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Cavalier22

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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #50 on: March 19, 2007, 06:10:41 PM »
You should have went bezerk and torn apart the store. 
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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #51 on: March 19, 2007, 06:12:27 PM »
Quote from: Cavalier22 on March 19, 2007, 06:10:41 PM
You should have went bezerk and torn apart the store. 

That would of helped the bodybuilding sterotype  ::)
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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #52 on: March 19, 2007, 06:12:46 PM »
Quote from: Cavalier22 on March 19, 2007, 06:10:41 PM
You should have went bezerk and torn apart the store. 
nah it wasn't that serious, plus i was really digging the little early 30's brunette piece of ass who showed me where the pants i needed were, although she probably wasn't too impressed with me sweating.
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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #53 on: March 19, 2007, 06:29:15 PM »
Quote from: TheBlockHead on March 19, 2007, 01:04:47 PM
Hahahaha!  I'm waiting for the first 'chick' to chime in this thread and challenge us about it telling us how mean and disrespectful we are to say those things and how it's a personal choice and basically whatever tool they used to justify it in their own minds.

 Hahahahaha!

 You basically described every chick I know. Hahahaha! Next time you're at a party and see a crowd of more than 5 bitches huddled together...walk past and mutter the words...'babykiller' and count to three.

 Odds are 10-1 that at least 2 of them will grab their face and run to the bathroom...with one of their girlfriends behind them to comfort them. Hahahahahahahahaha!
that was awsome
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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #54 on: March 19, 2007, 06:33:25 PM »
"this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty"

do u think the nasty was a result of being sweaty or a standalone insult?
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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #55 on: March 19, 2007, 06:44:28 PM »
Oh lol I thought originally the title said ownage of an Old Navy Seals clerk.. hahahahaha but I know sarcasm needs his time to work up the nerve to talk down to a 5'10" 150 pound mass monster.
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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #56 on: March 19, 2007, 07:10:49 PM »
sf you should have replied to her by saying "i would have been your daddy but the pero beat me over the fence" and the broke out the baby powder from your gym stash and poursed some in your hand and pimp slapped the girl. then gave her the mascara from your purse and gave it to her to fix her make up thats the least you could do. :'(
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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #57 on: March 20, 2007, 06:23:57 AM »
that was great Squadfather, I hate sales people. When they come up to me in stores and ask me to help I tell them nope and dont even look at them when I do. they hate it and think im a monster but at least i get to shop without those assholes bothering me.
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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #58 on: March 20, 2007, 06:58:25 AM »
Quote from: pinchharmonic on March 19, 2007, 06:33:25 PM
"this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty"

do u think the nasty was a result of being sweaty or a standalone insult?
probably both, she probably just doesn't like muscular dudes.
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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #59 on: March 20, 2007, 07:05:01 AM »
Old Navy pants?

Explain how this isn't self-ownage, Great One.
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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #60 on: March 20, 2007, 07:10:34 AM »
Quote from: The Ugly on March 20, 2007, 07:05:01 AM
Old Navy pants?

Explain how this isn't self-ownage, Great One.
hahahahaha, ok "the ugly", you're probably the typr of guy who's still wearing a pink T. Michael rag top with an NPC string tank top underneath, American Flag Crazee Wear baggies and Otomix to the gym, hahahaha, what a penis smoker.
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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #61 on: March 20, 2007, 07:12:46 AM »
Quote from: The Squadfather on March 20, 2007, 07:10:34 AM
hahahahaha, ok "the ugly", you're probably the typr of guy who's still wearing a pink T. Michael rag top with an NPC string tank top underneath, American Flag Crazee Wear baggies and Otomix to the gym, hahahaha, what a penis smoker.

He is likely has well developed skills in Rex-wando
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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #62 on: March 20, 2007, 09:49:39 AM »
if a sales person keeps following  you around the store thinking they are being helpful just turn to them and say 'are you gonna come home with me too" always gets them off my back
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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #63 on: March 20, 2007, 10:08:10 AM »
Quote from: nycbull on March 20, 2007, 09:49:39 AM
if a sales person keeps following  you around the store thinking they are being helpful just turn to them and say 'are you gonna come home with me too" always gets them off my back
Sounds like a 'pick-up' line if you think about it. Woudln't that be some shit if they said...'Okay!'. What if HE was really 'cute', nycbull?



 Sf...you just described that guy on here who claims he's bigger than Gustavo and Branch. The East Coast guy.
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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #64 on: March 20, 2007, 10:13:01 AM »
Quote from: TheBlockHead on March 19, 2007, 03:46:58 PM
Hey Ben...don't forget about the 'fro-hawk' haircuts. That's essential to the ultra cool super trendy guys as of late.

if youre talking about the David Beckham style hairdo its "faux hawk".   Fro hawk is what Mr. T had.

for the record, I would rather have a faux hawk than a guido blowout hairdo :)


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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #65 on: March 20, 2007, 10:15:23 AM »
Quote from: Kegdrainer on March 20, 2007, 10:13:01 AM
if youre talking about the David Beckham style hairdo its "faux hawk".   Fro hawk is what Mr. T had.

for the record, I would rather have a faux hawk than a guido blowout hairdo :)




I bet you'd rather have a 30" waist than the 42-incher you're sporting now to boot.
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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #66 on: March 20, 2007, 10:20:12 AM »
 Aww...snap! That's it. You knew what I was talking about...my bad.

 I agree. Guy at my work...about 21 yrs old. He has that guido gel, blow-out stuck his finger in an electrical socket do' going on. Frosted tips to. Wears too much cologne and has a tribal tattoo. Says he wants to get the 'Italian/Irish' flag tat on the back of his neck...watches too many mob movies.
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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #67 on: March 20, 2007, 10:20:22 AM »
Quote from: BerzerkFury on March 20, 2007, 10:15:23 AM
I bet you'd rather have a 30" waist than the 42-incher you're sporting now to boot.

hahahahaha yes! dont forget that he would rather not have his shitty tatoos he got all over his fat-woman arms
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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #68 on: March 20, 2007, 09:22:53 PM »

Epic stonewash.
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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #69 on: March 20, 2007, 09:39:38 PM »
Quote from: The Ugly on March 20, 2007, 07:05:01 AM
Old Navy pants?

Explain how this isn't self-ownage, Great One.

That is funny!
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« Reply #70 on: March 20, 2007, 09:58:44 PM »
Quote from: bigkubby on March 19, 2007, 07:10:49 PM
sf you should have replied to her by saying "i would have been your daddy but the pero beat me over the fence" and the broke out the baby powder from your gym stash and poursed some in your hand and pimp slapped the ####. then gave her the mascara from your purse and gave it to her to fix her make up thats the least you could do. :'(
i would have marched over there with nano and cell teh rage and put my finger down the crotch of her pants and rubbed her throbbing clit and say "you smell like fishermans wharf" and stuck your finger in her mouth.lmao
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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #71 on: March 20, 2007, 10:01:25 PM »
i would have kicked her in her pussy until it bled and then replied with:Since Vince Taylor can compete in the IFBB and pose for NABBA, this opens it up for everyone. So, I am announcing that I will compete in the IFBB show in Dallas so all my hometown Texas fans can see me, and I will compete in PDI in the fall.
 
I would also like all the NPC promoters who have contacted me about guest posing for them, to get back in touch with me because now I can appear at your show.
 
By the way, this is on the advice from my attorney.
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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #72 on: March 21, 2007, 07:16:13 AM »
Quote from: BerzerkFury on March 20, 2007, 10:15:23 AM
I bet you'd rather have a 30" waist than the 42-incher you're sporting now to boot.

lol whatever pal, i wear a 36" pants.  Not bad for someone weighing 260. 

The last time I saw 42" was that video your mom was in with those 5 guys, doing a DP with one in her mouth and one in each hand.  Probably added up to about 42 inches.
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« Reply #73 on: March 21, 2007, 07:17:16 AM »
Quote from: Kegdrainer on March 21, 2007, 07:16:13 AM
lol whatever pal, i wear a 36" pants.  Not bad for someone weighing 260. 

The last time I saw 42" was that video your mom was in with those 5 guys, doing a DP with one in her mouth and one in each hand.  Probably added up to about 42 inches.


36?  do you wear them around your knees like a nig nog?
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Re: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #74 on: March 21, 2007, 07:28:46 AM »
Quote from: Power Rod on March 21, 2007, 07:17:16 AM
36?  do you wear them around your knees like a nig nog?

No, but if you want to check the size, i am sure I left a pair or two at your mommas house.  Check under her bed.
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