Hahahaha, post workout ownage of an Old Navy sales clerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bigkubby]

i would have marched over there with nano and cell teh rage and put my finger down the crotch of her pants and rubbed her throbbing clit and say "you smell like fishermans wharf" and stuck your finger in her mouth.lmao 

[bigkubby]

i would have kicked her in her pussy until it bled and then replied with:Since Vince Taylor can compete in the IFBB and pose for NABBA, this opens it up for everyone. So, I am announcing that I will compete in the IFBB show in Dallas so all my hometown Texas fans can see me, and I will compete in PDI in the fall.
 
I would also like all the NPC promoters who have contacted me about guest posing for them, to get back in touch with me because now I can appear at your show.
 
By the way, this is on the advice from my attorney.

[jaejonna]

hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym to exchange for a larger pair, so i get there and some mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her manager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.

hahahah you detroyed that bitch ...

[Army of One]

hahahah you detroyed that bitch ...

The story was probabaly actually about his pregnant trailer girlfriend who wouldnt wash his piss stained sweats because he was hogging the neighbors wifi

[YoungBlood]

The man who hasn't posted in over 3yrs, and his post average per day is STILL 15 per day.

[225for70]

hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym to exchange for a larger pair, so i get there and some mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her manager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.

Haha, funny ass thread..Who exchanges a pair of 20 dollar pants at old navy almost 90 days later?

[Hulkotron]

The man who hasn't posted in over 3yrs, and his post average per day is STILL 15 per day.

If my calculations are correct, the Squadfather account averaged 46 posts per day   As sarcasm he averaged a mere 30 per day.

QuakerOats was also online recently:

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=30198

[YoungBlood]

If my calculations are correct, the Squadfather account averaged 46 posts per day   As sarcasm he averaged a mere 30 per day.

QuakerOats was also online recently:

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=30198

Yeah, I remember him having 45 or at times 48-50/day average. Which was my point, it's been so long and his average is still above your average trolling poster here.

As far as him logging in recently, it's either a community account now or there's something more behind why. He's gone and as his persona that he had as Mirz/SF/QO and sarcasm, he is not coming back. Or as the popular tag line says..."he's away on business."

[Board_SHERIF]

If my calculations are correct, the Squadfather account averaged 46 posts per day   As sarcasm he averaged a mere 30 per day.

QuakerOats was also online recently:

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=30198

Interesting, maybe it is hacked - he still has 1 year remaining until he is allowed to use the internet at all - or he is in violation to his terms as given to him.

[obtuse_waiter]

hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym to exchange for a larger pair, so i get there and some mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her manager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.

yuo my idol bro

[240 is Back]

hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym to exchange for a larger pair, so i get there and some mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her manager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.

[The Ugly]

Lame as fuck.

[Simple Simon]

Lame as fuck.

x2
And this gut squadfather is supposed to be a getbig legend?

Bullshit stupid wall of text propped up by a load of ass licking fuckwits, getog, the glory years.

[bigmikecox]

If you can wear pants from Old navy your legs are too small!

[Howard]

hahaha, so i get done training chest and i gulp down my post workout creatine and go to Old Navy to bring a cheapo pair of pants i wear to the gym to exchange for a larger pair, so i get there and some mid twenties chick directs me to another girl and we go back and i pick out a larger size of pants and bring them to the counter to exchange them, now bear in mind thati'm sweating still from my workout and the chest is looking HUUUUGGGGGGEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha, just kidding, anyway there's a fairly attractive late twenties pregnant chick working the register and first she says that they can't do it because it's after 90 days so i show her the reciept and it actually less than 90 days and she still says they can't do it so i ask for the manager, she says, "hold on!!!" and gives me a dirty look and goes and consults with her manager and i hear her say, "this asshole won't take no for an answer, he apparently thinks his muscles are enough to change my mind but he's all sweaty and nasty" she thinks i can't hear her because she's about 30 feet away but her manager let's me exchange them and i tell her before i leave that maybe if you'd improve your attitude you'd get a man with enough money to support you while you're pregnant, hahahahaha.

This would have been a cool story, BUT you were shopping at Old Navy.
What's next, how you got pissy with a clerk from Layne Bryant Plus for not having your size in printed pantaloons.

[Ronnie Rep]

That was weak! I would expect more from a supposed master troll.

[Hulkotron]

Please moderate your tones.

[The Ugly]

That was weak! I would expect more from a supposed master troll.

All his shit was this bad.

[wes]

Brutal bumping of a totally made up and bogus "owning".

[disco_stu]

Ha ha no, I love to curse at my supposed boss, because I'm better then him and he knows that but won't admit it.   

FFS learn the difference between then and than.

[The Ugly]

FFS learn the difference between then and than.

Definately.

[Nails]

hahahah you detroyed that bitch ...

This guy was a riot, miss his posting

[Carlton G. Long]

FFS learn the difference between then and than.

Maybe he has, in the eight years since he submitted that post.

[_bruce_]

Perfection - Squad's unique appeal was that he was a running gag within a running gag and caused meltdowns of volcanic proportions.
A humongous man who will be sorely missed.

[Overload]

He did come up with some funny stuff from time to time.

Poor fat bastard is still reading Getbig i bet.