and has done more sneaky castros than people david paul powned when he posted his pic
And has been on the receiving end of more Dirty Sanchezs than the third world has poverty
had endured more yellow shower than liters of oil in the middle east
And has had more bukkakes than there is chicken in all the KFCs of the world
and injested poop more times than bert beat earnie for getting crumbs in the bed
And has violated more male anuses than the sun has heat and plasma
and has touched more little boys than pete rose's winnings betting agianst his own team
And has used more lube than George Bush 2 has made an ass of himself
has worn assless chaps more times than shutupandtrians dad pulled out to aviod another son
And has lusted for more black men than Hitler did for power and glory
and that would have to bring to an end one of the most vicious and brutal verbal raping the v has ever witnessed
Hahahahaha true indeed, although I'm by no means finished. I've had a sudden creative burst in the last 2 days after a long period of inactivity, so here goes:And has gagged less times than Adonis has received compliments on his facial beauty
has raped goats more times than the server has crashed
And has made as many witty comments as meant by the concept 'Zero'
has a better chance of actually finding infinity before making any friends
Hahahahahahahaha this thread's going to attain legendary status when the likes of Sars, BF, MOS, SS, DrK, Have and others add to the list And is more clueless about weights and lifting than a born-blind person is about the concept of color
And has been crucified more times by the SQUAD than there are atoms in the Universe
And has deserved more insults than Shadow deserves English lessons and sanitation
haha after 1+ year you manage to get 4 (!) new people postingwow!
As moderator, I'd like to officially welcome the following people who've recently become V board regulars and who've made some quality posts that's made this kick-ass board even better:Ozzy - neutral guy who comes up with some real funny shitRipitupBaby - The SQUAD loves her and she's cool, sweet and hot Cartel - Another neutral guy who doesn't say much, but still does a good job from time to timeBrixtonBulldog - hands down the 'best' tiny tit I've had the pleasure of flaming in a while. Is in the same league as guys like Xpac, who put up a good fight and are worthy of being called a SQUAD adversary This is the kind of guy we need more of, to really make an effort in order to try crucify.I'll update this list again later, but for now, would like to conclude by saying that Brixton is the kind of 'guy' who puts Bluto as one of his referees in his CV when he applies for a job as bartender cause he misunderstood when the ad said that the duties involved 'dispensing drinks off the tap' and 'pushing stools in'. And when the Bar owner looks at him in undisguised disgust cause he's wearing his best assless chaps (only) and asks him how he knows Bluto, Brixton says with a strong lisp while checking his long, painted and manicured nails , "Not in a very official way. We've swapped cum a few times before and he sometimes gives me pointers on how to give good head. Oh, and he lets me borrows these from time to time as well" and does a little spin so the employer can take a good look at the chaps he's wearing. Hahahahahahahaha gayer than doing 3 sets of 30 second-TVA tensing while sitting on a swiss ball, to improve core strength.
