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what are they? :)
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what are they? :)
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That is a sticky kind of question. It depends on if the "chick" you are bringing to the house is your normal gf or a first time date. If it is your normal gf...you already know you she'll probably bring her own "chick" things. And if it is a girl you are bringing to the house for the first time ... HELLO?? ... you shouldn't have any "chick" things there!!!
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True Laura, but you know how sometimes, during the early stages, you might end up there all weekend love nesting, without having planned it properly, so keeping that in mind I would say... new toothbrush, good towels (preferably in a womanly color, not burgundy with dark blue stripes and so over laundered it feels like ratty sandpaper) really good moisturizer, blow dryer, soap that doesn't smell manly, nail polish remover... can't really think of anything else.
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True Laura, but you know how sometimes, during the early stages, you might end up there all weekend love nesting, without having planned it properly, so keeping that in mind I would say... new toothbrush, good towels (preferably in a womanly color, not burgundy with dark blue stripes and so over laundered it feels like ratty sandpaper) really good moisturizer, blow dryer, soap that doesn't smell manly, nail polish remover... can't really think of anything else.
roflmao. If a guy I "just" started seeing pulled that stuff out...I'd be thinking "this ass sure is sure of himself" >:( and then I'd use the stuff. ;D
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im a guy and i would just try to make sure i have a clean bathroom, lots of tp, a clean house and maybe fresh sheets. anything more and i think she might be freaked out
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im a guy and i would just try to make sure i have a clean bathroom, lots of tp, a clean house and maybe fresh sheets. anything more and i think she might be freaked out
Bingo!
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Whips,chains,doubleheaded dildos,nipple clamps,cock rings,..........that should do it i think
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Whips,chains,doubleheaded dildos,nipple clamps,cock rings,..........that should do it i think
LOL ;D
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lol i like what you said mike but thats the kind of stuff i want to find when i go to her house, then i know shes a keeper
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condoms, they're a chicky thing.
fuck the rest, I don't need a blowdryer.
x<L
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the kind of stuff i want to find when i go to her house, then i know shes a keeper
now, you see, that's a complete and other story. At a blokes house I'd be lucky to find a clean towel. I'd probably find it funny if I found a stack of newly laundered and tidily folded towels and nice soap and ok you got my point.
I've haven't been 'round to no mans place for years. Scary. Either they live with their Mum or they live in squalour. Don't go there, I gave up years ago.
No, I'm kidding, it's real problem, I never met a millionaire with a maid I liked either. It's true.
I know how the 21 year old Music student next door lives. He pays £120 a week for a room the size of my bedroom with a sink and a microwave in it (it was sold to him as and he still calls it a studio room). He's got a laptop and an electric heater.
He's got a double bed, dirty sheets a nasty mdf desk that's hanging off, a horrid sink and a window which fortunately overlooks me and my garden.
hey, perhaps you need a good view?
xL
gotta go, that was fun
and the answer is:
don't attempt to do chick, let her do it for you.
Perhaps I live in the wrong town, but this is mad!
xL
>>> further to the topic:
except my gay mates, naturally. They have it all, everything any man or woman could desire.
do another thread about what you'd find for men at a womans house?
xL
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tampons
vibrator so she can finish her self off in the bog
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Of the top of my head:
- a couple of good wines
- a huge pile of bodybuilding magazines so you can show her your "idols"
- a big collection of porn DVD's, just in case she likes to watch that
- a big poster of your mother on the wall, so she sees that you care about family
- suround that poster with pictures of yourself doing various poses, showing off a little can't hurt
- lots of mirrors
doubleheaded dildos
LMAO. Gotto make sure they're doubleheaded though. ;D
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Whips,chains,doubleheaded dildos,nipple clamps,cock rings,..........that should do it i think
hahahahahah, exactly, speaking of doubleheaded dildos one of the first porn movies i ever whacked it to was in 1985 and it had a scene with Ginger Lynn and Amber Lynn and they were both riding on a doubleender and meeting in the middle ;D man oh man the memories of that flick.
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hahahahahah, exactly, speaking of doubleheaded dildos one of the first porn movies i ever whacked it to was in 1985 and it had a scene with Ginger Lynn and Amber Lynn and they were both riding on a doubleender and meeting in the middle ;D man oh man the memories of that flick.
I think I saw that one too! I was only 10 snooping around my parents bedroom looking for x-mas presents.
PB
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Whips,chains,doubleheaded dildos,nipple clamps,..........that should do it i think
Well then...looks like me and my g/f are all set....there's no need for you, bye. ;D
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Well then...looks like me and my g/f are all set....there's no need for you, bye. ;D
maybe Michael wants you and he to use the doubleheader together? he seems like the sexually adventurous type . . .
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maybe Michael wants you and he to use the doubleheader together? he seems like the sexually adventurous type . . .
Aye that was the vibe I was getting too ;)
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I have to agree with all the things Deedee said, ...but if a guy did have nail polish remover,
...he better not keep it in his bathroom, and he had better cough up a quick explaination of how he uses it to fix any mistakes he may occasionally make when super-glueing things together.
Oh ya... and edible food... real food ie: fresh fruit, vegetables etc.,
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we all know chicks who make comments like . . . say the comments made in a post preceding this one ;). . . these women talk a big game, and they've perfected the "head bob" while saying things like, "honey, no man's going to take me for granted. he better know he's dealing w a queen." but then they fall for the first schlub that makes a move, and when the schlub tries to get them to leave, he'd have better luck prying a barnacle off a rock.
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Aye that was the vibe I was getting too ;)
I have a feeling that to enhance the experience, he might have Laura read aloud the latest editorial effusion from Peter McGough.
or the red badge of courage. ;D
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why nail polish remover?
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why nail polish remover?
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Because if you end up spending an unplanned weekend indoors, you might need it, and not want to go out. Nails need maintenance every few days. It was more of a nice to have, rather than a necessity. The other things are more important.
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if you paint your nails how often do you have to repaint them before they chip away?
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if you paint your nails how often do you have to repaint them before they chip away?
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Depends on what you do for work, house work, etc... but usually about five days. So if the weekend falls on the later days, you might just want to take it off altogether and not look unkempt with the beloved.
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during the early stages, you might end up there all weekend love nesting
what is w women and "love nesting"? I've noticed that some women have no desire to get out of bed on the weekends, and try to lure you to stay w them by offering all kinds of sex, but it makes no sense to me . . . after working all week, the last thing I want to do is spend the weekend in bed. and even if i'm on vacation, why would i stay in bed?
deedee, you're not this nesting type, are you? if you are, what's the attraction?
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you might end up there all weekend love nesting,
so keeping that in mind I would say... new toothbrush
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what is w women and "love nesting"?
deedee, you're not this nesting type, are you? if you are, what's the attraction?
ermm... when we women do the nesting thing, the sex thing, we immediately imagine what our name would sound like if it were the same as his, what the shelves would look like if they finally got put up, etc. etc.
you wouldn't understand.
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and the answer to your thread is: an electric drill and all the bits.
maybe a chainsaw...
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ermm... when we women do the nesting thing, the sex thing, we immediately imagine what our name would sound like if it were the same as his, what the shelves would look like if they finally got put up, etc. etc.
you wouldn't understand.
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the putting shelves up part I get. i also get the wondering about how my last name would sound w their name. the part i don't get is the wanting to stay in bed all day . . . i hate staying in bed. it depresses me.
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maybe you've either had enough sex or don't like it that much.
...perhaps you could do it on the kitchen counter or up the ladder whilst putting up those shelves (holding that drill in your other hand)?
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It's possible that i don't like it as much as some women . . . I seem to have run into my fair share of nymphomaniacs. but they weren't the ones who wanted to stay in bed, they were willing to do it anywhere. ;D
the kitchen island is definitely useful, but most stepladders are too rickety
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. . .they weren't the ones who wanted to stay in bed
come again?
that's I beg your pardon in English...
xL
>>>you're all over the place
which is good, I guess.
& perhaps the thing a guy should always have is a nice comfy clean bed to come back to each night.
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frankly, the only sensible post was from the guy who said you need good wine. good wine and meat, and everybody's happy.
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How did my passion weekend reference take sudden left turn into putting up shelves and taking on someone else's last name? :-\
what is w women and "love nesting"? I've noticed that some women have no desire to get out of bed on the weekends, and try to lure you to stay w them by offering all kinds of sex, but it makes no sense to me . . . after working all week, the last thing I want to do is spend the weekend in bed. and even if i'm on vacation, why would i stay in bed?
deedee, you're not this nesting type, are you? if you are, what's the attraction?
No, I'm not a nesting type per se... and like to be outside rather than in. I was just commenting on what occasionally happens when you meet someone you might be intensely interested in. I sympathize with you and your problem with the luring women, though. ;D
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Condoms and lube.
Food is only good if you want them to stay. :)
Any guy whose gone out to pick up tampons knows most "chick things" are highly specific, personal choices. Unless she's already your girlfriend, having too much (= 1 item) of that stuff around is only gonna remind them of other women being at your place.
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gonna remind them of other women being at your place.
not always a bad thing..
esp if the current woman is a looker..
she should never forget (unless she loves ya), that she is exchangable...
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The condoms and lube don't imply that other women have been there ???
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The condoms and lube don't imply that other women have been there ???
All they imply are safety and consideration. :)
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I'll be honest... When my wife and I first started doing the staying over thing, I actually bought Maxi Pads and stuffed them under the sink in the bathroom.
As luck would have it, one day she was over and she "started". She was all "I have to leave", and I told her just look under the sink...
If you're serious with a chick, that certainly can't hurt.
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:D. I guess it really wouldn't matter, would it?
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I'll be honest... When my wife and I first started doing the staying over thing, I actually bought Maxi Pads and stuffed them under the sink in the bathroom.
As luck would have it, one day she was over and she "started". She was all "I have to leave", and I told her just look under the sink...
If you're serious with a chick, that certainly can't hurt.
Thank you. :) That was the point I was trying to get across.
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I'll be honest... When my wife and I first started doing the staying over thing, I actually bought Maxi Pads and stuffed them under the sink in the bathroom.
As luck would have it, one day she was over and she "started". She was all "I have to leave", and I told her just look under the sink...
If you're serious with a chick, that certainly can't hurt.
hmmm . . . you struck me as the kind of guy who would offer her a dish towel. mysteries never cease.
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would a vacuum cleaner count?
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I'd ask someone I was dating to bring stuff with. That being said, you would have to be dating someone quite a while to know what their preference in hygeine products.
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hmmm . . . you struck me as the kind of guy who would offer her a dish towel. mysteries never cease.
I'm an Enigma... Don't try to label me.
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I do remember this one time I had a chick stay over and it was early, and she woke me up asking where the towels were... I reached into the closet and pulled out a towel, handed it to her, and went back to sleep... When she came over again the next night, she showed me the towel I gave her... it was like a fucking wash cloth... I busted out laughing.
I did apologize, but hey, a tired guy is a tired guy.
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not always a bad thing..
esp if the current woman is a looker..
she should never forget (unless she loves ya), that she is exchangable...
I couldn't agree more
if they think you don't have much luck with women your value goes down
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There's something to be said for clean towels and good food, condoms and lube, bringing in womens products is crossing the line I think.
Usually the women I've met have always been thinking ahead when they seemed to like me. Maybe it's the european emancipation, I dunno. But not having a new toothbrush isn't going to make or break the deal, and if it does, she wouldn't be the right type for me anway. Don't loose yourself in details.
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There's something to be said for clean towels and good food, condoms and lube, bringing in womens products is crossing the line I think.
Usually the women I've met have always been thinking ahead when they seemed to like me. Maybe it's the european emancipation, I dunno. But not having a new toothbrush isn't going to make or break the deal, and if it does, she wouldn't be the right type for me anway. Don't loose yourself in details.
I actually was thinking the same but then I hear other places that a guy should have this and have that woman product etc
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You guys ask a question, then discount the answer. ;D
It's Friday. You're hot for this guy you've seen twice already, and really, dinner is only a formality because you're in love and only want to be with him. However, although he seems to react the same, it seems a little strange to ask him on the phone whether you should bring your bathroom and a change of clothes with you. I don't know any woman who carries around a blow dryer with her on a date. :-\ So dinner is finished, you both know what's going to happen, but you're better off going to his place, because A) if he turns out to be a psychopathic lunatic serial killer, chances are less likely he'd kill you there since he'd have to get rid of the body, blah blah. B), just in case something doesn't work out, you can leave when you want to. If he comes to yours, chances are he'll stay and stay. However, it turns out to be the opposite and you just can't tear yourself away and he doesn't want you to go. So what do you do? He probably has no hair (by choice) so there's no blow dryer. His soap is manly soap, so you end up smelling like sandalwood or something all day. (Yuck) He doesn't use moisturizer so your skin falls off when you get out of the shower. ;D These things aren't a necessity... just make you feel... better.
No one really cares about a toothbrush, but there's something really sweet and romantic when he pulls a new one out and says, this one's yours from now on, and puts it next to his.
I think I'm the only romantic on this board. :'(
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another girl? :P
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It's Friday. You're hot for this guy you've seen twice already, and really, dinner is only a formality because you're in love and only want to be with him.
He probably has no hair (by choice) so there's no blow dryer. His soap is manly soap, so you end up smelling like sandalwood or something all day. (Yuck) He doesn't use moisturizer so your skin falls off when you get out of the shower. ;D
No one really cares about a toothbrush, but there's something really sweet and romantic when he pulls a new one out and says, this one's yours from now on, and puts it next to his.
Sounds like you had an interesting weekend "nesting" with your bald lover.
Did you get the new toothbrush? :-\
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You guys ask a question, then discount the answer. ;D
It's Friday. You're hot for this guy you've seen twice already, and really, dinner is only a formality because you're in love and only want to be with him. However, although he seems to react the same, it seems a little strange to ask him on the phone whether you should bring your bathroom and a change of clothes with you. I don't know any woman who carries around a blow dryer with her on a date. :-\ So dinner is finished, you both know what's going to happen, but you're better off going to his place, because A) if he turns out to be a psychopathic lunatic serial killer, chances are less likely he'd kill you there since he'd have to get rid of the body, blah blah. B), just in case something doesn't work out, you can leave when you want to. If he comes to yours, chances are he'll stay and stay. However, it turns out to be the opposite and you just can't tear yourself away and he doesn't want you to go. So what do you do? He probably has no hair (by choice) so there's no blow dryer. His soap is manly soap, so you end up smelling like sandalwood or something all day. (Yuck) He doesn't use moisturizer so your skin falls off when you get out of the shower. ;D These things aren't a necessity... just make you feel... better.
No one really cares about a toothbrush, but there's something really sweet and romantic when he pulls a new one out and says, this one's yours from now on, and puts it next to his.
I think I'm the only romantic on this board. :'(
I think it has zilch to do with being romantic or not, the lady can use my 100€ squeeky clean electric supersonic quadra action toothbrush, I don't have showergel by 'tabacco' or 'old spice' ;D, just some pretty neutral dove scent.
If you are in love or had a great night do you really care about these things? I think it would be rather unromantic to be caring about those at that point.
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Sounds like you had an interesting weekend "nesting" with your bald lover.
Did you get the new toothbrush? :-\
I've had two spanky new toothbrushes given to me in my life.
How many have you given? :)
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I found dentists used to give me toothbrushes when I was a little boy, maybe they were trying to tell me something ;D
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I've had two spanky new toothbrushes given to me in my life.
How many have you given? :)
My (2-seems like a good number :)) little "nestlings" seemed to want to share as they never inquired about one... and laying out amenities seems a little structured. :-\
I've still got some left-over from dentist trips, I probably should dig them out
and dust them off just in-case I'm fortunate to have another hot little love crush one day that's not the sensual, erotic type.
I guess after love nesting ( :)), the idea of being offput by sharing a toothbrush seems pretty odd...but maybe we just "nest" differently. :P
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Now I sound like an antiseptic Frau Blücher, or something >:(
:-\. I like sharing oral hygiene instruments with my love crush.
And then there's flossing together... instant, electric, passion fire!!! :D
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another girl? :P
{LOL} Laura is so going to delete this when she sees it, ...either it or you,
...so I'm gonna save it for posterity. When people wonder "Hey what happened to Mikey", ...they can look at your response and instantly understand why you're pushing up daisies.
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there's something really sweet and romantic when he pulls a new one out and says, this one's yours from now on, and puts it next to his.
You've got this worked into some kind of ceremonial event. :-\
Deedee: "Baby, this so sweet of you....oh my god, I can't believe it, it's a Crest Ultra... I have one just like it at home, it's all I use....you are so incredible...come here, give me a kiss... Iiiiiiiiii jusssssst brushhhhhhed.... ;D "
Bald (by choice) Guy: "Ya, and look, you can keep it right next to mine...ha ha ha...and I even got you a different color..see...that way we won't get 'em mixed up...see, you ain't got no stupid guy baby, I'm always thinking about stuff" ::)
If that's romantic to you....I guess when I have my smokin' little love crush over for a weekend of take-out food, cat naps and lots of water...I'll go one step further and take her shopping to pick out a "brush" just for her to keep next to mine...she might actually orgasm in the store from the experience :)
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better get her one of them fancy electric ones then. ;)
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You've got this worked into some kind of ceremonial event. :-\
Deedee: "Baby, this so sweet of you....oh my god, I can't believe it, it's a Crest Ultra... I have one just like it at home, it's all I use....you are so incredible...come here, give me a kiss... Iiiiiiiiii jusssssst brushhhhhhed.... ;D "
Bald (by choice) Guy: "Ya, and look, you can keep it right next to mine...ha ha ha...and I even got you a different color..see...that way we won't get 'em mixed up...see, you ain't got no stupid guy baby, I'm always thinking about stuff" ::)
If that's romantic to you....I guess when I have my smokin' little love crush over for a weekend of take-out food, cat naps and lots of water...I'll go one step further and take her shopping to pick out a "brush" just for her to keep next to mine...she might actually orgasm in the store from the experience :)
c'mon, look how cute two toothbrushes look together... :)
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I have to agree with all the things Deedee said, ...but if a guy did have nail polish remover,
...he better not keep it in his bathroom, and he had better cough up a quick explaination of how he uses it to fix any mistakes he may occasionally make when super-glueing things together.
Oh ya... and edible food... real food ie: fresh fruit, vegetables etc.,
Buy the kind with acetone and tell her you used it to clean the points on your 60's Alfa Romeo Spider or Chevelle SS. 8)
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c'mon, look how cute two toothbrushes look together... :)
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=149509.0;attach=167059;image)
Yes!... Very cute indeed :)
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c'mon, look how cute two toothbrushes look together... :)
That thing on the right is not a toothbrush.
It squirts water, sort of a substitute for flossing.
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Yes, it's an aquajet, that might surprise the unwary user.
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Yes, it's an aquajet, that might surprise the unwary user.
Yes, I know... but isn't that even better? You can both enjoy oral hygiene time together, flossing each other, then trading toothbrush and aquajet back and forth. It's highly romantic... :)
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this thread is getting kinky.
the bit about having maxipads under the sink is somewhat disturbing...
think about it, what chick is gonna want someone else's leftover maxipads (specially if I use mini tampons?)
What are you going to do, buy packs of pads in every size just in case
and then you find out she prefers a tampon? Ouch.
I wouldn't sleep over if I knew I was about to come on anyways...
As for the toothbrushes, I reckon you're better off having a pack of 6 cheap disposable ones and chucking them out after they leave.
xL
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this thread is getting kinky.
the bit about having maxipads under the sink is somewhat disturbing...
think about it, what chick is gonna want someone else's leftover maxipads (specially if I use mini tampons?)
What are you going to do, buy packs of pads in every size just in case
and then you find out she prefers a tampon? Ouch.
I wouldn't sleep over if I knew I was about to come on anyways...
As for the toothbrushes, I reckon you're better off having a pack of 6 cheap disposable ones and chucking them out after they leave.
xL
Uh, they weren't leftover pads... I bought them for her.
How is that "disturbing"?
I did buy different types, and i bought some tampons too... It was an "in case" thing... Chicks don't always know when it's going to come on.
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Uh, they weren't leftover pads... I bought them for her.
How is that "disturbing"?
It's not at all! Actually, those are the only thing the ex-girlfriend leaves behind... that one day you might be grateful for.
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Yes, I know... but isn't that even better? You can both enjoy oral hygiene time together, flossing each other, then trading toothbrush and aquajet back and forth.
It's highly romantic... :)
especially the brushing the tongue portion :)
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I do trade my toothbrush.
Btw I think just about every woman has a tampon or maxi with her, just in case.
Buying an assortment of that stuff for 'just in case' cases, is quite frankly, a bit unnerving.
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Buying an assortment of that stuff for 'just in case' cases, is quite frankly, a bit unnerving.
Have to agree with you...can't anyone just wing it anymore...jeez :-\
I can't imagine a chick coming over and opening up a cabinet and there's tampons,
toothbrush, floss, hair dryer, feminine scent moisturizer and soap...pastel towels,
blow dryer, nail polish remover, emery board...etc, etc :P
If my hot little love crush gets her period while we're enjoying our little nesting weekend,
that's what towels and washing machines are for. :)
Then she can let me know exactly what she needs...hang out in bed naked while
I make a run to the store for her (we'd probably need some more munchies anyway),
then we'll make some more laundry over the rest of the weekend. :D
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Have to agree with you...can't anyone just wing it anymore...jeez :-\
I can't imagine a chick coming over and opening up a cabinet and there's tampons,
toothbrush, floss, hair dryer, feminine scent moisturizer and soap...pastel towels,
blow dryer, nail polish remover, emery board...etc, etc :P
If my hot little love crush gets her period while we're enjoying our little nesting weekend,
that's what towels and washing machines are for. :)
Then she can let me know exactly what she needs...hang out in bed naked while
I make a run to the store for her (we'd probably need some more munchies anyway),
then we'll make some more laundry over the rest of the weekend. :D
So you wouldn't have food in the house? Man, you're not a very good host...
Worked on my wife... I've been married 6 years with the help of the pads.
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food and maxipads are 2 completely different things, and I don't think it was the pads that got or held you and your wife together.
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Now I sound like an antiseptic Frau Blücher, or something >:(
:-\. I like sharing oral hygiene instruments with my love crush.
And then there's flossing together... instant, electric, passion fire!!! :D
I dated a chick that always wanted us to share a toothbrush, we flossed each other's teeth using the same floss and we also would clip each other's toe nails from time to time . It took some getting used to but I must admit it made us stay on top of our hygiene.
I will add that this wonderful young woman was impressed that my place was clean, bed was made clothes were ironed, hung up or neatly folded in my dresser drawers. To top it off I left my journal on the coffee table that caught her eye imediately, of course that set off conversation.
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How about:
The answer to this silly thread is:
a f**cking chick?
xL
and he should also have a really nice house...
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I dated a chick that always wanted us to stay on top of our hygiene.
Yes. Now this is worthy of another thread, I reckon.
Although I remained single, I am convinced that one of the secrets to a fun relationship is:
Health and Beauty Night.
I think once a week might do it, it's "Relationship 101", they should teach it in school.
I'll stratch your back if you give me a nice massage with the most expensive moisturiser your hard-earned cash will buy. Then we'll do each other's feet and oh look, you need a manicure too...
xL
"Oh baby you've got maxipads under the sink, oh you think of everything..."
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How about:
The answer to this silly thread is:
a f**cking chick?
xL
and he should also have a really nice house...
Having a "f**cking chick" is the only reason I would ever have "chick" things in my house.
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Having a "f**cking chick" is the only reason I would ever have "chick" things in my house.
I think we killed this silly thread
xL
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Yes. Now this is worthy of another thread, I reckon.
Although I remained single, I am convinced that one of the secrets to a fun relationship is:
Health and Beauty Night.
I think once a week might do it, it's "Relationship 101", they should teach it in school.
I'll stratch your back if you give me a nice massage with the most expensive moisturiser your hard-earned cash will buy. Then we'll do each other's feet and oh look, you need a manicure too...
xL
"Oh baby you've got maxipads under the sink, oh you think of everything..."
You quoted me incorrectly!
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I dated a chick that always wanted us to share a toothbrush, we flossed each other's teeth using the same floss and we also would clip each other's toe nails from time to time . It took some getting used to but I must admit it made us stay on top of our hygiene.
that is beyond disgusting :P
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wine - especially dessert wine (reisling)..wouldn't hurt to have a nice small cheesecake in there either.
various hard liquor (in case she doesn't like wine)- and learn some fancy mix drink recipes..I suggest the typical like buttery nipples, mudslide, fuzzy navel, sex on the beach, long island ice tea, martini.
Pictures of Family - especially if mom. Then nephews / nieces ect..even if she doesn't want kids, it will boast (sublimitally)towards your love of family, loyalty, nurturing abilities, patience (which you need a lot of with kids). Family minded men are usually a turn on for women. (based on what my wife tells me..lol)
Plants....non dusty, alive ones...no plastics. Regular and blooms. There are some pretty mean & masculine looking orchids out there.http://www.orchidworks.com/orchids/bulbo.html (http://www.orchidworks.com/orchids/bulbo.html) (it subtly speaks toward your nurturing side and your sensitive / feminine side and your appreciation of nature and beauty. As much as we as guys deny having one we do...it's just to what degree. This says it without the "I love pretty flowers" flamer stigma)
Organized and clean laundry / closets - this is touchy...you want to be clean and organized without seeming "anal" / OCD . Women relate to closets & fashion, they can (and will) assume a lot about you by your organization and fashion sense, but all hate an uptight prick (no pun intended).
Various magazines - BB of course (obvious), National Geographic (you're cultured), Fortune 500 (business minded), Adventure / Motorcycle Magazine (adventurous / slight bad boy...which most like a little of), GQ (fashion sense)...I also buy the occasional Architectural / Artsy Mag for the coffee table. NO Hustler (womanizer), Martial Arts (violent tendencies), Guns & Ammo (obvious).
Then the obvious "guest" supplies...because you like to have "family visit" a lot...toothbrush (in package), deodorant (men & women so you don't look like you expect only women to visit), floss, brush, hair dryer (even if you don't use one). I used to have these on stock, I'd buy the "travel size" stuff at the local $0.99 store. CLEAN out your medicine cabinet and drawers!!!!
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wine - especially dessert wine (reisling)..wouldn't hurt to have a nice small cheesecake in there either.
various hard liquor (in case she doesn't like wine)- and learn some fancy mix drink recipes..I suggest the typical like buttery nipples, mudslide, fuzzy navel, sex on the beach, long island ice tea, martini.
Pictures of Family - especially if mom. Then nephews / nieces ect..even if she doesn't want kids, it will boast (sublimitally)towards your love of family, loyalty, nurturing abilities, patience (which you need a lot of with kids). Family minded men are usually a turn on for women. (based on what my wife tells me..lol)
Plants....non dusty, alive ones...no plastics. Regular and blooms. There are some pretty mean & masculine looking orchids out there.http://www.orchidworks.com/orchids/bulbo.html (http://www.orchidworks.com/orchids/bulbo.html) (it subtly speaks toward your nurturing side and your sensitive / feminine side and your appreciation of nature and beauty. As much as we as guys deny having one we do...it's just to what degree. This says it without the "I love pretty flowers" flamer stigma)
Organized and clean laundry / closets - this is touchy...you want to be clean and organized without seeming "anal" / OCD . Women relate to closets & fashion, they can (and will) assume a lot about you by your organization and fashion sense, but all hate an uptight prick (no pun intended).
Various magazines - BB of course (obvious), National Geographic (you're cultured), Fortune 500 (business minded), Adventure / Motorcycle Magazine (adventurous / slight bad boy...which most like a little of), GQ (fashion sense)...I also buy the occasional Architectural / Artsy Mag for the coffee table. NO Hustler (womanizer), Martial Arts (violent tendencies), Guns & Ammo (obvious).
Then the obvious "guest" supplies...because you like to have "family visit" a lot...toothbrush (in package), deodorant (men & women so you don't look like you expect only women to visit), floss, brush, hair dryer (even if you don't use one). I used to have these on stock, I'd buy the "travel size" stuff at the local $0.99 store. CLEAN out your medicine cabinet and drawers!!!!
You forgot to tell them how we trick them into bed! Way too much info man!
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Those are the tricks. Quality women aren't impressed with obvious tricks, bank account and swinging cocks. Attraction for women is in the details. You need to work the subliminal.
Add witty conversation, good sense of humor and thoughtfulness and you'd score 3x more than the average guy...not to mention maybe find "the one". Which is the point anyway huh?
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Those are the tricks. Quality women aren't impressed with obvious tricks, bank account and swinging cocks. Attraction for women is in the details. You need to work the subliminal.
Add witty conversation, good sense of humor and thoughtfulness and you'd score 3x more than the average guy...not to mention maybe find "the one". Which is the point anyway huh?
I was poking fun man because I have done most of those things and yes I have scored "THE ONE"!
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I was poking fun man because I have done most of those things and yes I have scored "THE ONE"!
Is it just me or did you wish you knew some of this stuff a little earlier...lol
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Is it just me or did you wish you knew some of this stuff a little earlier...lol
Ok stop calling me out man, damn! lol
Yeah, I learned a few things and I thank you!
Samoan Irish, you must be one tough SOB!
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Whips,chains,doubleheaded dildos,nipple clamps,cock rings,..........that should do it i think
man.... I love you brother!! ;D
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man.... I love you brother!! ;D
Not as much as I do. ;D
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wine - especially dessert wine (reisling)..wouldn't hurt to have a nice small cheesecake in there either.
various hard liquor (in case she doesn't like wine)- and learn some fancy mix drink recipes..I suggest the typical like buttery nipples, mudslide, fuzzy navel, sex on the beach, long island ice tea, martini.
Pictures of Family - especially if mom. Then nephews / nieces ect..even if she doesn't want kids, it will boast (sublimitally)towards your love of family, loyalty, nurturing abilities, patience (which you need a lot of with kids). Family minded men are usually a turn on for women. (based on what my wife tells me..lol)
Plants....non dusty, alive ones...no plastics. Regular and blooms. There are some pretty mean & masculine looking orchids out there.http://www.orchidworks.com/orchids/bulbo.html (http://www.orchidworks.com/orchids/bulbo.html) (it subtly speaks toward your nurturing side and your sensitive / feminine side and your appreciation of nature and beauty. As much as we as guys deny having one we do...it's just to what degree. This says it without the "I love pretty flowers" flamer stigma)
Organized and clean laundry / closets - this is touchy...you want to be clean and organized without seeming "anal" / OCD . Women relate to closets & fashion, they can (and will) assume a lot about you by your organization and fashion sense, but all hate an uptight prick (no pun intended).
Various magazines - BB of course (obvious), National Geographic (you're cultured), Fortune 500 (business minded), Adventure / Motorcycle Magazine (adventurous / slight bad boy...which most like a little of), GQ (fashion sense)...I also buy the occasional Architectural / Artsy Mag for the coffee table. NO Hustler (womanizer), Martial Arts (violent tendencies), Guns & Ammo (obvious).
Then the obvious "guest" supplies...because you like to have "family visit" a lot...toothbrush (in package), deodorant (men & women so you don't look like you expect only women to visit), floss, brush, hair dryer (even if you don't use one). I used to have these on stock, I'd buy the "travel size" stuff at the local $0.99 store. CLEAN out your medicine cabinet and drawers!!!!
This is all way too much 'impression management'
There's a difference between having some basics in the house. Women and vice versa should love you for what you are and how you carry yourself and unless you have a huge mess or have freaky stuff lying about I'm gonna guess it'll be ok.
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This is all way too much 'impression management'
There's a difference between having some basics in the house. Women and vice versa should love you for what you are and how you carry yourself and unless you have a huge mess or have freaky stuff lying about I'm gonna guess it'll be ok.
Actually it serves a dual purpose. Sure, it'll impress her but a side benefit is that you DO become more cultured and more well rounded if you actually READ those magazines. It will serve a basis for great conversation starters...witty and intelligent conversation is a great way to impress a woman...and your friends, boss, peers ect. I'm not saying buy this stuff and be fake....give women some credit bro, they can spot bullshit really quick...especially the good (smart) ones.
Hustle...hell bro, I'm not tough..ask my wife, my 4 & 2 yr olds daughters walk all over me...daily. Just a sucker I guess, I suck as a disciplinarian. None of the guys on my rugby team (I play semi-pro) know I have an orchid collection, but I wouldn't care if they did...I'm secure enough to handle their shit. Plus, I'm like 6'tall, 254lbs (@ 17% right now during off season) so no many would give me shit anyhow. Only ones I have to impress with my toughness are the boys that come knocking on the door in 25yrs when I allow my daughters to start dating...lol..kidding... .......
....no not really.
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Hustle...hell bro, I'm not tough..ask my wife, my 4 & 2 yr olds daughters walk all over me...daily... Only ones I have to impress with my toughness are the boys that come knocking on the door in 25yrs when I allow my daughters to start dating...lol..kidding... .......
....no not really.
You have three women to keep happy bro and you play Rugby, you are tough in my book, keep at it! Always good to have an intimidating phys when the young lions come sniffing around!
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You have three women to keep happy bro and you play Rugby, you are tough in my book, keep at it! Always good to have an intimidating phys when the young lions come sniffing around!
Actually I also have a step daughter and son and help support a kid that isn't mine and have since she was 9 months old...she is 8 now, my oldest is 12. So in reallity I have 5 girls to worry about!!!! Gotta feeling I'm gonna die young. My (9yrs old) son and I will be taking lots of fishing trips when they all hit teenage years and their "monthly visitor" comes at the same time (since women tend to "set" each other "off"). It will be like hell on Earth...I'd rather deal with rugby..war...Satan himself than 5 menstrating women in the house.
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Who really cares, have what you need for yourself and stop trying to cater to the women bro, let them bring something over it they want it at your place that bad.
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Who really cares, have what you need for yourself and stop trying to cater to the women bro, let them bring something over it they want it at your place that bad.
honestly that's how I always felt but then I hear a few times from different people how a guy should have this or that for a chick at his house so it got me thinking, hence this thread :)
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what are they? :)
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SEPARATE shampoo and conditioner!!!! Not that 2-in 1 crap >:( >:(
(http://www.caption-this.com/bad%20hair.jpg)
(http://science.kennesaw.edu/chem/pic-Angela-Bad-hair-day-sm.jpg)
(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/475379/2/istockphoto_475379_bad_hair_day.jpg)
(http://ccrma.stanford.edu/~regosen/images/hair-bad.jpg)
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Actually it serves a dual purpose. Sure, it'll impress her but a side benefit is that you DO become more cultured and more well rounded if you actually READ those magazines. It will serve a basis for great conversation starters...witty and intelligent conversation is a great way to impress a woman...and your friends, boss, peers ect. I'm not saying buy this stuff and be fake....give women some credit bro, they can spot bullshit really quick...especially the good (smart) ones.
I don't need magazines to get a witty and intelligent conversation going. Seriously, I've never had a situation where there was need for 'props' to start a topic. When a girl comes over she's talked to me before and will have a feel for what I can bring to the table intellectually.
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what are they? :)
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i know what you dont want to have in your house brother Earl, your Half Italian Half Amazing posters with a toiletpaperand a moisturizer by your bedside,Earl you re a freak ;D
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i know what you dont want to have in your house brother Earl, your Half Italian Half Amazing posters with a toiletpaperand a moisturizer by your bedside,Earl you re a freak ;D
the pics are saved on the hardrive if you really need to know 8)
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