Author Topic: Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  (Read 20265 times)

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hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym to exchange for a larger pair, so i get there and some mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her manager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.

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hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym for a larger pair, so i get there and soem mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her mamager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.

hahahaha, she's probably in the back now taking care of the kid with the ol' clotheshanger trick.

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hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym to exchange for a larger pair, so i get there and some mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her manager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.

Hahahahahahahaha nice one! I'm sure she's the kind of 'decent' and 'respectable' girl who makes even a Jerry Springer audience wince and has to do a DNA testing to see which of the 5 black guys who play basketball around the corner is the father of the bastard hahahahahaha

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Hahahahahahahaha nice one! I'm sure she's the kind of 'decent' and 'respectable' girl who makes even a Jerry Springer audience wince and has to do a DNA testing to see which of the 5 black guys who play basketball around the corner is the father of the bastard hahahahahaha

Shouldn't talk about Flower like that!!!!

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She is OWNED everyday for having to work at fuckin Old Navy.

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Shouldn't talk about Flower like that!!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!! Ouch ;D


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Hahahahahahahaha nice one! I'm sure she's the kind of 'decent' and 'respectable' girl who makes even a Jerry Springer audience wince and has to do a DNA testing to see which of the 5 black guys who play basketball around the corner is the father of the bastard hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha, exactly, i'm sure they had to take apart the semen milkshake at the DNA center.

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hahahaha, she's probably in the back now taking care of the kid with the ol' clotheshanger trick.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I ALMOST swallowed my plug of Skaol when I read Sf's comment to her but BF's comment about the ol' clothes-hanger trick made me swallow my dip.

 Hahahahaha! That comment made me think of dipshit liberals like Barbara Streisand and Susan Sarandon. Hahahahahahahaha!

 Even funnier...how many women on here READ this thread and that comment and all a sudden felt very 'guilty'. Hahahahahaha!

 GET OVER IT! Murderer!
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hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym to exchange for a larger pair, so i get there and some mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her manager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.

This is a classic. Most of Sarcasms "ownings" are ok, but this one is teh shit!

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hahahaha, you should have seen the look in this chick's eyes when i got done, absolutely psychologically devastated.

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Did she have a tramp stamp, a belly button piercing, a tongue piercing (which automatically 'proves' that she's good at giving head ::)), blond streaks and was chewing gum saying, "Are you like, trying to like, exchange this like, pants or something"?
no, she was pretty conservative looking, light brown hair, blue eyes and like i said a little above average in looks, but man, the attitude on some of these girls.

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I ALMOST swallowed my plug of Skaol when I read Sf's comment to her but BF's comment about the ol' clothes-hanger trick made me swallow my dip.

 Hahahahaha! That comment made me think of dipshit liberals like Barbara Streisand and Susan Sarandon. Hahahahahahahaha!

 Even funnier...how many women on here READ this thread and that comment and all a sudden felt very 'guilty'. Hahahahahaha!

 GET OVER IT! Murderer!

hahahaha yes!!!!!!!! They probably got that sinking feeling in their stomach when someone says something that inadvertently affects them without meaning to. No doubt they're pounding a tub of Ben and Jerry's finest, wiping the mascara out of their eyes and cursing the day they got involved with that badass kid in high school with the moped.  ::)

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kiwiol, i will have to disagree with the tongue ring thing.  

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Their attitude is delusional, and quite funny.

If it was me in that situation I would smile at her. She might think that I'm hitting on her, while I'm really just laughing inside because she's quite ridiculous. Poor girl, ha ha.  ;D

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Their attitude is delusional, and quite funny.

If it was me in that situation I would smile at her. She might think that I'm hitting on her, while I'm really just laughing inside because she's quite ridiculous. Poor girl, ha ha.  ;D

That's what most pussys would do. Do you look at your shoes while talking to your boss too?  ::)

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That's what most pussys would do. Do you look at your shoes while talking to your boss too?  ::)

Ha ha no, I love to curse at my supposed boss, because I'm better then him and he knows that but won't admit it.   :)

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 Hahahaha!  I'm waiting for the first 'chick' to chime in this thread and challenge us about it telling us how mean and disrespectful we are to say those things and how it's a personal choice and basically whatever tool they used to justify it in their own minds.

 Hahahahaha!

 You basically described every chick I know. Hahahaha! Next time you're at a party and see a crowd of more than 5 bitches huddled together...walk past and mutter the words...'babykiller' and count to three.

 Odds are 10-1 that at least 2 of them will grab their face and run to the bathroom...with one of their girlfriends behind them to comfort them. Hahahahahahahahaha!
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You should have asked her out. She could be your type. You shoppe at old navy's?
just push some weight!

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You should have asked her out. She could be your type. You shope at old navy's?
the stuff is cheap that's why i buy shit there, mostly shit that i wear to the gym.

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thie stuff is cheap that's why i buy shit there, mostly shit that i wear to the gym.

They make size extra small there for you?
just push some weight!

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They make size extra small there for you?
no but they make pants with a trap for anal leakage for "women" like your sister.

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the stuff is cheap that's why i buy shit there, mostly shit that i wear to the gym.

I didn't know Old Navy sold XXXXL clothing.

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How do you mean? You mean to say that a tongue ring automatically means that the chick gives great head? I know a couple of chicks the likes of whom there are plenty, who can disprove you if you say yes ;D

The tongue ring doesn't mean they are great at it.  Atleast not all of them, maybe a majority though

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ROFL ;D
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Agree.  The tongue ring means they are more likely to give head but if she sucks ( no pun intended ) then the ring won't be a miracle helper,  One bitch just iritated me with hers, it was awfull.