Ladies: what "chick" things should a guy always have at his house?

[Count Grishnackh]

It's Friday.  You're hot for this guy you've seen twice already, and really, dinner is only a formality because you're in love and only want to be with him.

He probably has no hair (by choice) so there's no blow dryer.  His soap is manly soap, so you end up smelling like sandalwood or something all day. (Yuck) He doesn't use moisturizer so your skin falls off when you get out of the shower.   

No one really cares about a toothbrush, but there's something really sweet and romantic when he pulls a new one out and says, this one's yours from now on, and puts it next to his.

Sounds like you had an interesting weekend "nesting" with your bald lover.

Did you get the new toothbrush?   

[Samourai Pizzacat]

You guys ask a question, then discount the answer. 

It's Friday.  You're hot for this guy you've seen twice already, and really, dinner is only a formality because you're in love and only want to be with him. However, although he seems to react the same, it seems a little strange to ask him on the phone whether you should bring your bathroom and a change of clothes with you.   I don't know any woman who carries around a blow dryer with her on a date.    So dinner is finished, you both know what's going to happen, but you're better off going to his place, because A) if he turns out to be a psychopathic lunatic serial killer, chances are less likely he'd kill you there since he'd have to get rid of the body, blah blah. B), just in case something doesn't work out, you can leave when you want to. If he comes to yours, chances are he'll stay and stay. However, it turns out to be the opposite and you just can't tear yourself away and he doesn't want you to go.  So what do you do? He probably has no hair (by choice) so there's no blow dryer.  His soap is manly soap, so you end up smelling like sandalwood or something all day. (Yuck) He doesn't use moisturizer so your skin falls off when you get out of the shower.    These things aren't a necessity... just make you feel... better.

No one really cares about a toothbrush, but there's something really sweet and romantic when he pulls a new one out and says, this one's yours from now on, and puts it next to his.

I think I'm the only romantic on this board. 

I think it has zilch to do with being romantic or not, the lady can use my 100€ squeeky clean electric supersonic quadra action toothbrush, I don't have showergel by 'tabacco' or 'old spice'  , just some pretty neutral dove scent.
If you are in love or had a great night do you really care about these things? I think it would be rather unromantic to be caring about those at that point.

[Deedee]

Sounds like you had an interesting weekend "nesting" with your bald lover.

Did you get the new toothbrush?   

I've had two spanky new toothbrushes given to me in my life.

How many have you given?   

[Samourai Pizzacat]

I found dentists used to give me toothbrushes when I was a little boy, maybe they were trying to tell me something 

[Count Grishnackh]

I've had two spanky new toothbrushes given to me in my life.

How many have you given?   

My (2-seems like a good number  little "nestlings"  seemed to want to share as they never inquired about one... and laying out amenities seems a little structured. 

I've still got some left-over from dentist trips, I probably should dig them out
and dust them off just in-case I'm fortunate to have another hot little love crush one day that's not the sensual, erotic type.

I guess after love nesting ( , the idea of being offput by sharing a toothbrush seems pretty odd...but maybe we just "nest" differently.   

[Deedee]

Now I sound like an antiseptic Frau Blücher, or something 

 . I like sharing oral hygiene instruments with my love crush. 

And then there's flossing together... instant, electric, passion fire!!! 

[24KT]

another girl?

{LOL} Laura is so going to delete this when she sees it, ...either it or you,
...so I'm gonna save it for posterity. When people wonder "Hey what happened to Mikey", ...they can look at your response and instantly understand why you're pushing up daisies.

[Count Grishnackh]

there's something really sweet and romantic when he pulls a new one out and says, this one's yours from now on, and puts it next to his.

You've got this worked into some kind of ceremonial event. 

Deedee: "Baby, this so sweet of you....oh my god, I can't believe it, it's a Crest Ultra... I have one just like it at home, it's all I use....you are so incredible...come here, give me a kiss... Iiiiiiiiii    jusssssst    brushhhhhhed....  "

Bald (by choice) Guy: "Ya, and look, you can keep it right next to mine...ha ha ha...and I even got you a different color..see...that way we won't get 'em mixed up...see, you ain't got no stupid guy baby, I'm always thinking about stuff"   


If that's romantic to you....I guess when I have my smokin' little love crush over for a weekend of take-out food, cat naps and lots of water...I'll go one step further and take her shopping to pick out a "brush" just for her to keep next to mine...she might actually orgasm in the store from the experience   

[Samourai Pizzacat]

better get her one of them fancy electric ones then.

[Deedee]

You've got this worked into some kind of ceremonial event. 

Deedee: "Baby, this so sweet of you....oh my god, I can't believe it, it's a Crest Ultra... I have one just like it at home, it's all I use....you are so incredible...come here, give me a kiss... Iiiiiiiiii    jusssssst    brushhhhhhed....  "

Bald (by choice) Guy: "Ya, and look, you can keep it right next to mine...ha ha ha...and I even got you a different color..see...that way we won't get 'em mixed up...see, you ain't got no stupid guy baby, I'm always thinking about stuff"   


If that's romantic to you....I guess when I have my smokin' little love crush over for a weekend of take-out food, cat naps and lots of water...I'll go one step further and take her shopping to pick out a "brush" just for her to keep next to mine...she might actually orgasm in the store from the experience   

c'mon, look how cute two toothbrushes look together... 

[Eyeball Chambers]

I have to agree with all the things Deedee said, ...but if a guy did have nail polish remover,
...he better not keep it in his bathroom, and he had better cough up a quick explaination of how he uses it to fix any mistakes he may occasionally make when super-glueing things together.

Oh ya... and edible food... real food ie: fresh fruit, vegetables etc.,

Buy the kind with acetone and tell her you used it to clean the points on your 60's Alfa Romeo Spider or Chevelle SS. 

[Count Grishnackh]

c'mon, look how cute two toothbrushes look together... 

Yes!... Very cute indeed   

[Faust]

c'mon, look how cute two toothbrushes look together... 

That thing on the right is not a toothbrush.
It squirts water, sort of a substitute for flossing.

[Samourai Pizzacat]

Yes, it's an aquajet, that might surprise the unwary user.

[Deedee]

Yes, it's an aquajet, that might surprise the unwary user.

Yes, I know... but isn't that even better?  You can both enjoy oral hygiene time together, flossing each other, then trading toothbrush and aquajet back and forth.  It's highly romantic... 

[xxxLinda]

this thread is getting kinky.
the bit about having maxipads under the sink is somewhat disturbing...

think about it, what chick is gonna want someone else's leftover maxipads (specially if I use mini tampons?)

What are you going to do, buy packs of pads in every size just in case
and then you find out she prefers a tampon?  Ouch.

I wouldn't sleep over if I knew I was about to come on anyways...


As for the toothbrushes, I reckon you're better off having a pack of 6 cheap disposable ones and chucking them out after they leave.
xL

[tu_holmes]

this thread is getting kinky.
the bit about having maxipads under the sink is somewhat disturbing...

think about it, what chick is gonna want someone else's leftover maxipads (specially if I use mini tampons?)

What are you going to do, buy packs of pads in every size just in case
and then you find out she prefers a tampon?  Ouch.

I wouldn't sleep over if I knew I was about to come on anyways...


As for the toothbrushes, I reckon you're better off having a pack of 6 cheap disposable ones and chucking them out after they leave.
xL

Uh, they weren't leftover pads... I bought them for her.

How is that "disturbing"?

I did buy different types, and i bought some tampons too... It was an "in case" thing... Chicks don't always know when it's going to come on.

[Deedee]

Uh, they weren't leftover pads... I bought them for her.

How is that "disturbing"?

It's not at all!  Actually, those are the only thing the ex-girlfriend leaves behind... that one day you might be grateful for.

[Count Grishnackh]

Yes, I know... but isn't that even better?  You can both enjoy oral hygiene time together, flossing each other, then trading toothbrush and aquajet back and forth.

It's highly romantic... 

especially the brushing the tongue portion   

[Samourai Pizzacat]

I do trade my toothbrush.


Btw I think just about every woman has a tampon or maxi with her, just in case.
Buying an assortment of that stuff for 'just in case' cases, is quite frankly, a bit unnerving.

[Count Grishnackh]

Buying an assortment of that stuff for 'just in case' cases, is quite frankly, a bit unnerving.

Have to agree with you...can't anyone just wing it anymore...jeez   

I can't imagine a chick coming over and opening up a cabinet and there's tampons,
toothbrush, floss, hair dryer, feminine scent moisturizer and soap...pastel towels,
blow dryer, nail polish remover, emery board...etc, etc   

If my hot little love crush gets her period while we're enjoying our little nesting weekend,
that's what towels and washing machines are for.     

Then she can let me know exactly what she needs...hang out in bed naked while
I make a run to the store for her (we'd probably need some more munchies anyway),
then we'll make some more laundry over the rest of the weekend.   

[tu_holmes]

Have to agree with you...can't anyone just wing it anymore...jeez  

I can't imagine a chick coming over and opening up a cabinet and there's tampons,
toothbrush, floss, hair dryer, feminine scent moisturizer and soap...pastel towels,
blow dryer, nail polish remover, emery board...etc, etc  

If my hot little love crush gets her period while we're enjoying our little nesting weekend,
that's what towels and washing machines are for.    

Then she can let me know exactly what she needs...hang out in bed naked while
I make a run to the store for her (we'd probably need some more munchies anyway),
then we'll make some more laundry over the rest of the weekend.  

So you wouldn't have food in the house? Man, you're not a very good host...

Worked on my wife... I've been married 6 years with the help of the pads.

[Samourai Pizzacat]

food and maxipads are 2 completely different things, and I don't think it was the pads that got or held you and your wife together.

[Hustle Man]

Now I sound like an antiseptic Frau Blücher, or something 

 . I like sharing oral hygiene instruments with my love crush. 

And then there's flossing together... instant, electric, passion fire!!! 

I dated a chick that always wanted us to share a toothbrush, we flossed each other's teeth using the same floss and we also would clip each other's toe nails from time to time . It took some getting used to but I must admit it made us stay on top of our hygiene.

I will add that this wonderful young woman was impressed that my place was clean, bed was made clothes were ironed, hung up or neatly folded in my dresser drawers. To top it off I left my journal on the coffee table that caught her eye imediately, of course that set off conversation.

[xxxLinda]

How about: 
The answer to this silly thread is:

a f**cking chick?

xL

and he should also have a really nice house...