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One of the worst feelings in the world...
« on: February 21, 2007, 06:28:38 PM »
Pushing your snow shovel down your driveway at a pretty decent clip and then it gets lodged in the driveway crack and totally stops your momentum and jams the handle in your stomach!!!  Pisses me off.

Earl, I know all the snow is gone (for this week at least), but I am just musing over last weeks events. 

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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2007, 06:30:05 PM »

lollll, true, so true
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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2007, 08:35:48 PM »
I don't mind the snow I just hate single digit weather

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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2007, 08:48:35 PM »
a deep fart with no underwear ;)

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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2007, 09:52:38 PM »
Sitting on a public toilet and accidently letting the tip of your penis touch the lip of the toilet.
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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2007, 10:03:25 PM »
catching a blow job and having to smack the bitch cause she tipped it with the teeth..
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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2007, 10:11:57 PM »
Quote from: Thunderfck1 on February 21, 2007, 09:52:38 PM
Sitting on a public toilet and accidently letting the tip of your penis touch the lip of the toilet.

lmao

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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2007, 10:25:38 PM »
Quote from: Sljck-NjnjaRjder on February 21, 2007, 06:28:38 PM
Pushing your snow shovel down your driveway at a pretty decent clip and then it gets lodged in the driveway crack and totally stops your momentum and jams the handle in your stomach!!!  Pisses me off.

Earl, I know all the snow is gone (for this week at least), but I am just musing over last weeks events. 







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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #8 on: February 21, 2007, 11:51:23 PM »
jimmy doesnt "shovel" snow >:(
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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #9 on: February 21, 2007, 11:51:46 PM »
Quote from: Sljck-NjnjaRjder on February 21, 2007, 06:28:38 PM
Pushing your snow shovel down your driveway at a pretty decent clip and then it gets lodged in the driveway crack and totally stops your momentum and jams the handle in your stomach!!!  Pisses me off.

Be grateful it missed your balls.


Getting your dick caught in your zipper.

Farting and realizing too late it wasn't a fart.
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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2007, 12:07:17 AM »
Quote from: pumpster on February 21, 2007, 11:51:46 PM
Be grateful it missed your balls.


Getting your dick caught in your zipper.

Farting and realizing too late it wasn't a fart.

Been there done all those.
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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2007, 08:33:23 PM »
Biting your cheek or tongue is rather painful as well.


I forgot to add the "swinging dumbell lateral raises" where they 'clank' at the bottom...and getting "uncle frank" pinched in between.  OUCH
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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2007, 09:41:08 PM »
Quote from: Thunderfck1 on February 21, 2007, 09:52:38 PM
Sitting on a public toilet and accidently letting the tip of your penis touch the lip of the toilet.

hahahahah, I can't stand that.
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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2007, 04:10:54 AM »
1) Taking a shit in a public toilet (coz your so desperate for one) and getting splashback over your asshole then thinking whos bin shitting in that toilet before you  :-X

2) Getting f ucking ratarsed beyond beleif and waking up first thinking it is a weekend, then realising it is a weekday and having to drag your ass into work as rough as a bears arse  :-\
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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2007, 07:00:52 AM »
the worst feeling is when you got your shit stuck up your ass and then you have these uncontrolable farts throughout the day...
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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #15 on: February 23, 2007, 03:45:15 PM »
trying to hold in monster farts while at a meeting at work with all your coworkers, your boss and.... hard.... plastic....chairs..... :-\
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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #16 on: February 23, 2007, 04:00:54 PM »
Quote from: the shadow on February 23, 2007, 07:00:52 AM
the worst feeling is when you got your shit stuck up your ass and then you have these uncontrolable farts throughout the day...

You finger your ass every time you take a shit. So you should not have any problems with this. Just stick your hand up there and dig that shit out. It is perfectly normal for you to do so anyway.
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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #17 on: February 23, 2007, 04:02:36 PM »
Quote from: Debussey on February 23, 2007, 04:00:54 PM
You finger your ass every time you take a shit. So you should not have any problems with this. Just stick your hand up there and dig that shit out. It is perfectly normal for you to do so anyway.

That reminds me...unbearable itchiness down there with no immediate way to deal with it in public. EXCRUCIATING.. :'(

On the other hand, the relief later is almost worth it. ;D
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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #18 on: February 23, 2007, 04:29:46 PM »
Quote from: Sljck-NjnjaRjder on February 21, 2007, 06:28:38 PM
Pushing your snow shovel down your driveway at a pretty decent clip and then it gets lodged in the driveway crack and totally stops your momentum and jams the handle in your stomach!!!  Pisses me off.

HAHAHAHA...  :D
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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #19 on: February 23, 2007, 06:02:04 PM »
Why do all of you dumbfucks live in places that have snow?  ::)
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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #20 on: February 23, 2007, 06:04:37 PM »
Quote from: G o a t b o y on February 23, 2007, 06:02:04 PM
Why do all of you dumbfucks live in places that have snow?  ::)

snow is still better than hurricanes
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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #21 on: February 24, 2007, 05:00:00 PM »
Quote from: Thunderfck1 on February 21, 2007, 09:52:38 PM
Sitting on a public toilet and accidently letting the tip of your penis touch the lip of the toilet.

shit thats nothing.  How about when you sit on a public tolilet and your dick accidently goes in the water.  I hate that
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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #22 on: February 24, 2007, 05:05:24 PM »
  Fucking a skank and after you are done,looking down and seeing the broken condom hanging off your dick...then realizing..you didn't wear a condom. :-\
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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #23 on: February 24, 2007, 06:04:09 PM »
Quote from: onlyme on February 24, 2007, 05:00:00 PM
shit thats nothing.  How about when you sit on a public tolilet and your dick accidently goes in the water.  I hate that

At least it was the water and not the bowl. :-X
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Re: One of the worst feelings in the world...
« Reply #24 on: February 24, 2007, 10:09:28 PM »
Quote from: Debussey on February 23, 2007, 04:00:54 PM
You finger your ass every time you take a shit. So you should not have any problems with this. Just stick your hand up there and dig that shit out. It is perfectly normal for you to do so anyway.
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