Ladies: what "chick" things should a guy always have at his house?

[Earl1972]

what are they?

E

[Laura Lee]

what are they?

E

That is a sticky kind of question.  It depends on if the "chick" you are bringing to the house is your normal gf or a first time date.  If it is your normal gf...you already know you she'll probably bring her own "chick" things.  And if it is a girl you are bringing to the house for the first time ... HELLO?? ... you shouldn't have any "chick" things there!!!

[Deedee]

True Laura, but you know how sometimes, during the early stages, you might end up there all weekend love nesting, without having planned it properly, so keeping that in mind I would say... new toothbrush, good towels (preferably in a womanly color, not burgundy with dark blue stripes and so over laundered it feels like ratty sandpaper) really good moisturizer, blow dryer, soap that doesn't smell manly, nail polish remover... can't really think of anything else.

[Laura Lee]

True Laura, but you know how sometimes, during the early stages, you might end up there all weekend love nesting, without having planned it properly, so keeping that in mind I would say... new toothbrush, good towels (preferably in a womanly color, not burgundy with dark blue stripes and so over laundered it feels like ratty sandpaper) really good moisturizer, blow dryer, soap that doesn't smell manly, nail polish remover... can't really think of anything else.

roflmao.  If a guy I "just" started seeing pulled that stuff out...I'd be thinking "this ass sure is sure of himself"      and then I'd use the stuff.   

[lilwoday09smb]

im a guy and i would just try to make sure i have a clean bathroom, lots of tp, a clean house and maybe fresh sheets. anything more and i think she might be freaked out

[Laura Lee]

im a guy and i would just try to make sure i have a clean bathroom, lots of tp, a clean house and maybe fresh sheets. anything more and i think she might be freaked out

Bingo!

[michael arvilla]

Whips,chains,doubleheaded dildos,nipple clamps,cock rings,..........that should do it i think

[Playboy]

Whips,chains,doubleheaded dildos,nipple clamps,cock rings,..........that should do it i think

LOL 

[lilwoday09smb]

lol i like what you said mike but thats the kind of stuff i want to find when i go to her house, then i know shes a keeper

[xxxLinda]

condoms, they're a chicky thing.

fuck the rest, I don't need a blowdryer.


x<L

[xxxLinda]

the kind of stuff i want to find when i go to her house, then i know shes a keeper

now, you see, that's a complete and other story.  At a blokes house I'd be lucky to find a clean towel.  I'd probably find it funny if I found a stack of newly laundered and tidily folded towels and nice soap and     ok you got my point.

I've haven't been 'round to no mans place for years.  Scary.  Either they live with their Mum or they live in squalour.  Don't go there, I gave up years ago. 

No, I'm kidding, it's real problem, I never met a millionaire with a maid I liked either.  It's true.

I know how the 21 year old Music student next door lives.  He pays £120 a week for a room the size of my bedroom with a sink and a microwave in it  (it was sold to him as and he still calls it a studio room).  He's got a laptop and an electric heater.

He's got a double bed, dirty sheets a nasty mdf desk that's hanging off, a horrid sink and a window which fortunately overlooks me and my garden.


hey, perhaps you need a good view?

xL

gotta go, that was fun


and the answer is:   
don't attempt to do chick, let her do it for you. 

Perhaps I live in the wrong town, but this is mad!
xL

>>>  further to the topic: 
except my gay mates, naturally.  They have it all, everything any man or woman could desire.


do another thread about what you'd find for men at a womans house?
xL

[noc]

tampons

vibrator so she can finish her self off in the bog

[Faust]

Of the top of my head:

- a couple of good wines
- a huge pile of bodybuilding magazines so you can show her your "idols"
- a big collection of porn DVD's, just in case she likes to watch that
- a big poster of your mother on the wall, so she sees that you care about family
- suround that poster with pictures of yourself doing various poses, showing off a little can't hurt
- lots of mirrors

doubleheaded dildos

LMAO. Gotto make sure they're doubleheaded though. 

[The Squadfather]

Whips,chains,doubleheaded dildos,nipple clamps,cock rings,..........that should do it i think

hahahahahah, exactly, speaking of doubleheaded dildos one of the first porn movies i ever whacked it to was in 1985 and it had a scene with Ginger Lynn and Amber Lynn and they were both riding on a doubleender and meeting in the middle man oh man the memories of that flick.

[Playboy]

hahahahahah, exactly, speaking of doubleheaded dildos one of the first porn movies i ever whacked it to was in 1985 and it had a scene with Ginger Lynn and Amber Lynn and they were both riding on a doubleender and meeting in the middle man oh man the memories of that flick.

I think I saw that one too! I was only 10 snooping around my parents bedroom looking for x-mas presents.

PB

[Laura Lee]

Whips,chains,doubleheaded dildos,nipple clamps,..........that should do it i think

Well then...looks like me and my g/f are all set....there's no need for you, bye.   

[Al-Gebra]

Well then...looks like me and my g/f are all set....there's no need for you, bye.   

maybe Michael wants you and he to use the doubleheader together? he seems like the sexually adventurous type  . . .

[Samourai Pizzacat]

maybe Michael wants you and he to use the doubleheader together? he seems like the sexually adventurous type  . . .

Aye that was the vibe I was getting too

[24KT]

I have to agree with all the things Deedee said, ...but if a guy did have nail polish remover,
...he better not keep it in his bathroom, and he had better cough up a quick explaination of how he uses it to fix any mistakes he may occasionally make when super-glueing things together.

Oh ya... and edible food... real food ie: fresh fruit, vegetables etc.,

[Al-Gebra]

we all know chicks who make comments like . . . say the comments made in a post preceding this one  . . . these women talk a big game, and they've perfected the "head bob" while saying things like, "honey, no man's going to take me for granted. he better know he's dealing w a queen."  but then they fall for the first schlub that makes a move, and when the schlub tries to get them to leave, he'd have better luck prying a barnacle off a rock. 

[Al-Gebra]

Aye that was the vibe I was getting too

I have a feeling that to enhance the experience, he might have Laura read aloud the latest editorial effusion from Peter McGough.

or the red badge of courage.   

[Earl1972]

why nail polish remover?

E

[Deedee]

why nail polish remover?

E

Because if you end up spending an unplanned weekend indoors, you might need it, and not want to go out. Nails need maintenance every few days. It was more of a nice to have, rather than a necessity.  The other things are more important.

[Earl1972]

if you paint your nails how often do you have to repaint them before they chip away?

E

[Deedee]

if you paint your nails how often do you have to repaint them before they chip away?

E

Depends on what you do for work, house work, etc... but usually about five days.  So if the weekend falls on the later days, you might just want to take it off altogether and not look unkempt with the beloved.