leonardo Dicaprio

Let's continue with another hunk, vince vaughn...

maybe THE choice of man for the majority of women today... Patrick Dempsey

here's a look at this big MUSCLED BODY...

MUSCLE HUNK jared leto:

Brad Pitt playing the HUNK in Thelma & Louise..........proving that his BODY was picked to attract .... and was perfect for this part.

One of the biggest studs of Hollywood... Leonardo Dicaprio


Not to mention, the best confession of them all ;D


i'm gay, so what ::)
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Tombo on February 21, 2007, 02:50:37 AM
what i make of it?

a) you stalk him
b) you deserve to get beaten up

hope this helps


LOL
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: phreak on February 21, 2007, 03:40:53 AM
im a cage fighter   8)
Fighting your way out of the closet does not make you a cage fighter.
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 21, 2007, 01:08:42 PM
So who thinks Derek owes his Getbig friends an apology for the rude things he's been saying to us?
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Cap on February 21, 2007, 01:12:58 PM
So who thinks Derek owes his Getbig friends an apology for the rude things he's been saying to us?
I think I might have gotten AIDS just from reading his PMs.  His "toupee" strain is that strong.
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 21, 2007, 01:15:21 PM
hahahahahahhaaaaa you are lucky, you have it easy, Derek sends you PMs all the time. You know how hard I had to work to get a hateful PM from him?

I wear it like a Getbig badge of honor!
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Blockhead on February 21, 2007, 01:17:16 PM
So who thinks Derek owes his Getbig friends an apology for the rude things he's been saying to us?
He has threatened everybodyhere with violence ranging from assult, rapings of mothers, rapings of girlfriends, dog killing and other heinous acts.

 It is ALL here. Everything. If he decided to swing at ANYone...he'd be facing lots of drama and his dreams of getting on the NYPD would be over.
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 21, 2007, 01:18:39 PM
There's this fitness competitor I know, a fine looking woman.. She told me once she made the mistake of wanting to sleep with Derek... unfortunately, he is hung like a baby carrot, and she said it looked so ridiculously small that she felt sorry for him...

Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 21, 2007, 01:33:22 PM
Yeah Derek wasn't all that into her anyway... he prefers older dudes.. so they just sat in bed watching Golden Girls on Lifetime and doing each other's nails...
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Big Worm on February 21, 2007, 01:35:36 PM
So I sent Derek Anthony this short polite PM asking what he wanted to be doing in, say, 10-15 years, and this is part of the response I got:

"have fun stalking me you realy need to get a life ! come to the arnold and say hi. and if you try anything dumb ill kick the shit out of you. you perceive me as this punk guy. your wrong im a tough mother fucker and ill be glad to meet you and kick your ass if you say soemthing dumb. im not afraid of you or any of your fellow getibg buddies."

What do you folks make of this?
What do I make of this !?  I make it out to think you're a punk bitch!/  If you're man enough to send him PM's and take it off the public boards...then man up .!.and tell it to him in his face!!  

 Truth is you'll probably attend a function with Mr.Anthony...But he'll never know it...Because you'll shake his hand ...Tell him how much you admire his physique ..and get an autograph...

 Than come on getbig and be the coward you are and yuck it up...All the while ...Hoping he never figures out who you are !?

 Now this is ..where all the fags say ..."I lack education" I must be from the ghetto!?

 I'm not ghetto ...I was raised well... But you see .At least I'm man enough ..to knuckle up ..if I dislike someone enough to disrespect them !!..My Dad always told me...If you disrespect someone....expect to get disrespected!!

 And don't say something behind someones back ..that you wouldn't tell them to their face ..when confronted!!
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: gordiano on February 21, 2007, 01:36:18 PM
Yeah Derek wasn't all that into her anyway... he prefers older dudes.. so they just sat in bed watching Golden Girls on Lifetime and doing each other's nails...


Careful what you say, Columbus......watch your back, Derek may be waiting.......you never know when/where he may strike.....





Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 21, 2007, 01:37:31 PM
Epic meltdown and crystal ball syndrome...

Not worthy of comment...
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: gordiano on February 21, 2007, 01:37:35 PM
What do I make of this !?  I make it out to think you're a punk bitch!/  If you're man enough to send him PM's and take it off the public boards...then man up .!.and tell it to him in his face!!  

 Truth is you'll probably attend a function with Mr.Anthony...But he'll never know it...Because you'll shake his hand ...Tell him how much you admire his physique ..and get an autograph...

 Than come on getbig and be the coward you are and yuck it up...All the while ...Hoping he never figures out who you are !?

 Now this is ..where all the fags say ..."I lack education" I must be from the ghetto!?

 I'm not ghetto ...I was raised well... But you see .At least I'm man enough ..to knuckle up ..if I dislike someone enough to disrespect them !!..My Dad always told me...If you disrespect someone....expect to get disrespected!!

 And don't say something behind someones back ..that you wouldn't tell them to their face ..when confronted!!

Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 21, 2007, 01:39:31 PM

Careful what you say, Columbus......watch your back, Derek may be waiting.......you never know when/where he may strike.....


Derek: Come daddy please, put down that camera and give it to me. I know you want to...

Old man: Who's my little kitten? Who's my hershey tunnel of gay love?
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Big Worm on February 21, 2007, 01:42:48 PM
Epic meltdown and crystal ball syndrome...

Not worthy of comment...
Epic coward !! You made it public ...so when he ass rapes you...you have public proof of being a stalker!!
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 21, 2007, 01:43:15 PM
Hey, "Big Worm"...
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on February 21, 2007, 01:43:44 PM
Epic coward !! You made it public ...so when he ass rapes you...you have public proof of being a stalker!!
something tells me that Derek would rather be on the recieving end of the cock.
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Big Worm on February 21, 2007, 01:44:33 PM
Hey, "Big Worm"...
Hey ...You're the one sending Derek private messages!!!!??
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 21, 2007, 01:45:38 PM
Hey ...You're the one sending Derek private messages!!!!??

Hhahahaa you must be one of his regular schmoes...
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: MAXX on February 21, 2007, 01:48:16 PM
haha behemoth. is that the new word on getbig.

from wikipedia

Behemoth is a creature mentioned in the Book of Job, 40:15-24. In Hebrew it can be rendered as בהמות, Bəhēmôth, Behemot, B'hemot; in Arabic بهيموث (Bahīmūth) or بهموت (Bahamūt) .

The word is most likely a plural form of בהמה (bəhēmāh ("animal")). It may be an example of pluralis excellentiae, a Hebrew method of expressing greatness by pluralizing a noun; it thus indicates that Behemoth is the largest and most powerful animal.

Metaphorically, the name has come to be used for any extremely large or powerful entity.
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Cap on February 21, 2007, 01:52:40 PM
Columbus, just walk up to him with a box painted red with and the drawn-on eyes pointed towards him with a note.  "Blockhead" awaits and watch the reaction.
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: NJ_Slinky on February 21, 2007, 01:54:01 PM
A sampling of Derek's publicly sold videos are Missing Bodybuilders Jam 8, Derek Anthony Muscle outtakes, Naked Muscle 6, etc...

Derek, play nice.  Wouldn't want all these guys to see the private videos  :-X

serviced - smile
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on February 21, 2007, 01:54:17 PM
Columbus, just walk up to him with a box painted red with and the drawn-on eyes pointed towards him with a note.  "Blockhead" awaits and watch the reaction.
actually if you really want to get Derek's attention put on a gray wig and some fake wrinkles to look 70 and flash some 20 dollar bills and he'll knock over furniture trying to get to you.
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 21, 2007, 01:54:24 PM
Hahaha I am trying hard to find a tshirt that says "SPOTTER" in big letters... should have had it custom-made...
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: gordiano on February 21, 2007, 01:56:19 PM
Speaking of shirts, have one custom made that includes this image:


Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Big Worm on February 21, 2007, 01:56:31 PM
Hhahahaa you must be one of his regular schmoes...
Riiiiiggghhhhttt!???  And you're the one sending him PM'ss????  LOL !! What a closet queen!!!  

 Go into you're photobucket account ..and paste one of your many "gay goodies " in reply !!  LOL!!
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: NJ_Slinky on February 21, 2007, 01:57:38 PM
Hahaha I am trying hard to find a tshirt that says "SPOTTER" in big letters... should have had it custom-made...

Bro, if Derek has a booth at the NY Pro, you just need to stand next to it for two non-stop laughing hours.  

lisp - snake
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Blockhead on February 21, 2007, 01:59:42 PM

 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA!

 That's the funniest picture ever! 'DIGNITY'.

 Hahahaha...who has that pic where you can see the hairy ankles of some 'john' lying on a bed.
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 21, 2007, 02:00:08 PM
Bro, if Derek has a booth at the NY Pro, you just need to stand next to it for two non-stop laughing hours. 

lisp - snake

Hhaha yes that should be hilarious... DA trying to locate new "clients"...
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Post by: Blockhead on February 21, 2007, 02:04:07 PM

 DA will MAKE money at the ASC. 10-1 he has 'johns' BOOKED that weekend.


 NOTHING will be more classic or more priceless than someone wearing wearing a hat or t-shirt that says...'spotter'. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 21, 2007, 02:05:26 PM
Seriously the entire Getbig crowd should take a group picture with him...
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Post by: NJ_Slinky on February 21, 2007, 02:05:30 PM
Columbus,

Print that Dignity pic on perfect gloss paper and bring it to the Arnold for Derek to autograph.

hostile - dresser
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Post by: gordiano on February 21, 2007, 02:06:03 PM
DA will MAKE money at the ASC. 10-1 he has 'johns' BOOKED that weekend.


 NOTHING will be more classic or more priceless than someone wearing wearing a hat or t-shirt that says...'spotter'. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

HAHAHA!


"spotter" shirt!
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Post by: Dballn247 on February 21, 2007, 02:07:28 PM
So I sent Derek Anthony this short polite PM asking what he wanted to be doing in, say, 10-15 years, and this is part of the response I got:

"have fun stalking me you realy need to get a life ! come to the arnold and say hi. and if you try anything dumb ill kick the shit out of you. you perceive me as this punk guy. your wrong im a tough mother fucker and ill be glad to meet you and kick your ass if you say soemthing dumb. im not afraid of you or any of your fellow getibg buddies."

What do you folks make of this?
Bro you are from Columbus, you should go to the Arnold and snatch the rug off of his head.  That would be funny as fuck.  I can see it now, he would be offering you all kinds of gay shit to get it back.
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 21, 2007, 02:08:33 PM
Bro you are from Columbus, you should go to the Arnold and snatch the rug off of his head.  That would be funny as fuck.  I can see it now, he would be offering you all kinds of gay shit to get it back.


Hahaha there is an entire fraternity that now want Derek's rug to hang on the main wall as a trophy...
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Post by: NJ_Slinky on February 21, 2007, 02:08:41 PM
DA will MAKE money at the ASC. 10-1 he has 'johns' BOOKED that weekend.


 NOTHING will be more classic or more priceless than someone wearing wearing a hat or t-shirt that says...'spotter'. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

You make the t-shirt, I'll wear it to the NY Pro.  Black T, bold white letters in an extra large please.

NOC - RIP
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Post by: Dballn247 on February 21, 2007, 02:10:34 PM
Hahaha there is an entire fraternity that now want Derek's rug to hang on the main wall as a trophy...

For real bro, If you could get that you'd be a getbig god. 

BTW no hard feelings about all the OSU/FLA stuff.  Just some friendly ribbing. 

But for real............Grab the rug!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 21, 2007, 02:12:35 PM
For real bro, If you could get that you'd be a getbig god. 

BTW no hard feelings about all the OSU/FLA stuff.  Just some friendly ribbing. 

But for real............Grab the rug!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahaha that's cool I don't remember any of it any way!

Stealing Derek's toupee is, however, still stealing! He might go crying to the cops. But once that  toupee reaches the complex maize that is the Ohio State campus area, Derek will have no chance of retreiving it...
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Post by: Blockhead on February 21, 2007, 02:15:42 PM

 LIke the way PREDATOR raises a skull as a trophy for his people...

 You can raise the toupee in honor of your Getbig people.

 NJ_Slinky...honestly, how do you know so much? Small circles in the NJ/NYC BB community?
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Post by: Cap on February 21, 2007, 02:17:55 PM
actually if you really want to get Derek's attention put on a gray wig and some fake wrinkles to look 70 and flash some 20 dollar bills and he'll knock over furniture trying to get to you.
20's?  Where have you been?  I heard that for a "Fiver" he'll blow a guy harder than the machine making your light bulbs.  If you wheel in the "Detwilinator 5000" he'll most likley pay any asking price.
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Post by: The Squadfather on February 21, 2007, 02:17:59 PM
hahahahaha, i'll bet there isn't a "man" in Derek Anthony's black book that was born after 1945.
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Post by: gordiano on February 21, 2007, 02:20:14 PM
hahahahaha, i'll bet there isn't a "man" in Derek Anthony's black book that was born after 1945.

Derek luvs some gran-papa!


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Post by: NJ_Slinky on February 21, 2007, 02:20:25 PM

 NJ_Slinky...honestly, how do you know so much? Small circles in the NJ/NYC BB community?

Absolutely.  I get the same juicehead "Lookin' good, bro" hugs at Diamond Gym as the NOC/NY Pro.  Let's just say, 'I'm hanging on the wall'  ;)

stage - Jr.
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Blockhead on February 21, 2007, 02:21:08 PM
20's?  Where have you been?  I heard that for a "Fiver" he'll blow a guy harder than the machine making your light bulbs.  If you wheel in the "Detwilinator 5000" he'll most likley pay any asking price.
"DETWILLINATOR 5000" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 Made me almost swallow this plug of Skoal Mint I got in my grill right now!
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Post by: Dballn247 on February 21, 2007, 02:21:15 PM
Hahaha that's cool I don't remember any of it any way!

Stealing Derek's toupee is, however, still stealing! He might go crying to the cops. But once that  toupee reaches the complex maize that is the Ohio State campus area, Derek will have no chance of retreiving it...

I can picture it now, just get like 4 dudes all wearing the same shirt but be distanced apart, pull the stalking down over you head, snatch it and make the hand off,  He'd just have the WTF look on his face.  Don't think he'd get the cops involved cause he's not to bright.  If they asked him to put a value on the stolen item his response would be it 3 rimjobs.

You'd seriously be a hero, Especially if someone got it on video.
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on February 21, 2007, 02:22:40 PM
Derek luvs some gran-papa!



hahahahaha, good 'ol Ben would have Derek biting the pillows in a minute flat and "earning his money".
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 21, 2007, 02:37:07 PM
Hahahahhaaa I bet Derek and "Clarissa Rottweiler" have stayed up many a night watching Golden Girls, doing each other's nails, and trading tips on the ultimate powerfucking machines hahahahaaaa
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 21, 2007, 02:41:40 PM
Derek luvs some gran-papa!




haha Derek probably just creamed his boxers panties at that pic!
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 22, 2007, 02:05:03 AM
I thank an anonymous Getbigger for sending me this link:

http://www.musclegrowth.org/forum/showthread.php?t=537 (http://www.musclegrowth.org/forum/showthread.php?t=537)

This is back when Derek wanted to become a pro bber and was offering to shake his moneymaker on webcam for schmoes in return for a handful of cash... Now he still does it just for the hell of it! hahahahaaaa
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Post by: RUDE BUOY on February 22, 2007, 02:33:11 AM
hahhahhhahha columbusdude fucken priceless stuff long live columbusdued and spotter
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 22, 2007, 04:51:56 AM
Can you say "BEHEMOTH HAIRPIECE"?

I bet Derek can't spell that to save his life!

My thanks to the great, if elusive, SPOTTER for these pics:
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 22, 2007, 09:57:27 AM
The annual convention of Exxon Mobil-sponsored bodybuilders g4p cock-sucking synthol-shooting man whores:

(http://www.brad-hollibaugh.com/bradtravels/mar02newyork/Mar02NewYorkTrip0437.JPG)

(http://www.brad-hollibaugh.com/bradtravels/mar02newyork/Mar02NewYorkTrip0434.JPG)

(http://www.brad-hollibaugh.com/bradtravels/mar02newyork/Mar02NewYorkTrip0435.JPG)

PS: Savage blond toupee on Derek!!! And epic pit stains!!!!
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Post by: Sir William Idol on February 22, 2007, 10:10:49 AM
hahahah, with those kinds of internet threats, i bet DA snatched up all of these from ebay:

(http://www.hypnozebra.com/ebay/images/CA-OurShirts/876_tred.jpg)
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Post by: The Squadfather on February 22, 2007, 12:54:18 PM
hahahaha, look at those two fruitcakes, comic gold.
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Post by: Cap on February 22, 2007, 01:06:11 PM
From what I have heard, Derek is the kinda guy that would a guy in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 22, 2007, 02:35:34 PM
Well you heard wrong... Derek is a total bottom... He said so himself in a dirty PM offering his whorish sexual favors to me, which I declined, and which I shudder to publish here.

We have to keep explaining to Derek that unlike him, the rest of us are not members of the Society for the Adoration of the Penis.
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Post by: Cap on February 22, 2007, 03:59:44 PM
So Columbus, are you saying that DA can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and still have the energy to Pork Private Pyle?
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 22, 2007, 04:02:58 PM
Yes, precisely! Where is the diseased cumwhore tonite? He should come on here and get raped again... after all, isn't that his thing?!
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Post by: The Squadfather on February 22, 2007, 04:03:37 PM
Yes, precisely! Where is the diseased cumwhore tonite? He should come on here and get raped again... after all, isn't that his thing?!
hahahaha, you can't rape the willing and Derek fuccking loves the cock!!!
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 22, 2007, 04:04:36 PM
I wish spotter would give him a call and tell him we're throwing him yet another party tonite on Getbig!!!
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Post by: Dballn247 on February 22, 2007, 04:12:32 PM
hahahaha, you can't rape the willing and Derek fuccking loves the cock!!!

Instant Classic.
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Post by: The Squadfather on February 22, 2007, 04:18:13 PM
Instant Classic.
hahahahah, when Derek's parents found out he was doing gay for pay he said, "shit, this is the "job" of my dreams, i'm getting paid to do something i'd do for free"
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 22, 2007, 04:26:48 PM
You don't know the half of it... his dad and uncles immediately asked for discount coupons...
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Post by: The Squadfather on February 22, 2007, 04:27:41 PM
You don't know the half of it... his dad and uncles immediately asked for discount coupons...
shit, he'd been blowing them for years already.
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 22, 2007, 04:29:07 PM
Yeah derek always gives blowjobs for free, hell it's free food! He gets his protein straight from the tap!

It's the hershey tunnel of gay love that he rents out...

His 3 uncles got a special deal, whereby they could tag team him as he wore his mother's apron, for the price of one!!
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 22, 2007, 04:35:34 PM
Lord I apologize for that there, and please be with the pygmies down in New Guinea.

Amen.
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Post by: Cap on February 22, 2007, 04:44:17 PM
Something tells me Derek is only joining NYPD to get the official police night stick because it is that hardest black phalic object to yet enter his brown eye and he wants play "just the tip" with his maglite, just to see how the ribbed exterior feels. 
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 22, 2007, 04:45:55 PM
Hhaahahahaaa yeah he hopes the partner he is assigned is a big black man (dare I say it, an ebony mountain of muscle) who is very well endowed... Derek's fantasy is to have his hershey tunnel of gay love ravaged by just such a man!!!
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Post by: Cap on February 22, 2007, 04:48:52 PM
Hhaahahahaaa yeah he hopes the partner he is assigned is a big black man (dare I say it, an ebony mountain of muscle) who is very well endowed... Derek's fantasy is to have his hershey tunnel of gay love ravaged by just such a man!!!
Yes, he's patiently awaiting those long nights alone with his partner in the cruiser parked in Chinatown where his Ebony partner will maneuver his man meat in and out of Derek's hershey highway and then ask for a transfer with no notice.
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 22, 2007, 04:51:06 PM
Derek would be crushed...

Derek would make a terrible cop... He would hand over his taser and handcuffs to the suspect he's trying to arrest and yell "who's my daddy? don't taser my sensitive nipples"...
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 22, 2007, 04:52:35 PM
Another tender PM from Derek:

you come near man and ill punch you in your fucking face you pussy !

AAAWWWWW DEREK YOU'RE SO SWEEEEETTT
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 22, 2007, 04:54:30 PM
Yet another one... two in the space of one minute:

"dude shut the fuck up post a pic of what you look like. but you wont cause you know what i look like. yo ucome near me and do anythign dumb i will knock you out fag.... go stalk someone else"

Derek, I wouldn't come near you for fear of catching the HIV, and because the stench of old man cock on your breath is so intense...
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 22, 2007, 05:04:14 PM
My third tender love note of the night from Derek:

"
fuck you #### come up to me at the arnold and ill kick the fucking shit out of you !

your a little bitch

i cant wait for soemoen from here actually says im from getibg and i talk shit aobut you and my name is so and so. im going to kick the crap out of them. listening to all the false rumors and lies you guys pist !

word to the wise im a time bomb ready to go off on one of you fuckign pussys !

i dare you"
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Post by: Cap on February 22, 2007, 05:08:58 PM
Ah, it seems that Derek found his new man crush.  Spotter out, Columbus in.  And by in I mean he wants your Baby Batter basted all over his face, much like a turkey before Thanksgiving dinner.  What a sick fuck.  I wonder if he ripping off his wig as we speak.
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 22, 2007, 05:09:15 PM
fuck you and fuck jesus
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Post by: Cap on February 22, 2007, 05:12:57 PM
You think Derek will know who I am when I wear my spotter shirt with the Hair Club For Gays Men logo on it?  I think he will set the fire alrams off with a meltdown of epic proportions, but I'm always the optimist.
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 22, 2007, 05:16:25 PM
I am beginning to think that Derek is possessed by Satan:

"go fuck your mother and die and burn in hell mother fucker ! come up to me at the arnold and ill stick your bible up your ass you fucking pussy"
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Post by: Cap on February 22, 2007, 05:17:57 PM
I am beginning to think that Derek is possessed by Satan:

"go fuck your mother and die and burn in hell mother fucker ! come up to me at the arnold and ill stick your bible up your ass you fucking pussy"
He's moved past phalic and onto rectangular objects?  Impressive.  He is one talented Pillow Biting Padawan.
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 22, 2007, 05:19:12 PM
hahahahahaha he says "fuck jesus" then he says that I will burn in hell......
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Post by: Cap on February 22, 2007, 05:20:23 PM
DA, let's settle this once and for all.  I challenge you to a spelling contest.
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 22, 2007, 07:30:14 PM
Let me congratulate all the Getbiggers who took part in tonight's owning of our collective bitch Derek Anthony, it was a good one guys! esp. cap86, meltdown provoking specialist!!!
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Post by: Cap on February 23, 2007, 06:42:35 AM
ROSE/DENNIS D SPRINGER Born  Mar 1952   
932 DELAWARE AVE   
LINDENHURST, NY  11757   (631) 226-2875

He also has brothers Dennis and Ryan as well as a sister Tracey.  I bet she is turning tricks.  ;D
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 23, 2007, 07:13:05 AM
i bet his brothers are doctors and lawyers and scientists... he must make them proud...
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 23, 2007, 11:49:28 AM
Yet another tender love note from mr anthony... the man never tires...

"aids ? now i have aids thanks doc. go fuck yourself coem to the arnold and im goingto kick the fucking shit out of you!
your mother has aids  you homo . you were probably raped by your father to. fucking clown go stalk somone else. you are truly infatuated with me i know hahah fuckign looser"
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: The Heckler on February 23, 2007, 12:48:33 PM
"columbusdude", no offense but you sound like you`re 13 years old.
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 23, 2007, 02:15:46 PM
fuck you

fuck you again and die you pussy im blockign you bitch! get a life and jump off a bridge

Ummmm... Derek, how can I get a life if a jump off a bridge?!!
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Post by: Cap on February 24, 2007, 01:36:22 PM
no dont use those bro. i guess i covered all side effects, allready gyno, i got the gyno surgery at 20 so i will never have gyno. worrying about hair falling out i got work done on the back of my hair. very costly, but worh it i wont be bald at 30, 40, or even 50. when i taper off i just gradually decrease then, stay off for 6 weeks. give my body a rest do detox, and get check ups
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on February 24, 2007, 01:37:54 PM
hahahahahahaaaaa that turd burglar is so delusional!!!
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: Cap on February 24, 2007, 01:48:52 PM
Bald at 20?  What a lame ass.  And he still has a 6 head
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on February 24, 2007, 01:51:03 PM
Derek tried to get a job as a secretary and when the office manager asked him if he took dictation he said, "only the big ones".
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Post by: columbusdude82 on February 24, 2007, 01:58:10 PM
Good one, Squadfather!

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Post by: columbusdude82 on March 09, 2007, 06:07:48 AM
Bump.
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Post by: BigCypriate on March 09, 2007, 09:06:46 AM
Derek tried to get a job as a secretary and when the office manager asked him if he took dictation he said, "only the big ones".

hahahaha yes, on his first day the boss said he would need a dictaphone and he said "no worries boss, I've got lots of dick I can phone", as he gets out his telephone address book
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Post by: columbusdude82 on March 09, 2007, 09:12:10 AM
hahahaha yes, on his first day the boss said he would need a dictaphone and he said "no worries boss, I've got lots of dick I can phone", as he gets out his telephone address book

BRILLIANT!!!
Title: Re: BEHEMOTH MONSTER SAVAGE EPIC BRUTAL THREATS OF VIOLENCE!!!!
Post by: columbusdude82 on March 28, 2007, 02:25:21 PM
This thread is awesome. Shame to let it die :(