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Title: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: gimmic on April 03, 2007, 01:46:32 PM
If another Squad member should just so happen to be laughed/harassed off the board (like BerzerkFury) or completely emasculated (like Sarcasm), would a spot open up for me to be considered as a member?

Thank you for your consideration.   :D 
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: Mars on April 03, 2007, 01:48:02 PM
And who are you jockrider?
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on April 03, 2007, 01:49:15 PM
If another Squad member should just so happen to be laughed/harassed off the board (like BerzerkFury) or completely emasculated (like Sarcasm), would a spot open up for me to be considered as a member?

Thank you for your consideration.   :D 

You can't even come up with my full name what makes you think anything you have done here to date would warrant a Squad position...

You should change your name from gimmic to rhetoric...hahahahahaha
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: Man of Steel on April 03, 2007, 02:06:14 PM
And who are you jockrider?

AHAAHAHAHAAH!!!!   


I say "gimmic" can blow me.
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: Palpatine Q on April 03, 2007, 02:14:17 PM


You should change your name from gimmic to rhetoric...hahahahahaha

That was actually pretty good ;D
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: Dballn247 on April 03, 2007, 02:46:48 PM
And who are you jockrider?

Gimmic is the man that forced your boy Jerkfury (Nick Hersh) into exile.  From what I hear, data has been collected for Kiwiol (not by me), and the Sars project maybe completed....Mars was decided to be a waste of time and resources.

Although he is not wrecking crew, and he may even be (heckler) he is a pretty good poster.
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: Man of Steel on April 03, 2007, 02:49:51 PM
Gimmic is the man that forced your boy Jerkfury (Nick Hersh) into exile.  From what I hear, data has been collected for Kiwiol (not by me), and the Sars project maybe completed....Mars was decided to be a waste of time and resources.

Although he is not wrecking crew, and he may even be (heckler) he is a pretty good poster.

Ownings are determined by wit, not resources.    That's like hiring another dude to beat the shit outta the guy your girlfriend is bangin on the side cause you can't get the job done yourself.
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: Dballn247 on April 03, 2007, 02:55:18 PM
Ownings are determined by wit, not resources.    That's like hiring another dude to beat the shit outta the guy your girlfriend is bangin on the side cause you can't get the job done yourself.

Yes, I agree, however I did give him credit for some funny posts of which he did infact own BF.  BF took the approach that If I hang out and pretend it doesn't phaze me I'm not owned.  However if he wasn't he be on the boards now, and where has Nick been? 
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: Man of Steel on April 03, 2007, 03:11:38 PM
Yes, I agree, however I did give him credit for some funny posts of which he did infact own BF.  BF took the approach that If I hang out and pretend it doesn't phaze me I'm not owned.  However if he wasn't he be on the boards now, and where has Nick been? 

And see, I disagree, the fact that BF isn't responding shows me he truly doesn't care as much as everyone assumes he does.   For example, if circumstances were flipped on someone like Bluto he'd post endlessly in defense.   Don't get wrong, BF has a true talent for annoying the shit outta people LOL, but the fact he ain't sayin shit when any other ego driven fool would shows me he just don't care that much.   That's just how I see it.
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: The Heckler on April 03, 2007, 03:17:27 PM

Although he is not wrecking crew, and he may even be (heckler) he is a pretty good poster.

Not me.  I have only one account, and this is it.
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: Dballn247 on April 03, 2007, 03:25:34 PM
And see, I disagree, the fact that BF isn't responding shows me he truly doesn't care as much as everyone assumes he does.   For example, if circumstances were flipped on someone like Bluto he'd post endlessly in defense.   Don't get wrong, BF has a true talent for annoying the shit outta people LOL, but the fact he ain't sayin shit when any other ego driven fool would shows me he just don't care that much.   That's just how I see it.

MOS to each his own bother. 
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: Man of Steel on April 03, 2007, 03:31:29 PM
MOS to each his own bother. 

It's all good.....I ain't mad at ya.   ;)
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: The Squadfather on April 03, 2007, 03:35:39 PM
Ownings are determined by wit, not resources.    That's like hiring another dude to beat the shit outta the guy your girlfriend is bangin on the side cause you can't get the job done yourself.
hahahaha, are you inferring that "gimmic" is like the 120 pound geek who goes on Jerry Springer because his girlfriend is fucking the 265 pound bodybuilder so he can "confront" him only because he knows there's 20 bodygaurds who will break up any confrontation, MOS?
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: Man of Steel on April 03, 2007, 03:39:20 PM
hahahaha, are you inferring that "gimmic" is like the 120 pound geek who goes on Jerry Springer because his girlfriend is fucking the 265 pound bodybuilder so he can "confront" him only because he knows there's 20 bodygaurds who will break up any confrontation, MOS?

AHAAHAHAH!!!!  "120 pound geek".....no way gimmic's that big.
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: gtbro1 on April 03, 2007, 03:41:36 PM
And see, I disagree, the fact that BF isn't responding shows me he truly doesn't care as much as everyone assumes he does.   For example, if circumstances were flipped on someone like Bluto he'd post endlessly in defense.   Don't get wrong, BF has a true talent for annoying the shit outta people LOL, but the fact he ain't sayin shit when any other ego driven fool would shows me he just don't care that much.   That's just how I see it.

Maybe he isn't saying shit NOW...but he did for a few days straight after his pics were posted....IF he really didn't care,he would still be posting like he used to.
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: Palpatine Q on April 03, 2007, 03:48:10 PM
And see, I disagree, the fact that BF isn't responding shows me he truly doesn't care as much as everyone assumes he does.   For example, if circumstances were flipped on someone like Bluto he'd post endlessly in defense.   Don't get wrong, BF has a true talent for annoying the shit outta people LOL, but the fact he ain't sayin shit when any other ego driven fool would shows me he just don't care that much.   That's just how I see it.

I have to disagree MOS.

BF isn't here (under that handle) because it was shattered into a million pieces.

He's probably using a fallback handle and laying low.
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: SS on April 03, 2007, 03:50:17 PM
I have to disagree MOS.

BF isn't here (under that handle) because it was shattered into a million pieces.

He's probably using a fallback handle and laying low.
i have to agree. me and BF are cool, but there's no way that didn't bother him.
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: JimmyTheFish on April 03, 2007, 03:52:36 PM
Ownings are determined by wit, not resources.    That's like hiring another dude to beat the shit outta the guy your girlfriend is bangin on the side cause you can't get the job done yourself.

100% correct................. .....truer words have never been spoken
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: Man of Steel on April 03, 2007, 03:54:38 PM
If it didn't bother him at all I'd be very impressed.....it was brutal.   I'm not phased by much on here, but I'm human and have my limits.   Still, BF has said before that Ron can delete his account anytime cause post volume and "the account" mean nothing to him....that was months ago.   Hey, if he doesn't come back as BF I'll be disappointed and if he doesn't come back at all then I was wrong and it was all talk.   
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: drkaje on April 03, 2007, 04:23:01 PM
Ownings are determined by wit, not resources.

MOS,

You just destroyed them and they don't even fucking know it, LOL!
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: gimmic on April 03, 2007, 06:55:58 PM
Wow, tough crowd here.   :'(

So far, we have:

3 Nays (MOS, Sarc and Mars)

0 Yeas

Can I hear from other active Squad members, especially kiwiol and drkaje?

Thank you.   :D

 
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: MisterMagoo on April 03, 2007, 07:19:16 PM
Ownings are determined by wit, not resources.    That's like hiring another dude to beat the shit outta the guy your girlfriend is bangin on the side cause you can't get the job done yourself.

but an owning also has to be personal (meaning unique to a person) or it's worthless. i can't get insulted if people say things that have no actual bearing on my life or are just cookie-cutter lines that get used on anyone and everyone. it's sort of like the getbig equivalent of rap battles. the best guys always make it specific to the guy they're battling, not just using pre-written lines that could be used on whoever they're against this time.
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: Count Grishnackh on April 03, 2007, 07:30:21 PM
but an owning also has to be personal (meaning unique to a person) or it's worthless. i can't get insulted if people say things that have no actual bearing on my life or are just cookie-cutter lines that get used on anyone and everyone. it's sort of like the getbig equivalent of rap battles. the best guys always make it specific to the guy they're battling, not just using pre-written lines that could be used on whoever they're against this time.

meltdown   ;)
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on April 03, 2007, 08:19:13 PM
Wow, tough crowd here.   :'(

So far, we have:

3 Nays (MOS, Sarc and Mars)

0 Yeas

Can I hear from other active Squad members, especially kiwiol and drkaje?

Thank you.   :D

 


Hey Fuck Stick...I mean gimmic are you still here...

What happened to the whole David Blaine I can get anyones information act you have been doing...Moved on to card tricks...lol?
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: kiwiol on April 04, 2007, 06:06:58 AM
Wow, tough crowd here.   :'(

So far, we have:

3 Nays (MOS, Sarc and Mars)

0 Yeas

Can I hear from other active Squad members, especially kiwiol and drkaje?

Thank you.   :D

Gimmick, I don't think you'll ever make it into the SQUAD at least based on what we've seen of you so far.

The only option we're giving you is to become the SQUAD's official doormat meaning your primary purpose here would be to get kicked around by us as and when we please.

Let me know if you're keen. I'll process the request ASAP 8)
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: gimmic on April 04, 2007, 06:21:53 AM
Gimmick, I don't think you'll ever make it into the SQUAD at least based on what we've seen of you so far.

The only option we're giving you is to become the SQUAD's official doormat meaning your primary purpose here would be to get kicked around by us as and when we please.

Let me know if you're keen. I'll process the request ASAP 8)

Yes, I see.

With this post, kiwiol, you've violated our previous agreement.   :'(

I understand very well, "O". 

Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: kiwiol on April 04, 2007, 06:30:05 AM
Yes, I see.

With this post, kiwiol, you've violated our previous agreement.   :'(

I understand very well, "O". 

Is that a threat gimmick? ;D
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: Man of Steel on April 04, 2007, 10:22:31 AM
AHAHAHAAHHA!!!!   gimmic can tongue my t'aint.
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: gimmic on April 04, 2007, 06:51:18 PM
Is that a threat gimmick? ;D

I know that the Afrikaans of New Zealand are a proud people  :D but, as you surely know, sometimes pride can get in the way of what you want to accomplish.  Are you willing to sacrifice your members, "O"?

drkaje, I await your vote.  Any others who have not voted, feel free to do so. 
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: drkaje on April 04, 2007, 07:08:40 PM
I know that the Afrikaans of New Zealand are a proud people  :D but, as you surely know, sometimes pride can get in the way of what you want to accomplish.  Are you willing to sacrifice your members, "O"?

drkaje, I await your vote.  Any others who have not voted, feel free to do so. 

Why would my vote matter to you?

There are probably only two people I would vote into The Squad. Either of them would have probably attacked BF under their original handle. No, I don't care to name names. :)

Besides, I can't recall ever suggesting or voting anyone into The Squad. Squad membership, until recently, was only at the discretion of Sarcasm and Mars. There really was no voting or people begging to join back in the day. All we saw was twatnic cleansing, LOL!

MOS wrote something to the effect that ownings were a matter of wit, not resources. Eventually, we'll get away from the off-line antics and back to busting balls. People will probably enjoy the site a little more when we get away from everything being taken so personally or at the very least people who take the heat easily avoiding the V & Y boards.
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: Palpatine Q on April 04, 2007, 07:14:24 PM
Why would my vote matter to you?

There are probably only two people I would vote into The Squad. Either of them would have probably attacked BF under their original handle. No, I don't care to name names. :)

Besides, I can't recall ever suggesting or voting anyone into The Squad. Squad membership, until recently, was only at the discretion of Sarcasm and Mars. There really was no voting or people begging to join back in the day. All we saw was twatnic cleansing, LOL!

MOS wrote something to the effect that ownings were a matter of wit, not resources. Eventually, we'll get away from the off-line antics and back to busting balls. People will probably enjoy the site a little more when we get away from everything being taken so personally or at the very least people who take the heat easily avoiding the V & Y boards.

The only  problem i see Doc is...the genie is out of the bottle.

Once people get "real' can it ever be unreal again without being phony?
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: gimmic on April 04, 2007, 07:18:30 PM
Why would my vote matter to you?

There are probably only two people I would vote into The Squad. Either of them would have probably attacked BF under their original handle. No, I don't care to name names. :)

Besides, I can't recall ever suggesting or voting anyone into The Squad. Squad membership, until recently, was only at the discretion of Sarcasm and Mars. There really was no voting or people begging to join back in the day. All we saw was twatnic cleansing, LOL!

MOS wrote something to the effect that ownings were a matter of wit, not resources. Eventually, we'll get away from the off-line antics and back to busting balls. People will probably enjoy the site a little more when we get away from everything being taken so personally or at the very least people who take the heat easily avoiding the V & Y boards.

Translation = fuck off, gimmic, you are a piece of shit.  Nevertheless, thank you for your response.

kiwiol could "pull strings" to allow my entry, but he refuses to do so.  Like I said before, I understand.   :)  

kiwiol and you will do what you guys have to do, and I will do what I have to do.      
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: drkaje on April 04, 2007, 09:04:50 PM
The only  problem i see Doc is...the genie is out of the bottle.

Once people get "real' can it ever be unreal again without being phony?

Owning will commence as usual.

Translation = fuck off, gimmic, you are a piece of shit.  Nevertheless, thank you for your response.

kiwiol could "pull strings" to allow my entry, but he refuses to do so.  Like I said before, I understand.   :)  

kiwiol and you will do what you guys have to do, and I will do what I have to do.      

How you could ever get "fuck off, etc.." from that post is beyond me, LOL!

Assuming for a minute that you've read my posts in the past.... can you (or anyone else reading this post) ever think of one time I've suggested anyone for membership in The Squad organisation?
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: danielson on April 04, 2007, 09:08:19 PM
Owning will commence as usual.


Serious question Doc, what about "ownings" appeals to you? Do you really think calling straight people gay is offensive(it's not)? And if so, whats the point? You don't seem like the type to need to make others feel bad about themselves to make yourself feel better.
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: SHUTUPANDTRAIN on April 04, 2007, 09:08:44 PM
Translation = fuck off, gimmic, you are a piece of shit.  Nevertheless, thank you for your response.

kiwiol could "pull strings" to allow my entry, but he refuses to do so.  Like I said before, I understand.   :)  

kiwiol and you will do what you guys have to do, and I will do what I have to do.      


That probrably scares the guys you have something on but the rest of us laugh cause you are a fucking joke...

I have now called you out several times to tell me something about myself and all you can say is I am not important enough...

You are a little bitch with a small pee pee...Hope this helps...
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: drkaje on April 04, 2007, 09:31:10 PM
Serious question Doc, what about "ownings" appeals to you? Do you really think calling straight people gay is offensive(it's not)? And if so, whats the point? You don't seem like the type to need to make others feel bad about themselves to make yourself feel better.

I'm not convinced you're straight, LOL!

Not trying to be offensive, there's no need. There are an assload of GetBig forums, this one is specifically for breaking balls. :)

And looking at booties, we need to see nice booties!
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: danielson on April 04, 2007, 09:34:35 PM
I'm not convinced you're straight, LOL!

Not trying to be offensive, there's no need. There are an assload of GetBig forums, this one is specifically for breaking balls. :)

And looking at booties, we need to see nice booties!

I am straight Doc, I assure you. I just don't see the humor with talking about sucking dick all day, why does that appeal to you anyway? I understand what the V is here for, but talking about homo love is redundant as hell, do you not agree?
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: drkaje on April 04, 2007, 09:43:51 PM
I am straight Doc, I assure you. I just don't see the humor with talking about sucking dick all day, why does that appeal to you anyway? I understand what the V is here for, but talking about homo love is redundant as hell, do you not agree?

Redundant? Not as long as someone can come up with a funny way of applying a harmless insult. It's doubtful Sarcasm telling us about you wearing pink assless chaps at club Lorenzo has done irreversible damage to your mental environment. For future information... all chaps are assless. I had someone research that fact for me, therefore calling chaps assless is redundant. :)

For whatever reason, good or bad, we tend to keep the dialogue going here. You'll eventually get it, LOL!
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: danielson on April 04, 2007, 09:47:59 PM
Redundant? Not as long as someone can come up with a funny way of applying a harmless insult. It's doubtful Sarcasm telling us about you wearing pink assless chaps at club Lorenzo has done irreversible damage to your mental environment. For future information... all chaps are assless. I had someone research that fact for me, therefore calling chaps assless is redundant. :)

For whatever reason, good or bad, we tend to keep the dialogue going here. You'll eventually get it, LOL!


If that is the type of humor you enjoy, so be it. I am telling you though, not one straight person over the age of 12 gets offended by generic gay jokes, you know that, so stop being stubborn :)
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: Count Grishnackh on April 04, 2007, 10:23:02 PM
It's not meant to offend danielson, it's more comedic timing. When some tiny tits gets worked up on the V, it never fails to make me laugh to see something like this:

i don't understand all this hate and anger "top dog", after all i defended you the other day, some guys from your gym said they saw you eating a Peanut Butter and Sperm sandwich and i said, "bullshit, top dog doesn't eat Peanut Butter".
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: MisterMagoo on April 04, 2007, 10:33:34 PM
It's not meant to offend danielson, it's more comedic timing. When some tiny tits gets worked up on the V, it never fails to make me laugh to see something like this:


true, but how often does he use that line? it shows up all the time. sometimes i think these ownings would be easily replicated with a speak-n-spell or a "mad libs" template and a random gay epithet generator to fill in the blanks.

i mean, it's funny the first time, but...
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: Count Grishnackh on April 04, 2007, 10:37:11 PM
hahahahaha, ya, peanut butter is probably my favorite "insert" for that line   ;D
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: bigmc on April 05, 2007, 01:17:24 AM
true, but how often does he use that line? it shows up all the time. sometimes i think these ownings would be easily replicated with a speak-n-spell or a "mad libs" template and a random gay epithet generator to fill in the blanks.

i mean, it's funny the first time, but...

if squadfather sepnt more time training and less time regurgitating old jokes

he wouldn't be the laughing stock he has become
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: danielson on April 05, 2007, 04:23:02 AM
true, but how often does he use that line? it shows up all the time. sometimes i think these ownings would be easily replicated with a speak-n-spell or a "mad libs" template and a random gay epithet generator to fill in the blanks.

i mean, it's funny the first time, but...

Nice work Magoo.
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: BigCypriate on April 05, 2007, 05:24:06 AM
true, but how often does he use that line? it shows up all the time. sometimes i think these ownings would be easily replicated with a speak-n-spell or a "mad libs" template and a random gay epithet generator to fill in the blanks.

i mean, it's funny the first time, but...

hahaha monster recipie ideas for your next sandwich!!!!
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: RUDE BUOY on April 05, 2007, 05:29:25 AM
since when do you start threads asken to get into the squad they ask you, you dont ask them  ::)
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: Mr Marcus on April 05, 2007, 06:47:29 AM
Being a member of the squad is as gay as being a male cheerleader!!!
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: kiwiol on April 05, 2007, 07:02:48 AM
Being a member of the squad is as gay as being a male cheerleader!!!

Which is actually far less gayer than being a gimmick ;)
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: RUDE BUOY on April 05, 2007, 07:21:26 AM
Which is actually far less gayer than being a gimmick ;)
its actually a billion times less gayer than being a BSB gimmick
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: Mr Marcus on April 05, 2007, 07:24:51 AM
Do you suck off truckers for smokes?
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: RUDE BUOY on April 05, 2007, 07:30:12 AM
Do you suck off truckers for smokes?
no i send you and give you 10 % of the take and give your mammy 5%
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: Mr Marcus on April 05, 2007, 07:42:41 AM
.........
no i send you and give you 10 % of the take and give your mammy 5%

It'a a rough way to make a livin, especially when you momma is workin the same parkin lots for free
Title: Re: Can I Join the Squad?
Post by: RUDE BUOY on April 05, 2007, 07:46:08 AM
.........
It'a a rough way to make a livin, especially when you momma is workin the same parkin lots for free
tell ya daddy to quit callen me asken when ima have  your mammy home i bring the bitch back when she meet quota