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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: The Squadfather on March 19, 2007, 12:38:23 PM
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hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym to exchange for a larger pair, so i get there and some mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her manager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.
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hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym for a larger pair, so i get there and soem mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her mamager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.
hahahaha, she's probably in the back now taking care of the kid with the ol' clotheshanger trick.
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hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym to exchange for a larger pair, so i get there and some mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her manager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.
Hahahahahahahaha nice one! I'm sure she's the kind of 'decent' and 'respectable' girl who makes even a Jerry Springer audience wince and has to do a DNA testing to see which of the 5 black guys who play basketball around the corner is the father of the bastard hahahahahaha
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Hahahahahahahaha nice one! I'm sure she's the kind of 'decent' and 'respectable' girl who makes even a Jerry Springer audience wince and has to do a DNA testing to see which of the 5 black guys who play basketball around the corner is the father of the bastard hahahahahaha
Shouldn't talk about Flower like that!!!!
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She is OWNED everyday for having to work at fuckin Old Navy.
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Shouldn't talk about Flower like that!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!!! Ouch ;D
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Hahahahahahahaha nice one! I'm sure she's the kind of 'decent' and 'respectable' girl who makes even a Jerry Springer audience wince and has to do a DNA testing to see which of the 5 black guys who play basketball around the corner is the father of the bastard hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha, exactly, i'm sure they had to take apart the semen milkshake at the DNA center.
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hahahaha, she's probably in the back now taking care of the kid with the ol' clotheshanger trick.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I ALMOST swallowed my plug of Skaol when I read Sf's comment to her but BF's comment about the ol' clothes-hanger trick made me swallow my dip.
Hahahahaha! That comment made me think of dipshit liberals like Barbara Streisand and Susan Sarandon. Hahahahahahahaha!
Even funnier...how many women on here READ this thread and that comment and all a sudden felt very 'guilty'. Hahahahahaha!
GET OVER IT! Murderer!
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hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym to exchange for a larger pair, so i get there and some mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her manager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.
This is a classic. Most of Sarcasms "ownings" are ok, but this one is teh shit!
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hahahaha, you should have seen the look in this chick's eyes when i got done, absolutely psychologically devastated.
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Did she have a tramp stamp, a belly button piercing, a tongue piercing (which automatically 'proves' that she's good at giving head ::)), blond streaks and was chewing gum saying, "Are you like, trying to like, exchange this like, pants or something"?
no, she was pretty conservative looking, light brown hair, blue eyes and like i said a little above average in looks, but man, the attitude on some of these girls.
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I ALMOST swallowed my plug of Skaol when I read Sf's comment to her but BF's comment about the ol' clothes-hanger trick made me swallow my dip.
Hahahahaha! That comment made me think of dipshit liberals like Barbara Streisand and Susan Sarandon. Hahahahahahahaha!
Even funnier...how many women on here READ this thread and that comment and all a sudden felt very 'guilty'. Hahahahahaha!
GET OVER IT! Murderer!
hahahaha yes!!!!!!!! They probably got that sinking feeling in their stomach when someone says something that inadvertently affects them without meaning to. No doubt they're pounding a tub of Ben and Jerry's finest, wiping the mascara out of their eyes and cursing the day they got involved with that badass kid in high school with the moped. ::)
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kiwiol, i will have to disagree with the tongue ring thing.
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Their attitude is delusional, and quite funny.
If it was me in that situation I would smile at her. She might think that I'm hitting on her, while I'm really just laughing inside because she's quite ridiculous. Poor girl, ha ha. ;D
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Their attitude is delusional, and quite funny.
If it was me in that situation I would smile at her. She might think that I'm hitting on her, while I'm really just laughing inside because she's quite ridiculous. Poor girl, ha ha. ;D
That's what most pussys would do. Do you look at your shoes while talking to your boss too? ::)
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That's what most pussys would do. Do you look at your shoes while talking to your boss too? ::)
Ha ha no, I love to curse at my supposed boss, because I'm better then him and he knows that but won't admit it. :)
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Hahahaha! I'm waiting for the first 'chick' to chime in this thread and challenge us about it telling us how mean and disrespectful we are to say those things and how it's a personal choice and basically whatever tool they used to justify it in their own minds.
Hahahahaha!
You basically described every chick I know. Hahahaha! Next time you're at a party and see a crowd of more than 5 bitches huddled together...walk past and mutter the words...'babykiller' and count to three.
Odds are 10-1 that at least 2 of them will grab their face and run to the bathroom...with one of their girlfriends behind them to comfort them. Hahahahahahahahaha!
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You should have asked her out. She could be your type. You shoppe at old navy's?
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You should have asked her out. She could be your type. You shope at old navy's?
the stuff is cheap that's why i buy shit there, mostly shit that i wear to the gym.
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thie stuff is cheap that's why i buy shit there, mostly shit that i wear to the gym.
They make size extra small there for you?
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They make size extra small there for you?
no but they make pants with a trap for anal leakage for "women" like your sister.
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the stuff is cheap that's why i buy shit there, mostly shit that i wear to the gym.
I didn't know Old Navy sold XXXXL clothing.
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How do you mean? You mean to say that a tongue ring automatically means that the chick gives great head? I know a couple of chicks the likes of whom there are plenty, who can disprove you if you say yes ;D
The tongue ring doesn't mean they are great at it. Atleast not all of them, maybe a majority though
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ROFL ;D
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Agree. The tongue ring means they are more likely to give head but if she sucks ( no pun intended ) then the ring won't be a miracle helper, One bitch just iritated me with hers, it was awfull.
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I didn't know Old Navy sold XXXXL clothing.
you've got me confused with your girlfriend.
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They make size extra small there for you?
without old navy, he'll be shopping at his local salvation army thrift store :)
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I can't believe squadfather is telling stories about owning his own sister working at old navy, shame on you ;D
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WTF ;D That's exactly what I said in the first place, except I used the ::) smiley to denote sarcasm
My bad, i didnt see the sarcasm smiley.
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Sarc, man that was kind of wrong.......J/K LMFAO!!!!!
Her man prolly left her cause prego bitches get some serious hemrhoids, and he was tired of looking at those stinky balloons.
Poor chick prolly went out and got on one of Prego Sex websites to suppliment her income. Her Old navy Job is her cover so she can still go home for Christmas or Chanukah if your a bagel eater.
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hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym to exchange for a larger pair, so i get there and some mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her manager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.
hahaha that is your best work to date.... she probably went straight to an abortion clinic
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Squad, I hate better than average chicks that think that since they are pregnant, their shit don't stink... Great on the spot ownage. By the way, She was right in a way, when you're muscles do the talkin, that is the reason we work out right? Me anyway, I prefer intimidation over anything else. When you make the other person think twice, you've won! Good job!
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the stuff is cheap that's why i buy shit there, mostly shit that i wear to the gym.
Nothing wrong with Old Navy. Why spend $500 clams on jeans like Jaejonna? I rather save my money or spend it on something good.
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the stuff is cheap that's why i buy shit there, mostly shit that i wear to the gym.
you wear jeans to the gym?
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hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym to exchange for a larger pair, so i get there and some mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her manager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.
AHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAH!!!!! Brutal owning of an uppity yet embittered gov't cheese eating skank. Best you watch out or the 5'2" mexican that popped his nasty seed in her filfty crotch might pull a shank on ya.
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you could have said---bringing half black babies into this world is a form of abuse...I should have you locked up...
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Nothing wrong with Old Navy. Why spend $500 clams on jeans like Jaejonna? I rather save my money or spend it on something good.
exactly these guys who wear 500 dollar jeans and pop the collars of their AE golf shirts need to be curbed
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exactly these guys who wear 500 dollar jeans and pop the collars of their AE golf shirts need to be curbed
Hey Ben...don't forget about the 'fro-hawk' haircuts. That's essential to the ultra cool super trendy guys as of late.
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Hey Ben...don't forget about the 'fro-hawk' haircuts. That's essential to the ultra cool super trendy guys as of late.
ya with their new style of dress they are guarenteed to get lots of action when going out...... but instead of pussy its dick they are after
Hows the diet comming for the show big guy?
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Good. Just popped a clen tab literally 2 minutes ago. Cardio tonite. Looking forward to another plate of chicken and green beans. Hahahaha!
'Kaged Muscle' Gethin sports that 'fro-hawk' shit. Everywhere I look I see dudes with that gay haircut.
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Good. Just popped a clen tab literally 2 minutes ago. Cardio tonite. Looking forward to another plate of chicken and green beans. Hahahaha!
'Kaged Muscle' Gethin sports that 'fro-hawk' shit. Everywhere I look I see dudes with that gay haircut.
Are you serious??? What on earth would posses you to get a haircut like that.... its ridiculous
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hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym to exchange for a larger pair, so i get there and some mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her manager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.
lmao ;D ;D ;D
Best owning to date Sarcasm ;D
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lmao ;D ;D ;D
Best owning to date Sarcasm ;D
thanks.
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Better than the ownage of the mexicans and way better than the owning recieved by the guy who was wearing an underarmour shirt.
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hahahahaha, these "women" who work there make me laugh, they act like princesses and they make $7.50 an hour.
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hahahaha, she's probably in the back now taking care of the kid with the ol' clotheshanger trick.
Lol thats nasty.
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so did you end up getting the 46" mc hammer pants that you were after?
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so did you end up getting the 46" mc hammer pants that you were after?
nope, your boyfriend got all of them.
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Squadfather should be careful.
I read a whole thread about strongmen fighting Old Navy Seals and it didn't look too good for the strongman.
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Did she have a tramp stamp, a belly button piercing, a tongue piercing (which automatically 'proves' that she's good at giving head ::)), blond streaks and was chewing gum saying, "Are you like, trying to like, exchange this like, pants or something"?
Hahahaha!!! That's classic! After SF left, she probably went in the back, bitched about it to some co-workers and finally said "uhh...whateverrrrrrrrr".
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You should have went bezerk and torn apart the store.
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You should have went bezerk and torn apart the store.
That would of helped the bodybuilding sterotype ::)
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You should have went bezerk and torn apart the store.
nah it wasn't that serious, plus i was really digging the little early 30's brunette piece of ass who showed me where the pants i needed were, although she probably wasn't too impressed with me sweating.
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Hahahaha! I'm waiting for the first 'chick' to chime in this thread and challenge us about it telling us how mean and disrespectful we are to say those things and how it's a personal choice and basically whatever tool they used to justify it in their own minds.
Hahahahaha!
You basically described every chick I know. Hahahaha! Next time you're at a party and see a crowd of more than 5 bitches huddled together...walk past and mutter the words...'babykiller' and count to three.
Odds are 10-1 that at least 2 of them will grab their face and run to the bathroom...with one of their girlfriends behind them to comfort them. Hahahahahahahahaha!
that was awsome
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"this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty"
do u think the nasty was a result of being sweaty or a standalone insult?
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Oh lol I thought originally the title said ownage of an Old Navy Seals clerk.. hahahahaha but I know sarcasm needs his time to work up the nerve to talk down to a 5'10" 150 pound mass monster.
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sf you should have replied to her by saying "i would have been your daddy but the pero beat me over the fence" and the broke out the baby powder from your gym stash and poursed some in your hand and pimp slapped the cunt. then gave her the mascara from your purse and gave it to her to fix her make up thats the least you could do. :'(
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that was great Squadfather, I hate sales people. When they come up to me in stores and ask me to help I tell them nope and dont even look at them when I do. they hate it and think im a monster but at least i get to shop without those assholes bothering me.
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"this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty"
do u think the nasty was a result of being sweaty or a standalone insult?
probably both, she probably just doesn't like muscular dudes.
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Old Navy pants?
Explain how this isn't self-ownage, Great One.
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Old Navy pants?
Explain how this isn't self-ownage, Great One.
hahahahaha, ok "the ugly", you're probably the typr of guy who's still wearing a pink T. Michael rag top with an NPC string tank top underneath, American Flag Crazee Wear baggies and Otomix to the gym, hahahaha, what a penis smoker.
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hahahahaha, ok "the ugly", you're probably the typr of guy who's still wearing a pink T. Michael rag top with an NPC string tank top underneath, American Flag Crazee Wear baggies and Otomix to the gym, hahahaha, what a penis smoker.
He is likely has well developed skills in Rex-wando
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if a sales person keeps following you around the store thinking they are being helpful just turn to them and say 'are you gonna come home with me too" always gets them off my back
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if a sales person keeps following you around the store thinking they are being helpful just turn to them and say 'are you gonna come home with me too" always gets them off my back
Sounds like a 'pick-up' line if you think about it. Woudln't that be some shit if they said...'Okay!'. What if HE was really 'cute', nycbull?
Sf...you just described that guy on here who claims he's bigger than Gustavo and Branch. The East Coast guy.
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Hey Ben...don't forget about the 'fro-hawk' haircuts. That's essential to the ultra cool super trendy guys as of late.
if youre talking about the David Beckham style hairdo its "faux hawk". Fro hawk is what Mr. T had.
for the record, I would rather have a faux hawk than a guido blowout hairdo :)
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if youre talking about the David Beckham style hairdo its "faux hawk". Fro hawk is what Mr. T had.
for the record, I would rather have a faux hawk than a guido blowout hairdo :)
I bet you'd rather have a 30" waist than the 42-incher you're sporting now to boot.
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Aww...snap! That's it. You knew what I was talking about...my bad.
I agree. Guy at my work...about 21 yrs old. He has that guido gel, blow-out stuck his finger in an electrical socket do' going on. Frosted tips to. Wears too much cologne and has a tribal tattoo. Says he wants to get the 'Italian/Irish' flag tat on the back of his neck...watches too many mob movies.
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I bet you'd rather have a 30" waist than the 42-incher you're sporting now to boot.
hahahahaha yes! dont forget that he would rather not have his shitty tatoos he got all over his fat-woman arms
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Epic stonewash.
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Old Navy pants?
Explain how this isn't self-ownage, Great One.
That is funny!
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sf you should have replied to her by saying "i would have been your daddy but the pero beat me over the fence" and the broke out the baby powder from your gym stash and poursed some in your hand and pimp slapped the ####. then gave her the mascara from your purse and gave it to her to fix her make up thats the least you could do. :'(
i would have marched over there with nano and cell teh rage and put my finger down the crotch of her pants and rubbed her throbbing clit and say "you smell like fishermans wharf" and stuck your finger in her mouth.lmao
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i would have kicked her in her pussy until it bled and then replied with:Since Vince Taylor can compete in the IFBB and pose for NABBA, this opens it up for everyone. So, I am announcing that I will compete in the IFBB show in Dallas so all my hometown Texas fans can see me, and I will compete in PDI in the fall.
I would also like all the NPC promoters who have contacted me about guest posing for them, to get back in touch with me because now I can appear at your show.
By the way, this is on the advice from my attorney.
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I bet you'd rather have a 30" waist than the 42-incher you're sporting now to boot.
lol whatever pal, i wear a 36" pants. Not bad for someone weighing 260.
The last time I saw 42" was that video your mom was in with those 5 guys, doing a DP with one in her mouth and one in each hand. Probably added up to about 42 inches.
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lol whatever pal, i wear a 36" pants. Not bad for someone weighing 260.
The last time I saw 42" was that video your mom was in with those 5 guys, doing a DP with one in her mouth and one in each hand. Probably added up to about 42 inches.
36? do you wear them around your knees like a nig nog?
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36? do you wear them around your knees like a nig nog?
No, but if you want to check the size, i am sure I left a pair or two at your mommas house. Check under her bed.
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i would have marched over there with nano and cell teh rage and put my finger down the crotch of her pants and rubbed her throbbing clit and say "you smell like fishermans wharf" and stuck your finger in her mouth.lmao
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i would have kicked her in her pussy until it bled and then replied with:Since Vince Taylor can compete in the IFBB and pose for NABBA, this opens it up for everyone. So, I am announcing that I will compete in the IFBB show in Dallas so all my hometown Texas fans can see me, and I will compete in PDI in the fall.
I would also like all the NPC promoters who have contacted me about guest posing for them, to get back in touch with me because now I can appear at your show.
By the way, this is on the advice from my attorney.
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hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym to exchange for a larger pair, so i get there and some mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her manager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.
hahahah you detroyed that bitch ...
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hahahah you detroyed that bitch ...
The story was probabaly actually about his pregnant trailer girlfriend who wouldnt wash his piss stained sweats because he was hogging the neighbors wifi
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The man who hasn't posted in over 3yrs, and his post average per day is STILL 15 per day.
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hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym to exchange for a larger pair, so i get there and some mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her manager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.
Haha, funny ass thread..Who exchanges a pair of 20 dollar pants at old navy almost 90 days later?
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The man who hasn't posted in over 3yrs, and his post average per day is STILL 15 per day.
If my calculations are correct, the Squadfather account averaged 46 posts per day :o As sarcasm he averaged a mere 30 per day.
QuakerOats was also online recently:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=30198
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If my calculations are correct, the Squadfather account averaged 46 posts per day :o As sarcasm he averaged a mere 30 per day.
QuakerOats was also online recently:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=30198
Yeah, I remember him having 45 or at times 48-50/day average. Which was my point, it's been so long and his average is still above your average trolling poster here.
As far as him logging in recently, it's either a community account now or there's something more behind why. He's gone and as his persona that he had as Mirz/SF/QO and sarcasm, he is not coming back. Or as the popular tag line says..."he's away on business."
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If my calculations are correct, the Squadfather account averaged 46 posts per day :o As sarcasm he averaged a mere 30 per day.
QuakerOats was also online recently:
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=30198
Interesting, maybe it is hacked - he still has 1 year remaining until he is allowed to use the internet at all - or he is in violation to his terms as given to him.
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hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym to exchange for a larger pair, so i get there and some mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her manager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.
yuo my idol bro
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hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym to exchange for a larger pair, so i get there and some mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her manager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.
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Lame as fuck.
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Lame as fuck.
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And this gut squadfather is supposed to be a getbig legend?
Bullshit stupid wall of text propped up by a load of ass licking fuckwits, getog, the glory years.
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If you can wear pants from Old navy your legs are too small!
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hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym to exchange for a larger pair, so i get there and some mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her manager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.
This would have been a cool story, BUT you were shopping at Old Navy.
What's next, how you got pissy with a clerk from Layne Bryant Plus for not having your size in printed pantaloons.
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That was weak! I would expect more from a supposed master troll.
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Please moderate your tones.
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That was weak! I would expect more from a supposed master troll.
All his shit was this bad.
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Brutal bumping of a totally made up and bogus "owning".
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Ha ha no, I love to curse at my supposed boss, because I'm better then him and he knows that but won't admit it. :)
FFS learn the difference between then and than.
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FFS learn the difference between then and than.
Definately.
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hahahah you detroyed that bitch ...
This guy was a riot, miss his posting
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FFS learn the difference between then and than.
Maybe he has, in the eight years since he submitted that post.
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Perfection - Squad's unique appeal was that he was a running gag within a running gag and caused meltdowns of volcanic proportions.
A humongous man who will be sorely missed.
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He did come up with some funny stuff from time to time.
Poor fat bastard is still reading Getbig i bet.
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it's uplifting stories like this that make me proud to be a member of the human race :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
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He did come up with some funny stuff from time to time.
Must've missed those.
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His legend is bigger than reality.
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everyone was so scared of this guy
how good is that??
see how everyone responds with "hahhahahaahhhhahahhaha" it reads to me like men cowering in fear to their superior who gains control through bullying
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Nobody was "scared" of mighty SF, he was just a highly entertaining poster.
Lots of revisionist toughguys in this thread.
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Anyone notice kiwiol was active today?
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A young Dave Sarcasm was quite the menacing getbigger back in the day.
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Nobody was "scared" of mighty SF, he was just a highly entertaining poster.
Lots of revisionist toughguys in this thread.
You're not so bad yourself, stud. ;)
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That's Getbig for you....the only place where a child molester is worshipped
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Squad was a kiddie fiddler??
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I have to admit, I wasn't really feeling your story but you got me with the ending. Well done.
Disrespect is a two way street.
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His legend is bigger than reality.
This is the truth right here.
I can't believe I posted in this thread 8 years ago :o
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This is the truth right here.
I can't believe I posted in this thread 8 years ago :o
lol.
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Nobody was "scared" of mighty SF, he was just a highly entertaining poster.
Lots of revisionist toughguys in this thread.
Bullshit people where scared of him
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Bullshit people where scared of him
"Scared" how so?
Like if you told SF to fuck himself sideways, what did you think the repercussions would be ???
People are scared of Avesher because he will find out where you live and phone your home or place of work. SF just liked to joke around and slay tiny-tits. I don't remember him ever "going after" anyone.
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I vaguely remember an owning in the store when he was getting his weekly supply of chicken, something about winking at another customers girl! LOL what a legend!
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I vaguely remember an owning in the store when he was getting his weekly supply of chicken, something about winking at another customers girl! LOL what a legend!
You are aware they were just made up stories?
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Anyone notice kiwiol was active today?
Did you know that I met kiwiol a few months back
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Squad was a kiddie fiddler??
it came out that he was living in a trailer and was arrested for having kiddie porn I think
EDIT: wrong about the kiddie porn. serious accusation to be throwing around without proof.
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You are aware they were just made up stories?
"They were real to me, dammit!"
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I don't recall any charges.
Certainly no child porn charges.
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His trolling of Matt Duvall comes to mind as most memorable.
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His trolling of Matt Duvall comes to mind as most memorable.
He made Matt meltdown daily.
I don't remember Dave having a criminal record.
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He made Matt meltdown daily.
I don't remember Dave having a criminal record.
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I remember hearing about his being outed for a domestic from his previous marriage...and rumours of stealing from a VA facility...just nothing involving paedo shit.
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The truth is Alex23 used Google maps and posted his address and a picture of the trailer he lived in. In addition, it was exposed that he'd been arrested for smacking around his old lady. His old lady had a mixed half Hebrew kid. Dave never recovered.
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Dave is away on business. He'll be back soon.
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In addition, it was exposed that he'd been arrested for smacking around his old lady. His old lady had a mixed half Hebrew kid. Dave never recovered.
That's right! Fuck i just lost a memory battle to a stoner. :'(
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Wasn't there something about him being of paki heritage also??