Author Topic: Special day for Double J... (Read 1907 times)

drkaje · « **on:** May 01, 2007, 06:29:44 PM »

A few days ago, JJ was breaking balls about my blackness and so on. Just for kicks I decided to experience his stereotypes firsthand and regain some of my negroness, LOL!

Sat on a porch in the hood and drank 2 (count them!) 22oz of Heniken, talked shit about hoes and smoked a cigar. Even poured some beer out for the homies, LOL!

I tried to keep shit real but the cigar was an Opus X. Couldn't bear the thought of smoking a Phillie.

I did bite the cap off instead of using a cutter, that's got to be worth something.

danielson · « **Reply #1 on:** May 01, 2007, 06:32:01 PM »

Heinekin? 22 ouncers? Don't they sell Old E 40's, 3 for 5$ in Antigua Doc?

drkaje · « **Reply #2 on:** May 01, 2007, 06:37:05 PM »

Quote from: danielson on May 01, 2007, 06:32:01 PM

Heinekin? 22 ouncers? Don't they sell Old E 40's, 3 for 5$ in Antigua Doc?

My friend was drinking Red Bull!!!

ButtonMan · « **Reply #3 on:** May 01, 2007, 06:58:26 PM »

This is the first time I hear Heineken is related to blackness ........

drkaje · « **Reply #4 on:** May 01, 2007, 07:17:29 PM »

Quote from: ButtonMan on May 01, 2007, 06:58:26 PM

This is the first time I hear Heineken is related to blackness ........

Now you know.

SS · « **Reply #5 on:** May 01, 2007, 08:21:34 PM »

drcock you're not black, hope this helps

CQ · « **Reply #6 on:** May 02, 2007, 02:44:04 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 01, 2007, 06:29:44 PM

A few days ago, JJ was breaking balls about my blackness and so on. Just for kicks I decided to experience his stereotypes firsthand and regain some of my negroness, LOL!

Sat on a porch in the hood and drank 2 (count them!) 22oz of Heniken, talked shit about hoes and smoked a cigar. Even poured some beer out for the homies, LOL!

I tried to keep shit real but the cigar was an Opus X. Couldn't bear the thought of smoking a Phillie. I did bite the cap off instead of using a cutter, that's got to be worth something.

Hmmmm, is an okay effort I guess $:-\$

Were you playing music in the background? What attire were you wearing? What food did you consume first?

Bluto · « **Reply #7 on:** May 02, 2007, 02:59:39 AM »

please stop with the "LOL"
i havent seen that since i was a teenager in chat rooms

ButtonMan · « **Reply #8 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:12:51 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 01, 2007, 07:17:29 PM

Now you know.

Interesting since it's our biggest export product and I have almost never, ever seen a black man drink beer over here ......

Second thing is you pay extra to get Heineken while we consider it to be cats piss .........

Ozzy · « **Reply #9 on:** May 02, 2007, 03:45:51 AM »

Quote from: ButtonMan on May 02, 2007, 03:12:51 AM

while we consider it to be cats piss .........

It's not just you, believe me. Ick.

drkaje · « **Reply #10 on:** May 02, 2007, 04:29:10 AM »

Anyone who doesn't love Heineken may be drinking it too cold.

CQ,

No food, was pretending to be poor.

Ozzy · « **Reply #11 on:** May 02, 2007, 04:47:30 AM »

Drinking a Heineken is like drinking a loaf of bread.

No thanks, I'd like to actually get drunk before I get full.

jaejonna · « **Reply #12 on:** May 02, 2007, 05:23:47 AM »

Quote from: ButtonMan on May 02, 2007, 03:12:51 AM

Interesting since it's our biggest export product and I have almost never, ever seen a black man drink beer over here ......

Second thing is you pay extra to get Heineken while we consider it to be cats piss .........

I drink grolsh, its the new heiniken ...

my hat off to drkaje for the effort.

drkaje · « **Reply #13 on:** May 02, 2007, 06:14:49 AM »

I tried Double J, I tried.

On some level, being able to leave makes the experience a lot different than it was years ago. Maybe I'm a little spoiled now or have a larger perspective.

It was nice seeing some of the people though. Especially this PR girl with a thick ass.

Monster_Everything · « **Reply #14 on:** May 02, 2007, 07:16:04 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 02, 2007, 06:14:49 AM

Especially this PR girl with a thick ass.

I think people of all races can appreciate a thick peurto rican ass.

Ozzy · « **Reply #15 on:** May 02, 2007, 07:43:49 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on May 02, 2007, 05:23:47 AM

I drink grolsh, its the new heiniken ...

Mmmmmmmmm Grolsh...... *drools*

ButtonMan · « **Reply #16 on:** May 02, 2007, 07:46:07 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on May 02, 2007, 05:23:47 AM

I drink grolsh, its the new heiniken ...

Grolsch has been around since 1615 ......

jaejonna · « **Reply #17 on:** May 02, 2007, 08:25:16 AM »

Quote from: ButtonMan on May 02, 2007, 07:46:07 AM

Grolsch has been around since 1615 ......

i know, but its soooooooo gud

and it has the coolest top

ButtonMan · « **Reply #18 on:** May 02, 2007, 08:30:32 AM »

Quote from: jaejonna on May 02, 2007, 08:25:16 AM

i know, but its soooooooo gud

and it has the coolest top

Yes it does ....

Tapeworm · « **Reply #19 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:21:30 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 01, 2007, 06:29:44 PM

A few days ago, JJ was breaking balls about my blackness and so on. Just for kicks I decided to experience his stereotypes firsthand and regain some of my negroness, LOL!

Sat on a porch in the hood and drank 2 (count them!) 22oz of Heniken, talked shit about hoes and smoked a cigar. Even poured some beer out for the homies, LOL!

I tried to keep shit real but the cigar was an Opus X. Couldn't bear the thought of smoking a Phillie. I did bite the cap off instead of using a cutter, that's got to be worth something.

6100 posts gimmick account. Distinct lack of negroness. Not black at all.

Bluto · « **Reply #20 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:35:06 AM »

Grolsch is known as a girl beer.
hope this helps.

ButtonMan · « **Reply #21 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:36:33 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on May 03, 2007, 05:35:06 AM

Grolsch is known as a girl beer.
hope this helps.

Don't ruin the fantasy .........

drkaje · « **Reply #22 on:** May 04, 2007, 10:12:15 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on May 03, 2007, 05:21:30 AM

6100 posts gimmick account. Distinct lack of negroness. Not black at all.

Are you a board certified negro-ologist?

Why do certain people believe themselves experts on blackness?

Tapeworm · « **Reply #23 on:** May 05, 2007, 12:11:40 AM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 04, 2007, 10:12:15 PM

Are you a board certified negro-ologist?

Why do certain people believe themselves experts on blackness?

I make no such claim, but we're not dealing in finer shades of gray here. The issue is, well, black and white. Clearly, you're whiter than the lovechild of Sammy Davis Jr. and Bill Cosby.

This being the case, I propose that the Good Doctor be made an honorary white man. Of course, you'll have to change your name to Tommy, but nothing comes for free (although I will send you a free pack of Oreos once the motion is carried). Who will second the motion?

CQ · « **Reply #24 on:** May 05, 2007, 03:33:39 PM »

Quote from: drkaje on May 04, 2007, 10:12:15 PM

Are you a board certified negro-ologist?