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When is Craig Titus competing again!!!!!!!
« on: May 12, 2007, 07:48:51 AM »

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2007, 07:50:30 AM »
he's currently getting ready for the 2007 Nevada State Penitentiary Pillow Biting Makeup Wearing Championships, he's sucking 256 dicks a day in preparation.

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2007, 07:51:37 AM »
he's currently getting ready for the 2007 Nevada State Penitentiary Pillow Biting Makeup Wearing Championships, he's sucking 256 dicks a day in preparation.

You think his protein per day is enough to regain his former glory?

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2007, 07:52:40 AM »
I don't know about Craig, but I hear kelly will be seen this year on "Let's Make a Deal".

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2007, 07:52:58 AM »
You think his protein per day is enough to regain his former glory?
should be fine, remember he's going for the thin lean twinkie look, that's the way his big top bears like him.

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2007, 08:01:32 AM »
So the chance Craig will show up on stage again will be little?

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #6 on: May 12, 2007, 08:40:33 AM »
  Funny thread.  :D ;D

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2007, 08:50:55 AM »
should be fine, remember he's going for the thin lean twinkie look, that's the way his big top bears like him.

You think he has to hold the "pocket" of some muscle bear?

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2007, 08:53:09 AM »
I don't know about Craig, but I hear kelly will be seen this year on "Let's Make a Deal".

Either that or "Prison Break".  ;D

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2007, 08:53:59 AM »
You think he has to hold the "pocket" of some muscle bear?
hahahahah, exactly, i'm saying that the cons don't even bother trading cigarrettes for this little punk anymore, he's considered community property.

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2007, 08:55:10 AM »
So he will probably not be on the olympia stage anymore?

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2007, 08:56:10 AM »
hahahahah, exactly, i'm saying that the cons don't even bother trading cigarrettes for this little punk anymore, he's considered community property.

lol imagine that, you have to quitly wait someplace for who ever to come buy to suck his dick or worse... Life really worked out for ol' Titus.

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #12 on: May 12, 2007, 08:57:35 AM »
haha I am sure Craig is quite the little bitch of the prison

not so sure he is still bitch slapping people around these days  ;D

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2007, 08:58:30 AM »
lol imagine that, you have to quitly wait someplace for who ever to come buy to suck his dick or worse... Life really worked out for ol' Titus.
hahahahahaha, rumor has it from some of the gaurds on C block that you can hear Craiggers screams into the night as he bites the pillow in his cell.

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2007, 09:00:29 AM »
hahahahahaha, rumor has it from some of the gaurds on C block that you can hear Craiggers screams into the night as he bites the pillow in his cell.

really? you'd think by now that his asshole would be so enlarged that it'd be like throwing hot-dogs down a hallway...

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #16 on: May 12, 2007, 09:17:46 AM »
hahahahahaha, rumor has it from some of the gaurds on C block that you can hear Craiggers screams into the night as he bites the pillow in his cell.

hahhahah Just remember that he has no teeth left, the "queens" got rid of his teeth first time he was forced to give head.... Gum slides so much better.



That is the kick ass picture, he is the personification of Fear.

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #17 on: May 12, 2007, 09:19:43 AM »
hahhahah Just remember that he has no teeth left, the "queens" got rid of his teeth first time he was forced to give head.... Gum slides so much better.
look i think ikt's safe to assume that Craig has gone from sucker punch tough guy to little prison whore bottom boy, he's finished.

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #18 on: May 12, 2007, 09:21:25 AM »
look i think ikt's safe to assume that Craig has gone from sucker punch tough guy to little prison whore bottom boy, he's finished.
Only Lucifer has fallen deeper. :)

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #19 on: May 12, 2007, 09:22:07 AM »
Titus is offseason..

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2007, 09:23:54 AM »
Titus is offseason..
hahahahahaha, yeah he's taking it easy right now but when he starts hitting the diamond pushups and monkey bar chin ups in the yard and starts getting extra tuna from the commisary watch out, he'll be up to 186 in no time.

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2007, 09:25:46 AM »
Was the show where he felt down on his knees his last one?

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2007, 09:26:36 AM »
hahahahahaha, yeah he's taking it easy right now but when he starts hitting the diamond pushups and monkey bar chin ups in the yard and starts getting extra tuna from the commisary watch out, he'll be up to 186 in no time.

Lol that was possible the funnies thing I read in a long time :D :D

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2007, 09:28:48 AM »
all genetics ::)

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Re: When is Craig Titus competing again?
« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2007, 09:37:09 AM »
bump.