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Title: When is Craig Titus competing again!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on May 12, 2007, 07:48:51 AM
(http://www.crimerant.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/titus-ryan01%5B1%5D.jpg)
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: The Squadfather on May 12, 2007, 07:50:30 AM
he's currently getting ready for the 2007 Nevada State Penitentiary Pillow Biting Makeup Wearing Championships, he's sucking 256 dicks a day in preparation.
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Stark on May 12, 2007, 07:51:37 AM
he's currently getting ready for the 2007 Nevada State Penitentiary Pillow Biting Makeup Wearing Championships, he's sucking 256 dicks a day in preparation.

You think his protein per day is enough to regain his former glory?
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 12, 2007, 07:52:40 AM
I don't know about Craig, but I hear kelly will be seen this year on "Let's Make a Deal".
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: The Squadfather on May 12, 2007, 07:52:58 AM
You think his protein per day is enough to regain his former glory?
should be fine, remember he's going for the thin lean twinkie look, that's the way his big top bears like him.
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Mars on May 12, 2007, 08:01:32 AM
So the chance Craig will show up on stage again will be little?
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Purge_WTF on May 12, 2007, 08:40:33 AM
  Funny thread.  :D ;D
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Stark on May 12, 2007, 08:50:55 AM
should be fine, remember he's going for the thin lean twinkie look, that's the way his big top bears like him.

You think he has to hold the "pocket" of some muscle bear?
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: ribonucleic on May 12, 2007, 08:53:09 AM
I don't know about Craig, but I hear kelly will be seen this year on "Let's Make a Deal".

Either that or "Prison Break".  ;D
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: The Squadfather on May 12, 2007, 08:53:59 AM
You think he has to hold the "pocket" of some muscle bear?
hahahahah, exactly, i'm saying that the cons don't even bother trading cigarrettes for this little punk anymore, he's considered community property.
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Mars on May 12, 2007, 08:55:10 AM
So he will probably not be on the olympia stage anymore?
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Stark on May 12, 2007, 08:56:10 AM
hahahahah, exactly, i'm saying that the cons don't even bother trading cigarrettes for this little punk anymore, he's considered community property.

lol imagine that, you have to quitly wait someplace for who ever to come buy to suck his dick or worse... Life really worked out for ol' Titus.
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Stavios on May 12, 2007, 08:57:35 AM
haha I am sure Craig is quite the little bitch of the prison

not so sure he is still bitch slapping people around these days  ;D
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: The Squadfather on May 12, 2007, 08:58:30 AM
lol imagine that, you have to quitly wait someplace for who ever to come buy to suck his dick or worse... Life really worked out for ol' Titus.
hahahahahaha, rumor has it from some of the gaurds on C block that you can hear Craiggers screams into the night as he bites the pillow in his cell.
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Colossus_1986 on May 12, 2007, 09:00:29 AM
hahahahahaha, rumor has it from some of the gaurds on C block that you can hear Craiggers screams into the night as he bites the pillow in his cell.

really? you'd think by now that his asshole would be so enlarged that it'd be like throwing hot-dogs down a hallway...
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Mars on May 12, 2007, 09:00:57 AM
(http://www.freakestphysique.blogger.com.br/1titus.jpg)
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Stark on May 12, 2007, 09:17:46 AM
hahahahahaha, rumor has it from some of the gaurds on C block that you can hear Craiggers screams into the night as he bites the pillow in his cell.

hahhahah Just remember that he has no teeth left, the "queens" got rid of his teeth first time he was forced to give head.... Gum slides so much better.

(http://www.freakestphysique.blogger.com.br/1titus.jpg)

That is the kick ass picture, he is the personification of Fear.
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: The Squadfather on May 12, 2007, 09:19:43 AM
hahhahah Just remember that he has no teeth left, the "queens" got rid of his teeth first time he was forced to give head.... Gum slides so much better.
look i think ikt's safe to assume that Craig has gone from sucker punch tough guy to little prison whore bottom boy, he's finished.
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Stark on May 12, 2007, 09:21:25 AM
look i think ikt's safe to assume that Craig has gone from sucker punch tough guy to little prison whore bottom boy, he's finished.
Only Lucifer has fallen deeper. :)
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: ARMZ on May 12, 2007, 09:22:07 AM
Titus is offseason..
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: The Squadfather on May 12, 2007, 09:23:54 AM
Titus is offseason..
hahahahahaha, yeah he's taking it easy right now but when he starts hitting the diamond pushups and monkey bar chin ups in the yard and starts getting extra tuna from the commisary watch out, he'll be up to 186 in no time.
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Mars on May 12, 2007, 09:25:46 AM
Was the show where he felt down on his knees his last one?
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Stark on May 12, 2007, 09:26:36 AM
hahahahahaha, yeah he's taking it easy right now but when he starts hitting the diamond pushups and monkey bar chin ups in the yard and starts getting extra tuna from the commisary watch out, he'll be up to 186 in no time.

Lol that was possible the funnies thing I read in a long time :D :D
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: SS on May 12, 2007, 09:28:48 AM
all genetics ::)
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: The Squadfather on May 12, 2007, 09:37:09 AM
bump.
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: slaveboy1980 on May 12, 2007, 09:40:43 AM
according to tom barber, craig was bisexual
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Stark on May 12, 2007, 09:42:08 AM
according to tom barber, craig was bisexual

are you trying to say that due to his bisexuality he will not mind beeing assfucked on a daily basis?
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: slaveboy1980 on May 12, 2007, 09:44:24 AM
are you trying to say that due to his bisexuality he will not mind beeing assfucked on a daily basis?

he will grow female breasts with the help of female hormones smuggled into prison.

his rectum will see more traffic than la guardia airport
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: SteelePegasus on May 12, 2007, 09:45:11 AM
this thread has such potential


I wonder if running around your cell trying to avoid being butt fucked at 2am counts are prep cardio?
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Stark on May 12, 2007, 09:46:57 AM
this thread has such potential


I wonder if running around your cell trying to avoid being butt fucked at 2am counts are prep cardio?

looooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooool
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: slaveboy1980 on May 12, 2007, 09:48:02 AM
this thread has such potential


I wonder if running around your cell trying to avoid being butt fucked at 2am counts are prep cardio?


 ;D. we gotta ask craigette
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Stark on May 12, 2007, 09:50:01 AM
I think it's much more interesting to debate what his wife has to do ;) but that would jeopardise the rules of this board. ;)
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: slaveboy1980 on May 12, 2007, 09:52:06 AM
I think it's much more interesting to debate what his wife has to do ;) but that would jeopardise the rules of this board. ;)

are you talking about her being raped by prison guards?
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Stark on May 12, 2007, 09:58:10 AM
are you talking about her being raped by prison guards?

Not at all, I cannot believe that in an American Prison Guards would be down to such inhuman torture and punishment.
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: slaveboy1980 on May 12, 2007, 09:59:51 AM
Not at all, I cannot believe that in an American Prison Guards would be down to such inhuman torture and punishment.

guantanamo
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Stark on May 12, 2007, 10:01:10 AM
guantanamo

Sarcasm is the highest form of humor ;)
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 12, 2007, 10:09:47 AM
Either that or "Prison Break".  ;D

Nah, those guys were actually good planners.

They wouldn't have stopped for a pedicure while on a crosscountry police chase heading for Greece.
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: SteelePegasus on May 12, 2007, 10:11:37 AM
I think it's much more interesting to debate what his wife has to do ;) but that would jeopardise the rules of this board. ;)

I hear that cucumbers are pretty popular in female prisons

male prison guards abusing female prisoner is so common that they had to revise the rules to protect the inmates.

c'mon let get serious here, you can't tell me some guard wouldn't take a blow job from a hot inmate.   And I am sure a pack of cigarettes he could ass fuck them
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Stark on May 12, 2007, 10:11:48 AM
Nah, those guys were actually good planners.

They wouldn't have stopped for a pedicure while on a crosscountry police chase heading for Greece.

Lol I couldn't get over that one myself, I mean at what point did Kelly see it neccesary (and for what) to get her nails done?
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: SteelePegasus on May 12, 2007, 10:12:47 AM
Nah, those guys were actually good planners.

They wouldn't have stopped for a pedicure while on a crosscountry police chase heading for Greece.

240 or bust..is it safe to assume that you are in the bust stage right now?
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: 240 is Back on May 12, 2007, 10:20:30 AM
240 or bust..is it safe to assume that you are in the bust stage right now?

Busted.
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Mars on May 12, 2007, 10:32:35 AM
Lying leggcurl

(http://www.titusandryan.com/wp-images/3titus.jpg)
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Stark on May 12, 2007, 10:33:30 AM
Lying leggcurl

(http://www.titusandryan.com/wp-images/3titus.jpg)

Force resistant I heard they are the best ;D
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: ARMZ on May 12, 2007, 10:34:20 AM
Lying leggcurl

(http://www.titusandryan.com/wp-images/3titus.jpg)




Why does he need 3 spotters?
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: SteelePegasus on May 12, 2007, 10:35:04 AM
Lying leggcurl

(http://www.titusandryan.com/wp-images/3titus.jpg)

OH MY GOD

that is the post of the week...LOL



lol, he even has 3 spotters to ensure good form and a good rep count...smart man, he knows how to use the storm tropper attired guards
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Stark on May 12, 2007, 10:36:43 AM
OH MY GOD

that is the post of the week...LOL



lol, he even has 2 spotters to ensure good form and a good rep count


Possible funniest thing ever ;D
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Mars on May 12, 2007, 10:39:44 AM
(http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/images/stories/Sludged/Titus_Ryan.jpg)
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: SteelePegasus on May 12, 2007, 10:40:54 AM
Possible funniest thing ever ;D

I wonder if covering the eyes is so that he doesn't get distracted while training?  I could see where being blind folded would keep one focused on the mind muscle connection
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: SteelePegasus on May 12, 2007, 10:42:54 AM
(http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/images/stories/Sludged/Titus_Ryan.jpg)

are you trying to tell us that that is the current size of his cell?

hmm..I would like to know how his cell mate keeps busy while craig in training for the 2007 Mr O
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Mars on May 12, 2007, 10:43:10 AM
(http://www.titusandryan.com/wp-images/2titus.jpg)

(http://www.musclemissions.org/public/images/gallery/Paddy_Wagon2.jpg)

(http://www.musclemissions.org/public/images/gallery/Smile_and_SaAA5E5D44D4970E.jpg)
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Stark on May 12, 2007, 10:45:18 AM
I wonder if covering the eyes is so that he doesn't get distracted while training?  I could see where being blind folded would keep one focused on the mind muscle connection

I can just about hear one of the guards fire him on... Leroy style ;D

COME ON TITUS... DRIVE IT!!!! COME ON DIESEL LET'S FLY!!!
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Mars on May 12, 2007, 01:13:49 PM
(http://www.surfersvillage.com/gal/pictures/1-brazil-bikini-12.jpg)
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Mars on May 13, 2007, 03:05:29 AM
Bump.
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Mars on May 13, 2007, 05:12:39 AM
(http://www.metalsludge.tv/home/images/stories/Sludged/craig_titus.jpg)

(http://www.titusandryan.com/wp-images/2titus.jpg)

Do you guys still think he is known for his great triceps?
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Mars on May 14, 2007, 06:29:27 AM
Does anybody know if it was him who was "the undercover pro"?
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: The Squadfather on May 14, 2007, 06:31:54 AM
Does anybody know if it was him who was "the undercover pro"?
the only covers that Craig is under are the blankets of his gay lover in Cell block C laying on his stomach getting pounded and biting a pillow, Craig is quite simply a used up little bottom bitch these days.
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Playboy on May 14, 2007, 06:57:37 AM
Oh well, just wait till he drops the soap.....hope he has lots of vaseline  ::)
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: Mars on May 14, 2007, 07:16:22 AM
(http://www.titusandryan.com/wp-images/3titus.jpg)

(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2006/02/16/wtort16.jpg)

I hope he will soon be back on stage.
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: HUGEPECS on May 14, 2007, 07:17:46 AM
he's currently getting ready for the 2007 Nevada State Penitentiary Pillow Biting Makeup Wearing Championships, he's sucking 256 dicks a day in preparation.



lol.....I'm sure Titus is getting enough protein Drinks from the Penn
Title: Re: When is Craig Tits competing again?
Post by: Mars on May 14, 2007, 09:56:59 AM
(http://www.strongman.pl/zdjecia/news_340_07.jpg)
Title: Re: When is Craig Tits competing again?
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on May 14, 2007, 10:22:34 AM
Craig Tits is legendary
Title: Re: When is Craig Tits competing again?
Post by: Stark on May 14, 2007, 10:26:15 AM
(http://www.strongman.pl/zdjecia/news_340_07.jpg)

Is that thing sold yet?
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: myt1 on May 14, 2007, 10:29:27 AM
he's currently getting ready for the 2007 Nevada State Penitentiary Pillow Biting Makeup Wearing Championships, he's sucking 256 dicks a day in preparation.

He's gonna need to come in at at least 267 to have a chance.  Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "spilling over"  :o
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: bigbalddaddy on May 14, 2007, 11:05:57 AM
all genetics ::)

Monster genetics!!! Bawahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
Title: Re: When is Craig Tits competing again?
Post by: The Squadfather on May 14, 2007, 11:41:57 AM
bump.
Title: Re: When is Craig Tits competing again?
Post by: Man of Steel on May 14, 2007, 11:44:40 AM
AHAAHAHHAAH-bump
Title: Re: When is Craig Tits competing again?
Post by: Mars on May 14, 2007, 12:50:58 PM
Haha great thread, yes why is Craig not preparing for a show?
Title: Re: When is Craig Tits competing again?
Post by: jaejonna on May 14, 2007, 01:35:22 PM
Out of all the 'tough guys' in BB Titus was the only REAL TOUGH GUY.....this dude will merck a bitch and burn the body and car with it....gangsta as hell !!!!

Title: Re: When is Craig Tits competing again?
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on May 14, 2007, 01:49:47 PM
Craig is an example of when keeping it real gets to real
Title: Re: When is Craig Tits competing again?
Post by: Mars on May 15, 2007, 06:31:21 AM
Bump.
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
Post by: akira on May 16, 2007, 05:04:26 AM
(http://www.freakestphysique.blogger.com.br/1titus.jpg)

He looks kinda scared on that picture guys, do you think he soiled his briefs?
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again!!!!!!!
Post by: Zugzwang on May 16, 2007, 06:45:41 AM
Fucking hell, are those Titus pictures legit? I've been in the wilderness for a while. Jesus. Kind of puts a spin on the 'before and after' bodybuilder pic.
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on May 16, 2007, 06:48:17 AM
Fucking hell, are those Titus pictures legit? I've been in the wilderness for a while. Jesus. Kind of puts a spin on the 'before and after' bodybuilder pic.

That belongs to his posing routine. he acts like he's a shocked prisoner. the crowd loved it.
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again!!!!!!!
Post by: Zugzwang on May 16, 2007, 06:53:55 AM
Heheh.  ;D
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again!!!!!!!
Post by: jaejonna on May 16, 2007, 06:54:07 AM
Imagine the intro Craig would get if Vince McMahon revived the WBF...oh the theatrical setting in the desert... 8)
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on May 16, 2007, 07:09:12 AM
Imagine the intro Craig would get if Vince McMahon revived the WBF...oh the theatrical setting in the desert... 8)
are you implying that Craig is no more than a cum rag for black "men" these days, JaeJonna?
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again!!!!!!!
Post by: Mars on May 16, 2007, 07:10:55 AM
(http://www.hidebehind.com/img/87/87C712.jpg)
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again!!!!!!!
Post by: jaejonna on May 16, 2007, 07:13:17 AM
are you implying that Craig is no more than a cum rag for black "men" these days, JaeJonna?
hahah thats exactly what im implying hahaha oh brother, as we sit here and hypothesize the 'cumback' of craiggers...right this moment he is probably cornered in the back of the laundry room by four mandingo prisoners.
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again!!!!!!!
Post by: nycbull on May 16, 2007, 08:03:08 AM
my buddy is a prison guard at a federal facility, he is gay, and he says this thing is much more rare than the public wants to believe.
Title: Re: When is Craig Titus competing again!!!!!!!
Post by: The Squadfather on May 16, 2007, 08:07:19 AM
my buddy is a prison guard at a federal facility, he is gay, and he says this thing is much more rare than the public wants to believe.
are you implying that bottom twinks don't get passed around for cartons of Lucky Strikes then, Nycbull?