You drive without the saddle.
titty bars at lunch............
Every year on the first day of Spring my dad comes over to my house and we break out the tandem bike, put on spandex shorts and no shirts and cruise around my town. How do you guys celebrate Spring?
Can you give me a ride to work on the handlebars?
How old are you?
32, why? too old? Tandem bikes rule.
At 32, you still have seasonal bonding rituals with your father?That's worse than being a 5'3, 260 pound cripple... way worse...
Yeah, but we wear spandex shorts and no shirts so it's a lot cooler than it sounds.
David Paul saw you two, he said you squeeze each other's nipples and act all weird......
Do you guys pedal real fast and then coast with your legs spread way out and giggle like children?
You are gullible Columbusdude, but I am looking for some ideas for the first day of Spring. No baseball for a few weeks and not much to do
Just do what I do... I made some brownies earlier today that I ate while still warm with vanilla ice cream... mmmmm....
But you are a fatass.
I'm not a fatass. I just have a thick bone structure;)
If I saw you I would shove a spicket through you and roast you like the pig you are
Great. Another nazi wanting to commit a hate crime against an African American handicapped person. what else is new?