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Title: SILVERBACK ON THE LOOSE
Post by: ButtonMan on May 18, 2007, 07:10:24 AM: BREAKING NEWS

About an hour ago a silverback gorilla escaped and is on the loose in Blijdorp Zoo in Rotterdam, The Netherlands.

Several people have been attacked, at least one woman is badly injured. The zoo has been evacuated and a team of specialists are hunting down the Alpha Male.

Description of the Silverback: BIG, HAIRY and ANGRY

updates will follow

(http://files.myopera.com/zenya/blog/Silverback_gorilla.jpg)
Title: Re: SILVERBACK ON THE LOOSE
Post by: Stark on May 18, 2007, 07:11:05 AM: I thought Ron was still in the sates?
Title: Re: SILVERBACK ON THE LOOSE
Post by: SS on May 18, 2007, 07:12:30 AM: hahaha! monster 66'' head, 12''arms and 55'' legs ::)
Title: Re: SILVERBACK ON THE LOOSE
Post by: davidpaul on May 18, 2007, 07:12:51 AM: Quote from: Stark on May 18, 2007, 07:11:05 AM
I thought Ron was still in the sates?

Learn how to spell you dumb fuck :D
Title: Re: SILVERBACK ON THE LOOSE
Post by: SS on May 18, 2007, 07:15:14 AM: Quote from: davidpaul on May 18, 2007, 07:12:51 AM
Learn how to spell you dumb fuck :D
hahahaha! talking to yourself again "stark" ::)
Title: Re: SILVERBACK ON THE LOOSE
Post by: Stark on May 18, 2007, 07:15:35 AM: Quote from: davidpaul on May 18, 2007, 07:12:51 AM
Learn how to spell you dumb fuck :D

Thank you u fucking assmuncher :D
Title: Re: SILVERBACK ON THE LOOSE
Post by: Stark on May 18, 2007, 07:16:24 AM: Quote from: superstarbillygram on May 18, 2007, 07:15:14 AM
hahahaha! talking to yourself again "stark" ::)

Billy.... seriously bro, lay off the Test man it's not worth it :-\
Title: Re: SILVERBACK ON THE LOOSE
Post by: davidpaul on May 18, 2007, 07:23:17 AM: Quote from: superstarbillygram on May 18, 2007, 07:15:14 AM
hahahaha! talking to yourself again "stark" ::)

lol ill calm it down brah ;D
Title: Re: SILVERBACK ON THE LOOSE
Post by: Stark on May 18, 2007, 07:24:44 AM: Quote from: davidpaul on May 18, 2007, 07:23:17 AM
lol ill calm it down brah ;D

take it as a compliment :D
Title: Re: SILVERBACK ON THE LOOSE
Post by: arce377 on May 18, 2007, 07:25:25 AM: OOOOOOOOORRRRRRAAAAAAAAA AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: SILVERBACK ON THE LOOSE
Post by: SS on May 18, 2007, 07:26:20 AM: Quote from: davidpaul on May 18, 2007, 07:23:17 AM
lol ill calm it down brah ;D
hahahaha! ok "hugepecs" ::)
Title: Re: SILVERBACK ON THE LOOSE
Post by: thewickedtruth on May 18, 2007, 07:27:03 AM: Quote from: Stark on May 18, 2007, 07:11:05 AM
I thought Ron was still in the sates?

HAHAHAHA!

I LOL'd! :D
Title: Re: SILVERBACK ON THE LOOSE
Post by: Camel Jockey on May 18, 2007, 07:28:11 AM: So Ronnie flew from Spain to Holland?
Title: Re: SILVERBACK ON THE LOOSE
Post by: Stark on May 18, 2007, 07:28:59 AM: Quote from: Camel Jockey on May 18, 2007, 07:28:11 AM
So Ronnie flew from Spain to Holland?

*shrug* news aren't lying bro
Title: Re: SILVERBACK ON THE LOOSE
Post by: ButtonMan on May 18, 2007, 07:34:53 AM: Why the hell did this end up in The Dump ............ at least move it to General moron >:(
Title: Re: SILVERBACK ON THE LOOSE
Post by: ButtonMan on May 18, 2007, 07:58:05 AM: UPDATE

The gorilla has been caught.

Immediately after he escaped he attacked a woman wich he also dragged with him for hundreds of feet. There are also reports of him dragging along other people. He ended up at a little snackbar/restaurant which he entered through the glass. This establishment was filled with people and panic broke out. In this panic the gorilla started to lash out and ended up wounding several people.

They succeeded to corner the silverback in the establishment where a team of specialists sedated the animal.
Title: Re: SILVERBACK ON THE LOOSE
Post by: UPINTHEMGUTS on May 18, 2007, 08:16:07 AM: That gorilla could rip the strongest man on earth's arms off and beat him to death with them.

Those fuckers are ungodly strong......
Title: Re: SILVERBACK ON THE LOOSE
Post by: ButtonMan on May 18, 2007, 02:19:39 PM: People are looking for cover as Bokito is on his way to order a Double Whopper

(http://images.fok.nl/upload/070518_147316_ontsnapte%20gorilla.jpg)
Title: Re: SILVERBACK ON THE LOOSE
Post by: Al-Gebra on May 18, 2007, 04:30:31 PM: the gorilla apparently tried to get intimate w his victim, and when she proved unwilling, he bit her.
Title: Re: SILVERBACK ON THE LOOSE
Post by: Al-Gebra on May 18, 2007, 04:35:05 PM: Dutch authorities are blaming violent movies for this outbreak of violence.

apparently the gorilla was watching Peter Jackson's King Kong in his air-conditioned den, when he suddenly turned the tv off, swam the moat (most gorillas can't swim, but this one had learned from repeatedly watching his collection of Inge de Bruijn recordings), and seized the closest blonde woman.