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Title: Am I the only one?
Post by: danielson on March 20, 2007, 07:18:36 PM
Every year on the first day of Spring my dad comes over to my house and we break out the tandem bike, put on spandex shorts and no shirts and cruise around my town. How do you guys celebrate Spring?
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: Stark on March 20, 2007, 07:19:20 PM
You drive without the saddle?
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: danielson on March 20, 2007, 07:19:47 PM
You drive without the saddle.

Never tried it.
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: JimmyTheFish on March 20, 2007, 07:20:36 PM
titty bars at lunch............  8)
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: danielson on March 20, 2007, 07:21:08 PM
titty bars at lunch............  8)

That does sound more fun.
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: CARTEL on March 20, 2007, 07:21:50 PM
Every year on the first day of Spring my dad comes over to my house and we break out the tandem bike, put on spandex shorts and no shirts and cruise around my town. How do you guys celebrate Spring?

Can you give me a ride to work on the handlebars?
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: columbusdude82 on March 20, 2007, 07:22:23 PM
Every year on the first day of Spring my dad comes over to my house and we break out the tandem bike, put on spandex shorts and no shirts and cruise around my town. How do you guys celebrate Spring?

How old are you?
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: danielson on March 20, 2007, 07:22:43 PM
Can you give me a ride to work on the handlebars?

Sure, we pick up people every year.
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: danielson on March 20, 2007, 07:23:17 PM
How old are you?

32, why? too old? Tandem bikes rule.
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: columbusdude82 on March 20, 2007, 07:24:06 PM
At 32, you still have seasonal bonding rituals with your father?

That's worse than being a 5'3, 260 pound cripple... way worse...
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: Stark on March 20, 2007, 07:24:53 PM
32, why? too old? Tandem bikes rule.
/me is 32 too

Let me advice you.... NOTHING is too old for 32, age only exist in your mind.
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: danielson on March 20, 2007, 07:25:22 PM
At 32, you still have seasonal bonding rituals with your father?

That's worse than being a 5'3, 260 pound cripple... way worse...

Yeah, but we wear spandex shorts and no shirts so it's a lot cooler than it sounds.
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: EL Mariachi on March 20, 2007, 07:26:04 PM
these gyus have their own way of celebrating the spring.



buttkiss: '' let me try this pose, with my finger slightly up your ass, sensee''
adonis: '' all the way buttstick, its too easy''
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: columbusdude82 on March 20, 2007, 07:26:34 PM
Yeah, but we wear spandex shorts and no shirts so it's a lot cooler than it sounds.

David Paul saw you two, he said you squeeze each other's nipples and act all weird......
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: danielson on March 20, 2007, 07:28:04 PM
David Paul saw you two, he said you squeeze each other's nipples and act all weird......

Nope, we just ride around all day. Visit some local merchants to give to Jerry's kids and perhaps a frozen yogurt, but no nipple squeezing.
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: CARTEL on March 20, 2007, 07:31:13 PM
Do you guys pedal real fast and then coast with your legs spread way out and giggle like children?
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: danielson on March 20, 2007, 07:31:38 PM
You are gullible Columbusdude, but I am looking for some ideas for the first day of Spring. No baseball for a few weeks and not much to do :-\
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: danielson on March 20, 2007, 07:32:53 PM
Do you guys pedal real fast and then coast with your legs spread way out and giggle like children?
Of course.
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: columbusdude82 on March 20, 2007, 07:35:23 PM
You are gullible Columbusdude, but I am looking for some ideas for the first day of Spring. No baseball for a few weeks and not much to do :-\

Just do what I do... I made some brownies earlier today that I ate while still warm with vanilla ice cream... mmmmm....
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: danielson on March 20, 2007, 07:36:06 PM
Just do what I do... I made some brownies earlier today that I ate while still warm with vanilla ice cream... mmmmm....

But you are a fatass.
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: ManBearPig... on March 20, 2007, 07:36:28 PM
David Paul saw you two, he said you squeeze each other's nipples and act all weird......

ha ha, when i was in college i was hazing two pledges .  one of them had a moped, so i made him and another pledge get on his moped shirtless and drive around by the sorority houses while we drove behind them and yelled "you fucking homos!!! pinch his nipple, sinner!!"

it was good times.  one of them (the moped driver) is a cop now.
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: columbusdude82 on March 20, 2007, 07:38:06 PM
But you are a fatass.

I'm not a fatass. I just have a thick bone structure;)
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: danielson on March 20, 2007, 07:40:04 PM
I'm not a fatass. I just have a thick bone structure;)

If I saw you I would shove a spicket through you and roast you like the pig you are :)
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: columbusdude82 on March 20, 2007, 07:40:53 PM
If I saw you I would shove a spicket through you and roast you like the pig you are :)

Great. Another nazi wanting to commit a hate crime against an African American handicapped person. what else is new?
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: danielson on March 20, 2007, 07:42:10 PM
Great. Another nazi wanting to commit a hate crime against an African American handicapped person. what else is new?

You are white and I like pig roasts.
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: chaos on March 20, 2007, 07:42:51 PM
If I saw you I would shove a spicket through you and roast you like the pig you are :)
you now have your new spring ritual! ;D

BBQ pork roast
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: columbusdude82 on March 20, 2007, 07:42:52 PM
You are white and I like pig roasts.

White? I am white now?
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: danielson on March 20, 2007, 07:43:54 PM
you now have your new spring ritual! ;D

BBQ pork roast

Yes, I need a fat pig to volunteer. Columbusdude, I will give to a caramel apple, I know you like them you slob.
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: chaos on March 20, 2007, 07:44:04 PM
White? I am white now?
maybe you are like that black, blind racist dude Dave Chappelle
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: danielson on March 20, 2007, 07:44:36 PM
White? I am white now?

Yes. And short and fat. :)
Title: Re: Am I the only one?
Post by: columbusdude82 on March 20, 2007, 07:45:21 PM
maybe you are like that black, blind racist dude Dave Chappelle

You mean Clayton Bigsby?

"Sir! I am in no way, shape, or form involved in any niggerdom."

"If you have hate in your heart, let it out."