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Title: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 03:00:10 AM
As moderator, I'd like to officially welcome the following people who've recently become V board regulars and who've made some quality posts that's made this kick-ass board even better:

Ozzy - neutral guy who comes up with some real funny shit

RipitupBaby - The SQUAD loves her and she's cool, sweet and hot 8)

Cartel - Another neutral guy who doesn't say much, but still does a good job from time to time

Dballn247 - Another guy whose owning skills aren't too shabby and who's SQUAD sympathetic

BrixtonBulldog - hands down the 'best' tiny tit I've had the pleasure of flaming in a while. Is in the same league as guys like Xpac, who put up a good fight and are worthy of being called a SQUAD adversary 8) This is the kind of guy we need more of, to really make an effort in order to try crucify.

I'll update this list again later, but for now, would like to conclude by saying that Brixton is the kind of 'guy' who puts Bluto as one of his referees in his CV when he applies for a job as bartender cause he misunderstood when the ad said that the duties involved 'dispensing drinks off the tap' and 'pushing stools in'. And when the Bar owner looks at him in undisguised disgust cause he's wearing his best assless chaps (only) and asks him how he knows Bluto, Brixton says with a strong lisp while checking his long, painted and manicured nails , "Not in a very official way. We've swapped cum a few times before and he sometimes gives me pointers on how to give good head. Oh, and he lets me borrows these from time to time as well" and does a little spin so the employer can take a good look at the chaps he's wearing. Hahahahahahahaha gayer than doing 3 sets of 30 second-TVA tensing while sitting on a swiss ball, to improve core strength.
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 03:13:57 AM
yes worthy additions to the v the squad loves new challanges and loves when the ladies come down to visit the v
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bluto on March 19, 2007, 03:15:47 AM
haha after 1+ year you manage to get 4 (!) new people posting

wow!

 ::)
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 03:16:46 AM
haha after 1+ year you manage to get 4 (!) new people posting

wow!

 ::)
these people are actually welcome here unlike  you bluto
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 03:18:36 AM
haha after 1+ year you manage to get 4 (!) new people posting

wow!

 ::)

I've said it before and I'll say it again - you're as bright as a clump of dark matter that's stuck inside a black hole, which co-incidentally exerts the same amount of suction you exert on an erect, raging cock.
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 03:19:29 AM
kiwi and naughty >bluto
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Bluto on March 19, 2007, 03:21:20 AM
these people are actually welcome here unlike  you bluto

im not welcome  :'(
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 03:23:30 AM
im not welcome  :'(
dont cry ron didnt know how to tell you how bout you try md with derrek
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 03:26:56 AM
im not welcome  :'(

Actually you are :)









































The SQUAD needs a doormat afterall ;D
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 03:29:01 AM
Actually you are :)









































The SQUAD needs a doormat afterall ;D
i was thinking more along the lines of squad toilet
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on March 19, 2007, 03:32:57 AM
haha after 1+ year you manage to get 4 (!) new people posting

wow!

 ::)

hows your board doing? hahahahahahahaha!!!!
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 03:36:37 AM
hows your board doing? hahahahahahahaha!!!!
ahahhhahh yes bigcyp the two boards that bluto mods combined dont even make up a quater of the traffic the v gets
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 03:44:02 AM
ahahhhahh yes bigcyp the two boards that bluto mods combined dont even make up a quater of the traffic the v gets

Yeah but to compensate for it, Bluto's ass has more traffic entering it than the New Jersey tunnel does, during peak hours hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 03:45:59 AM
Yeah but to compensate for it, Bluto's ass has more traffic entering it than the New Jersey tunnel does, during peak hours hahahahahaha
well the traffic in his mouth must be taken into consideration then as well
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on March 19, 2007, 03:47:35 AM
ahahhhahh yes bigcyp the two boards that bluto mods combined dont even make up a quater of the traffic the v gets

yes RB!!!!!!! if bluto became the mod of google it would only get 3 hits a day hahahaha
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on March 19, 2007, 03:50:02 AM
Yeah but to compensate for it, Bluto's ass has more traffic entering it than the New Jersey tunnel does, during peak hours hahahahahaha

hahahahahaha!!! are you saying that bluto has held more poles than the national american federation of statistics kiwiol?
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 03:58:17 AM
hahahahahaha!!! are you saying that bluto has held more poles than the national american federation of statistics kiwiol?

Not only that, but he's swallowed more cock than a fish swallows water hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 03:59:05 AM
Not only that, but he's swallowed more cock than a fish swallows water hahahahahaha
or licked more ass than a rabbit gives birth
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: BigCypriate on March 19, 2007, 04:01:38 AM
or licked more ass than a rabbit gives birth

and throated more dong than china's killed babies
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 04:02:21 AM
and throated more dong than china's killed babies

And swallowed more cum than the Universe has matter
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 04:03:20 AM
And swallowed more cum than the Universe has matter
and puffed more pole than shit stains on shadows hand
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 04:04:22 AM
and puffed more pole than shit stains on shadows hand

And tasted more prostrates than Sarcasm and MoS have owned tiny tits!
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 04:05:16 AM
And tasted more prostrates than Sarcasm and MoS have owned tiny tits!
and sniffed more nutsacks than superstar has had sammiches
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 04:11:25 AM
and sniffed more nutsacks than superstar has had sammiches

And has had more pearl necklaces than BrianX has had a father-son 'chat'
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 04:21:48 AM
And has had more pearl necklaces than BrianX has had a father-son 'chat'
and has done more sneaky castros than people david paul powned when he posted his pic
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 04:27:39 AM
and has done more sneaky castros than people david paul powned when he posted his pic

And has been on the receiving end of more Dirty Sanchezs than the third world has poverty
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 04:29:43 AM
And has been on the receiving end of more Dirty Sanchezs than the third world has poverty
had endured more yellow shower than liters of oil in the middle east
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 04:31:05 AM
had endured more yellow shower than liters of oil in the middle east


And has had more bukkakes than there is chicken in all the KFCs of the world
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 04:32:38 AM
And has had more bukkakes than there is chicken in all the KFCs of the world
and injested poop more times than bert beat earnie for getting crumbs in the bed
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 04:34:30 AM
and injested poop more times than bert beat earnie for getting crumbs in the bed

And has violated more male anuses than the sun has heat and plasma
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 04:35:58 AM
And has violated more male anuses than the sun has heat and plasma
and has touched more little boys than pete rose's winnings betting agianst his own team
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 04:38:48 AM
and has touched more little boys than pete rose's winnings betting agianst his own team

And has used more lube than George Bush 2 has made an ass of himself
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 04:40:27 AM
And has used more lube than George Bush 2 has made an ass of himself
has worn assless chaps more times than shutupandtrians dad pulled out to aviod another son
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 04:48:49 AM
has worn assless chaps more times than shutupandtrians dad pulled out to aviod another son

And has lusted for more black men than Hitler did for power and glory
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 04:51:32 AM
And has lusted for more black men than Hitler did for power and glory
and that would have to bring to an end one of the most vicious and brutal verbal raping the v has ever witnessed
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 05:00:39 AM
and that would have to bring to an end one of the most vicious and brutal verbal raping the v has ever witnessed

Hahahahaha true indeed, although I'm by no means finished. I've had a sudden creative burst in the last 2 days after a long period of inactivity, so here goes:

And has gagged less times than Adonis has received compliments on his facial beauty
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 05:02:36 AM
Hahahahaha true indeed, although I'm by no means finished. I've had a sudden creative burst in the last 2 days after a long period of inactivity, so here goes:

And has gagged less times than Adonis has received compliments on his facial beauty
has raped goats more times than the server has crashed
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 05:05:47 AM
has raped goats more times than the server has crashed

And has made as many witty comments as meant by the concept 'Zero'
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 05:08:46 AM
And has made as many witty comments as meant by the concept 'Zero'
has a better chance of actually finding infinity before making any friends
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 05:10:23 AM
has a better chance of actually finding infinity before making any friends

And commands less respect than your chances of survival are, when you're a suicide bomber
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 05:16:48 AM
Hahahahahahahaha this thread's going to attain legendary status when the likes of Sars, BF, MOS, SS, DrK, Have and others add to the list 8)

And is more clueless about weights and lifting than a born-blind person is about the concept of color
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 05:32:48 AM
Hahahahahahahaha this thread's going to attain legendary status when the likes of Sars, BF, MOS, SS, DrK, Have and others add to the list 8)

And is more clueless about weights and lifting than a born-blind person is about the concept of color
has ended in beaten, druged and raped im more alleys than anna nichloe smith
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 05:33:53 AM
And has been crucified more times by the SQUAD than there are atoms in the Universe
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 05:34:59 AM
And has been crucified more times by the SQUAD than there are atoms in the Universe
has had squadfather balls in his mouth more times than dan marino has thrown a touchdown pass
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 05:39:30 AM
And has deserved more insults than Shadow deserves English lessons and sanitation
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 05:40:56 AM
And has deserved more insults than Shadow deserves English lessons and sanitation
has sucked on cacks bigger than 240's meltdown
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 06:00:13 AM
And has ignored more hot pussy than Buffgoddess ignores tampons in the supermarkets, and with more disinterest
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 06:01:31 AM
haha after 1+ year you manage to get 4 (!) new people posting

wow!

 ::)
::)
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 06:05:25 AM
::)

Hahahahahahaha legendary ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And has been the bottom to more men than Buttsuck has owned himself
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: ripitupbaby on March 19, 2007, 06:06:23 AM
As moderator, I'd like to officially welcome the following people who've recently become V board regulars and who've made some quality posts that's made this kick-ass board even better:

Ozzy - neutral guy who comes up with some real funny shit

RipitupBaby - The SQUAD loves her and she's cool, sweet and hot 8)

Cartel - Another neutral guy who doesn't say much, but still does a good job from time to time

BrixtonBulldog - hands down the 'best' tiny tit I've had the pleasure of flaming in a while. Is in the same league as guys like Xpac, who put up a good fight and are worthy of being called a SQUAD adversary 8) This is the kind of guy we need more of, to really make an effort in order to try crucify.

I'll update this list again later, but for now, would like to conclude by saying that Brixton is the kind of 'guy' who puts Bluto as one of his referees in his CV when he applies for a job as bartender cause he misunderstood when the ad said that the duties involved 'dispensing drinks off the tap' and 'pushing stools in'. And when the Bar owner looks at him in undisguised disgust cause he's wearing his best assless chaps (only) and asks him how he knows Bluto, Brixton says with a strong lisp while checking his long, painted and manicured nails , "Not in a very official way. We've swapped cum a few times before and he sometimes gives me pointers on how to give good head. Oh, and he lets me borrows these from time to time as well" and does a little spin so the employer can take a good look at the chaps he's wearing. Hahahahahahahaha gayer than doing 3 sets of 30 second-TVA tensing while sitting on a swiss ball, to improve core strength.


Not to change the subject or anything, but THANKS!!!   I'm flattered!   8)
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 19, 2007, 06:07:07 AM

Not to change the subject or anything, but THANKS!!!   I'm flattered!   8)

no trust me we on the v are flattered to have you here
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 06:11:28 AM

Not to change the subject or anything, but THANKS!!!   I'm flattered!   8)


It's well deserved! But to get back to the topic at hand:

And has participated in more Glory hole action than people have died in mankind's history
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Havenbull on March 19, 2007, 05:38:05 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DSSDJKHFDASLFKHJFDKJKLHI E#Y%$R(P*@YEHFSNVILH  FUCKING LEGENDARY!!!!!!!!!!!

Has less of a chance against a mandingo cock than the one chinese guy against the tank
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 03:10:20 AM
And has guzzled more semen than the Devil is full of mischief
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 08:07:35 AM
And has had more prostrate checks than Iowa has corn
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Havenbull on March 20, 2007, 08:21:10 AM
And has had more prostrate checks than Iowa has corn

has more spunck droplets dried on his chin than a sunbeam has quanta
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 08:23:57 AM
And has made more cocks limp than Earth has birthed life
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Havenbull on March 20, 2007, 08:25:48 AM
And has made more cocks limp than Earth has birthed life

has "cock craving" resistance as fragile as the San Andreas fault
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 08:29:40 AM
has "cock craving" resistance as fragile as the San Andreas fault

And has bitten the pillow more times than Jews have been circumsized
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Havenbull on March 20, 2007, 08:35:11 AM
And has bitten the pillow more times than Jews have been circumsized

has had his chasm bored out more deeply than the engineers did for the "Chunnel"
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 08:36:15 AM
has had his chasm bored out more deeply than the engineers did for the "Chunnel"

And has worn out more dildos than Time has the Grand Canyon
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Havenbull on March 20, 2007, 08:38:48 AM
And has worn out more dildos than Time has the Grand Canyon

has shined more chrome on trailer hitches than all the Brasso ever produced
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 08:41:33 AM
has shined more chrome on trailer hitches than all the Brasso ever produced

LMFAO!

And has 'tamed' more trouser snakes than Science has benefited Mankind
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on March 20, 2007, 08:51:44 AM
hahahahaha, what a scared little pusssy homo David Paul is, hahahaha, he's the type of "guy" who comes home and catches his girlfriend in bed with two blonde haired blue eyed Aryan gods and proceeds to lube up his ass and jumps on the bed on all fours and says, "well, let's see what you have that's so great that my "girl" is cheating on me with you", hahahahaha, what a wannabe gangsta penis puffer.
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 08:54:27 AM
hahahahaha, what a scared little pusssy #### David Paul is, hahahaha, he's the type of "guy" who comes home and catches his girlfriend in bed with two blonde haired blue eyed Aryan gods and proceeds to lube up his ass and jumps on the bed on all fours and says, "well, let's see what you have that's so great that my "girl" is cheating on me with you", hahahahaha, what a wannabe gangsta penis puffer.

ROFLMFAO! But let's get back to singing Bluto's praises again:

Has pushed more stools in than there's bacteria in a cesspool
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 20, 2007, 10:16:42 AM
has bent over more times than a fish his first night in the can
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 10:25:12 AM
has bent over more times than a fish his first night in the can

And lusts for cock more than Al Pacino can act
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 20, 2007, 10:26:15 AM
And lusts for cock more than Al Pacino can act
and has made more sausage disappear than tiger woods has won majors
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: davidpaul on March 20, 2007, 10:27:43 AM
hahahahaha, what a scared little pusssy #### David Paul is, hahahaha, he's the type of "guy" who comes home and catches his girlfriend in bed with two blonde haired blue eyed Aryan gods and proceeds to lube up his ass and jumps on the bed on all fours and says, "well, let's see what you have that's so great that my "girl" is cheating on me with you", hahahahaha, what a wannabe gangsta penis puffer.

You got called out by me, you backed out, as per usual.

Nothing you say has any substance. ::)

btw, watch out, Mindspin just logged on ;D
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 10:28:58 AM
You got called out by me, you backed out, as per usual.

Nothing you say has any substance. ::)

btw, watch out, Mindspin just logged on ;D

Hey, stop hijacking the thread ;D

And has invaded more men than the oceans have water
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 20, 2007, 10:30:19 AM
Hey, stop hijacking the thread ;D

And has invaded more men than the oceans have water
Has slurped more nutsack sweat then mis-spelled words in a DA post
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: davidpaul on March 20, 2007, 10:33:49 AM
Hey, stop hijacking the thread ;D

And has invaded more men than the oceans have water

lol

ok,

"im gay so what" - bluto 2007
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 10:34:03 AM
Has slurped more nutsack sweat then mis-spelled words in a DA post

LOFL!

And has deepthroated more schlongs than The Family Guy has jokes
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 10:36:46 AM
And is more dumb than sex is great
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 10:38:39 AM
And has worn his knees out more than Getbig rocks
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 20, 2007, 10:39:23 AM
And has worn his knees out more than Getbig rocks
has turned down pussy more times than alexxx has been in time out
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 10:43:15 AM
has turned down pussy more times than alexxx has been in time out

And has been his dad's 'pet' more than God is wise

Disclaimer - I'm an atheist
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 10:48:07 AM
And has choked more chickens than The Godfather is a great movie
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: RUDE BUOY on March 20, 2007, 10:49:15 AM
And has choked more chickens than The Godfather is a great movie
has pown3d more 112 pound gay boys than squadfather has made pros cry
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 10:53:41 AM
has pown3d more 112 pound gay boys than squadfather has made pros cry

And has hidden more salamis than the Plague has killed people
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 11:03:12 AM
And has whined more than the Internet has information
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 11:05:35 AM
And has had more golden showers than Atlantis is mysterious
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Havenbull on March 20, 2007, 12:04:30 PM
And has had more golden showers than Atlantis is mysterious

engages in male on male "fecal play" more than the Marianas Trench is deep
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 12:17:28 PM
engages in male on male "fecal play" more than the Marianas Trench is deep

And has packed more fudge than the Universe is mysterious
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Havenbull on March 20, 2007, 12:21:45 PM
And has packed more fudge than the Universe is mysterious

has cut more terds than the slaves picked cotton
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 12:26:11 PM
has cut more terds than the slaves picked cotton

And has been on the receiving end more than Infinity is infinite
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: ripitupbaby on March 20, 2007, 12:27:26 PM
has turned down pussy more times than alexxx has been in time out


You guys are making me feel bad for him.... :(
Title: Re: Official V board welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Brixtonbulldog on March 20, 2007, 12:29:04 PM
Sorry to interrupt

As moderator, I'd like to officially welcome the following people who've recently become V board regulars and who've made some quality posts that's made this kick-ass board even better:

Ozzy - neutral guy who comes up with some real funny shit

RipitupBaby - The SQUAD loves her and she's cool, sweet and hot 8)

Cartel - Another neutral guy who doesn't say much, but still does a good job from time to time

Dballn247 - Another guy whose owning skills aren't too shabby and who's SQUAD sympathetic

BrixtonBulldog - hands down the 'best' tiny tit I've had the pleasure of flaming in a while. Is in the same league as guys like Xpac, who put up a good fight and are worthy of being called a SQUAD adversary 8) This is the kind of guy we need more of, to really make an effort in order to try crucify.

I'll update this list again later, but for now, would like to conclude by saying that Brixton is the kind of 'guy' who puts Bluto as one of his referees in his CV when he applies for a job as bartender cause he misunderstood when the ad said that the duties involved 'dispensing drinks off the tap' and 'pushing stools in'. And when the Bar owner looks at him in undisguised disgust cause he's wearing his best assless chaps (only) and asks him how he knows Bluto, Brixton says with a strong lisp while checking his long, painted and manicured nails , "Not in a very official way. We've swapped cum a few times before and he sometimes gives me pointers on how to give good head. Oh, and he lets me borrows these from time to time as well" and does a little spin so the employer can take a good look at the chaps he's wearing. Hahahahahahahaha gayer than doing 3 sets of 30 second-TVA tensing while sitting on a swiss ball, to improve core strength.

OMFG!!!!!hahahahhahhahaahhaha alrright monKiballs.... I must thank you for the kind words however I DO think you're the kind of 'man' who I saw show up at the F1 racing school last fall after seeing an ad promising the "ride of your life."  After walking up to the instructor wearing a pink pirate outfit, a pair of oversized bunny ears, and purple spandex shorts with a large hole cut into the anus region listening to "karma chameleon" on your ipod the instructor asked you if you had any idea what you were doing.  After telling him "oh yes I do!" and "skipping" to the car you climbed in only to stuff the gear shift into your rectum and after a throaty moan you drove off.  After a few minutes on the track it became obvious to the shocked staff that despite you being the most flaming example of homosexuality ever to set a pair of light up high heels onto the track they had no choice but to let you stay after setting record lap times driving with expert butthole to stick coordination earned after many years collecting empty bottles with your poop shoot from stunned and vomiting bar patrons.

ah HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Oh dear!!!.... Gayer than boy georges penis shaped bedposts.
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Post by: Havenbull on March 20, 2007, 12:30:35 PM
And has been on the receiving end more than Infinity is infinite

slurps cock with more mindboggling comlexity than taking an asymptotic line and extending it outward
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Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 12:51:51 PM
Sorry to interrupt

OMFG!!!!!hahahahhahhahaahhaha alrright monKiballs.... I must thank you for the kind words however I DO think you're the kind of 'man' who I saw show up at the F1 racing school last fall after seeing an ad promising the "ride of your life."  After walking up to the instructor wearing a pink pirate outfit, a pair of oversized bunny ears, and purple spandex shorts with a large hole cut into the anus region listening to "karma chameleon" on your ipod the instructor asked you if you had any idea what you were doing.  After telling him "oh yes I do!" and "skipping" to the car you climbed in only to stuff the gear shift into your rectum and after a throaty moan you drove off.  After a few minutes on the track it became obvious to the shocked staff that despite you being the most flaming example of homosexuality ever to set a pair of light up high heels onto the track they had no choice but to let you stay after setting record lap times driving with expert butthole to stick coordination earned after many years collecting empty bottles with your poop shoot from stunned and vomiting bar patrons.

ah HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Oh dear!!!.... Gayer than boy georges penis shaped bedposts.

This WILL be dealt with seperately >:( But to get back to the topic:

And has less knowledge about females and their bodies than Onlyme has Anorexia
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Post by: Man of Steel on March 20, 2007, 03:28:46 PM
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!   HOLY SHIT!!!  My eyes are literally watering from laughing so much at this thread.......this is an instant classic!!!   The exchange between kiwi, RB and BC is nothing short of legendary!!!  AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!  Bluto was so savagely smashed to pulp in this thread I can't imagine how he'd ever be able to log on to Getbig again AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 03:33:57 PM
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!   HOLY SHIT!!!  My eyes are literally watering from laughing so much at this thread.......this is an instant classic!!!   The exchange between kiwi, RB and BC is nothing short of legendary!!!  AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!  Bluto was so savagely smashed to pulp in this thread I can't imagine how he'd ever be able to log on to Getbig again AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

You should add to the list 8)

And has throated more dongs than Islam spreads hatred
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Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 03:37:14 PM
And has molested more small, helpless animals than poison is poisonous
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Post by: Brixtonbulldog on March 20, 2007, 03:38:27 PM
He has consumed more sausage than Germany.
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Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 03:43:55 PM
Has made more traffic cones disappear than humanity consumes fossil fuels
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Post by: Brixtonbulldog on March 20, 2007, 03:45:55 PM
He's nibbled more foreskin than crabs.
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Post by: kiwiol on March 20, 2007, 03:48:08 PM
And has made more lame posts than there is sand in a beach
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Post by: MisterMagoo on March 20, 2007, 07:39:59 PM
bluto is... a... homosexual!




i think i need more practice.  :-\
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Post by: kiwiol on March 21, 2007, 02:28:23 AM
And has a stronger lisp than Paris Hilton is ugly
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Post by: kiwiol on March 21, 2007, 02:29:47 AM
And is more feminine than The Duke is masculine
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Post by: BigCypriate on March 21, 2007, 03:37:51 AM
has removed more boxer shorts with his teeth, than the middle east has oil
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Post by: kiwiol on March 21, 2007, 04:32:04 AM
And has a spit to swallow ratio of Zero to Infinity
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Post by: BigCypriate on March 21, 2007, 05:03:39 AM
And has a spit to swallow ratio of Zero to Infinity

hahahaha yes Kiwiol!!!!!!

and has a bum to mouth average of 100%
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Post by: kiwiol on March 21, 2007, 05:07:19 AM
And has less intelligence than a circle has sharp edges
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Post by: kiwiol on March 21, 2007, 02:04:12 PM
And has had more rectal reconstruction surgery than Hollywood makes movies
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Post by: Man of Steel on March 21, 2007, 03:58:13 PM
And has mouthfvcked more hirsuit elderly pervs than 5'2" mexicans have roofed homes for $3/hr.
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Post by: Dballn247 on March 22, 2007, 03:03:41 PM
As moderator, I'd like to officially welcome the following people who've recently become V board regulars and who've made some quality posts that's made this kick-ass board even better:

Dballn247 - Another guy whose owning skills aren't too shabby and who's SQUAD sympathetic


Thank you kiwi for the warm welcome.  Yes the owning game is quite fun and I do look forward to handing some down.  I am also curious to see what will become of this new wrecking crew.  I've seen that some squad members are listed as members of said crew.  The most obvious standout is SSBG. 
 
Will these two factions co-exist or clash?  The outcome will certainly be an interesting saga to follow. 

EDIT: 06:45:14 PM  Wreckingcrew Member.