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Getbig Misc Discussion Boards => The Getbiggers Board - The Lounge => Topic started by: kiwiol on March 19, 2007, 03:00:10 AM
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As moderator, I'd like to officially welcome the following people who've recently become V board regulars and who've made some quality posts that's made this kick-ass board even better:
Ozzy - neutral guy who comes up with some real funny shit
RipitupBaby - The SQUAD loves her and she's cool, sweet and hot 8)
Cartel - Another neutral guy who doesn't say much, but still does a good job from time to time
Dballn247 - Another guy whose owning skills aren't too shabby and who's SQUAD sympathetic
BrixtonBulldog - hands down the 'best' tiny tit I've had the pleasure of flaming in a while. Is in the same league as guys like Xpac, who put up a good fight and are worthy of being called a SQUAD adversary 8) This is the kind of guy we need more of, to really make an effort in order to try crucify.
I'll update this list again later, but for now, would like to conclude by saying that Brixton is the kind of 'guy' who puts Bluto as one of his referees in his CV when he applies for a job as bartender cause he misunderstood when the ad said that the duties involved 'dispensing drinks off the tap' and 'pushing stools in'. And when the Bar owner looks at him in undisguised disgust cause he's wearing his best assless chaps (only) and asks him how he knows Bluto, Brixton says with a strong lisp while checking his long, painted and manicured nails , "Not in a very official way. We've swapped cum a few times before and he sometimes gives me pointers on how to give good head. Oh, and he lets me borrows these from time to time as well" and does a little spin so the employer can take a good look at the chaps he's wearing. Hahahahahahahaha gayer than doing 3 sets of 30 second-TVA tensing while sitting on a swiss ball, to improve core strength.
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yes worthy additions to the v the squad loves new challanges and loves when the ladies come down to visit the v
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haha after 1+ year you manage to get 4 (!) new people posting
wow!
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haha after 1+ year you manage to get 4 (!) new people posting
wow!
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these people are actually welcome here unlike you bluto
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haha after 1+ year you manage to get 4 (!) new people posting
wow!
::)
I've said it before and I'll say it again - you're as bright as a clump of dark matter that's stuck inside a black hole, which co-incidentally exerts the same amount of suction you exert on an erect, raging cock.
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kiwi and naughty >bluto
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these people are actually welcome here unlike you bluto
im not welcome :'(
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im not welcome :'(
dont cry ron didnt know how to tell you how bout you try md with derrek
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im not welcome :'(
Actually you are :)
The SQUAD needs a doormat afterall ;D
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Actually you are :)
The SQUAD needs a doormat afterall ;D
i was thinking more along the lines of squad toilet
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haha after 1+ year you manage to get 4 (!) new people posting
wow!
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hows your board doing? hahahahahahahaha!!!!
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hows your board doing? hahahahahahahaha!!!!
ahahhhahh yes bigcyp the two boards that bluto mods combined dont even make up a quater of the traffic the v gets
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ahahhhahh yes bigcyp the two boards that bluto mods combined dont even make up a quater of the traffic the v gets
Yeah but to compensate for it, Bluto's ass has more traffic entering it than the New Jersey tunnel does, during peak hours hahahahahaha
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Yeah but to compensate for it, Bluto's ass has more traffic entering it than the New Jersey tunnel does, during peak hours hahahahahaha
well the traffic in his mouth must be taken into consideration then as well
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ahahhhahh yes bigcyp the two boards that bluto mods combined dont even make up a quater of the traffic the v gets
yes RB!!!!!!! if bluto became the mod of google it would only get 3 hits a day hahahaha
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Yeah but to compensate for it, Bluto's ass has more traffic entering it than the New Jersey tunnel does, during peak hours hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha!!! are you saying that bluto has held more poles than the national american federation of statistics kiwiol?
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hahahahahaha!!! are you saying that bluto has held more poles than the national american federation of statistics kiwiol?
Not only that, but he's swallowed more cock than a fish swallows water hahahahahaha
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Not only that, but he's swallowed more cock than a fish swallows water hahahahahaha
or licked more ass than a rabbit gives birth
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or licked more ass than a rabbit gives birth
and throated more dong than china's killed babies
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and throated more dong than china's killed babies
And swallowed more cum than the Universe has matter
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And swallowed more cum than the Universe has matter
and puffed more pole than shit stains on shadows hand
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and puffed more pole than shit stains on shadows hand
And tasted more prostrates than Sarcasm and MoS have owned tiny tits!
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And tasted more prostrates than Sarcasm and MoS have owned tiny tits!
and sniffed more nutsacks than superstar has had sammiches
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and sniffed more nutsacks than superstar has had sammiches
And has had more pearl necklaces than BrianX has had a father-son 'chat'
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And has had more pearl necklaces than BrianX has had a father-son 'chat'
and has done more sneaky castros than people david paul powned when he posted his pic
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and has done more sneaky castros than people david paul powned when he posted his pic
And has been on the receiving end of more Dirty Sanchezs than the third world has poverty
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And has been on the receiving end of more Dirty Sanchezs than the third world has poverty
had endured more yellow shower than liters of oil in the middle east
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had endured more yellow shower than liters of oil in the middle east
And has had more bukkakes than there is chicken in all the KFCs of the world
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And has had more bukkakes than there is chicken in all the KFCs of the world
and injested poop more times than bert beat earnie for getting crumbs in the bed
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and injested poop more times than bert beat earnie for getting crumbs in the bed
And has violated more male anuses than the sun has heat and plasma
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And has violated more male anuses than the sun has heat and plasma
and has touched more little boys than pete rose's winnings betting agianst his own team
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and has touched more little boys than pete rose's winnings betting agianst his own team
And has used more lube than George Bush 2 has made an ass of himself
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And has used more lube than George Bush 2 has made an ass of himself
has worn assless chaps more times than shutupandtrians dad pulled out to aviod another son
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has worn assless chaps more times than shutupandtrians dad pulled out to aviod another son
And has lusted for more black men than Hitler did for power and glory
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And has lusted for more black men than Hitler did for power and glory
and that would have to bring to an end one of the most vicious and brutal verbal raping the v has ever witnessed
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and that would have to bring to an end one of the most vicious and brutal verbal raping the v has ever witnessed
Hahahahaha true indeed, although I'm by no means finished. I've had a sudden creative burst in the last 2 days after a long period of inactivity, so here goes:
And has gagged less times than Adonis has received compliments on his facial beauty
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Hahahahaha true indeed, although I'm by no means finished. I've had a sudden creative burst in the last 2 days after a long period of inactivity, so here goes:
And has gagged less times than Adonis has received compliments on his facial beauty
has raped goats more times than the server has crashed
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has raped goats more times than the server has crashed
And has made as many witty comments as meant by the concept 'Zero'
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And has made as many witty comments as meant by the concept 'Zero'
has a better chance of actually finding infinity before making any friends
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has a better chance of actually finding infinity before making any friends
And commands less respect than your chances of survival are, when you're a suicide bomber
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Hahahahahahahaha this thread's going to attain legendary status when the likes of Sars, BF, MOS, SS, DrK, Have and others add to the list 8)
And is more clueless about weights and lifting than a born-blind person is about the concept of color
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Hahahahahahahaha this thread's going to attain legendary status when the likes of Sars, BF, MOS, SS, DrK, Have and others add to the list 8)
And is more clueless about weights and lifting than a born-blind person is about the concept of color
has ended in beaten, druged and raped im more alleys than anna nichloe smith
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And has been crucified more times by the SQUAD than there are atoms in the Universe
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And has been crucified more times by the SQUAD than there are atoms in the Universe
has had squadfather balls in his mouth more times than dan marino has thrown a touchdown pass
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And has deserved more insults than Shadow deserves English lessons and sanitation
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And has deserved more insults than Shadow deserves English lessons and sanitation
has sucked on cacks bigger than 240's meltdown
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And has ignored more hot pussy than Buffgoddess ignores tampons in the supermarkets, and with more disinterest
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haha after 1+ year you manage to get 4 (!) new people posting
wow!
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Hahahahahahaha legendary ownage!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And has been the bottom to more men than Buttsuck has owned himself
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As moderator, I'd like to officially welcome the following people who've recently become V board regulars and who've made some quality posts that's made this kick-ass board even better:
Ozzy - neutral guy who comes up with some real funny shit
RipitupBaby - The SQUAD loves her and she's cool, sweet and hot 8)
Cartel - Another neutral guy who doesn't say much, but still does a good job from time to time
BrixtonBulldog - hands down the 'best' tiny tit I've had the pleasure of flaming in a while. Is in the same league as guys like Xpac, who put up a good fight and are worthy of being called a SQUAD adversary 8) This is the kind of guy we need more of, to really make an effort in order to try crucify.
I'll update this list again later, but for now, would like to conclude by saying that Brixton is the kind of 'guy' who puts Bluto as one of his referees in his CV when he applies for a job as bartender cause he misunderstood when the ad said that the duties involved 'dispensing drinks off the tap' and 'pushing stools in'. And when the Bar owner looks at him in undisguised disgust cause he's wearing his best assless chaps (only) and asks him how he knows Bluto, Brixton says with a strong lisp while checking his long, painted and manicured nails , "Not in a very official way. We've swapped cum a few times before and he sometimes gives me pointers on how to give good head. Oh, and he lets me borrows these from time to time as well" and does a little spin so the employer can take a good look at the chaps he's wearing. Hahahahahahahaha gayer than doing 3 sets of 30 second-TVA tensing while sitting on a swiss ball, to improve core strength.
Not to change the subject or anything, but THANKS!!! I'm flattered! 8)
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Not to change the subject or anything, but THANKS!!! I'm flattered! 8)
no trust me we on the v are flattered to have you here
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Not to change the subject or anything, but THANKS!!! I'm flattered! 8)
It's well deserved! But to get back to the topic at hand:
And has participated in more Glory hole action than people have died in mankind's history
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DSSDJKHFDASLFKHJFDKJKLHI E#Y%$R(P*@YEHFSNVILH FUCKING LEGENDARY!!!!!!!!!!!
Has less of a chance against a mandingo cock than the one chinese guy against the tank
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And has guzzled more semen than the Devil is full of mischief
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And has had more prostrate checks than Iowa has corn
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And has had more prostrate checks than Iowa has corn
has more spunck droplets dried on his chin than a sunbeam has quanta
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And has made more cocks limp than Earth has birthed life
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And has made more cocks limp than Earth has birthed life
has "cock craving" resistance as fragile as the San Andreas fault
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has "cock craving" resistance as fragile as the San Andreas fault
And has bitten the pillow more times than Jews have been circumsized
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And has bitten the pillow more times than Jews have been circumsized
has had his chasm bored out more deeply than the engineers did for the "Chunnel"
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has had his chasm bored out more deeply than the engineers did for the "Chunnel"
And has worn out more dildos than Time has the Grand Canyon
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And has worn out more dildos than Time has the Grand Canyon
has shined more chrome on trailer hitches than all the Brasso ever produced
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has shined more chrome on trailer hitches than all the Brasso ever produced
LMFAO!
And has 'tamed' more trouser snakes than Science has benefited Mankind
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hahahahaha, what a scared little pusssy homo David Paul is, hahahaha, he's the type of "guy" who comes home and catches his girlfriend in bed with two blonde haired blue eyed Aryan gods and proceeds to lube up his ass and jumps on the bed on all fours and says, "well, let's see what you have that's so great that my "girl" is cheating on me with you", hahahahaha, what a wannabe gangsta penis puffer.
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hahahahaha, what a scared little pusssy #### David Paul is, hahahaha, he's the type of "guy" who comes home and catches his girlfriend in bed with two blonde haired blue eyed Aryan gods and proceeds to lube up his ass and jumps on the bed on all fours and says, "well, let's see what you have that's so great that my "girl" is cheating on me with you", hahahahaha, what a wannabe gangsta penis puffer.
ROFLMFAO! But let's get back to singing Bluto's praises again:
Has pushed more stools in than there's bacteria in a cesspool
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has bent over more times than a fish his first night in the can
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has bent over more times than a fish his first night in the can
And lusts for cock more than Al Pacino can act
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And lusts for cock more than Al Pacino can act
and has made more sausage disappear than tiger woods has won majors
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hahahahaha, what a scared little pusssy #### David Paul is, hahahaha, he's the type of "guy" who comes home and catches his girlfriend in bed with two blonde haired blue eyed Aryan gods and proceeds to lube up his ass and jumps on the bed on all fours and says, "well, let's see what you have that's so great that my "girl" is cheating on me with you", hahahahaha, what a wannabe gangsta penis puffer.
You got called out by me, you backed out, as per usual.
Nothing you say has any substance. ::)
btw, watch out, Mindspin just logged on ;D
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You got called out by me, you backed out, as per usual.
Nothing you say has any substance. ::)
btw, watch out, Mindspin just logged on ;D
Hey, stop hijacking the thread ;D
And has invaded more men than the oceans have water
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Hey, stop hijacking the thread ;D
And has invaded more men than the oceans have water
Has slurped more nutsack sweat then mis-spelled words in a DA post
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Hey, stop hijacking the thread ;D
And has invaded more men than the oceans have water
lol
ok,
"im gay so what" - bluto 2007
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Has slurped more nutsack sweat then mis-spelled words in a DA post
LOFL!
And has deepthroated more schlongs than The Family Guy has jokes
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And is more dumb than sex is great
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And has worn his knees out more than Getbig rocks
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And has worn his knees out more than Getbig rocks
has turned down pussy more times than alexxx has been in time out
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has turned down pussy more times than alexxx has been in time out
And has been his dad's 'pet' more than God is wise
Disclaimer - I'm an atheist
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And has choked more chickens than The Godfather is a great movie
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And has choked more chickens than The Godfather is a great movie
has pown3d more 112 pound gay boys than squadfather has made pros cry
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has pown3d more 112 pound gay boys than squadfather has made pros cry
And has hidden more salamis than the Plague has killed people
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And has whined more than the Internet has information
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And has had more golden showers than Atlantis is mysterious
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And has had more golden showers than Atlantis is mysterious
engages in male on male "fecal play" more than the Marianas Trench is deep
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engages in male on male "fecal play" more than the Marianas Trench is deep
And has packed more fudge than the Universe is mysterious
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And has packed more fudge than the Universe is mysterious
has cut more terds than the slaves picked cotton
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has cut more terds than the slaves picked cotton
And has been on the receiving end more than Infinity is infinite
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has turned down pussy more times than alexxx has been in time out
You guys are making me feel bad for him.... :(
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Sorry to interrupt
As moderator, I'd like to officially welcome the following people who've recently become V board regulars and who've made some quality posts that's made this kick-ass board even better:
Ozzy - neutral guy who comes up with some real funny shit
RipitupBaby - The SQUAD loves her and she's cool, sweet and hot 8)
Cartel - Another neutral guy who doesn't say much, but still does a good job from time to time
Dballn247 - Another guy whose owning skills aren't too shabby and who's SQUAD sympathetic
BrixtonBulldog - hands down the 'best' tiny tit I've had the pleasure of flaming in a while. Is in the same league as guys like Xpac, who put up a good fight and are worthy of being called a SQUAD adversary 8) This is the kind of guy we need more of, to really make an effort in order to try crucify.
I'll update this list again later, but for now, would like to conclude by saying that Brixton is the kind of 'guy' who puts Bluto as one of his referees in his CV when he applies for a job as bartender cause he misunderstood when the ad said that the duties involved 'dispensing drinks off the tap' and 'pushing stools in'. And when the Bar owner looks at him in undisguised disgust cause he's wearing his best assless chaps (only) and asks him how he knows Bluto, Brixton says with a strong lisp while checking his long, painted and manicured nails , "Not in a very official way. We've swapped cum a few times before and he sometimes gives me pointers on how to give good head. Oh, and he lets me borrows these from time to time as well" and does a little spin so the employer can take a good look at the chaps he's wearing. Hahahahahahahaha gayer than doing 3 sets of 30 second-TVA tensing while sitting on a swiss ball, to improve core strength.
OMFG!!!!!hahahahhahhahaahhaha alrright monKiballs.... I must thank you for the kind words however I DO think you're the kind of 'man' who I saw show up at the F1 racing school last fall after seeing an ad promising the "ride of your life." After walking up to the instructor wearing a pink pirate outfit, a pair of oversized bunny ears, and purple spandex shorts with a large hole cut into the anus region listening to "karma chameleon" on your ipod the instructor asked you if you had any idea what you were doing. After telling him "oh yes I do!" and "skipping" to the car you climbed in only to stuff the gear shift into your rectum and after a throaty moan you drove off. After a few minutes on the track it became obvious to the shocked staff that despite you being the most flaming example of homosexuality ever to set a pair of light up high heels onto the track they had no choice but to let you stay after setting record lap times driving with expert butthole to stick coordination earned after many years collecting empty bottles with your poop shoot from stunned and vomiting bar patrons.
ah HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Oh dear!!!.... Gayer than boy georges penis shaped bedposts.
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And has been on the receiving end more than Infinity is infinite
slurps cock with more mindboggling comlexity than taking an asymptotic line and extending it outward
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Sorry to interrupt
OMFG!!!!!hahahahhahhahaahhaha alrright monKiballs.... I must thank you for the kind words however I DO think you're the kind of 'man' who I saw show up at the F1 racing school last fall after seeing an ad promising the "ride of your life." After walking up to the instructor wearing a pink pirate outfit, a pair of oversized bunny ears, and purple spandex shorts with a large hole cut into the anus region listening to "karma chameleon" on your ipod the instructor asked you if you had any idea what you were doing. After telling him "oh yes I do!" and "skipping" to the car you climbed in only to stuff the gear shift into your rectum and after a throaty moan you drove off. After a few minutes on the track it became obvious to the shocked staff that despite you being the most flaming example of homosexuality ever to set a pair of light up high heels onto the track they had no choice but to let you stay after setting record lap times driving with expert butthole to stick coordination earned after many years collecting empty bottles with your poop shoot from stunned and vomiting bar patrons.
ah HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Oh dear!!!.... Gayer than boy georges penis shaped bedposts.
This WILL be dealt with seperately >:( But to get back to the topic:
And has less knowledge about females and their bodies than Onlyme has Anorexia
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AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!! My eyes are literally watering from laughing so much at this thread.......this is an instant classic!!! The exchange between kiwi, RB and BC is nothing short of legendary!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Bluto was so savagely smashed to pulp in this thread I can't imagine how he'd ever be able to log on to Getbig again AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!! My eyes are literally watering from laughing so much at this thread.......this is an instant classic!!! The exchange between kiwi, RB and BC is nothing short of legendary!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Bluto was so savagely smashed to pulp in this thread I can't imagine how he'd ever be able to log on to Getbig again AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
You should add to the list 8)
And has throated more dongs than Islam spreads hatred
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And has molested more small, helpless animals than poison is poisonous
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He has consumed more sausage than Germany.
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Has made more traffic cones disappear than humanity consumes fossil fuels
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He's nibbled more foreskin than crabs.
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And has made more lame posts than there is sand in a beach
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bluto is... a... homosexual!
i think i need more practice. :-\
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And has a stronger lisp than Paris Hilton is ugly
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And is more feminine than The Duke is masculine
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has removed more boxer shorts with his teeth, than the middle east has oil
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And has a spit to swallow ratio of Zero to Infinity
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And has a spit to swallow ratio of Zero to Infinity
hahahaha yes Kiwiol!!!!!!
and has a bum to mouth average of 100%
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And has less intelligence than a circle has sharp edges
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And has had more rectal reconstruction surgery than Hollywood makes movies
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And has mouthfvcked more hirsuit elderly pervs than 5'2" mexicans have roofed homes for $3/hr.
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As moderator, I'd like to officially welcome the following people who've recently become V board regulars and who've made some quality posts that's made this kick-ass board even better:
Dballn247 - Another guy whose owning skills aren't too shabby and who's SQUAD sympathetic
Thank you kiwi for the warm welcome. Yes the owning game is quite fun and I do look forward to handing some down. I am also curious to see what will become of this new wrecking crew. I've seen that some squad members are listed as members of said crew. The most obvious standout is SSBG.
Will these two factions co-exist or clash? The outcome will certainly be an interesting saga to follow.
EDIT: 06:45:14 PM Wreckingcrew Member.