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Title: Special day for Double J...
Post by: drkaje on May 01, 2007, 06:29:44 PM
A few days ago, JJ was breaking balls about my blackness and so on. Just for kicks I decided to experience his stereotypes firsthand and regain some of my negroness, LOL!

Sat on a porch in the hood and drank 2 (count them!) 22oz of Heniken, talked shit about hoes and smoked a cigar. Even poured some beer out for the homies, LOL!

I tried to keep shit real but the cigar was an Opus X. Couldn't bear the thought of smoking a Phillie. :) I did bite the cap off instead of using a cutter, that's got to be worth something.
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: danielson on May 01, 2007, 06:32:01 PM
Heinekin? 22 ouncers? Don't they sell Old E 40's, 3 for 5$ in Antigua Doc?
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: drkaje on May 01, 2007, 06:37:05 PM
Heinekin? 22 ouncers? Don't they sell Old E 40's, 3 for 5$ in Antigua Doc?

My friend was drinking Red Bull!!!
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: ButtonMan on May 01, 2007, 06:58:26 PM
This is the first time I hear Heineken is related to blackness ........
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: drkaje on May 01, 2007, 07:17:29 PM
This is the first time I hear Heineken is related to blackness ........

Now you know.
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: SS on May 01, 2007, 08:21:34 PM
drcock you're not black, hope this helps ;D
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: CQ on May 02, 2007, 02:44:04 AM
A few days ago, JJ was breaking balls about my blackness and so on. Just for kicks I decided to experience his stereotypes firsthand and regain some of my negroness, LOL!

Sat on a porch in the hood and drank 2 (count them!) 22oz of Heniken, talked shit about hoes and smoked a cigar. Even poured some beer out for the homies, LOL!

I tried to keep shit real but the cigar was an Opus X. Couldn't bear the thought of smoking a Phillie. :) I did bite the cap off instead of using a cutter, that's got to be worth something.

Hmmmm, is an okay effort I guess :-\

Were you playing music in the background? What attire were you wearing? What food did you consume first?
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: Bluto on May 02, 2007, 02:59:39 AM
please stop with the "LOL"
i havent seen that since i was a teenager in chat rooms
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: ButtonMan on May 02, 2007, 03:12:51 AM
Now you know.

Interesting since it's our biggest export product and I have almost never, ever seen a black man drink beer over here ......

Second thing is you pay extra to get Heineken while we consider it to be cats piss .........
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: Ozzy on May 02, 2007, 03:45:51 AM
while we consider it to be cats piss .........

It's not just you, believe me. Ick.
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: drkaje on May 02, 2007, 04:29:10 AM
Anyone who doesn't love Heineken may be drinking it too cold.

CQ,

No food, was pretending to be poor. :)
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: Ozzy on May 02, 2007, 04:47:30 AM
Drinking a Heineken is like drinking a loaf of bread.

No thanks, I'd like to actually get drunk before I get full.
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: jaejonna on May 02, 2007, 05:23:47 AM
Interesting since it's our biggest export product and I have almost never, ever seen a black man drink beer over here ......

Second thing is you pay extra to get Heineken while we consider it to be cats piss .........
I drink grolsh, its the new heiniken ...

my hat off to drkaje for the effort.
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: drkaje on May 02, 2007, 06:14:49 AM
I tried Double J, I tried.

On some level, being able to leave makes the experience a lot different than it was years ago. Maybe I'm a little spoiled now or have a larger perspective.

It was nice seeing some of the people though. Especially this PR girl with a thick ass. :)
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: Monster_Everything on May 02, 2007, 07:16:04 AM
Especially this PR girl with a thick ass. :)
I think people of all races can appreciate a thick peurto rican ass.
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: Ozzy on May 02, 2007, 07:43:49 AM
I drink grolsh, its the new heiniken ...


Mmmmmmmmm Grolsh...... *drools*
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: ButtonMan on May 02, 2007, 07:46:07 AM
I drink grolsh, its the new heiniken ...


Grolsch has been around since 1615 ......
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: jaejonna on May 02, 2007, 08:25:16 AM
Grolsch has been around since 1615 ......
i know, but its soooooooo gud  ;D

and it has the coolest top
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: ButtonMan on May 02, 2007, 08:30:32 AM
i know, but its soooooooo gud  ;D

and it has the coolest top

Yes it does .... 8)
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: Tapeworm on May 03, 2007, 05:21:30 AM
A few days ago, JJ was breaking balls about my blackness and so on. Just for kicks I decided to experience his stereotypes firsthand and regain some of my negroness, LOL!

Sat on a porch in the hood and drank 2 (count them!) 22oz of Heniken, talked shit about hoes and smoked a cigar. Even poured some beer out for the homies, LOL!

I tried to keep shit real but the cigar was an Opus X. Couldn't bear the thought of smoking a Phillie. :) I did bite the cap off instead of using a cutter, that's got to be worth something.

6100 posts gimmick account.  Distinct lack of negroness.  Not black at all.
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: Bluto on May 03, 2007, 05:35:06 AM
Grolsch is known as a girl beer.
hope this helps.
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: ButtonMan on May 03, 2007, 05:36:33 AM
Grolsch is known as a girl beer.
hope this helps.

Don't ruin the fantasy .........  >:(
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: drkaje on May 04, 2007, 10:12:15 PM
6100 posts gimmick account.  Distinct lack of negroness.  Not black at all.

Are you a board certified negro-ologist?

Why do certain people believe themselves experts on blackness?
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: Tapeworm on May 05, 2007, 12:11:40 AM
Are you a board certified negro-ologist?

Why do certain people believe themselves experts on blackness?

I make no such claim, but we're not dealing in finer shades of gray here.  The issue is, well, black and white.  Clearly, you're whiter than the lovechild of Sammy Davis Jr. and Bill Cosby.

This being the case, I propose that the Good Doctor be made an honorary white man.  Of course, you'll have to change your name to Tommy, but nothing comes for free (although I will send you a free pack of Oreos once the motion is carried).  Who will second the motion?
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: CQ on May 05, 2007, 03:33:39 PM
Are you a board certified negro-ologist?


 ;D
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: drkaje on May 05, 2007, 07:38:46 PM
I make no such claim, but we're not dealing in finer shades of gray here.  The issue is, well, black and white.  Clearly, you're whiter than the lovechild of Sammy Davis Jr. and Bill Cosby.

This being the case, I propose that the Good Doctor be made an honorary white man.  Of course, you'll have to change your name to Tommy, but nothing comes for free (although I will send you a free pack of Oreos once the motion is carried).  Who will second the motion?

It's good we have your expertise on blackness here. Not certain how I've made it this far without your advice and council.
Title: Re: Special day for Double J...
Post by: Tapeworm on May 06, 2007, 07:19:12 PM
It's good we have your expertise on blackness here. Not certain how I've made it this far without your advice and council.

I do what I can.


You shall be known hereafter as WitchdoctorKaje.