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Getbig Main Boards => General Topics => Topic started by: Sljck-NjnjaRjder on February 21, 2007, 06:28:38 PM
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Pushing your snow shovel down your driveway at a pretty decent clip and then it gets lodged in the driveway crack and totally stops your momentum and jams the handle in your stomach!!! Pisses me off.
Earl, I know all the snow is gone (for this week at least), but I am just musing over last weeks events.
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lollll, true, so true
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I don't mind the snow I just hate single digit weather
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a deep fart with no underwear ;)
bench
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Sitting on a public toilet and accidently letting the tip of your penis touch the lip of the toilet.
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catching a blow job and having to smack the bitch cause she tipped it with the teeth..
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Sitting on a public toilet and accidently letting the tip of your penis touch the lip of the toilet.
lmao
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Pushing your snow shovel down your driveway at a pretty decent clip and then it gets lodged in the driveway crack and totally stops your momentum and jams the handle in your stomach!!! Pisses me off.
Earl, I know all the snow is gone (for this week at least), but I am just musing over last weeks events.
(http://www.allenlawnmower.com/snapsnows.jpg)
;)
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jimmy doesnt "shovel" snow >:(
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Pushing your snow shovel down your driveway at a pretty decent clip and then it gets lodged in the driveway crack and totally stops your momentum and jams the handle in your stomach!!! Pisses me off.
Be grateful it missed your balls.
Getting your dick caught in your zipper.
Farting and realizing too late it wasn't a fart.
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Be grateful it missed your balls.
Getting your dick caught in your zipper.
Farting and realizing too late it wasn't a fart.
Been there done all those.
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Biting your cheek or tongue is rather painful as well.
I forgot to add the "swinging dumbell lateral raises" where they 'clank' at the bottom...and getting "uncle frank" pinched in between. OUCH
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Sitting on a public toilet and accidently letting the tip of your penis touch the lip of the toilet.
hahahahah, I can't stand that.
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1) Taking a shit in a public toilet (coz your so desperate for one) and getting splashback over your asshole then thinking whos bin shitting in that toilet before you :-X
2) Getting f ucking ratarsed beyond beleif and waking up first thinking it is a weekend, then realising it is a weekday and having to drag your ass into work as rough as a bears arse :-\
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the worst feeling is when you got your shit stuck up your ass and then you have these uncontrolable farts throughout the day...
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trying to hold in monster farts while at a meeting at work with all your coworkers, your boss and.... hard.... plastic....chairs..... :-\
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the worst feeling is when you got your shit stuck up your ass and then you have these uncontrolable farts throughout the day...
You finger your ass every time you take a shit. So you should not have any problems with this. Just stick your hand up there and dig that shit out. It is perfectly normal for you to do so anyway.
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You finger your ass every time you take a shit. So you should not have any problems with this. Just stick your hand up there and dig that shit out. It is perfectly normal for you to do so anyway.
That reminds me...unbearable itchiness down there with no immediate way to deal with it in public. EXCRUCIATING.. :'(
On the other hand, the relief later is almost worth it. ;D
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Pushing your snow shovel down your driveway at a pretty decent clip and then it gets lodged in the driveway crack and totally stops your momentum and jams the handle in your stomach!!! Pisses me off.
HAHAHAHA... :D
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Why do all of you dumbfucks live in places that have snow? ::)
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Why do all of you dumbfucks live in places that have snow? ::)
snow is still better than hurricanes
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Sitting on a public toilet and accidently letting the tip of your penis touch the lip of the toilet.
shit thats nothing. How about when you sit on a public tolilet and your dick accidently goes in the water. I hate that
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Fucking a skank and after you are done,looking down and seeing the broken condom hanging off your dick...then realizing..you didn't wear a condom. :-\
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shit thats nothing. How about when you sit on a public tolilet and your dick accidently goes in the water. I hate that
At least it was the water and not the bowl. :-X
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You finger your ass every time you take a shit. So you should not have any problems with this. Just stick your hand up there and dig that shit out. It is perfectly normal for you to do so anyway.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahha ;D ;D ;D
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what about one hour after a blowjob you need to piss big time but when it comes out it goes in 2-3 different directions!!!
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what about one hour after a blowjob you need to piss big time but when it comes out it goes in 2-3 different directions!!!
hahahaha that sucks,especially if you are at her house and you make a mess.
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hahahaha that sucks,especially if you are at her house and you make a mess.
That means you actually HAVE to clean things up. Sucks.
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trying to hold in monster farts while at a meeting at work with all your coworkers, your boss and.... hard.... plastic....chairs..... :-\
You must work at a bowling alley or Chuck E Cheese?!
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I don't think they even have meetings at chuck E. cheese's or a bowling alley..LOL
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That means you actually HAVE to clean things up. Sucks.
I know. I piss all over the floor at home all the time and neverclean it up. ::)
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snow is still better than hurricanes
I've made more from those FEMA checks than I have from the renters in the last 5 years.
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I've made more from those FEMA checks than I have from the renters in the last 5 years.
That's why I wouldn't bother with rental property.I would be the worst landlord ever. I would burn the place down if I had to just to get a free loader out. :P